What if. . .

Then I'd be listening to The Ramones.

What would Odin do?

He would kill everyone.

What if guns weren't invented?

Then I'd be considered one of the strongest people EVER! RAPIER LAIJITSU, BITCHES!

What if RAPIER LAIJITSU, BITCHES?

I would say "what does that mean?"

What if Fu told me what that meant?

You would kill yourself.

What if we can travel in the future?

I'd conquer the universe.

What if Boe was the next dude to post?

I would spam!


SPAM

What if this post was deleted because it is spam?

SPAM DONKEY  :donkey:


What if 

Then i would win 5000000000000000000000000000 dollars!

What if I won 5000000000000000000000 dollars?

Then AH MAH GAH!

What if uber duber shuben?

Um... smile and nod...

What if I walked away because your scaring me...

I'd follow you.

What if I didn't folow you?

I'd take off my pants.. that would send you running...

What if I just scared you with that one?

I'd smack you with a +5 anti-pervert sword.

I would cry because I has two pears of pants on at all time... It's cold here...

 
What if Boe remembered to say what if?

I would say what if Fu noticed that i forgot to say what if

what if Fu noticed that i forgot to say what if

Then I'd remind you to say what if.

What if

Then

what if super kitten came?

Then it still wouldn't save this thread....

What if

Then you'd get shot

* bang *

what if I didn't shoot?

I would be happy.

What if my computer could not load the pic FU put and I didn't know what it was?

Then you'd be sad.

What if J.P.McPuffenmeyer?

He would kill everyone.

What if books weren't real?

Then I wouldn't be able to read.

What if BOOOOOOBIES?