IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

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[firerain]

(11:33:13 AM) Firerain: i wish i was a hippo
(11:33:31 AM) Firerain: they mark their territory by shitting and spinning their tail
(11:33:52 AM) Malson: sounds fitting for the Sewers

[firerain]

(8:52:25 PM) NAMKCOR: I'm so freaking bored right now
(8:53:09 PM) LadyJ: I have plenty of work to do and not enough me NAMKCOR
(8:53:17 PM) LadyJ: come on over and we'll cure that boredom ;]

[Holkeye]

        Holkeye   no jules, eh?
   DrSword   we killed her
   Holkeye   why? she was so nice.
        DrSword   well
        DrSword   the real Jules has been dead for years
   DrSword   this one was an imposter
        DrSword   *plot twist*
   Holkeye   sword, you fool
   Holkeye   i am the real jules!
   Holkeye   ive been disguising myself the whole time
      *** LadyJ joined #Crankeye
      +++ ChanServ has given op to LadyJ
      +++ BlottBott has given voice to LadyJ
        DrSword   Welcome home m'lady ;__;
   Holkeye   IMPOSTER
   LadyJ           why thank you
   DrSword   AAAH
   DrSword   WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT
   Holkeye   ask us a question only the real jules would know
   LadyJ           Where is my dildo?
   DrSword   uh
   BlottBott   <LadyJ> I'm just super worried about my dildo
   BlottBott   <LadyJ> In your butt.
   BlottBott   <LadyJ> I don't think I could do it without making a huge mess.
   BlottBott   <LadyJ> I have plenty of work to do and not enough me NAMKCOR
   Holkeye   In the nightstand
        LadyJ           ;]
   DrSword   what do you keep in the top left drawer of yo-
        DrSword   oh
   DrSword   okay
   DrSword   ...
        Redwyn   Heyo Lady
   LadyJ   Holkeye knows ;]

[Jules]

ahh  That convo makes sense now xD lol

[threeofspades]

Ah, I love perfect timing! That was awesome. 

[Sophist]

<Malson> let me pee first
<Acolyte>

[firerain]

(5:19:25 AM) BizarreMonkey [79da3a39@PSI-55571805.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(5:19:25 AM) mode (+v BizarreMonkey) by ChanServ
(5:20:38 AM) BizarreMonkey: Just thought I'd let you all know, I am greatly disappointed by the lack of enthusiasm for newer meat on this site, after this short blurb I am about to give chances are you wont hear from me again.
(5:22:17 AM) BizarreMonkey: I know you most of you wont miss me, and thats okay, because I can guarantee I wont miss your chilly hospitaility. For some reason you expect proffesional looking gold without paying a dime to play, well peanuts to you and your high standards, i say.
(5:22:31 AM) BizarreMonkey: You were right, you are the wrong demographic.
(5:23:12 AM) Skanker: wat
(5:23:26 AM) BizarreMonkey: I dont need your approval and I dont really care how much you may berate my project, I have a thread with over 9 pages of posts and thats enough for me.
(5:23:34 AM) BizarreMonkey: not you skanker
(5:23:41 AM) BizarreMonkey: im talking mostly to the elitists.
(5:23:47 AM) BizarreMonkey: anyway, see you all later
(5:23:51 AM) BizarreMonkey: im done here
(5:23:57 AM) BizarreMonkey left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).

he sure told us at 5 am when most of us aren't even there!!!

[Esmeralda]

Since when have we not been enthusiastic over new meat

[Jules]

Heck I just tried lamb for the first time ever this week and it was GREAT! 

[chewey]

(5:22:31 AM) BizarreMonkey: You were right, you are the wrong demographic.

It was me who told him this!! People sure were shitty to him when he first joined the chat, huh? It was pretty goofy when people called him defensive when he wasn't being defensive. He was defensive later, though, which confused the issue when I tried calling out those who called him defensive.

Point is, I'm not surprised he left. I don't particularly care, I'm just sayin'.

[Malson]

Heck I just tried lamb for the first time ever this week and it was GREAT! 

It took you this long? I even prefer lamb to beef sometimes.

[Lethrface]

...but why 5am?  lol

I don't even know who BizarreMonkey was...

[Holkeye]

Bye

[Jules]

Heck I just tried lamb for the first time ever this week and it was GREAT! 

It took you this long? I even prefer lamb to beef sometimes.

Yes   My family is more the uh... wild game type xD   I've had rabbit (it's ok), squirrel (yuck), wild boar (meh), and tons of deer (or venison if you prefer) which I like the best.  We've changed up our diet, we now eat a lot of fish, chicken, and turkey and have red meat once a week.  But we were getting kinda burnt out on the birds and the fish, found the lamb and decided to try it.  I can see why you'd prefer it to beef sometimes. It was pretty darn good. 

