What if. . .

Then RC Cola would the be the world's favorite soft drink

What if Ronald McDonald got a loaded shotgun and knew how to use it?

He would kill burger king,King Guy.

What if silver stop loving us.

we would all die


wat if i ate a hamburger

you would find spit in it

what if you gave pikachu a giant sword

Then he'd probably not know what to do with it and discard it.

What if the person below me turned into a magical girl by night...whether they wanted to or not?

Well I suppose I would be getting the short end of the stick.

What if more people here used Game Maker, and my job was more important? (hinthinthinthinthinnnnnnnnnnnnnnt)

then you would get to power hungry and end up being found dead in you room.

what if i was bent on taking over the world

Then it would be time to DO S00P3r H3R01C$

FOR GREATEST JUSTICE

Oh, and what if y=4, x=6?

Then I did my homework COMPLETELY wrong.

What if this site turned into a David Hasselhoff fansite?

we would slowly fade into nuthingness

what if cats chased dogs

Already happens! Just what did you think your father and I do?

What if a SMOKING HOT just barely legal chick became your new teacher?

Who wouldn't want to have her. lol

What if the planet was shape like a cube.

then the english would have been right and would rule the world

what if the human race was asexual

The I would've had my son without Kaitenshin!  :'(

What if instead of water humankind depended on soda?
I know a majority of you already do, but I mean EVERYONE.

Then in 2601 theyd be saying "The soda in the world in down, please conserve soda. drink water instead bitches"


WHAT IF I CUM?

I'm not seeing anything.

What if cheese took over the world and ate us and slice us up and was put in sandwhiches.

then i'd be like Damn Cheese, I LOOOOVED YOU AND NOW YOUR A BITCH WHORE

What if i was blizzard

...for one day, i'd say you'd fuck up his life as much as you could before time was up.

What if midgets controlled the Mafia?

then tall ppl wouldent exist...

what if all anime was destroyed

Japan would resort to collecting trading cards with stupid pictures with fantastical creatures on them (wait...)

What if the world was flat?

Then the laws of physics wouldnt work.

What if I didn't wander off for a couple days.

Then you would in a couple of weeks

What if I had a thousand monkeys that could dance?

They'd dance...ON YOUR GRAVE!!!

What if I started posting the story to my latest project?

Then we would yell at you for not doing it sooner

What if I did not have to wear mandatory dress today because I wore the wrong shoes yesterday?

LOL WHAT?

What if you told me what kind of school you were going to that they would make you do something so ridiculous?