Ok the point of this game is the first poster wishes, the second guy says, Wish granted, but something wrong..then the second guy wishes and so on and so forth.
Eg.
1. I wish i had a lot of coffee
2/ Wish granted, but it all flooded over u and u died.
I wish i was the king
3 Wish granted, but ur taxes went low, and u lost the battle.
I wish...
got it. so i'll start.
I WISH i became the admin ^_+
But the site fell apart...
I wish my teacher wouldn't get quite so close...(lol)
I wish I´ve had sex right now.
...but then you got herpes and died
I wish I could fly
You jumped off your roof and fell onto your car.
I wish that I could script
And so you became a wonderful script writer, and got hired time and time again, and began living the wild life that such celebrities as yourself live. Drugs, sex, more drugs. Eventually you overdose on heroin, and your last lucid thought before your heart stops is "man, if only I wasn't such a great scripter."
I wish I the ability to easily charm any girl out of her clothes.
then rosey o'donald knocks on your front door
I wish me and cloud were friends
Then he comes over to your house after Aeris died, needing a shoulder to cry on.
I wish there were no diptards at this forum.
But then things wouldn't be half as interesting.
I wish I was still dating this girl I still love...
but then she dumped you (I'm guessing again) and killed you with a plastic knife
I wish Blizzard didn't have to script for us and the game could generate scripts based on what we wanted :P
It'd work as well as Babelfish Translator, and would screw something up and wipe your hard drive by accident.
I wish Guitar Hero had more than 40-something songs.
That would be cool, though I probably wouldn't know enough of the first version to appreciate it.
I wish RPG Maker XP's default system (W/o scripts) was a little less limited.
but then Blizzard wouldn't feel as special
I wish I had Blizzard's brain so I could plug it into my computer and it would make scripts for me 24/7
But then you would be 'lectrocuted and die.
I wsih I could SAFELY dance like Zoidberg. I can break my ass well enough all ready, thanks.
Granted, but ppl hated the dance of yours soo much, they killed you.
I wish i was teh ruler of teh world
But you never bathed, so they kicked you off the trone and replaced you with Master Shake!
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner...'Cuz everyone would be in love with meeeeeeee!
but then they ate you (duh)
I wish nothing could go wrong with my wish
But it did anyway!
I wish I had another soda.
it exploded in ur face
I wish I wasn't currently hungry
then your stomach exploded from all of the fullness
I wish I had throngs of hot women ninjas doing my dark bidding
then the ninjas killed you
I wish we had more smileys :diablo: :fred:
Granted. But the smileys then attacked and killed YOU.
I wish i wished for a wish in which i would wish that i wished that i wished in which i wish.
Wishedy wish?
You over wished and suffocated.
I wish I could cure AIDS.
Granted. But going near Aidy ppl gave you aids, and at that moment, the cure which you made, You Forgot.
So...
I wish wish I
then the genie killed you cuz you didn't wish for anything
I wish I had 5 more wishes
But they all turned out like the first one.
I wish my head didn't hurt so much right now...
You then lost all sense of pain in your head, so when you got a brain infection you couldn't feel it, and eventually died.
I wish Colin Mochrie had his own improv show.
...I see no downside here...
Awesome. What do I win then?
No you have to say something went bad.
Granted, but, the show closed..thats good enough.
I wish i became a..rhino..
Then you'd be killed for your horn.
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish...
But then he´d have eaten you.
I wish I was dead.
You emo.
I wish for a big green piano.
granted, it fell from the sky and landed on your head for 74525753186.2 points of damage
I wish I had a penny
granted, it fell from the sky and landed on your head 74525753189.2 points of damage
I wish you guys actually knew the terminal velocity of a penny
Your elitism causes all of RMRK to riot against you.
I wish fire was cold.
granted, but you can't cook a steak anymore :o
I wish my game was done
Granted, but no one downloads it...
I wish my speakers worked properly.
You forget to change the volume, though, and blow your eardrums.
I wish I could live in Durkadurkastan.
But then ou are a stupid tererris and get kiyyyauwed by Kim Jong Irr! Your deat is inveitabre!
I wish I had a horse, a birght and shiny horse, a hoooorse I could caaaall my ooooown!
I don't get it.
I wish I could
You could, but then you wouldn't want to. (It's a SONG! ;D)
I wish I could...make someone HAPPY!
Just pull down your pants so we can laugh at your inadequate tool.
I wish I'm just kidding dude, don't take that personally.
Granted, lol.
I wish my head wasn't hurting...again...
Wish granted, but your ass starts hurting <3
I wish that the world would blow up
then you would die and all the beatiful women would too....
I wish my ass would blow up
Too bad for the rest of us that it didn't. :'(
I wish I could make l33t posts like Gilga.
Granted, but you will have to study under my wing for 20 long years.
I wish... Actually, no, I'm pretty content at the moment.
The genie granted you his own wish, now your his slave..(i likey :) ) lol
I wish Gilga wished.
Granted, but I wished to become the tyranical ruler of all of earth, and you were forced into a horrible life of slavery and poverty.
I wish I was the tyranical ruler of earth.
GRANTED, but, WE REVOLTED! You lost.
I wish someone from the site met me..
Okay. Say hello to Mental.
I wish I could become invisible.
Quote from: Nightwolf on October 03, 2006, 09:04:26 AM
GRANTED, but, WE REVOLTED! You lost.
I wish someone from the site met me..
Okay, say hello to Blaze.
I wish I never needed to sleep ever again.
@ Zypher- you coulnt see anything, as your eyes poppped, and...u died in a crash
@ Arlenreyb- WEll you died of waking madness
I wish i met some good member or the site..
Aw, come on Nightwolf, that was the joke. He wished he was invisible, so I ignored his post as if he was, in fact, invisible. :(
oh damn..
anyways
lemme break my own wish
The member killed me
I wish i understood the joke.
Granted, but you lol´d yourself to death.
I wish nobody could make this wish go wrong anyhow.
Granted, but everyone hates you and eventually kills you because you're different and the world is a cold, cruel, and evil place. :(
I wish I didn't just throw myself into a wild depression.
Granted, but then your brain bursts from an overdose of happy.
I wish MY brain bursted from an overdose of happy.
Granted, but unfortunately... you live.
~ I wish I had a wish that wouldn't go wrong if it were granted.
You get counterwished.
I wish to swim through dirt and live!
Wish granted, but you still get eaten by a giant radioactive Meerkat.
I wish that arrowone would actually die.
I wish I could pump out a new song every week like the great Reybini.
Granted, but you'll have to work all Week to pump that song every week.
I wish I was Remembered.
Wish granted, but then everyone who remembered you hates you.
I wish I knew why it says DAS only has 1 post when I've seen 3 from 'em.
Posting doesn't count in hyauh. WHY U WANT MEH DEAD HAAAAAAAAAWUH?! lol
I wish...for the perfect videogame.
Granted, but it costs 40 billion dollars.
I wish I had american cable
Granted, but it costs 40 billion dollars.
I wish Hinder didn't exist.
Wish Granted, but nor do you.
I wish America would bomb themselves
Granted, but then you have to deal with a RADIOACTIVE...ME!
I wish I was super powered and I...BIT your...FEET OFF!
You'd eventually bite the feet off every human being, leaving no one but yourself with feet. Then you'd eat those too.
I wish I won a million at poker.
Granted, but you blow it all on strippers and booze.
I wish Steve Irwin never exsisted
Then you'd transform into CODY IRWIN.
What if I had LASER PANTS?!
Will you please reword that into a wish?
Haha, looks like Arrow can't keep track of all these forum games.
Woops! I WISH I had laser pants!
It wouldn't cover enough, and we'd see everything. Ew.
I wish I wasn't watching Animorphs right now.
Granted. BUT! You would be watching gay porn instead...
Wish for a penny?
It falls on your head at light speed and kills you on the spot.
I wish Drew Carey was even a little bit funny.
Granted, but every other funny guy dies.
I wish I knew who Drew Carey WAS.
You're better off not knowing.
I wish I'd stop posting in these dumbass games.
Granted, but you lose your ability to post anywhere.
I wish Zypher hadn't made that last wish.
Granted, but then I die of cervical cancer.
I wish I didn't just say that.
Granted, but instead you say 'of HIV/Aids'
I wish that this topic was remotely intelligent
Granted, but then you lose your intelligence in the process.
I wish this wish was granted.
Granted, but your head explodes. D=
I wish I WAS bored.
Your lack of correct grammar causes the wish to fail.
I wish I WAS bored.
E ... R ... R ... O ... R ...
- - - RESTORING IN LEET MODE - - -
- - - STANDBYE - - -
- - - | ...
- - - | 3 ...
- - - | 3 3 ...
- - - | 3 3 7 - - -
* 794/\/5|=39 (0/\/\|o|373 *
Granted...but you get kicked out for oversleeping.
I Wish to know the secrets of the Universe
granted but your head exploded from all the knowledge
I wish that somebody would lock this so we would stop rotting away playing this game
granted but then you hacked crankeye to unlock it so you could play this game...
I wish I would live in a time where spaceships were a common thing so I could buy a ship and smuggle goods
Granted, but you finally relize you can't afford one with your meager, sub jockey, pay.
I wish Buddah and Jessus were friends.
lol Granted, but now u follow the relegion they made, and in that you die this year ^_-
I wish teenage mutant ninja turtles fough mortal kombat in some other world and cant come to me lol
lol
but then I killed you cuz that sentence doesn't make sense
I wish I had a glass of milk
:cow: :cow: :cow:
Granted, but it's sour.
I wish I could draw feet, dammit ._.
Granted, but their sour. ???
I wish Australia poofed into nothing
granted but then nobody had any place to send their trash or criminals
I wish crankeye knew how to spell jesus....
Granted...Nothing changed much. :P
I wish I knew why my feet weren't cold.
Granted, but then you forgot
I wish your feet weren't cold
They become blazing hot and burn your face off when I judo-kick you! HIYAAAH!
I wish Mister Durp was real.
Quote from: Zypher on October 05, 2006, 12:13:04 AM
They become blazing hot and burn your face off when I judo-kick you! HIYAAAH!
I wish Mister Durp was real.
but I was wishing about Arrow's feet
unless you and arrow are the same person ???
Granted, but he died instantly
I wish I had more money so I could buy more 360 games
and I wish I wasn't to lazy to go buy them
You get struck by lightning when pushing a shopping cart back to the store.
I wish my post had some kind of relevance to your wish.
Granted...but it sucked.
I wish for a wish.
Granted, but you realize you wasted your wish and then commit suicide.
I wish I wished that I will wish I wish.
You do, but then you will suffer the same fate as I.
I wish, says I, for a blackberry pie.
granted, but you have a deadly reaction to the blackberrys
I wish for an apple pie à la mode
The apples gave you syphilis. Not totally sure why...
I wish I was...able to come up with a wish.
You did it went wrong and it killed you cuz it was like boom.
I wish arrowone didnt wish for what he wished which was that he tried to wish that he wanted a wish.
Your wish confuses the genie and causes his head to explode. No wish for you.
Luckily, a new happened to be strolling by and was all "what is your wish master."
I wish the TINAPA LOTTO INT'L scam wasn't a real scam and I really did win 500,000 US dollars bucks.
Granted, but they give it to you in pennies, dropped onto you off a 50-story building.
I wish Dem Franchise Boyz actually had a franchise.
granted but it sucked
I wish that I could wish for a wish to wish about wishing in a wish-full world
Ummmm...... something goes wrong and screw something up and sombody dies 0_0
I wish I had friends on the forums :(
Granted, but you realize they post like idiots as much as you do and you feel like crap again.
I wish stupid people could be eliminated.
granted, you die
I wish monkeys didn't throw their poo
(I thought I was Nick's friend...)
Granted, but then they just launch it out of their asses at you.
I wish I had a monkey poo cannon.
the poo fell in your face TOXIC death
I wish arrowone didnt wish for what he wished and wished for a monkey pee cannon
His cannon has been melted when it was put in the sun :o
I wish Zypher would leave me alone T_T
He fucks with everyone. I mean seriously, his sig should indicate.
I wish the obvious was more obvious.
obvious was too obvious for you and you died at overobviousity
I wish someone could help me with my game
They tried but wrecked it. (I would, but I've not the time...)
I wish someone would help him with his game since I can't.
granted, but people still wouldn't play it :(
I was people would play it
I'll search people ^^
I wish fake pokemon sprites
But they suck and clash with the originals.
I wish more people knew how to sprite well.
But then so many sprites are made it overflows Crankeye and causes it to go down again.
I wish more people knew how to type well.
Granted. They typed better than you and you finally died due to low Reputation.
I wish Zypher wished the same thing Arrow1 wished.
Granted, only he type some mistakes ;D
I wish I get a reply :D
Granted, but you don't actually have a topic.
I wish I could travel back in time to prevent the wrong-going of this wish.
Granted, only ou're in the 4th dimension now ;D
I wish a delicious pie :@
Granted, but it was so delicious u needed another one, which wasnt made and died of needness....
I wish the pie Maglor wanted didnt act like a drug..
Granted, now it acted like an apple 8)
I wish people would call me "The King of The World!"
granted, but it is a useless position as there is no world government
I wish maglor wasn't posting wishes in the what ifs
Granted, but then you would have nothing to complain about or wish for.
I wish I could bend a spoon with my mind!
You bend it into your eyeballs and gouge them out.
I wish I could have fangs.
But they grow over you tongue and you starve to death, like my late Guinea Pig Patches. (*Lamenting sigh...*)
I wish people didn't bash gay people, it pisses me off.
Fine then. I'll make fun of retards.
I wish I had a honey-lemon cough drop because these cherry ones are GROSS.
LOL, I agree.
...uh, you drink milk afterwards, and end up puking a chunk of milk and honey that looks like your liver...(I did that once, I freaked out. Milk+Honey=Solid Mass)
I wish I knew if my liver was intact...
granted, nothing happens
I wish I could aim my sniper rifle properly from in front of my computer
(Practice with a NERF sniper rifle, it's lighter and has about the same shape)
You figure it out, but you eventullay shoot someone by accident and get a life sentence.
