What if. . .

I WILL NEVER GET THAT THING YOU SENT ME POTAMUS!

What if lol

Then O RLY?

What if YA RLY?

then no rly

what if I sent a PM to the next person to post?

I would read it, the I MIGHT, MIGHT reply.

then i would delete it from his inbox....
What if evryone was smarter than me
(A) Its never gonna happen
(B) LOL
(C) The world would become a big chaos

I'm ignoring doop because he doesn't know how to play.

What if I wasn't ignoring doop?

Then, you would have answered him.

what if, FU wasn't ignoring doop?

I'd be like, woot de fook doop?

What if an ostrich was playing a piano?

I would lol, and say, "You are quite silly looking Sir Ostrich, as there aren't many Ostriches that play the piano!"

What if I had been here for two years going on three instead of zero going on one?

Nobody would care.

What if someone did care?

What if I could have my old cellphone that was made like a brick back (Kyocera), rather than this crappy flip phone (the Basic model from about a year ago made by LG)?

Then you could kill people with it.

What if I gave arrowone his old cellphone back?

I would have sex with you.

What if I was awesomer?

Then you would have POWER!

What if I ate some unagi and had a huge boner?

Arrowone would have sex with you 

What if I filmed their sex?

you could sell it online, cept no one would buy it.
what if zeriab went bankrupt?

He'd have no money.

What if I stopped posting in this hellhole of a game?

then this game receives a 10/10

What if Albert Einstein invented the time machine?

I'd go back in time and make myself geneticly improved and stuff

Morris, if you don't know how to play then quit playing! Gah, no wonder this thing is considered a hell hole.

Any ways, What if I was Blizzard's father? 0.o

Then you'll say "Blizzard. I am your father."

What if Chickens invaded the world?

I thought they already did.

What if

he would pimp out his daughters   

what if he pimped out his daughters

They'd have more VDs.

What if chika chika wha wha?

The the little sloth things out of ice age 2 who come and sacrifice you to the fire king

What if The Highlander who fights for thor ate a bucket of tuna flavored pudding and washed it down with a gallon of strawberry flavored quick