What if. . .

then the courts would impeach him for being religious, because of 'separation of church and state'...but hes fucking JESUS so he'd be like...'fuck u'    " LIGHTNING BOLT! " and then he'd still be president.

what if telephones were GIANT FLAMING VAGINAS!

Then I'll trash them all without any doubts.

What if water is NOT water?

Then we would be a Sack of Something else that is Not Water 

What if a Giant Gorrilla Invaded RMRK?! 0_0

Then the knights of RMRK will fight it!

...

Is there any? O.o

What if RMRK's games goes commercial?

Then I'd be a rich ass Mo-Fo.

What if we started world war III so war game developers would have new material?

WE WOULD HAVE REALLY COOL GAMES !

What if George Bush was jumping ?

if off a cliff...then this is what he'd look like v








what if people could only see using their fingers?

Then I would be seeing my ballz right now.

What if people could type with their balls?

taht wulod ltos and ltos of fun$

aw man, that's hard to do...


what if every color was actually its compliment color?  (ie. green/red, blue/orange, purple/yellow)

Then i'd fail in Art.

What if pencil weilding penguins attacked the forums?

Then this forum would be ruled by flightless, tap-dancing birds who can draw.

You forgot to ask what if. :'(
Now I have nothing to answer.

What if I had something to answer?

then you wouldn't post here.

What if I was spiderman?

Then you'd be a freak of nature.

What if I didn't kill the "I Wish..." forum game?

Then you'd be raped.

What if all I'm gonna do is binga bang boong my linga linga ling long?

Then the bing bang boong gets all over the desk

What if that wasn't perverted?

Then he wouldn't be sexualbubblegum.


What if the world was square?

god would be moving us around like a cubix cube.

What if the core of the earth was made of jelly.

Then we'd have a great time digging to china.


What if computers didn't exist?   

I would stab the entire population to fill the empty void in my heart.

What if you had a penis instead of a hand

We'd have a hell of a time whacking off.


What if we had noses instead of eyes?

Everything would smell alot more, and you would be blind.

What if RMRK was shut down permanently?

Then I'd be sad.

What if dogs picked up human poop in plastic bags?

Then I'd wake up.
What if?

what if what?

what if you dont go?