I wish I had NERF gatling gun.
(was talking about video game, angle from my screen is different when I sit at my comp so its harder to aim)
granted, but you don't have any ammo
I wish I was la meilleur pomme de terre.
Granted, as soon as you became him u realized he dead
Who is he anyways?
I wish i finally made good tabs.
wish not granted cuz you think "the best potato" is a person
I wish you weren't ignorant
Granted, but you ar instead. (Doesn't speak French =/= ignorant)
I wish I knew what to type here...
wish granted, but you missed the right key and then forgot what you were typing.
I wish i knew how to aim in the center of the toilet when I piss.
...LOL
I wish...oh God I can't stop laughing...
and while you luagh you let out a low frequency sound which cuases you to shit buckets.
I still wish/\
you aim in the center but your aim causes the toilet water to splash and you get covered in it
I wish I..........poop....
Quote from: thingy on October 14, 2006, 06:42:19 PM
you aim in the center but your aim causes the toilet water to splash and you get covered in it
I wish this topic was even funnier.
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg166.imageshack.us%2Fimg166%2F6730%2Fomgzjb3.jpg&hash=43dc91ef40a9fc3ec9070030cb92a049ce3d818f)
But my head exploded from lol overdose.
I wish I had thought of that first...;D
But then you don't post it anyway because you thought the other people wouldn't find it funny.
I wish that waffles didn't suck.
Granted, but then everything else does.
I wish KAIRI -KH- had bigger BOOBS.
What? She's FIFTEEN.
So am I...for the next twenty eight hours.
XD... so Kairi's 15? I've seen girls with bowlin' balls up there at age 12!
good for you why dont you go hit on em
I WISH I WAS FAT
But then you'd be so popular the world stabbed porings in unison and someone thought you were a poring so you got stabbed too.
I wish I was a paladin.
BUt you were an antichristian paladin, and you were eventually smote by God himself.
I wish I HAD THE POWER.
granted, but since you didn't specify what THE POWER was you got the power to be you
Quote from: arrowone on October 15, 2006, 05:14:46 PM
BUt you were an antichristian paladin,
are you saying paladins are christian?? I'm guessing you mean an unholy paladin...
I wish arrow made more sense
Then he kills you.
I wish I had a plasma gun.
Then Arrow kills you.
I wish Camel didn't make grape flavored cigarettes.
Quote from: thingy on October 15, 2006, 09:56:44 PM
granted, but since you didn't specify what THE POWER was you got the power to be you
are you saying paladins are christian?? I'm guessing you mean an unholy paladin...
I wish arrow made more sense
Paladins are Christian / Catholic.
Totally. They have a cross on there armor for Chrissakes.
...LOL PUN.
I wish everyone loved puns.
WISH GRANTED! ALREADY. Umm, people loved puns, you became a pun (somehow) and they had sex with you. and turned you gay.
I wish I ate a big woman's boob.
But it didn't taste very good, cuz it's all fat and organs. Ha-Has are for playing with, not eating.
I wish Westfield and Sword were here...and where is Gilga? I saw one or two posts yesterday, but that's it.
That's because Gilga doesn't feel the need to post obsessively on an RPG Maker forum.
Quote from: arrowone on October 16, 2006, 03:28:48 AM
Totally. They have a cross on there armor for Chrissakes.
...LOL PUN.
I wish everyone loved puns.
catholics and christians didn't create the cross, it was a symbol long before their religion even started.
also they don't have to have a cross on theIR armor (learn how to use there their and they're)
just google image searched Paladin and none of the images on the first page had crosses on them, one of them on the second page and a + (was 2 lines of equal length)
I wish you were smart enough not to claim that "things with holy power must obviously be christian" especially considering any person with a Paladin's powers would be seen as a witch or warlock in christianity and would be burned during the times that a Paladin would exist...
I know how to use it. I was tired...
/\use what? that post doesn't make any sense as a response to my wish...
*insert response to Thingy's wish*
*insert wish*
Thingy, I was referring to a VIDEOGAME paladin, which I believe is what was referenced in the first place. More specifically, the paladins from the PC game, "Majesty." They were holy knights. Sure, the game was gay, but I played it when I was younger. And besides, it's not that big a deal if THEY wore crosses on THEIR armor. THEY'RE like that just cuz I guess. THERE, I have explained my obscure reference/proven I know how to use their/they're/there.
I wish people didn't get so fucking worked up over stupid shit.
ok then nobody ever cared about anything, and there were never any more post...
I wish I wasn't obsessed with KEFKA.
But then you would be obssesed with the next closest thing...
BIG GAY AL.
I wish family guy was still funny. (QUICKLY! TO THE HINDENPETER!)
The wish is so impossible to grant the when someone tried the universe blowed up!
I wish all Donkeys were Immortal!
wish granted but then the world would be filled with so many donkeys that we could have to swim throught them.
I wish I had something better to do then to play this game.
granted but then nobody knew who you were because you never posted
I wish people knew who I was
Wish granted-but-uhh-you died.
I wish for world peace.
Then The Frost and Fire Giants will come and Kick our asses Early.
I wish that I could weild Mjolnir....
the one from ragnarok right?
if it is, wish granted, but it's wieght was to much then it smashes your foot beyond repair, then you lose the hammer thing cuase you forgot to pick it up when it fell and a looter stole it.
if not, then i got nothing
i wish this post would not be read.
granted. u died
@_@
i wish i knew what that smiley meant
granted but knowing what it meant made you hate ever other smiley so you spent the rest of you life seeking them out and killing them
I wish that I was not here....
Granted, but you'd be at hbgames.org.
I wish nothing.
Yeah...
I killed u..
i wish i didnt kill him and he died all by himself like a grown up dier
(dier= person who dies lol)
the word dier got outlawed. and outlived.
I wish Me was even fatter than my dad.
Granted, but you lose your brain in the process, and become a zombie
I wish for the wish next to my wish about wishes and it's wishyness to be horribly and utterly non-escapably about wishes saying "wish" more wishly times that wishy me wishes.
Granted, but the wish is against you.
I wish that wishes were horses so I could ride my wish and run over Commondragon.
granted but the wish was stupid so you die
I wish that I had pancakes!
Granted, but you choke on them because your corruption of my wish was so lame.
I wish I had a bunny.
(Monty Python references abound! xD)
granted, the bunny jumps on your face and bites off your nose cuz it thinks its a carrot then runs away
I wish I had pancakes
Quote from: thingy on October 18, 2006, 11:52:52 PM
granted, the bunny jumps on your face and bites off your nose cuz it thinks its a carrot then runs away
I wish I had pancakes
Granted, but they eat you because you failed to reference Monty Python.
I wish I had my nose back.
Granted, but then I get a million dollars as a side effect of your wish. So I sue your arms off for making me rich and corrupted with money.
I wish wish wish wish wish wish
WIISSHHH
wish wish [size=20]wish[/size] for a cookie
But the cookie was me, you sick cookiesexual.
I wish people could actually be cookiesexual.
Then every one would laugh at you.
I wish every one would laugh at you.
Granted, but the also laugh at you.
I wish I couldn't partially read people's minds.
u read that i was gonna kill u
but then ...i did kill u !
LOL!
i wish i didnt kill him
Then you'd get bored and commit seppuku.
I wish They knew The New Zero.
Granted-but-uhh- DONT FUCK WITH MR. ZERO!
I wish I was human.
Then you'd realise it's boring.
I wish I had those cigs camel makes that taste like vanilla.
Your breath yourself inside out when you realize the vanillia flavor came from....you dunwanan know
I wish everyone was happy and nothing bad happened to anyone EVER at ANY TIME
k, we all live our lives as mindless automatons
I wish I had some pop here
granted, it's posion
I wish that the fish now was a dish, and STILL could not steal my soul
but it did anyway
I wish \/ shat themself
You laugh so hard you shat yourself too.
I wish that I had a harem.
granted but all the girls turn into werewolfs! (don't ask)
I wish I had a harem that didn't turn into werewolfs.
Quote from: BanisherOfEden on October 20, 2006, 03:23:05 AM
granted but all the girls turn into werewolfs! (don't ask)
I wish I had a harem that didn't turn into werewolfs.
Granted, but they're zombies and they eat your brains. Mmmmm, braaaaaaiiiinssss....
I wish Johnny Depp wasn't so creepy.
Quote from: BanisherOfEden on October 20, 2006, 03:23:05 AM
granted but all the girls turn into werewolfs! (don't ask)
Why?
Then he'd be like Santa Claus.
What if Americans said 'Bindle'?
Wish newb
I wish I coud summon things with my mind. And you can't day I killmyself iwthj it because the first thing I'm gonna make is a brain implat that 100% is safly intact that prevents me from killing/obliterating/ect. myself with me summon things ^^.
k, you summon something and it goes crazy n'stuff then it blows up the universe and you spend the rest of your life as a brain floating in nothingness since there wouldn't even be space left....
I wish Velton wished for something instead of what if'ing something
Wish granted, but after wishing once, he lost his mind again and what if'ed.
I wish... that My wish was skipped over.
granted, you are spared (omgzorz)
I wish I had a pancake
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BOOM! Cody dies randomly...
....BWUAHAHAHA XD! Omg... no joke, that actually made me laugh... XD
*ahem* GRANTED, BUT THEY'RE MOLDY DAMNIT.
I wish I had a more... vicious way of dying.
granted, but just before you die you don't (MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....??)
I wish didn't have to fart right............... now!
you didn't, but then another huge one comes and you explode.
I wish I wish for wishy wishes
god damn the poodles! your wish is so complex that the time line thing blows up!
I wish I new how to spell time space cormtinuim.... comtiomie continuem..... ahhhh! @$$
Granted, but then you forget after you think about it for a moment.
I wish people like Fred and George Weasley really exsisted. Them and their... apparating every few feet selves...
granted, teh apparate so much china implodes, right after the ygrant you to be the ruler of it
I wish, for a wish on a dish of wishes, that wished for it's wishes to be granted in my favor ^^
...Earth got sucked into a black hole.
I wish The spoon ran away without that other thing.
Granted, it runs away with your comp
I wish for wishy fishey all good thigns wishes to wish in favor or the person bleow me *granted it's not cody, the person who posted above my last post*
Granted, then Cody posts.
I wish I was strait (Im lesbian, as you should know...)
Fwah! Granted, but nobody likes you.
I wish I knew velton was a chick before it was mentioned....
Then you find out Velton is not a chick! GUY. G-U-Y.
I wish Cody would reply to that
Granted, but you die.
I wish velton knew that the word 'lesbian' was used only for a homosexual chick.
I FUCKIN DO! IM A MALE HOMOSEXUAL GIRL!!
I wish I was a girl!
Granted, but you forget ot wish for- *gets shot*
I wish for someone to help me fix my problem (http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=4162.new#new)
But then you would have nothing to do.
I wish I had a million dollars.
Your wrong, if my was fixed then I could make games
ut anyways, it's counterfeit money covered with poison
My wish is the same (http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=4162.new#new%5B/url)
Yeah you COULD make games but its not called wish gone good its called wish gone bad ::) anyway
You got the money and found out its monopoly money.
I wish I had an MP5
Wrong, same as my LAST wish dummy
You get one, but then you phase out of existance as they don't exist as far as I know
I wish it would fix already! or at least my installer would work V_V
mp5 is a gun so you don't even get your wish
I wish I had a P90
You fell and it went into your vagina.
I wish I had a hurricane in a can.
how would a p90 go into a vagina (which I don't have) go look at a p90
ur wish isn't granted
I wish you guys knew guns
Granted, but then I blow you full of holes because I would know twice as much. ;D
I wish that you could see how awesome this new computer and monitor I JUST GOT 30 MINUTES AGO are.
guess it was also an awesomely easy to set up computer
granted, I can see it so I steal it
I wish :shadow: :edgar: :gau: :terra: :zidane: :vivi: :atma: :spam: :zoid: :donkey: :cow: :kk: :heart: :savepoint: :cactrot: :ff6: :n: :smart: :stick: :bear: :fred: :pimp: :edgarrock: :kill: :kill: :kill: :m: :lol :? :tpg: :thor: :thor: :dog: :@ :kfc: :kill: :kill: :donkey: :donkey: :atma: :zidane: :gau: :zoid2:
Too bad, bill gates says no
I weish for a wish
bill gates??
granted, you get a wish and you just used it
I wish for more smileys.
Granted, but I get them because it's my wish
I wish for the wish before mine to be mine
Granted but :V ate it.
I wish :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :lol: :-X :-\ :-* :'( ^-^ :police: :V :lol :m: :? :seafood: :tpg: :pw: :thor: :dog: :@ :kfc: :kill: :4: :edgarrock: :rk: :pimp: :fred: :bear: :stick: :smart: :n: :ff6: :cactrot: :savepoint: :heart: :kk: :cow: :donkey: :dalton: :zoid: :atma: :kefka: :shadow: :edgar: :gau: :terra: :zidane: :vivi: :spam: :donkey: :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :lol: :-X :-\ :-* :'( ^-^ :police:
you don't get your wish cuz you copied me
and commondragon you used the 1 wish you wished for when you wished for it
I wish :kefka: wasn't so ridiculously easy to kill
He them becomes too hard to kill.
I wish people knew how to spell "ridiculous."
kefka CAN'T be to hard to kill, Edgar or Celes w/Atma Weapon, Offering, and Black Belt=39996 damage per attack (4 hits of 9999) and counters for 39996
so if kefka hits edgar after you hit kefka w/edgar he dies or you just have edgar hit kefka twice (8 hits)
I wish thingy would wish so we could fuck up his wish.
but then I'ld be participating :V
If you don't participate, then I will be forced to SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP you to death.
I wish I knew what that meant.
k you do, it makes your brain explode cuz you go just over your limit of knowledge
You were practically begging for this Thingy.
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
and...
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP-ah.
granyed, but, uhh.
I wish flamingo
Very well then.
I wish Arrow would stop mimicking me. snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop is MINE.
