What if. . .

He would go crazy.

What if (Insert Character) is real?

I'd be like Holy Sheeeeet!

What if teeeeehS yloH?

Then I wouldnt know what you just said...

What if I understood FU?

then you would know it was holy sheeet back wards.

what if .sdarw kcab teeeeesh yloh saw ti wonk dluow uoy neht

Then he'd be like 'yloH teeeeehS'

What if Shame on the Charlie who plays on the Charlie?

He would die.

What if a smiley with a machine gun attacks you.

then I would laugh and say "hey take this" and pull out a piece of paper with a happy face drawing and rip it

what if my 360 broke!!!!!

You'd go to Microsoft and yell at them.

What if Spiderman defeated Sephiroth?

then venom would come out and eat spidy!!!!!!!

what if we got more smileys on this fourm..(the neard smily)

We'd get a J.P. McPuffenmeyer one too.

What if people wanted to secks me more?

Then you would be non-stop secksing all day...

What if Fu was non-stop secksing all day?

the the world population would go up 100000000000 babies.

what if 5 = 10

then 10=5

what if  had to be in every post you made?

The world would join me in manly crying.

What if..... Yatatei OYAJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!?!?!?!?

I'd do it too.

What if you'd hit it?

Then 'it' would have my babies.

What if a woman volenteered to have my babies?

then she would just be one of the millions 

what if I didn't have pants on?

Then I might say "pixplz or gtfo" (I'd be kidding)

What if our knees were bent the other way?

we'd piss in our faces, what is we pissed in our faces

Then we wouldnt have to drink water anymore!

What if the world ran outa water...

I would be a very sad little man.

What if we realized that our legs were indeed faulty and we actual did make them bend the other way? BUT ALSO, after a few years of this, we realized that it was a VAST improvement on our other, outmoded legs, as we could now jump farther, run faster, move around in a more stable fashion?

Then we'd know that our legs were faulty and they were bended the other way and also that after years we get outmoded legs and jump faster, run higher lol i mean jump higher and run faster and move around in a stable fashion


What if what i said RIGHT NOW kill your dog?

I would say LOL N/A

What if I said drink a glass of water?

Id drink it and spit it on my dog lol.Then i'll put acid on you lol..


What if Arrowone got burned with the acid i gave him,,

I'd be having one serious trip, bra...

What if I gave you drugs?