What if. . .

I would kill him.

What if I killed the devil?

Then we'd party with THOR!

What if we had a party with Thor any ways?

thor would party with us

what would happen if i haxed runegay

People would be like "WTF HAX!"

What if www.xanga.com/sexualbubblegum ?

we'd all be like OMFG TOO MUCH BAD LANGUIDGEZ !!

what if i was a fat german dog

Then you would be all like:  *woof* *eat* *woof* *eat* *vomit*  ... you have BULIMIA!

What if he had bulimia?

i'd be fucked

Without a question, no answer.

What if this were the last question in this topic?

then I would be like 

i would be like . . . . :/

what if blizz was a fat german dog ?

Then blizz would be the most clever fat german dog ever. Naturally

What if the poster of the next post is Blizzard?

I am  why yo not know me is blizzard

What if what I just posted was stupid

The we'd all be like . . . stupid man to the random

Then WTF!

What if Morris remembered to add questions to his posts?

i'D BE HAPPY

wHAT IF I DID REMEMBER TO PUT QUESTIONS ?

then I would answer it.

What if the world was made of jell-o?

I get a spoon and eat nightwolf

what if i did eat nightwolf ?

Then Nightwolf would be no longer.

What if Nightwolf was no longer...

SAD.

What if SHUT THE FUCK UP?!?!

  <== me

what if that was me scared of you

Answer: What IF that was you being scared of me?!

Question: WELL?

It is.

What if I was a kitten?

You would be really cute and I would wuv oo wittle kitty head!!!111

What if you found out that every meat you've ever eaten was made of HUMAN?

I would say, Wow, human tastes good, and since I had been eating it my whole like it would be normal. And I would know (it's true) that eating human would be healthier than eating other animals because humans have all the thing you need to live.

What if me knowing that scared you?

I'd smoke a Cigarette.

What if you got that thing I sent you?