Granted, but everyone else does instead. *'Cept me, o'course.*
I wish people would stop calling me British -_o;
Granted, they call you a n00b instead, and that causes flaming, so you get banned for being teh forum's main scource of flames :D
I wish :kfc:
BUT IT'S A POISONOUS CHICKEN
I wish people wouldn't get so mad at eachother.
BUT THEIR POISONOUS CHICKENS
I wish :kefka: wasn't so easy to kill
Granted, but somehow :vivi: died.
I wish alphabet soup
You get it, but it's spelled incorrectly.
I wish...Ah, I'm pretty content.
ahh, you get nothing granted and waste your wish, but then you get a crazing for a million dollar steak and realize your wish is gone, so your head implodes
I wish :spam: (http://www.mailmsg.com/sounds/spam-song.wav)
BTW the :spam: is a link
Then it would explode on you.
I wish Mah Daddy came back.
Then he fell asleep with a cigarette and burned down the house.
I wish this topic was 2456872089765767956 pages long.
Granted, but then bill gates gets mad that you all have more posts than any forum he privatly owns so he closes down the internet to you and when you try to get on the site your comp shoots you in the head.
I wish ;D :D ;)
Then you- :kill:
I wishyish my grammer waser betterer
but then you are smarter than kefka so you shoot yourself in the head.... with your computer
I wish :kk:
then :kfc: happens
I wish thingy would get ???
<-- = 8)
I wish common would be rare
Wish granted but then boys became girls, vinnala became starberry, and shit became dog crap.
I wish I had more root beer, my fat ass brother drank the last one >:(
Sure, but the root beer is flat.
I wish people admitted Ninjas suck.
granted, everybody that admitted it was killed by ninjas
I wish :D had teeth
Granted ;D but then it chomped you up.
I wish people just accepted everyone for who they are(a guy can dream right?)
Oh yaeh nightmare.....
YOu died...
I wish @_@ and ?_? neva eva became besttesta furheinds...(friends)
Granted but then the world never knew about their kid, @_@.
I wish people on the forum were smart enough to use the search button.
Granted, you became the dumbest, everyone flamed ya, ya died @_@
I wish Dwarra....lol
then dwarra... right...
I wish that they stopped eating my shoes... damn gnomes!
Granted, but now they're eating your face.
I wish haters and flamers would :kill:
Then things would boring and sucky.
I wish Bob Dole came out of the sky for no reason what so ever.
he did but then he got stoned and then got the munchies...
I wish naphe left.... oh wait
HE RETURN TO DESTROY YOU LOL!
I wish lol
lol died.
I wish that Bushy was impeached
But he is replaced by Kerry.
I wish Naphe would STAY gone, seeing as how he left in the first place.
Then I'd come from The Pagan Lands and destroy Naphe.
I wish I came down from The Pagan Lands more.
But then youd be a downer.
I wish i could.... smell,
( i lost my sense of smell the last time i got sick and it hasnt come back lol.
granted, u now smell like shit.
i wish i could get all the resources i needed for my rpg xp
Make them yourself, you lazy piece of shit.
What if I wasn't kidding?
You weren't kidding
I wish I had a new car!
You look under your chair!
But Opera lied to you...
I wish I could- *passes gas*
...never mind, I'm good.
then u light a match and it explodes.
I wish I had a apple pie.
granted, but u can't eat it.
edit: i wish i remembered to make a wish.
post a friggin wish LOL!
okie doke.
Dokie okie.
I someone would reply to my game topic and say ' i wish to be the scripter you need'
fine, but they have no experience an no knowledge on how to script.
i wish my english project was done..
Granted, but You'll get an F
I wish I had more money.
granted, but the money was fake now you have been arrested.
I wish my friend would come over to help me on the GAME!!!!!
Granted, but he doesn't know what the hell he's doing so he puts in a faulty script that corrupts your game.
I wish that I got drunk one last time.... And Emily approved of it.
granted, but wait you don't exactly get "drunk" a monster phiscally blends you into a smoothie and drinks you......
I wish my ipod headphones were brand new.
Granted, but they suck more than the usual Ipod.
I wish that Bob Dole killed Sephiroth.
granted but then a clone arises. lol
I wish Tenacious D would come to New Zeland sooner...
fine, they will arrive a second before they were supposed to.
I wish for more wishes.
You get three more, but there just blank pieces of paper that say "Wishes!"
I wish I could get a job!
fine, it is now ur job to write blank peices of paper that say "wishes" on them.
I wish i was a fish
Then you would drown because you cant swim. lol
I wish I wasnt at skool...
fine, but you are now expellled =[
I wish there were more games being completed.
Then I'd get off my ass and Finish DW. Then too many people like it, making the game as over hyped as FF7.
I wish I had a Hawt goth cick here right now. Who is nekkid. And finds me Sexay.
OK she is naked, but she a penius! *ouch*
I wish i had some nesquick. >:(
I peed in it.
I wish I got 2 new sledge hammers instead of one.
granted, but they weigh to much for you to use both at the same time so the second one sits in your basement and is eventually lost
I wish I had a :donkey:
granted, but you don't really get one, you turn into one.
I wish Science was actaully P.E
ok so you took biology
I wish I had 2 :donkey:
FIne, but the breed and make 10000 and they eat your grandma.
I wish my cell phone would get service so _____ could call me!
Granted, but your phone explodes.
I wish Silver, Bliz, Halo and Yossy would get here so I could do their concept art.
granted, but all ur art turns to stick figures.
I wish i had some cola...
Granted but it taste like urine....
I wish I had a Genpet.
Granted, but now you feel ripped off and creepy.
I wish I had the chance to kick Buddha's ass.
Granted, but you pass it up.
I wish more people had Worms.
granted but so many people = lag
I wish these cookies wern't so hard!!!
Granted, but then they crumbled in your hands...attrating gigantic mutant spider ants.
I wish I was finished with this essay, it earned me an A, and I could play worms.
granted, but you went to play worms , when your computer had a virus...a worm virus
I wish dinner was here.
It is! MAH PANTS!
I wish that last joke wasn't quite so graphic.
ITS NOT! ITS MMYYYY PANTS!
I wish THEY DIDNT sacrifice the outsider to the Gods!
Granted, but I didn't laugh.
I wish i had some emos to smite.
granted, but you realize each emo person was actaully a member from your fav metal band in a costume
I wish i did my math homework instead of being on here the whole day!
Granted but you still got an F
I wish I was alowd to go on the computer at home during the week.
granted you can go on and type homework, nothing else.
I wish I wasn't bored
Granted.
http://www009.upp.so-net.ne.jp/counterq/flash/ml/monarliving.html
I wish I had a way to wreck his wish.
You did, then you changed your mind.
I wish it wasn' raining so i could smash more shit with my sledge hammer.
So the rain stops, and you accidently smash your left hand =[
I wish my Ipod was charged today at skool
BUt you get caught and it is taken away from you for a week.
I wish I had a faster connection so I didn't have to spend an hour at a time downloading isos.
Quote from: arrowone on November 09, 2006, 01:55:11 AM
BUt you get caught and it is taken away from you for a week.
I wish I had a faster connection so I didn't have to spend an hour at a time downloading isos.
You get the worlds fastest connection, but viruses start comming so fast your AV can't handle them all, and your computer goes KABOOOM and you loose all your RPG stuff
I wish my snickers empty rapper was full again.
It became full...OF VOMIT! :ohsnap:
Uh...I wish there were more hours in the day, and they would be designated specifically for leisure.
Granted, but it's for the leisure of a large man named bubba to molest you.
I wish I had more soda
granted, but now your teeth will rot at the age of 30
I wish i didn't see what I saw today.. :(
Granted, you didn't see it bcause you're blind.
I wish Rama Lama Ding Dong came from the sky and started daning for no reason.
Granted but he kills you while dancing.
I wish i was Immortal.
Granted you are now Immortal...your name that is, changes to Immortal
I wish rpg game making was simple!
fine, but now every loser can do it and it loses its fun.
i wish i could use SPAM-U-KAGEN in real life.
Wish granted, but Spam-U-kagen is dorky and no one will ever use it, so you look like a nerd that does finger gestures in the air!
The Punchline...
I wish I wish I had a fish!
This just in: that sucked.
Uh...the fish is enormous, and swallows you Jonah style.
I wish my brother had at least SOMETHING of a sense of humor. :-\
GRANTED! But then I steal your thunder and your labeled as a noob. You being crying like this! "LOLOLOLOLOLOL H-LOL-HA!"
I wish Nightwolf ended the game right here and now!
He does end it, but then what?
I wish My p.e teacher isn't a bitch
Granted, but you make love to her down by the fire and she gives you some diseases.
I wish I wasn't fucking tired right now.
(omfg that was rally sick...EWWWWWW she is a friggen 70 yr old lesbo!!!!!! agh *barf*
Granted, you are fully awake for 1 min then fall down and sleep.
I wish you didnt put
Quote from: FuMannChu on November 15, 2006, 02:28:09 AM
Granted, but you make love to her down by the fire and she gives you some diseases.
Granted, but I said something worse.
I wish I could think of something worse.
granted, but its so bad you barf yourself to death after typing it.
I wish people would switch to IE..
fine, and microsoft takes over the world
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
ok, but now you have to "turn off" they changed the name of sleep to turn off...=]
I wish snickers were sooo dam good...
They are, so the candy gods kill you for mocking them
I wish to appease the Candy and video game gods.
Granted. But you are killed by those 2
I wish I can summon demons.
granted, but they kill you
I wish my story was done!
Granted. But everyone didn't hear it/play it.
I wish i was a Dragon Knight.
Not granted. theres a twist.
I wish me was you.
granted but now u are different.
I wish i thought of somthing better
granted..it was a little better but no one noticed.
I wish It was the end of tommorow already and I was in the car going home.
granted but the car breaks down.
I wish i was a vampire
self blood suck lol
if wish i got 1 dish of a tasty vegetarian 4 peiced pizza in which while eating nothing could go wrong
lol
Granted. But when right after you bite it, it explodes.
I wish i can become a master.
But blizzard farted and it gassed you out
i wish i was signifigantly intelligent
You are but your brain grows an inch too big and you explode..KABOOOOOOOM
I wish I coulld fly.
but you wings fall of and you fall into a pit of isolation, and become emo and start slitting your writst
i wish i could stop playing this game
Granted. Gang members come to your house and kill you.
I wish World of Warcraft was real.
granted, you are now a tree.
I wish I could start mapping for my game already!
Granted. but it became so screwed up you redid all that hard work from start.
I wish i can wield a sword and is master of them.
Granted, but you slip in a puddle and stab yourself.
I wish both my sisters would stop being uber Roxas/Sora/Axel/Demyx/Riku/anyoneI'mmissing uber-fangirl-nerds... -_-;
Granted, But when you was playing Kingdom Hearts 2. Roxas, Sora, Axel, Demyx, Riku and someone kills you.
I wish i can see the future.
Granted, but it drives you insane.
I wish I knew where to find some Man Pan.
Granted but when you do it turns to Man OMGCOCKINURASS
I wish water temples weren't so boring and sloooooooooow...
Granted, but it makes your Wii explode.
I wish I had more weapons.
granted but slip and stab your self in the stomach.
I wish the stupid song wasnt on the TV
Granted, but your tv breaks right before the show gets good.
I wish I knew where I put the remote...
fine, but the remote has no bateries!
I wish my report card just didn't come in !!!
Granted but when you got it, you have all f's
I wish i host games on Warcraft 3.
fine, but you are WOW's Worst server host
I wish my sig was real!
Granted, but the kitty kills you.
I wish my priest was level 60.
fine, but the numbers get mixed up and you get a -60
I wish someone could make my LOD battle script
Granted, But you get a error on the game.
I wish my game was done.
fine, but then the computer shuts off and you didn't save, loosing 100 PERFECT maps and a great story
hahhhhhhaaaa
I wish Poop
Granted. But it falls all over you.
I wish that there was no life.
Granted, but you become undead and start to smell funny.
I wish that people remembered.... Vote Sexual Bubblegum in 2008, He's just as ill-qualified as the other guys!
Granted, but they now think of yous as a sticky pink N00B.
I wish I could remember all of my kickass dreams, as they're usually about the military and are really fucking great.
Granted but because you remember so many you get bored of them.
I wish I didnt have to do this stupid assingment im doing at the mo.
Granted. But you get the same work again.
I wish i can control the universe and will not die ever.
Granted, but every one rebels and they crucify you and since you can't die your stuck on that cross untill the end of time.
I wish I had the DVD box set of that.
Granted. But the people who crucified me, crucifies you.
I wish Saturn blew up.
I'd kick your ass because that's my favorite planet outside of our own.
I wish that fucking grammar sig would just disappear.
Granted, but you must buy me one hundred cartons of Marlboros.
What if *gasp* I wasn't a Highlander?
Thor would be pissed off, and kill everybody.
What if nobody played this game for months?
Then we'd be spared from silly shit.
I wish that....... SHAME ON THE CHARLIE THAT PLAYS ON THE CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But then the charlie who plays charlie comes to your door and sexualy harases you
i wish that the noobs didn't steal my toaster
Granted but................ Shame on the Charlie who plays on the Charlie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish that Charlie bursted out of everyones computer.
The the charlie that was shamed who sexuaaly harased you who then came out a computer stole your toaster
what if the noobs really stole my toaster (again)
Then you'd fall in love with Charlie's 67 year old ass then have his babies.
What if Charlie gave his shame to other poeple?
Then he'd give his shame do you !
i wish that Fu would stop calling me an alchoholic
Then you'd have sex with Charlie again.
I wish Colonel Fucken Klink!
Colonel Fucken Klink! would ass rape you in the alps with charlie aating your nipples
i wish i had my toaster
Then you'd cry becuase Charlie cheated on you. But then you'd have sex with Colnel Klink too.
I wish this topic would make even more ROFLCOPTERS!
Granted by charlie raped you in your sleep
i wish my toaster ate noobs
Granted, but then you'd just suck off Charlie again.
I wish I could stop laughing.
Quote from: FuMannChu on January 14, 2007, 03:56:31 AM
i wish i was a retard who sucks charlie
granted but you sucked to hard and it came off
i wish you was a noob so my toaster could eat you !
