What if. . .

We'd all be surprised.

What if we threw a suprise party about it?

I'd get really drunk.

What if I wasn't out of booze?

You would not be on here.

What if you got drunk off of air?

Then I'd be one happy sum'bitch.

what if my dog stopped secksing the cats?

Then the how Catdog never would have been born.

What if Nickelodeon didn't suck balls?

Then they'd just suck camel cock.

What if Cigs CURED cancer?

Then tons of people would be smoking.

What if tons of people were smoking...hot?

I wouldn't have people to p[oint and laugh at anymore.

What if The  Pope admitted Jesus wasn't real?

Then I would kill, because Jesus is real, I DONT CARE WHATS YOU SAY

What if the pop was murdered?

Then I would have to buy some more Pepsi.

What if asian men had large genitalia?

Then they would masturbate in public.

What if an old man told me his lost puppy was in my pants?

Then that old man may very well be a sexual predator and a child molestor. As well as a con-man hiding from the government, and the police for beating his wife and raping his child.

What if someone actually remembered me?

Then someone would remember you (Who ARE you?).

What if I actually complete my New Years resolution for this year to buy and beat all of the numbered Final Fantasy games in order (except XI)?

Then U still be left to complete XI....


What if I Came out of the Computer and Ate all of you after this Post? =D

Then I would be your lunch.
What if I could manage to figure out how to use Blender?

Then you would blend your dick by mistake.
What if I could make love to a lamp post?

Then you would, and you have some pretty bright kids (HAHAHAHAHa...its not funny, DONT LAUGH FOOL)

What if I was pimp

Then u'd be Pimpy xD

What if I was...Green?! !_!

I would touch you.

What if my penis fell off?

Then you'd grow an ass.

What if I submitted  h***** in the resources section ?

Then u;d walk The Plank +___+

What if Space Turkeys comes and Takes over the World?

Then Thanksgiving would be a horrible and bloody day.

What if I was a  ?

Then you'd be jumping right now. -jumping bean lol

What if tommorow will be End of The World ?

We would be F#@*ed

What if monkeys took over the world...

It would be made into another movie.

What if I had three hands?