What if. . .

We'd see all KINDS of crazy stuff, like dragons with fez's, golf clubs with attitude, Mondo Moles, hypochondria(tic?) cats, tiny elephants, and SNOZZBERRIES.

What if I ate a Snozzberry?

Then u'd Snooze?

What if he ate snozzberries and snoozed?

I'd poke him with a stick.

What if an ass goblin of a child joined the forums?

then BOE won;t bee alone (jk)

what if LOS actaully made ALL my spirits!

Then los would schplots.

What if MQQ?

Then MQQ.

What if MQQ?

Then MOO!

What if people ralised MOO and MQQ are the same thing?

CHAOS ENSUES! THE WORLD GOES MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

What if I didn't have this fork up my ass right now?

I'd rolf...

What if Race Car YA-YAs?

Then you would crash

Waht if FU drove with his ass?

Then I'd UBER crash.

What if you had large fuzzy dice that hung proudly like testicles?

they'd make Dr Swordopolis's pants no so empty

What if someone forgot to put a 'what if' question?

I'd skull fuck 'em!

What if I was listening to MANOWAR right now?

I would wonder why you listen to "satans" music
what if their was something more pointless than a what if game, which also wasted just as much time, space, and posts?

Then I'd post in there.

What if Zamullter realised REAL metal stopped the whole childish 'Satan' crap.

Then he probably wouldn't of made the post about it, and would listen to it himself.

What if more than 0.001 percent of the worlds population just got turned into milliwatts?

Zamullter? aw... come on! please, no random "r"'s... i'll stop the random ellipses...

... ... ... ...

then .....

What if it wasnt 4 in the morning.

Then I'd be like ZOMG WTF PIRATE!

What if I had sex with the whole universe?

The universe would be a far better and far more sexy place.

What if you could taste this awesome raviolli I just cooked?

Then I'd get hungy and make some ravioli.

What if....... VIKINGS?

THOR

what if Zamullet was online?

then this would be and interseting game...

What if the devil rose out of the ground?

he'd be above the ground @_@

what if he started destructing the house where YOU live?