Quote from: Morris Lawry on January 14, 2007, 03:58:18 AM
I wish Charlie could ass rape me all night while Colonel Klink made me suck him off.
Granted, But I sell the DVDs for Cash Moneys.
I wish I had more Cash Moneys.
Granted but morris sued you for DVD piracy and framery
I wish i knew who the hell charlie was
Wish Granted, But Ur The Ruler Of "The Real World"
Wish granted you turn to nothing.
I wish for a piece of cheese the size of a house.
You then become severly constipated and exploded.
I wish to be the Ruler of the Sevens.
Granted, but Charlie eats your soul.
I wish I could find a picture of Charlie so we can all get a roflcopter.
Granted but the rolfcopter ate the picture
i wish . . .WHAT THE HELL WHY"Z EVERYONES NAMEZ CHANGEDZ
wish granted but your still confused.
I wish I had a robot made of bacon!
Granted, but "In Russia bacon robots eat YOU!".
I wish I wouldn't :tpg: so much at the one thread about pick-up art.
Granted, but pheonix suicides out of shame.
I wish I had a sammich right now.
Granted but it tasted like Bird feet
i wish i was only human
Granted, but then you get hit by a car.
I wish that Anna Nicole Smith died AGAIN.
Granted but now she's a zombie and comes to eat your babies.
I wish that somebody here would have my babies.
Granted, but it's Chuck Norris......
I wish today didn't suck anus.
Granted but now it sucks Giant man balls.
I wish sex was free still...
Granted, but it's with your mom.
I wish Kefka (IRC) was a real person <3
He became one and made yOU a bot.
I wish Silver gave me all his cookies!!!
Granted, but now he hates you... Oh wait... He does already...
I wish for Mel Gibson to be killed in a horribly painful fashion...
Granted, he has died but his ghost killed you the same way when he read your post.
I wish my heart didnt break.
Granted, but you become evil.
I wish for more cigarettes!
granted, but you have to smoke Newports =X
I wish this summer will be as amazing as I imagine it to be.
granted...But U end up in the Hospital because a Plane crash on you.
I Wish I Coulod Eat you all at once :-X
Granted, but after you eat me, I bring the mosh, killing you.
I wish that I wasn't broke.
Granted, but then you broke again ?_?
I WISH THE TELETUBBIES DIDNT SEXUALLY ABUSE ME.
Granted, but they killed you instead.
I wish that I had a sword of n00b slaying.
Granted but you run out of noobs to kill.
I wish I could figure out how to host my MORPG... >.<
Granted, but you lose you ninja pimp magic.
I wish that Sagat will one day meet me in a mosh pit, so he can bring the Muay Thai and I'll bring THE MOSH!
Granted, but you loose your Mosh pit God-like powers in a Bet.
I wish I was Haruhi ;=;
Granted, but I get my powers back.
I wish that I had a fucken wife.
Well u can wish in one hand and shit in the other.
i wish 4 more wishes....
Granted, but you must Sell your soul to Fu for it :tpg:
I wish I could have a Mod-Slaying-AXE for another forum X_X
what could a mod slaying axe possibly do 4 u?
wish this would work.
Granted, But then I kill your parents.
I wish the Valk server wasn't down right now.
Granted. But there's nothing but a bunch of emos there.
I wish daddy would stop beating mommy....
Granted, But I end up seducing your mother and I become your new daddy.
I wish I remembered where I put that book.
Granted but I masturbated on it.
I wish I had a dollar
Quote from: Dr_Swordopolis on February 25, 2007, 02:29:46 AM
Granted but I masturbated on it.
I wish I had a dollar
Granted but.............................tax goes so high you can't buy anything with it.
I wish my penis was bigger.
Granted, but it smells funny.
I wish my job paid more.
get a better job
wish i knew
Granted, but the knowledge destroys your mind.
I wish I had a throne of skulls.
Granted, but it bites your ass
I wish I had a slut post next
Granted........ But Daddy, I GOT GIRL PREGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SUCH A WHORE!
I wish she didn't get pregs.
Granted, but Amanda came back
I wish I had a condom
Granted, use it wisely
wish he'd stop.
Granted, but you died of sadness.
I wish I had a personal jester.
Granted, you will laugh your self to sleep.
wish for a new car?
Granted, but its a Yugo.
I wish some one would finally figure out what my avy is referencing.
Quote from: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 02:44:16 AM
Granted, but you died of sadness.
I wish I had a personal jester.
Granted, but everyone dies out of being scared and your all alone.
I wish this storm would end.
Granted, but...STFU.
I wish I could figure out why the hell my game fucks up the player's movement animations.
Granted, but then your computer esplodes
I wish that condom I wished for earlier didnt break
Quote from: arrowone on February 25, 2007, 02:48:31 AM
Granted, but...STFU.
I wish I could figure out why the hell my game fucks up the player's movement animations.
Granted, instead your dick broke.
I wish I was rich.
keep wishing
wish for the moon.
Granted, but it crashes to eath killing you.
I wish that I was getting drunk right now.
Wish i could help you /\
Granted, but you wake up the next morning in a dumpster.
I wish ==|=======>
Quote from: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 02:50:41 AM
keep wishing
wish for the moon.
No damnit. Wish gone wrong. Not "keep wishing"
I wish you just made a mother fucken wish.
granted but I wished for you to be emo.
I wish you were emo.
sorry boout that last one.
granted, but i dont wanna b.
wishi could fly.
Granted, but then I smite you with a Sword of Ass Kicking +7.
I wish some one would give me a pile of those swords.
Granted, you now posses a pile of Smiting Swords +7
Wish i had a Smiting sowrd +8
Granted, but then you realise you don't know how to use a sword.
I wish I had some asses to kick.
Granted, 5,000 goblins apear in front of you.
wish i could see srtight
Granted, but I Slash u with my Bazooka instantly.
Wish I had that Axe-killer-Mod-Axe!!!
granted but only mods that you have never seen or met
I wish I had 400 nickles
Granted, but you drop them all down various storm drains.
I wish I could write down my musical ideas before I ended up forgetting them. :(
Granted, but the Cranberries rip you off.
I wish I could lift Mjolnir.
Granted but Thor wants it back by noon
I wish my thumb wasnt broken
Granted, but then you accidentally break your toe.
I still wish I had more cancer sticks.
Wish granted but your dog ate them all and died
I wish i had a ps3
Granted, but now your bankrupt and have to sell your body on the street.
I wish I didn't age.
Granted, but then they Burn you alive and call you a Warlock.
I wish I Could find a way to shut those birds already.
Granted, you find you way. You then have to get ride of the cage.
I WISH FIESTIN MADE A WISH
Granted, but then she raped you.
I wish I'd get revenge for mah daddy being raped!
Quote from: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 06:58:13 AM
Granted, but the Cranberries rip you off.
AWFUL.
Granted, but you get raped.
I wish you all knew the glory of listening to Tunak Tunak Tun on loop for two hours.
Granted...But then yer mother points out that "Tunak Tunak Tun is The Devil!!!"
I wish for Someone to wish already!!!
Granted, but then I kill you.
I wish i was a lil more drunk.
GRANTED, but ye get hit by a FLying Car!!!
I wish I Could Get a Giant Polar Bear!!!
Granted, but it's very messy.
I wish I was 50 pounds lighter.
Granted, but then....you get beyond 50 Pounds lighter...
I Wish I Could Play "WORMS!!!"
...but then the guy granting it got lazy and ditched you.
I wish I could play DDR right now. No, really.
You slip, fall, and break your nose.
I wish I had a moose antler mounted on my wall.
Wish granted, but then it gets "placed" in your skull
I wish I had a gf
Granted, but she turns out to be a bitchula that cheats on you and doesn't let you do ANYTHING to her.
I wish my i-pod would work again.
wish granted, but when u pluged in the headphones it sparked and lit you hair on fire.
i wish i had pie...
Granted, but then it exploded. Like, NUCLEAR.
I wish my son loved me... :'( (he abuses me and tells me to fuck off a lot)
granted but you figure out that it a decoy and your real son shoots you in the head.
i wish i have better luck with things..
Granted, but it's only with specific things, like pencils.
I wish I made my sewing class stuff perfectly.
But then you "accidently" sewed your fingers together
I wish I had never made a wish
granted but an event happens to where a wish woud be handy and u end up dead.
i wish people would speach more(yes speech)
Granted, but then you have to here 8 Hours of Speach all Day long, in everywhere you go, someone gives a Speech!!! (Oh The Inhumanity!!!!)
I wish I never said that...
granted, but then your parents enter the room and gives u a speech on how you should have said it.
i wish i could feel my foot...
Granted, but then you die.
I wish I had like ten thousand cartons of cancer sticks.
Granted but they'e empty. And then they explode.
I wish I had some good food right now.
Granted, but then you eat too much, get fat, and become one of the millions of other fat people in America. Then you explode.
I wish I could not die
Then you are doomed to walk the Earth alone for all eternity.
I wish I didn't have to make a wish. :(
But then terrorists captured you and the only way out was a wish!
I wish I had "connections" with the mob
Granted, but they were in your anus.
I wish Final Fantasy would just disappear. :-\
It does, but you disapear with it!
I wish I had a trained bear
Granted, but it is trained by your rival, and you think it is yours but it was sent to eat you.
I wish I didn't have to wake up to clean my house every weekend.
granted but instead you had to clean the world
i wish i could read minds
Granted, but the horrors of somepeoples minds drive you to insanity where you kill yourself.
I wish my dear Rioshene a wonderful day
Granted, but then Rioshene breaks a mirror.
I wish I had great legs.
granted but there just lamps
i wish i was a wolf
Granted, but then it was taken because you didn't use proper vocabulary.
...sorry. I had to.
I WISH I COULD PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS!!!
i think you mean grammar or spelling vocab is kinda opional
granted but you horribly messed up and made me look even worse
i wish Kairei would leave my friend alone...
Wish granted, but your best friend throws a field hockey stick at you, and this time I shatter your ankle.
...no wish? Okay...
I wish son didn't dislike me so much.
Too bad.
I wish kitty would be more naughty.
Granted, but she's so naughty now that she cheats on you, robs banks, and is a stripper.
I wish Pup didn't think of me as only pussy.
WISH ALREADY GRANTED, but at least a little more naughtier at appropriate times. BOW!
I wish that you could stay at granpup's house with me.
I wish it were granted.
I wish your grandpa didn't think of me as an unsatisfying future wife and potential bearer of your children (saying i'm too small...HMPH! >:()
Wish granted, but now Grandpa thinks ur ugly.
I wish I COULD FREAKIN HAVE MY LICENSE.
You get it, but then your car demonstrates the phenomenal accurence of spontaneus combustion where it explodes into three billion pieces with an explosion that would take fifty tons gunpowder to recreate in an action movie of five stars. And you die.
I wish that could be longer
Wish granted, but then it becomes so long that it comes out of your computer and strangles you. And it continues to grow.
I wish I had the full mp3 of Hero's Come Back
Granted... But it's in a different language. >.>
I wish I had a penny.
Wish granted, but you lose it three seconds later.
I wish I had two pennies.
Granted, but then you throw them out like you always do.
I wish it were Spring Break so I could go to the beach with Kaitenshin.
Wish granted, but I have work so I don't know about that.
I wish I could have Axe Bubblebath.
granted but your tub water was replaced with acid
i wish i was wrong
Granted, but then you turn into a girl.
I wish I got some muscle on my abs.
granted but then you became buffed out to where you couldent scratch your head
i wish my next wish went wrong
Wish granted, and yet impossibly not.
I wish that my wish would go to Yukimora.
Granted, but he uses it to blah, blah, blah, something.
I wish I knew what the real story was with Kaitenshin, Yukimora and KaireiIsORANGE...
wish granted but the truth is too much for you to handle and you kill yourself
i wish i had 50 dollors
granted, but then you pay for a hooker and get AIDS
I wish I wasn't so bored
Granted, but then you become involved in a fight for your life and you lose it.
I wish I was as hot as Ringo (she's in my sig & avatar).
granted but all the guys at school wont stop touching you
i wish i was never born 3 months before my mom
Granted, but you were now born four months before.
I wish people wouldn't get so angry.
granted but ppl started to be a little to nice*wink*
i wish i was my dad...(i mean i produced me)
Granted, but you die from some inbred-exclusive disease.
I wish protected pre-marital sex on everyone!
Already has been granted ;)
I wish my son didn't wish that I didn't give birth to him.
Granted, but he now wants you to RE-birth him!
I wish I didn't just accidently imagine that...
granted now you have to actually go through it
i wish kairei wasnt alive...
Wish granted, than I SLAP YOU. BAD SON! NO!
I wish my son wasn't alive.
Wish granted, but then your wife takes a very large chainsaw and rips your face open because you killed her son.
I wish I make things explode with my mind
Wish granted, but one day you will think of urself and you'll explode and the shratnel of your bone pierces my tibia.
I wish I didn't have a bone pierce my tibia.
Wish granted, but it got relocated to your brain
I wish I could shoot fireballs out of my hands.
Granted, but it burns your hands off and you have to live without them.
I wish I had Super Smash Brothers Brawl now.
Wish granted, but thousands of people would break your door down and eat you alive so that they could have, then they would kill each other untill the strongest came out on top.
I wish I stole Irockman1's copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Granted but it's only a beta version.
I wish the world was square.
Granted, but then the laws of physics would not work and everyone would start hurtling towards the sun, starting with the fattest
I wish that McDonalds never came around
Granted, but the majority of...
[spoiler]Black people wouldn't have jobs, and they would all mug you.[/spoiler]
I wish I could play guitar.
Granted, but you aren't very good at it.
I wish for a shirt that says, "Fat Bastard".
Granted but they hurt your hands, plus i threw the mirror shards at you @-@
I wish Morris Lawry made more sense
Granted. abaldfh shun
I wish the ice cream malt cup on my table was full. ;9
Granted, but then you swallow a nuclear-altered mosquito that had landed in your ice cream malt and you grew large wings, and had a face that no mother could love.
I wish I had a Glock in my pocket.
Wish granted but you accidently pull the trigger and blow your cock off.
I wish Frogs could fly.
