What if. . .

[SexualBubblegumX]

Then I stay.

What if Fiestin figured out who the hell I am?

[Djangonator]

Then she'd know.

What if a dinosaur ate your foot?

[SexualBubblegumX]

I'd gte a wooden one.

What I started spelling 'get' correctly?

[Djangonator]

We'd all be surprised.

What if we threw a suprise party about it?

[SexualBubblegumX]

I'd get really drunk.

What if I wasn't out of booze?

[Djangonator]

You would not be on here.

What if you got drunk off of air?

[SexualBubblegumX]

Then I'd be one happy sum'bitch.

what if my dog stopped secksing the cats?

[Djangonator]

Then the how Catdog never would have been born.

What if Nickelodeon didn't suck balls?

[SexualBubblegumX]

Then they'd just suck camel cock.

What if Cigs CURED cancer?

[Djangonator]

Then tons of people would be smoking.

What if tons of people were smoking...hot?

[SexualBubblegumX]

I wouldn't have people to p[oint and laugh at anymore.

What if The  Pope admitted Jesus wasn't real?

[Forty]

Then I would kill, because Jesus is real, I DONT CARE WHATS YOU SAY

What if the pop was murdered?

[biohazard]

Then I would have to buy some more Pepsi.

What if asian men had large genitalia?

[oneray]

Then they would masturbate in public.

What if an old man told me his lost puppy was in my pants?

[Cody]

Then that old man may very well be a sexual predator and a child molestor. As well as a con-man hiding from the government, and the police for beating his wife and raping his child.

What if someone actually remembered me?

[Irgna]

Then someone would remember you (Who ARE you?).

What if I actually complete my New Years resolution for this year to buy and beat all of the numbered Final Fantasy games in order (except XI)?

[Karo Rushe]

Then U still be left to complete XI....


What if I Came out of the Computer and Ate all of you after this Post? =D

[Irgna]

Then I would be your lunch.
What if I could manage to figure out how to use Blender?

[oneray]

Then you would blend your dick by mistake.
What if I could make love to a lamp post?

[Forty]

Then you would, and you have some pretty bright kids (HAHAHAHAHa...its not funny, DONT LAUGH FOOL)

What if I was pimp

[Karo Rushe]

Then u'd be Pimpy xD

What if I was...Green?! !_!

[oneray]

I would touch you.

What if my penis fell off?

[Leventhan]

Then you'd grow an ass.

What if I submitted  h***** in the resources section ?

[Karo Rushe]

Then u;d walk The Plank +___+

What if Space Turkeys comes and Takes over the World?

[Kaitenshin]

Then Thanksgiving would be a horrible and bloody day.

What if I was a  ?