[yuyu!]

[spoiler](5:19:25 AM) BizarreMonkey [79da3a39@PSI-55571805.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(5:19:25 AM) mode (+v BizarreMonkey) by ChanServ
(5:20:38 AM) BizarreMonkey: Just thought I'd let you all know, I am greatly disappointed by the lack of enthusiasm for newer meat on this site, after this short blurb I am about to give chances are you wont hear from me again.
(5:22:17 AM) BizarreMonkey: I know you most of you wont miss me, and thats okay, because I can guarantee I wont miss your chilly hospitaility. For some reason you expect proffesional looking gold without paying a dime to play, well peanuts to you and your high standards, i say.
(5:22:31 AM) BizarreMonkey: You were right, you are the wrong demographic.
(5:23:12 AM) Skanker: wat
(5:23:26 AM) BizarreMonkey: I dont need your approval and I dont really care how much you may berate my project, I have a thread with over 9 pages of posts and thats enough for me.
(5:23:34 AM) BizarreMonkey: not you skanker
(5:23:41 AM) BizarreMonkey: im talking mostly to the elitists.
(5:23:47 AM) BizarreMonkey: anyway, see you all later
(5:23:51 AM) BizarreMonkey: im done here
(5:23:57 AM) BizarreMonkey left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).

he sure told us at 5 am when most of us aren't even there!!![/spoiler]

5AM? That was not at all awkward.

[firerain]

(9:44:45 PM) Mollrow: Roph, what would be a good name for an irc client written in java?
(9:45:02 PM) Roph: you're a dumb shit for using this client.jar

[Irock]

[18:22] * Mollrow (~Mollrow@PSI-2EA9025C.dfw.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #Crankeye
[18:22] * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Mollrow
[18:25] <Irock> do you know that you are one of the few predator species that preys even on itself
[18:26] <Malson> yeah Mollrow
[18:26] <Malson> what the fuck is wrong with you
[18:26] <Mollrow> .-.

[yuyu!]

Lol!!

It's been awhile since the ol' IRC quotes page has been posted in. Things are looking up!

[Irock]

<NAMKCOR> DrSword: you remind me of tosh
<Malson> that word looked like "trash" from a distance

[Dwarra?]

<DrSword> I think I'm a swedophile
<Malson> B(
<DrSword> most of my clothes are from H&M
<DrSword> I have a Nokia phone
<DrSword> and all of my furniture is from IKEA
<Malson> you also listen to Swedish House Mafia all the time
<Malson> but in all seriousness you're well on your way
<Malson> just play more Minecraft and get a Spotify account
<Malson> that's all i have to offer
<Malson> i can't even think of any more
<DrSword> I really enjoy Girl with the Dragon Tat series too
<DrSword> and subsequently Noomi Rapace
<Malson> i can't even think of good Swedish musicians
<Malson> the only one that crossed my mind was Royksopp, and they're not even Swedish
<DrSword> what are Royksopp?
<DrSword> norwegian?
<Malson> yep
<DrSword> there's that faggot Basshunter
<DrSword> and Eric Prydz lol
<Malson> [23:34:20] <Malson> i can't even think of good Swedish musicians
<DrSword> Sweden: Home of awful electronic music
<DrSword> oh
<Malson> oh
<DrSword> Peter, Bjorn & John
<Malson> Peter Bjorn and John
<Malson> ...
<DrSword> loool

[Irock]

<HaloOfTheSun> acolyte
<HaloOfTheSun> your name is ashley
<HaloOfTheSun> and you knit
<HaloOfTheSun> just like my girlfriend
<HaloOfTheSun> altinhalil
<HaloOfTheSun> it's like you're soul sisters
<HaloOfTheSun> but white

[Irock]

<Djangonator> Roph Has the personality of a pet rock
<Djangonator> Minus the pet part because that would mean that someone actually love him
<Roph> :(

[Zylos]

Poor Roph.

[Irock]

[15:58] <Firerain> this day is the last repeating pattern of it's kind we'll see in our lifetime
[15:58] <Firerain> oh well
[15:58] <Firerain> who cares
[15:58] <Irock> probably just from breathing cold air
[15:58] <Djang> yeah, who cares
[15:58] <Djang> because we're just gonna die anyway
[15:58] <Djang> why care about anything
[15:58] <Firerain> 9 days
[15:58] <Malson> i can't tell if you're making a december 23rd joke or you forgot about 13/13/13