Granted, but they take over the world and deserts would cease to exist.
I wish that i had a chocolate bar.
Granted, but you get killed for it.
I wish I got MORE drunk last night.
Granted, but then, U end up uin the Hospital today instead, for no Reason whatsoever and ends up having slept with all the Nurses of the Hospital :tpg:
I Wish I wouldnj't have granted that to Fuuu...
Granted, but then Thor smites you.
I wish for the ability to shoot lasers from my weiner.
Granted, but after the First Shot...you're Weiner is Unusable forever!!!!!! (No more sex!!! ZOMG!!!!)
I wish I had that girl in me avatar for me Only >=F
Granted, but then her head invariablly spews Japanese cuss words, and she breaks up with you
I wish i had a taco.
Granted, but some oen steals it.
I wish I had more cancer sticks.
___Side Note______
I know I wish for this alot, but all I'm saying when I do that is telling every one I ran out.
Granted, but you run out of cancaer sticks, AGAIN! Muhahahaha!!!
I wish /\ had EXPLODING cancer sticks
^Granted, but they exploded on you.
I wish I had a thousand wishes.
Granted, but each wish kills you.
I wish that people on Xanga weren't as stupid.
Granted but they then became annnoying
They already are.
Also, I wish you made a damned wish.
Granted, but the wish is a wish for your death.
I wish I could wish a wish that wished away all the other wishes.
Granted, but you Get Stuck In a Chair as a Veggie forever :=:
I wish you didn't wish for that.
Granted, but I do anyway.
I wish I had a big blue brooomstick.
Granted, but it breaks.
I wish for M.Bison's hat. Because that hat owns.
Granted, but it eats your head.
I wish I was a monkey humping llamas.
Granted, but you find out that it was A Fat Gay Ass Man in a Llama Suit XDDD
I wish I could smile like that to the girls --------------------------------------------------->
Wish granted, but your breath is so horrible one of the girls becomes a FAT GAY ASS MAN in a Llama suit.
I wish could throw a a FAT GAY ASS MAN in a Llama suit off my roof.
Granted, but you get arrested for murder.
I wish I had more cash moneys.
Granted, but you spend it all on cheap hookers and get hepatitis C and genital warts =o
Ummm... I wish I had already finished my 6 years of study...
Granted but....You Realize you Wasted 6 Years of your life for nothing :tpg:
I Wish I was you :o
Uh, really wow? Wish granted but you screw up my body and my spirit returns to it with my ass hurting really bad.
I wish my ass didn't hurt that bad.
Wish granted, but you find out that you've become the opposite gender.
I wish I could script as well as Blizzard.
Wish granted, but blizzard gets so pissed he traces your IP Address to your house and kills you violently with a dirty spoon.
I wish I could use Irgna's jutsu's against him.
Wish grated. But you use all your chakra on your first jutsu and die.
I wish I wasn't so damn bored.
Wish granted, but then you have too much to do which goes against your avatar's principle's so you get stressed and jump off your roof head first.
I wish I could jump super high.
Wish granted, but you jump into a plane and get chomped up in one of the engines.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
Wish granted, but you wish for your death and well, that sucks.
I wish I lived in the samurai times.
Granted, But you get shot by some dude who got a gun imported from Portugal.
I wish I didn't watch so much fucking history channel.
Granted, but you become even more of an overrated egotistical ass :B
I WISH I NEW WHO I WAS!!
:=
Ok. You are Saucy. :)
I wish I knew who I was! :o
You're my butler.
I wish Arlen didn't hijack everything.
Wish granted now Arl took over
I wish I had a super Pc :D
Granted, but Arl hijacks it.
What if I didn't call Shenanigans?
you got it but it crashed. i wishing had a super toaster
Granted, but it becomes intellegent then enslaves you.
I wish I had a sammich with melty cheese and like breaded chicken and a HUGE Dr.Pepper.
There is no such thing as a sammich so you killed your self (i dont think there is one?)
I wish I had more wishes. Then with those wishes I wished I was invincable and the next person can wish something wrong with my wish!!
Granted, but then Thor finds a way to kick your ass any way.
I wish you knew that a Sammich is a sandwich.
Then we'd all have horrible grammar and spelling.
What if I had a cucumber as a penis?
You would never get to have sex!
I wish Thor was my bitch
Wish granted, but is just one of your three-hundred bitches.
I wish I would "ever get laid", (whatever that means).
Well I miss spelled something so I cant say something about your wish
I wish I spelled better
Wish granted. But you can only type in 1337.
I wish RMRK didn't turn everyone into Arl for April Fools day.
Wish granted, but everyone is Kaitenshin now.
I wish I had a clone Arl . . .
Wish granted, but he dissapeared after April Fools Day was over.
I wish I had a cookie.
Wish granted, but it's just a lame Girlscout one.
I wish a blade ripped through my belly, and the shratnel of my flesh peirces your eye!
Wish granted, but they (somehow) bounce of my eyes and kill you instead.
I wish nothing could go wrong in the next three posts.
Wish granted but someone balancing a carrot on their head and eating a bowl of stale cornflakes (Me... obviously ^_^ ) comes along and starts screaming down your earhole...
I wish I wasn't me...
Wish granted, but you become a suicidal kitten instead.
I wish...
Nothing so you lose and die
I wish I could contain myself
Granted, but then you get raped by Charlie.
I wish Bob Dole and George Bush played a game of Magic: the Gathering on live tv.
Granted, but George Bush wins and gets an extra 4 years in office. :tpg:
I wish I wasn't bored.
Granted... but then a crazy madman *ahem* runs into the room singing the simpsons theme tune...
I wish I was a twig...
(Don't ask)
Wish granted, but a suicidal kitten steps on you.
I wish I was the richest man on the planet.
Wish granted... but you are forced to give all your money to charity...
I wish I had a rocket launcher
Except that rocket launcher exploded on you and your family.
I wish I could do magic and could manipulate all aspects (Alchemy, Elements, etc.) well.
W00T! Post 600. I wanna become 777 :D
Granted, but you lose all your motor skills in the process.
I wish I could be a dog.
Granted, but then you get nuetered. *gasp*
I wish a llama joined the forums.
Once he becomes established, he is given Moderator status, and bans all human accounts, and renames the forum RMLK: RpgMaker Llama Kit.
I wish I could freeze things just by thinking about it.
Granted, but then you accidentlly freeze your butthole shut.
fail?
I wish i had a pimped out RPG Maker
Wish granted, but you discover that it's just Postality Knights.
I wish Maple Story DS was already out.
Granted but no-ne knew until the end of the world :P
I wish I was sane :D
Granted but then you find out what a mess you really are.
I wish that --> :bean: was \/ mother.
Yay! I got a mother, but oh no... she died and became :mex: ... xP
I wish that I knew what Shoop Da Whoop was... xP
you found out what shoop da whoop was... but you were killed for knowing too much
I wish that i owned rmrk.net
Granted but now you have to pay for it. I believe it's about $400 a month to keep it running.
I wish ^ loved \/
Uh... are double^ g-g-g-g-gaaaay!? xP
I wish I were alive :O
Quote from: Lominisio on May 15, 2007, 03:29:05 PM
Granted but then you find out what a mess you really are.
Oh I already know that :D
@Kesshomaru - Granted but then you die :P
I wish I wasn't a turnip
Your wish got granted (NOT)! :lol: Your leaves fell slowly off, and then quickly... (Sorry, dude!)
I wish /\ and \/ wasn't in love with eachother nor me! =S
That must be me! ;8
Wish granted but someone else falls in love with you... gayly...
I wish I had a lamppost in my right hand and a tree in my left
Quote from: Rune on May 15, 2007, 07:04:14 PM
but someone else falls in love with you... gayly...
OMFG!! NOOOOO!!
You're wish isn't granted as the genie doesn't now what the hell you're talking about! :P
I wish the next episode of Naruto (Shippuuden) and Bleach will come out NOOOOW!!!!
Granted, but it is just a blank screen with words abouy gay animal sex
I wish that jesus would stand infront of me, i wanna see how much blood the son of god has (just for fun, he will come back so nobody really gets hurt)
granted. . but its rly ELECTRIC JESUS!! so he zaps your penis off. .its gone
I wish chuck norris got shot. .
Granted, but part of his will is that he be buried in the same grave as you, while you both are naked.
I wish my nose didn't bleed when the weather got dry.
Granted. You're ears bleed instead.
I wish I didn't have to go to school today. >_>
Wish granted, but that's because your school was the target of a terrorist attack.
I wish I could find a Wii (I'm starting to think that it's just a myth).
Quote from: mastermoo420 on April 16, 2007, 09:51:10 PM
Except that rocket launcher exploded on you and your family.
I wish I could do magic and could manipulate all aspects (Alchemy, Elements, etc.) well.
W00T! Post 600. I wanna become 777 :D
In exactly 1 month today you gained 1200 posts... my god
Granted bt it doesnt work, and cant be fixed... ever
I wish chuck norris would kill George Bush
Granted but Chuck Norris gets high and start going on a killing rampage... and you're first :D
I wish I didn't share a room with my brother >.>
Granted but instead you are invaved by very manly/butch girls who look like men... and want you... there are 15 of them.
I with i could go into space
Granted but you forget your helmet
I wish I was the most powerful being alive :P
Granted, but chuck norris does not like this, kills himself and comes back as a ghost therefore being able to be stronger than you and kicks your lilly ass into the grave
I wish i was god
Granted but then you have to take care of earth... and pay the rent :D
I wish I was Chuck Norris :P
granted but Mr T avenges the true soul of chuck by whoppin your ass just by sayin "I pitty the fool!"
I wish that i had a huge hammer to hit people over the head with
Wish granted, but it's made of rubber and doesn't hurt anyone.
I wish I could go into my video games and experience them first hand.
me too, but let's face it... we' got trapped O_O
I wish the love of my life would like me back! T_T (I wonder if I haven't already written this one... but I'm not sure so... xP)
Granted, but they let you know they're into shit and vomit play... the hard way.
I wish I had an instant transporter device.
And when used, you end up in hell.
I wish I liked tea...
Wish granted, but now you don't like any sodas anymore! >=)
I wish you liked soda again... :tpg:
So I could want to like tea again.
I wish I could make tables green...
Granted! But the tables, after a while, turn red! :o
****! You spend a wish on nothing ;8
I wish I was a spinning cat.
Granted, but you constantly vomit hairballs.
I wish I had enough money for a monthly cell phone bill.
Granted, but your phone is then tapped by the FBI and you are arrested for torroist activities that you didnt do
I wish that i was a rock star
Granted but no-one likes you
I wish I was the devil
Granted- but you now realize you have to deal with all the *ssholes who get sent there and eventually commit suicide.
I was I had a car.
granted but then you crash it and completely destroy your body
I wish that people/creatures/things could come out of games
Wish granted, but they beat the hell outta you
I wish I could scuba dive
Granted, but you dive down too far and the pressure crushes you to bits.
I wish I was skilled with a bo staff.
Granted but you accidentally whack your best mate in the teeth
I wish I was a transvestite (Not in real life! Just... play along... )
/\ Wish granted. 'nuff said.
I wish I had 3 legs.
got 3 legs but 1 was bigger that the others
i wish i had a PSP
Granted.... you play with it in bed and the more you play... the harder it gets
I wish I had a tree trunk in my right hand
Wish granted, but I set it on fire.
I wish I had a spare set of ears
Granted so you have to listen to me babble on about trees
I wish I was the most famous rock star ever... (I wish)
Granted but you die in a drug related traffic accident and burn all your money in the process
I wish that Thor would come and kick \/'s ass
Wish granted, but he get confused and beats you up instead.
I wish...
granted, but you didnt state what you wished for so the wish granter decided to destroy the universe... thanks alot bitch ;D
I wish superman had a fight with jesus
Granted, but Jesus beats Superman and then he sent you to hell for making a stupid wish.
I wish that I could BAKE YOUR SOUL!!! >:(
Granted, but you realize it's the most awesome creation you've ever made, and you had to taste it, and you die, because it's tainted soul.
I wish we had a Canadian bean, instead of Mexican bean...
Granted, but the mexican takes revenge
I wish we had a green/yellow/gold theme...
Granted but its so leet that it burns your eyes out
I wish we has a loli theme :D
Granted but the makers forget to all ow you to use it :P
I wish I had a rock for a brain... (pretty stupid wish O_o)
/\ Granted ;D
I wish we had more ;8 icons
Granted but you notice that you don't need more than one
I wish I was a magical cake
Wish granted, but then I eat you.
I wish I had every video game in existence, and that they all worked properly.
Granted, but your vision is decreased to 100 100.
I wish I was dating a hot chick. ;9
Granted, but you find out it was a guy.
I wish I had money in my shoe.
granted but its only a penny, and it explodes when you touch it
I wish i was jewsus (yeah thats right jewsus)
Granted, now you change the course of religious history by having an extra letter in your name
I wish I wasn't this retarded
Granted but then you realise that those things your friends make you "do" to them isnt all fun and games
I wish mars would blow up
Granted, but a shard of the now blown-up red planet Mars drilled a big whole in your skull so you almost died.
I wish I had something to do...
Wish granted, you start lookin' for music 'till your harddrive is filled
I wish I had a fluffy couch
Granted but its soo fluffy that it eats you whole
I wish zeus would come and kick jupiters ass
Granted, but Zeus goes crazy and feels like kicking everybody's ass... [THANKS you douche!]
=]
I wish I had a job that paid $50.50 an hour.
Granted but your taxed $49.49 an hour (and im not a douche :( )
I wish chuck norris and Mr T had a fight
Granted, but eventually the join forces and kill everyone else, just because they can. [I was kidding about being a douche]
I wish I could tell when someone was lying to me.
Granted but you get called a freak for being able to do that (It's a hard life :P )
I wish I had my own site that I was the admin to :D (Bad idea)
Granted, but I become a moderator. [XD]
I wish I was a moderator. [lol]
Granted, but the site cwould crash after two days and 4 hours
I wish I had unlimited PM space
Granted... and you get pummelled with thousands of endless PMs
I wish this game was in real life
Wish granted, but Zues (a.k.a. Jupiter), who was wished up on the last page kicks your @$$.
I wish I could play Maple Story without it constantly bugging up.
Granted but your computer blows up leaving you with sars and burns all over your body... and glass in your ass.
I wish that Mr T could REALLY "Pitty the fool"
Granted, but Mr. T dies of confusion because it's "Pity the fool." not "Pitty the fool." And he can't comprehend the extra "T" and EXPLODES!
[I'm not trying to be a dick or anything, I just couldn't think of anything]
I wish to be able to suck myself off.
XD
Granted... your fantasies not mine :P
I wish I had a sig like yours :(
:(
Wish granted but by looking at it you turn yourself into stone
I wish a Chuck Norris would kick all your asses
Granted, but as all asses fell off Chuck Norris got scared and killed himself...
I wish all members at rmrk (or at least you who read this) would join my new forum at http://kotatsu.studio.nu (http://kotatsu.studio.nu). :huge:
Granted but we all take over your site and call it LLAMA.net :D
I wish I was a fruit salad with hidden needles in it so no-one could eat me :D
Wish granted. But I still eat you.
I wish I had an iPod.
Granted but it has no memory on it
I wish I could think of more wishes... i'm clean out :P
Not granted, because so is the genie...
I wish you would read, like, enjoy and be crazy everytime a new chapter comes out of my new story here at rmrk.net! Read about the Bean Chronicles (http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,17323.0.html)!
Wish granted, but you make :mex: seem like a pervert ;8
I wish I could be without lying.
Not granted because Kess didn't grant my wish
I wish my wish was granted
Granted, but there was no wish in the first place.
I wish I had a badge
Granted but you stab yourself in the heart and die
I wish i had \/'s Brain
Granted, but your body is unable to comprehend it's amazing abilities. :V
I wish I had some sushi
Granted, but the raw fish gives you AIDS and you die :tpg:
I wish I would never turn hungry or thirsty
Granted, but as you never ate, you died...
I wish you who said something bad about anything japanese would die!
Granted but you remember you said something bad and you die
I wish i ruled the earth
Granted but you have to pay the rent
I wish I made a wish earlier
Wish granted, but space would get messed up and we'd all die.
I wish I had a rolex
Granted, but you get robbed as soon as you walk out the store
I wish i ruled the earth... Rent free
Granted... you have to look after all the peoples on it :P
I wish I could send messages through my mind to other peoples' minds psychically
Granted, but you will exceed bandwith limit
I wish I looked like ;8
Wish granted, but you accidently send a VERY embarrassing message to your mom.
I wish NP+ 2.0 would be released soon.
Was that 'wish granted' to mine or ferenn's wish? ???
Wish granted but there is a major bug in it that shuts don your pc for eternity :flash:
I wish I had a brain
Wish granted.
I wish...
Granted, but you fail.
I wish that I could see members names...
Granted, but then you found out your own name and got petrified of fright for the rest of the eternity!
I wish I wouldn't have to go to school next week... THAT IT WAS SUMMER VACATION ALREADY! ;D
Granted, but then you find out that they changed Summer Vacation to only 3 days long and then you had to go to UBER SCHOOL. (Which is really hard and boring)
I wish I wish I had DSL.
Wish granted, but your DSL is slower than dial-up.
I wish that I could find a cool new MMO.
Granted but you have to pay a s**t load of money to sign up to it ;8
I wish I had a s**t load of money :tpg:
Granted, but it all goes to //\\'s MMO
I wish I had a new set of speakers.
Granted but they pick up really wierd signals and start spurting mushrooms out their newly grown eyes ;8
I wish I could swim around the world in a day
Wish granted, but you fall asleep in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and drown.
I wish I could find a private server for the MMO from my last wish.
Wish granted but there are lasers in the MMO that shoot everything that moves
I wish I was made of chocolate so I could eat myself
Wish Granted but... well you ate yourself
I wish that I had infinite amount of money!
Granted, but everyone would beat the hell outta you and take it.
I wish I had a big house.
Granted, Couldnt find the kitchen and starved
I wish i wasn't bored
Granted... your brother walks in the room and rapes you
I wish I could script a bit more
Granted, but you would be bombed with requests resulting in [spoiler]Death.[/spoiler]
I wish I wouldn't have so many sprite jobs ;9
Granted, you get very very bored and your head caploades!
I wish i was an orange bean (dont make me eat myself i hate beans :() :mex:
Granted but you are eaten by a geuine donkey man
I wish I was a Vending Machine
Granted, but here everything can happen so, some weird guys put in their 'thingies' so you would become sooooo gay...
I wish I weren't one of those guys (:o) ... :'( ::)
Granted, but unfortunately men have needs....... and you became one of them.....
I wish i owned flash and owned at flash!
Granted, but people start to hate your talents
I wish my face had a blue hue.
Granted but you look like Chell from Star Trek and commit suicide instantly
I wish I had another holy hand potato after throwing my last one at TeaBag and his Canadian army of Walruses
Granted. 'nuff said ;D
I wish we could revive our dead penguin.
granted, only now it's horny for walrus flesh.
I wish I knew the best way to prepare potatoes.
Granted, but they'd explode in your face.
I wish I was able to command nuclear bombs.
Granted :D
I wish I was the right hand man of the supreme ruler of the universe
Granted, you become my right-hand man
I wish Ukrainians culture wouldn't forbid them to kill people standing beside eggs
Granted... but instead it forbids them to kill people standing beside large, furry, mutated turnips
I wish large, furry, mutated turnips didn't exist
Wish granted, they turn into time bombs
I wish I could slap a special person with a rotten fish and gain levels.
Granted! But your fish turns into a Impaler of +99999999999 atk and def with a time bomb atached to it
I wish for a blender
Granted but you accidentally sever your penis off
I wish time bombs only existed for my use and couldn't blow up on me
Granted, they get teleported into peoples pants whos names begin with a 'T'.
I wish I could make poison with my mind and transfer it through walrusses.
T?... T... T... T... TEABAG!! ;8
Granted but remember, you like walrusses... don't you?
I wish turnips hadn't been invented
Granted, but... turnips have a nice smell in a bad way. But they're gone now. Poof.
I wish :bean: wasn't a spy but rather an evil bean set on world domination.
Granted but he is still a spy... for our side 8)
I wish Ferenn didn't like walrusses so his earlier wish could be fulfilled without any flaws
Wish granted, but one of those walruses infects you with the poison.
I wish I had a cool sign-based av like Rune and MA.
(What happened to that other av I sent you? :P )
Granted but you get arrested for breaking copyright laws
I wish I could wish for everything in the world and for nothing to go wrong
(oh yeah, i'll upload after this post)
Wish granted, but no one posts in this topic for a few weeks like when I wished for pretty much the same thing a month or two back.
I wish that nothing could go wrong with this wish.
Not granted... for my cat does not understand you
I wish I had a smart cat
Wish granted, but it takes over the world like those roaches in that one episode of Fairly OddParents.
I wish I had a life.
Granted but it's a bad one
I wish I could Curse people
Wish granted, but you accidentally Curse yourself.
I wish I had Cloud's motorcycle from Advent Children.
Granted but you accidentally run over your av
I wish I was an almighty cake that no-one can eat or else they die
Wish granted, but you get hungry and eat yourself, then die.
I wish I ruled the world and didn't have to do a lick of work.
Granted but you get fat doing nothing and then explode
I wish for a buzzooka
Wish granted, but you accidentally blow your self up.
I wish my mind wasn't so f***ing twisted.
I do to. But granted
I wish for a bean that shoots lasers. Like this one :shoop:
Wish granted, but it incinerates you.
I wish... ...crap... ... that I could think of something to wish for...
You do. You wish you were dead
I wish for 38957347347 level ups
Wish granted, but you forget your password and have to make a new account.
I wish that I had an army of ninja monkeys (don't ask why).
Granted but they turn against you and slaughter your whole family
I wish for a sombreyro
Wish granted, but it eats you.
I wish for a mountain of Domino's Buffalo Chicken Kickers.
Granted but they turn into spider-man 3 DVD's and you die of boredom
I wish for a million dollars
Wish granted, but Timmy Turners dad steals them from you.
I wish I didn't watch so much Fairly OddParents.
Granted but you die since you watch Jimmy ****ing Neutron
I wish to rule the universe
Wish granted, but the Apocalypse comes right before you take control and the universe is destroyed.
I wish I was immortal.
Granted but you are shot 50 times every minute for being immortal.
I wish for a hot-dog that could do no harm to anything
Granted, but the hot dog turns over a new leaf and eats your face. painfully.
I didn't quite catch your wish...
I wish for a wii
You get a Wii, and it was the last one. But it was a defect, and you have to wait another 10 weeks for the next shipment.
I wish my friend didn't have a FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR budget for his damn computer.
Wish granted, but he now has a TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR budget.
I wish I had a perfectly working Wii in the next five minutes .
Not gonna happen, didn't you hear what happened to Chaezy? xP
I wish... I wish I would found FMA the movie: Conqueror of Shambala in japanese with english subs NOW!!
Wish granted, but when you play it, you find out that it's really Barney Gone Wild.
I wish the I could at least see a real Wii.
Granted, but to do so, you had to come home to me and you died because of the poor quality of the tv you get to play a little Wii on...
I wish /\ weren't :bean: 's best friend!
Granted, but :mex: moves in and makes you his bitch. You're the receiver.
I wish I had more wine :<
wish granted but you drank too much and died
I wish nothing went wrong with my wish or everyones heads would explode.
Granted, U got nothing from your wish :tpg:
I wish I could be with Saucy <3
GRANTED BUT GOOD LUCK CLEANING IT UP
I wish I were me...
Granted...but you lost you're God Powers !_!
I wish I can be \/ +___+
Wish granted, but I kill you for stealing my identity.
I wish I could fly (and wasn't scared of heights).
Wish granted but you get shot in the wing/arm/rectum
I wish I'd left school
Granted, but you think else when you thierty and have to do it then.
I wish that rpg maker could read your mind.
Granted but it makes a hardcore porno game and sends it to your girlfriend and mum
I wish I had a nice big juicy pair of...
[spoiler]Oranges!!! ;8 [/spoiler]
[spoiler][/spoiler]
Wish granted but spolier 2 had nothing so now you have 2 nice juicy oranges and... Nothing :tpg:
I wish your pc explodes in your face (who dares to grand :tpg:)
Granted! But it's Radioactivity gives me a Super CHin and I turn myself in the CrimsonChin!!! xD
I wish I could return back to my childhood ;D
Granted but starts over from the embryo stage with your current consciousness.
I wish I have a harem.
Granted but God doesn't know what a harem is :P ... So... no cake :P
I wish I didn't have to have another operation at the end of next month :tpg:
Wish granted, but now you have about three of them and they are tomorrow!
I wish I had the best gaming computer ever made.
you have the best gaming computer ever made...but no games to play on it, or money to buy games
I wish I had telepathy and the ability to shut it off/turn it on/select who to listen to
(also, can we stray from "you get it then die" or "then the world explodes" or something stupid and uncreative like that, and corrupt the actual wish itself? I've seen this on other forums and all I saw was that kind of uncreative bullcrap)
Granted...But you can use it Once a Week.
I wish someone followed NAMKCOR Suggestion.
Granted but youre the one following it.
I wish that ********* halo2xp patch worked :mad:
Granted...but the Controls for it doesn't work...
I wish to eat Some Donuts.
granted but you get some 500 years old, and believe me, they dont taste nice...
I wish the Controls for Halo 2 also worked.
Granted, game works fine, but computer busted.
I wish to have a decent vacation.
Granted, but the plane runs out of fuel on the way back
I wish this god damn download would hurry up
granted, but its incomplete.
I wish i had a banana:P
Granted, but its mouldy inside (eww)
I wish my download limit was unlimited =(
Granted but all your downloads are corrupt.
I wish I didnt get homework and I passed my school.
Granted, but you became so stupid of not making homework that you end up working at McDonalds.
I wish I had a Wii.
Granted, but your Wii got stolen.
I wish I didn't have Vista.
Granted but you'll get Windows 95.
I wish I could script. >.>
you are the greatest scripter in the world....in cobalt
(for those who don't know, cobalt is a base programming language that the early windoze's were built with, it's also dead and useless)
I wish my room would ALWAYS be clean
Your room is always clean, but the cleanliness drives you into hysteria.
I wish I had a black rubber dildo
you get your dildo
but I'm not gonna say where it is...
I wish I had a better internet connection
you do, but you forget how to use it.
I wish I had more icecream...
You get more ice cream.
But you died off of brain freeze.
I wish I have a pirate ship.
Granted, you get a pirate ship, but it's faulty... so the first time you sail you sink.
I wish that bastard upstairs would stop drilling when I'm trying to sleep.
Granted, you are injected with caffiene, locked inside, and made to stay up forever and listen to the drilling... the endless driling... which eventually drives you insane.
I wish I... um... I whish I knew what to wish for.
Granted, you know what to wish for, but the wish is so lame you spontaneously combust and die.
I wish I wasn't hyper...
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg260.imageshack.us%2Fimg260%2F2265%2Fluckystareh3ro0.gif&hash=251ce616561d0bf682b9c37421933c96ee3c0977) (http://imageshack.us)
Ganted, but your the Most Boring Person on the Entire Earth.
I wish I could Have Everyone as My Property...Including Saucy.
Granted....but now they aren't because I am God and I can do whatever I want.
I wish I got to be God more often....
Granted, but when the real god finds out he comes back and forces you through 1000 years of being stabed by 100 knives.
I wish I had a chocolate bar...
Granted. You ate it, and when you were busy eating, the chocolate monster eats you.
I wish i wished a wish right now.
Granted, but your wish didn't come true
I wish I wasn't weird
Wish granted, but you blend in with every other copy that inhabits this world.
I wish I was uber-cool.
Granted, and you end up alone in the South Pole.
I wish I have a cute puppy.
granted, but the cute puppy farts every 5 Minutes.
I wish I could Bite Kitten's Ears ;___;
lol wut
Granted, but you but a real kitten's ears.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but peace doesn't last for too long. And here we are again, sadly.
I wish I could go "outside" and see the world, and then meet my online friends... Yeh.
Granted, but you have 1 day to do so, starting now.
I wish I could Beat an Army of 300 with just one spell...
Granted, but the spell failed at critical moments.
I wish I could beat THE army of 300 with just one swing of a sword :D
Granted, but the power makes you into Curry Beef ;9
I wish to drink some Vanilla Milk.
Wish granted, but you drank too much and then someone cracked a joke and it all shot out your nose.
I wish i had 3 wishes.
Granted, but you can only wish for 3 bags of popcorn.
I wish To get an Arrow-One =X
granted, instead you get me! because there was something lost in translation.
i wish i was a milkshake.
Granted, but you are spilled down the drain due to disgusting taste.
I wish my roomie would stop looking over my shoulder as I type my wish.
wish granted and he turns into a chicken, except he then pecks ur eyes out...
i wish my roomate was not preventing me from getting work done...
Granted, but you're too lazy to get any work down anyway.
I wish I had something witty to type here.
granted but since i don't have anything witty to say to fill that in, then you don't actually get anything witty to say
i wish the sky was red...
Granted. Your house catches on fire and lights up the night sky.
I wish I had a soda right now.
granted, but the soda lid doesn't open very easy and when you finally get it to rip open you cut ur hand and you bleed to death
i wish i didn't have to write an essay tonight...
Granted, instead you have an hour long presentation to give in five minutes. Good luck!
I wish for a dancing banana.
granted, :magic:
but then it transforms into --> :shoop:
and you die
i wish it was a little warmer outside
Granted. You are stranded in the desert.
I wish for a tasty dessert.
Granted, but it comes with Sanjaya.
*psst, make a wish after you grant one*
Look what tiredeness does, I guess I didnt even want to wish lol. Fine tho, I wish for a enormus DVD Collection!
Granted, but your DVD player is broken so you can't play any of them.
I wish I didn't have a twin brother.
Granted, but he was replaced with Charles Nelson Rileys corpse
Ok now a collection of video games and there consoles!
Granted, but Jack Thompson comes to your house and takes all of them away ten minutes after you get them.
I wish I had more internet time.
Granted, but Aliens come to Earth and hi-jack the internet, so All you get to hear and see are loops of The Chad Mitchell Trio.
I WANT A CAKE!
Granted. *Throws cake in Dominicko's face*
I wish I could get out of the house more often during my winter break.
Granted, then the Earths temperature goes below lethal levels, and you partially freeze, until I come and save you that is :p
I wish I could have a Porsche 911
Granted, but due to your taxes the government impounds it.
I wish I had a wish that others would wish for too.
granted! You get Brad Pitt! lol
I wish I had a wish left to wish!
Granted, but you still don't know what to do with that wish.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Granted, so you wish for britney spears, death!
I wish for a way to bring back the dead lol.
Granted. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/necroposting
I wish more people would +rep me.
Granted, Ill rep you in about 2 hours lol.
but you are never repped again
I wish to keep my rep streak alive lol
Granted. I'll rep you after you've repped me. (rep, not rape.)
I wish people would stop poking fun at furries.
Granted, but they start poking fun at people calling themselves Zylos!
I wish for a cute little puppy <3
granted and it peed on ur face
i wish a wii :(
granted, but you lose your real wii.
I wish I had a bouncy ball!
Granted, but the ball bounces into a pool of water and you drown trying to get it out.
I wish the PS3 cost less and had more games.
Granted, then Hell freezes over.
I wish I owned a PS3 just so I could gloat about how rich I probably would be.
wish granted but you didn't buy any ps3 games,u only had ps2 games and you bought the 40 gig ps3 by mistake LOL GG
i wish i had a gf that isnt mad at me all the time LOLLLL
Granted, but she breaks up with you during your first date.
I wish I had something witty to say here...again...
granted, but you lose the ability to call yourself furry.
I wish that Zylos could be furry again! <3
Granted. No catch.
I wish I had an icecream right now.
Granted, but the flavor is vomit!
I wish I had A empire for myself!
Granted, but you will eventually be killed by Skywalker.
I wish there was a Star Wars Eps. VII.
Granted, but all the roles are played by mimes.
I wish all the old star wars were remade!
Granted, but since the remakes aren't written by Lucas, they suck.
I wish remakes didn't suck.
Granted, but USA becomes to rich with money from the remakes. Then canada invades out of jealousy.
I wish Mexico would be less hot.
Granted. An earthquake breaks Mexico away from the rest of the continent and it drifts away to Antarctica.
I wish I had tickets to see Avenue Q.
granted but u have to sit inbetween to annoying ppl
I wish I knew what Avenue Q was
Granted. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avenue_Q
I wish I owned Wikipedia.
granted, but you get no money
I wish I owned money
Granted, but it's counterfeit.
I wish I had a lot of real money.
Granted, but the wishmaster comes along and burns your money as it burns you to death.
I wish I had a thread with this many replies
Granted. You are now the owner of the porn thread.
I wish my game thread would get more replies...
Granted, my game thread causes people to get bored and go to your thread.
I wish I didnt just say that lol
Granted, but everything you "didn't" say still came true and they all came to my thread.
I wish that statment was true...
granted, but they all went to your thread and became zombies!
I wish that sounded cooler
wish granted,but only for you. not for the others.
i wish a good massage <.<
Wish granted, but its Big Gay Al administering it.
I wish I had some food
granted but its plastic
i wish i knew what i could wish for.
Granted, You could wish for some +rep... Gives +rep
I wish for some metal food now haha
granted, but your stomach can't digest it GG NOOB xD
i wish for sex tonight <3
Granted, but you get aids from it.
I wish people would stop f***ing -reping me for no reason when I'm not even online!
granted but your account got deleted
i wish i had $20 in US currencey in my left pants pocket
Granted, but I pickpocketed you, so now I have the $20 instead.
I wish I had a better way to make a living than pickpocketing people.
Granted but you get arrested for pimping.
I really wish I knew who keeps -repping me. Its annoying, I havent done anything wrong to anyone lol.
Granted. You're accidentally doing it yourself.
I wish I had a "get out of jail free" card.
granted,but the ''next turn'',you stepped on mah hotel XD
i wish i was drunk lol <.<
Granted. You drink one can of beer, then get drunk and spend the rest of the night throwing up in the toilet.
I wish the same wish I wished 6 posts ago.
granted, but it's against the rules muahahahhaha!! BANNED!!
I wish my game was completed <.<
Granted, but then your computer crashes and you lose everything.
I wish I was a better spriter.
hard one without beeing mean. let's be creative....
Wish granted, but you're amnesic and you lost all your experience!
I wish I can find more people to help me work on my game(wink wink publicity)
You find them, but they don't know what to do!
I wish I had a $1,000,000,000,000,000 dollars :D
Granted, but it turns out they're fake.
Wish I wish I know I wish I wanted to Wish (lol)
Granted, but the wish you wished you had didn't come true.
I wish I could draw like Garygill does...
Granted but, you get sued because they say you copyright'd!
I wish I wish I wish I was a fish :D
Granted, but you're too small so you get thrown back into the sea where you get eaten by a shark.
I wish I had some more goldfish crackers right now.
Granted, but your room gets flooded with them!
I wish I had another sandwhich D:
Granted, but I eat it inmediately D:
I wish I could become Kyou +___+
You do, but you get put in the 'That's 70s Show' (xD)
I wish I had ANOTHER sandwhich that Caro didn't eat xD
Granted, but I eat it instead.
I wish that the sandwich I ate didn't have tuna in it...(bleh...)
Granted, but I ate it! FINALLY A SANDWICH FOR ME :D
I wish I was taller
Granted, but you are considered as a Freak D:
I wish that last wish didn't come true
Granted, but it did
I wish I had a car with hot rod flames :D
Granted. Your car is literally on fire.
I wish that wish that everyone wishes when they wish upon a wishing star.
Granted, but ruling the world becomes a big hassle and sooner or later you commit suicide.
I wish I was a fairy! ^_^
Granted. You turn into this:
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I wish I hadn't opened that spoiler...
Granted. You open this one instead
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I wish I didn't search that -.-
Granted. We all go back in time to the beginning of this game.
I WISH i became the admin ^_+
Granted, but you turn into irock.
I wish I was zylos.
Granted. You become awesome.
I wish I could remember what was posted here before the time warp of Feb 29th.
You remember, but at the same instant your brain overloads and your cerebellum explodes.
I wish my moped was faster.
granted, but you turn into Micheal Jackson.
I wish this was a rave topic.
Granted, but you OD on ecstasy.
I wish my couch could eat people.
Granted, but you are devoured by your monster couch.
I wish I'd stop posting in forum games and start posting in Intelligent Debate (or whatever it's called over here) a lot more.
Granted, but the others pwn you at it.
I wish I had an instant cure to my headache...
Granted, but it moves the ache to somewhere else in your body.
I wish I had a shaver.
Granted, but is a "shaver" an actual thing? ;8
I wish I knew what a shaver was (unless your referring to razor).
Granted. A man dressed in black explains what a shaver is to you just before using it to murder you. :-\
I wish I could be a good artist.
Granted, but you become a wolf.
I wish I was immortal.
Granted, but after Earth explodes you float through space endlessly until you get pulled into a star and ultimately burn for eternity.
I wish I could eat more hotdogs... ^-^
Quote from: Kaitenshin on July 06, 2008, 01:10:13 AM
Granted, but after Earth explodes you float through space endlessly until you get pulled into a star and ultimately burn for eternity.
I wish I could eat more hotdogs... ^-^
Granted but you are now a professional at sucking a mans penis.
I wish ^ played the forum game correctly....
Granted, but you'd dislike him anyway.
I wish I could find an avatar to match the Dr_??? theme.
Granted, but when you find one after a whole nights searching. Dr_??? week is over.
I wish for my avatar to become real.
Granted, but it goes on a rampage and kills you.
I wish for a banana split.
Granted, but the fairies got it wrong and gave you half a banana.
I wish I had more coffee.
Granted, but you get so much coffee that you can never finish it all and it becomes a haven for terrible monsters, which eventually devour you.
I wish I wouldn't decline so much in my writing skills after a long hiatus.
Granted, but no one will read the things you write anyway.
I wish I had a better camera to take pictures with.
Granted but I eated it.
I wish I had a text. Nobody loves me.
Granted, but subsequently you become so popular that you are reduced to a drunk raving celebrity.
I wish I had one great horror movie with me at the moment. *gestures hopelessly at his copy of The Happening*
Granted, but due to power outage you have nothing to play the movie with.
I wish I win the GIAM contest with Shadows.
Granted, but a freak server crash removes all traces of the game and the competition before your victory goes public, and no one gets to hear about it (including you).
I wish there was one awesome person to socialize with in the dump I live in.
Granted. I move into your house and become your new roommate.
I wish I could go to sleep for at least a couple of minutes without being awoken by fucking loud music.
Granted. But the music player is destroyed.
I wish school was not so god damn annoying.
Granted. You get kicked out of school and become a hobo for the rest of your life.
I wish for world peace.
Granted. No catch this time.
I wish that \/'s wish came true.
granted but their worst nightmare comes true simultaneously
I wish I had enough money to afford an apartment
Granted. But you only make enough money for you and you alone to live in. No sweetheart.
I wish Billy Bullshit wasn't such a twat.
Quote from: Zylos on September 15, 2008, 03:17:50 PM
Granted. But you only make enough money for you and you alone to live in. No sweetheart.
that's ok, he couldn't be up here for 2 years anyway, by then I won't have to rely on wishes :P
Quote from: Zylos on September 15, 2008, 03:17:50 PM
I wish Billy Bullshit wasn't such a twat.
granted, he becomes a
twatI wish I could have chinese food for lunch and it was good and not diseased or something
Granted. It turns out though that you are allergic to something they put in it, so you have to be rushed to the hospital.
I wish I wasn't so unlucky at love.
granted, you get very very lucky with love. but the rest of your life suffers, you become poor, emo, and eventually kill yourself.
I wish I had the power to control time perfectly
Granted, but you only have the power for less than milli-second, and your reaction speed isn't quick enough to use your newfound ability.
I wish my internet was a little faster.
your internet becomes 0.000000000000000000000000000001 kbps faster
I wish :moopost:
Granted, but you accidentally get OLO instead.
I wish ;9 would become ;D.
granted but then it became :tpg:
I wish when I punched something I'd do more damage
Wish granted, but you accidently punch yourself for +25 damage
I wish this wish won't be granted.
granted ;8
I wish we could all get along :V
Granted. But we all suddenly speak different languages and can't understand a word each other says.
I wish I could solve world hunger.
you solve world hunger, we're now all cannibals.
gratz, you solved overpopulation too!
I wish I had more money than I do now
Granted, but you still have to pay it back.
I wish I had some ice cream right now... ;_;
Granted, You finished eating a whole Gallon of ice cream in less than an hour.
But after eating, this whats happened to you: buwaaarrrrr!!!
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I wish Someone will clean up that ice cream mess.
Granted. *hands you a mop* Get to it.
I wish this wish would hold still for a second.
:tpg: Me, mopping the fu**ing ice cream :tpg:
I wish Zylos is helping me here. :tpg:
Granted, but Zylos slipped and went unconscious :-X
I wish this topic was back alive :'(
granted, but you take its place in the grave
I wish that my next wish could not be corrupted in any way, shape, or form.
Granted, but your NEXT wish wont be corrupter. You current wish will be./me shoots Nam
I wish Nam never read that.
Granted. But unfortunately he instead read your secret confession of love for him.
I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted, you had a million dollars...yesterday.
you don't today.
I wish it was the 20th of March tomorrow.
Quote from: Agent on February 20, 2009, 05:05:52 PM
Granted, but your NEXT wish wont be corrupter. You current wish will be./me shoots Nam
;)
Granted. It's the 20th of March tomorrow. No strings attached.
...the fact that you've already been shot dead might be a downside, but that's not part of the wish.
I wish I had a silver fox plushie. ._.
Granted, you had a silver fox plushie.
that is, before Zeich lit it on fire.
I wish I currently had in my possession a larger collection of music that I like.
Granted, but the autorities latch on to you for illegal downloading.
I wish I could at least find someplace that sells the plushie without getting it burned or destroyed. ._.
Granted. The company doesn't burn and/or destroy the plushie. You do- every plushie you touch dies!
I wish that the next person's wish won't be corrupted.
I'll grant you that but it's up to the next person to post.
And if thats you, then it'll be real cool ;-;
I wish that Zylos stops kicking me ;-;
Granted... but I start kicking you. :D
I wish for chocolate cake.
Granted. *throws a year old chocolate cake in your face*
I wish I could raise up about $500 for a special trip to see someone this summer. ._.
Granted, but somehow the money ended up in my account towards my trip to see someone. :P
I wish I understood people. ._.
Granted, but then people went off and decided to change their ways.
I wish i had a hippopotamus.
Granted, but "had" as in "had a child".
I wish Red Bull wasn't $3 a can.
granted, it's now $5 a can
I wish that free MMORPG would actually be decent, if not actually good, so that we woudln't have to pay for shitty ones.
Granted, However its only a Trial Version of the Best MMORPG that expires in one month...
I wish to be given the ability to Fly
Granted, but it's in Tony Stark's very sweaty Iron Man suit. He still hasn't worked out the freezing part.
I wish to sleep.
Granted. You fall asleep Rip Van Winkle style.
I wish I had $600. ._.
Granted. The $600 is lodged firmly in your balls
I wish I had a PS3
Granted, but Squaresoft just gave exclusive rights to Xbox :P
I wish I owned a PS2 :O
Granted, but it's my ps2 and we all know what a piece of shit that is :mad:
I wish i had a working guitar tuner ._.
Granted but you went to prison for stealing.
I wish for nothing.
Granted, but you soon go crazy after having wasted a perfectly good (?) wish.
I wish I was a good singer.
Granted but you died by peer pressure and stress.
I wish I have a slave to do all my bidding for me for free.
Granted. But he robbed you and ran away.
I wish Roph granted me this wish.
I am Roph, and I grant your wish. But you soon realize that it's really just Arlen in a Roph suit, and all your hopes and dreams about Roph granting you a wish a thoroughly dashed and everything you know is a lie.
I wish my laundry was done drying.
Granted. It caught on fire and dried rather quickly.
I wish the next poster's wish comes true.
granted, however the next poster's wish shall not be
I wish I could be in Florida in 11 days...
OMIGOSHTHANKYOUZYLOSHOLYCRAP :tpg:
Granted, but you can't see your special someone. 8)
I wish I had a secret vault under my house.
Well, You don't. Why? Didn't you see those other posts?
Oh, fine. Granted, but the guilt of not having followed the other poster's rule shall follow the both of us for life :mad:
I wish i had a decent french accent.
Granted. People think you're French. Unfortunately, you traveled back in time when the French were in war.
*dead*
I wish I could touch halo .-.
Granted. *kicks you up into space so you can touch a halo*
I wish I could draw better. ._.
Granted. You started drawing everything possible. You drew your own death.
I wish I could touch Zylos ;-;
Granted. My mate kills you for touching me.
I wish I could decide what to get for my mates birthday. =/
Granted. You end up deciding to buy nothing, and your mate gets all sad :-\
I wish I could wake up at 6:30 A.M. like I'm supposed to every morning.
Granted. You wake up at 6:30
and never sleep..
and go crazy =3
I wish the next poster wouldn't wish.
Granted, but all of his previous corruptions become undone.
*shoots nam to death so he wont be able to enjoy the undone stuff*
I wish that I was in the same plane as nam, sitting right next to him while he goes on his trip. So i can touch him .-.
(i like touching people ;-;)
Granted. Nam then grabs you and manages to push you out the plane midflight because he's annoyed by your touches.
I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator when it comes to schoolwork.
granted, you aren't. but you're so concerned with schoolwork now, that your mate leaves you for neglecting him, and finds someone else.
I wish I was smarter than everyone else.
Granted, but now you're forced into slavery and are made to do everyone's homework.
I wish I could finish my first project.
Granted. You did that. But it was so bad...so bad that people killed you with a hammer.
I wish I could speak German .-.
Gewährt, aber Sie können nicht lesen Deutsch.
:D
I wish I had bandwith-less internet =/
granted, you have bandwidth less internet.
too bad you can't do anything online now...what with no bandwidth.
I wish I could travel forward in time.
You can, but you age as you do so. It's called living.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
Wish granted, from now on thats all you think about...your mind doesn't allow you to think of anything else, you will end up thinking of a trillion things to wish for...but you don't care you are constantly in search of something new to wish for...you will eventually end up going insane because of this...
I wish for world domination!
Granted, the world is now dominated...by me!
I wish I could sell the world to an interdimensional alien force for massive profit.
Granted, but the aliens brainwash you, thus forcing you to lose all memory you had of said massive profit.
I wish I could make better wishes.
Granted. But, surprisingly, something went wrong with it!
I wish you wished that I wished I wished you wished something.
Granted, but the wish got so confused that it spontaneously combusted, killing all within a 30-mile radius simply got canceled.
I wish I knew the meaning of life.
Granted. You know the meaning of life. It's supposed to be a secret only God knows, and I'm not letting you share./me kills Zeichy =3
I wisheth Thou Kisseth..
..
Granted, only problem is I will never stop ;)
I wish that I could move in my new house tomorrow.
Granted. But there's a whole shitload of fatal diseases coating every surface, an infection some guys were going to get rid of before you moved in. But since you've moved in early, you're now screwed.
I wish my imagination did not fail me on a regular basis.
Granted. Your imagination took you to a world better than others, but soon it became corrupted but
oh
its too late
you cant come back
what will you do
omg suicide.
I wish omg.
Granted. *burns Nightwolf* OMG!
I wish... I wish to go to the festival~! I wish my cow would give us some milk~! I wish we had a child~!
...I wish I could get that damn musical out of my head. >_<
Granted. You now have that goddamn musical in your head.
Ewww. I wish that didn't sound so disturbing...
Granted. You now don't sound disturbing but the only word to ever come out of your mouth again is "Ewww".
I wish that it was Monday already.
Wish was granted, but something strange happened, you were sent back in time to a Monday long ago before your existence, you are stuck as a ghost lost in time.
I wish that the snow would just go away...
Granted. It melts, floods your home, drowns your entire family, and then evaporates.
I wish I had the 1000th reply in this thread.
Oh hey!
Granted obviously, however that triggered a long fulfilling prophecy which brings you severe misfortune for the rest of your life...too bad
I wish for Singularity on Earth...
Granted, but the universe collapses in on itself at the former location of Earth, creating a singularity.
I wish people on the internet weren't so dumb. (Nobody here, just a statement.)
Granted. People in real life are dumb instead.
I wish my roommate wasn't here, so that I could mastu- I mean, so I could enjoy the peace and quiet. <_<
Granted, but a ninja midget barges into your room screaming weird words which you think you've never heard before. However these turn out to be declarations that your mother is actually called Steve.
I wish I was a ninja midget.
Granted. You just got smashed by a Spartan midget (Deadliest warrior reference).
I wish I could make perfect golden-brown toast.
Granted, but it gets swiped by a pirate ninja before you even have a chance to eat it.
I wish that someone would corrupt this wish.
Granted
I wish for this statement to be false
Granted, you no longer wish for that statement to be false.
I wish I had no debts.
granted, your dead
I wish my life was like a sitcom on TV
Granted. The sitcom you live in revolves around caring for schizophrenic patients at a rehab institute, and the draw to the show is that you have a schizophrenic side yourself.
I wish it was summer already.
Granted. It's summer, but it's raining so badly that you have to stay inside with no power.
I wish I could make maps for RMXP a little better. ._.
Granted, you are now an expert and your maps blow peoples minds out of the water
However given that your story-line lacks creativity and includes every possible cliché ever made or thought of...
I wish I could leave work early today...
You left early today because you were fired.
I wish no wishes.
too bad. You get three more.
I wish i had some cool shirts.
Granted, but they become translucent when machine washed.
I wish I had some bamboo to sit on my desk.
Granted, but a Ninja Panda rockets straight through the wall, swiping the Bamboo from your sight, and carries on to rocket through the opposite wall.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
She has a penis. But you can still have fun with her, right? ~_~
I wish I had a bass that tuned itself.
Granted. Now that fish sings at the local bar every Tuesday.
I wish Summer break lasted forever.
It does. But it's one of the hottest summers EVAH. The temperature slowly escalates until everyone dies of heat stroke, their bodies eventually burning.
Then the earth explodes.
Good job, Sirus :mad:
I wish that first part didn't sound so creepy.
Never mind. I wish that Portugal. The man didn't ruin their own song in "Marching with 6" with that TAKE IT AWAY pause thing.
Because he never tells them to TAKE IT AWAY, they don't take it away. The song cannot go on.
I wish I wasn't responsible for asploding the world.
Granted, instead the Sun explodes and the black hole created sucks in everything in existence so that existence no longer exists.
I wish I could draw better.
You can, but now all you can draw are things you find horrendously appalling.
I wish I didn't get obsessed with things so easily.
Granted, but now you can't get interested in anything at all.
I WISH I WEREN'T SO AWESOME.
granted, you are now less awesome then you currently are
this statement causes an infinite loop of un-awesomeness until you implode into yourself... and no one cares or notices
I wish I was the happiest man in the world
Granted, but then someone kills you.
I wish that I wished.
You did. But you made the wrong wish, thus making you lose all respect for yourself.
I wish that the next poster will be my friend <3
Granted, but I save your pictures :V
I wish I could turn water into a soda of my choice.
Granted, but you drink too much soda, and die of high blood pressure (or whatever happens to you when you consume too much sugar)
I wish my site was popular with people who liked it.
Granted, you gain a huge cult following... quite literally a cult is formed in your honor. You are promptly sacrificed on an alter as your fans drink your blood. After you don't do anything with your site (being dead and all) your following get's board and stops visiting. But hey, for a while there you had a pretty popular site.
I wish that after I died someone would make an RPG of my life, that everyone thought was awesome.
Granted, but the game is banned from every country in the world for having too much gay taboo.
I wish I had perfect vision.
It's too perfect. You see things - horrible things. Awful, scarring, terrible, things.
Sorry, man.
I wish dinner was NOW.
Granted. Enjoy your three course meal of DECAYING SLUGS.
I wish I had a million dollars (The classic)
You get your million dollars...unfortunately it was stolen from the Mafia, and now there out to kill you.
I wish that my 15 minute break from work was sooner...
Granted, you just finished it.
I wish it was Saturday again.
Granted. It's Saturday again. Unfortunately, you are currently diseased beyond belief, and your hands are really gross and very immobile. Like, if you get up, you'll probably die. Dun worry, you'll be better by next Saturday though :)
I wish there was decent food in this house ._.
Granted. Enjoy your three course meal of DECAYING SLUGS (You didn't specify what standards "decent" goes by).
I wish I could get a job.
Granted, but it's down by the docks with a guy named Ralphie "Hot Knife" Marcini. The boss decides you're not working hard enough, and has Ralphie assist you in "swimming with the fishes."
I wish it was the 14th already, so I could be on vacation. ._.
Granted, it's the 14th. But your trip is canceled due to rains.
I wish I could go down to North Carolina someday soon. ._.
Granted, but when you get there you find that it is a desolate post-nuclear wasteland and the only thing remaining is the image of death and destruction as far as your eyes can see.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
Granted. You've eaten enough snakes and insects to keep you filled for a long time to come.
I wish the person below me would make a wish that gets corrupted.
I made a wish to have a THREE COURSE MEAL OF DECAYING SLUGS. But they tasted far better than they looked.
I wish i hadn't forgotten to warm up my mug before actually putting the teabag in my tea. Because, you know, I like my tea made the way british people wanted it to be ._.
Granted, but you heated it way too much and you picked it up and your hands burst into flames and then a hobo came in and drank your tea when it cooled down again.
I wish grass cut itself.
Granted, but with this hidden power it comes for you in the middle of the night and cuts you up.
I wish my band had a decent Bassist so we could actually get something done.
granted... and you become a really big band... right after he replaces the guitarist, drummer, and singer with better ones.
I wish that this wish doesn't turn out half bad.
Granted, your wish turned out completely bad.
I wish for a wish that no wish has ever wished for itself as a wish.
Granted, but the toothfairy doesn't know what the hell you meant there. So he (yes, he. It's amazing what a multitude of meffed up wishes can do to a person) explodes violently all over you.
I wish I was a girl.
Granted, but then the doctor tells you that you have to be a boy again.
I wish no wishes.
Granted, but the accumulated filth of all your sex and murder will foam up about your waists and you will look up and shout "I wish for you to save me!"...
...and I'll look down, and whisper, "You don't have any wishes"
I wish that my wish also get's replied to by a modified quote.
Granted, but
Quote from: NPC on June 16, 2009, 01:30:20 AM
i love having sex with my mom
I wish i could fall asleep before 6 in the morning for once.
Granted, but you fall asleep now and never again will you wake up, your not dead so thats a plus but you have an eternal nightmare!
I wish that I could afford the Playstation 3...
Granted. However, all the PS3's in the world have spontaneously combusted, so you still can't buy any.
I wish life was a little easier.
Granted, it's now a hell of a lot shorter.
I wish that statement didn't make me sound emo.
Granted. You ARE emo, but you don't sound like one.
I wish I could find a friggin' job around here.
You do. Shoveling maggotty, rotting, wet poop. For free :)
I WISH FOR THEM GOOD OLD DAYS TO COMES BACKS TO MES ;O;
Granted, but however, something ticks you on the mind that you blow them off again.
I wish I could learn how to compose really good music.
Granted, but your music gets so popular that the paparazzi constantly follows you everywhere you go. You never have privacy again. Not even when you shower.
I wish I had the opportunity to go into space.
(I love how you spoiled my wish. ._.)
Granted, but there your oxygen runs out and...you can figure the rest. :P
I wish I could afford a musician to join my game's team.
Yeah, sure. Your musician sucks. Everyone hats your game because of the bad music. Everyone hates you.
I wish for a flying cow.