IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

[pacdiggity]

The point of the joke is that it's absolutely horrible

     
   

[Acolyte]

Wow, it was so horrible that Roph actually did something about it. I don't think that's ever happened before. 

[Zylos]

23:21   LadyJ   Swords dream is to have a baby?
23:21   Bobby   are you saying sword is a woman
23:21   LadyJ   I'm so confused
23:21   Bobby   and it's his dream
23:21   Bobby   what
23:21   Bobby   SWORD IS A WOMAN
23:21   Bobby   SPREAD IT
23:21   Bobby   whoa
23:21   Bobby   that doesn't work so well with that joke lol

[haloOfTheSun]

[00:04:50] <Zylos> Well, mine's short, so it's probably ten times easier to work on.

[Esmeralda]

[00:04:50] <Zylos> Well, mine's short, so it's probably ten times easier to work on.

[EvilM00s]

I just pissed myself laughing.

[Zylos]

Only short compared to a horse.






Curse you, lack-of-context.

[Esmeralda]

Too bad

[haloOfTheSun]

Everyone knows you can't vaguely mention the length of something in #crankeye without it being quoted. It's your own fault Zylos

[haloOfTheSun]

ALERT ALERT

CRANKEYE HIMSELF IS IN IRC AT THIS VERY MOMENT. GET IN CHAT, YOU DORKS

[strike]

AND NOW HE HAS LEFT...


He'll be back in a bit though.

[firerain]

<Roph> djang...
<Djang> roph...
<Roph> :*
<Djang>
<Roph>
<Roph> sit on my face
<Djang> only if you suffocate

[Malson]

[02:06:22] * DrSword puts his hand on Guin's leg
[02:06:23] <Guin> yeah...

[haloOfTheSun]

[17:48:02] * DrSword tugs on Bobby's wiener
[17:50:00] <Malson> too bad yuyu didn't draw that last night

[firerain]

<Firerain> http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/04/15/at-least-five-dead-in-oklahoma-as-tornadoes-pound-u-s-plains/?__lsa=d5c252c6
<Firerain> i wonder if starfyre is dead
<NAMKCOR> > pound us plains
<DrSword> he made a status about it
<NAMKCOR> they done pound us plains
<Firerain> about being dead?
<Firerain> i'm impressed
<DrSword> >28 tornados hit Dallas in one day
<DrSword> >0 casualties
<DrSword> >tornado hits Oklahoma
<DrSword> >5 dead
<DrSword> WAY TO SUCK OKLAHOMA
<Firerain> "at least five people early on Sunday as storm sirens failed to sound in an Oklahoma town and caught people unaware."
<Firerain> sirens failed to sound
<Firerain> but still
<DrSword> lol
<NAMKCOR> lol
<Firerain> dat dun dere tornado creeped up on us it did
<DrSword> I still don't know how tornados catch people unaware
<NAMKCOR> I DUN LOOK OWT MAH WINDER
<NAMKCOR> EVR
<DrSword> SHOOT
<NAMKCOR> no
<NAMKCOR> it's
<Firerain> DANGIT BOBBEH
<NAMKCOR> AWW SHEWT
<DrSword> MY TRUCK DUN NEER WENT THROUGH DA WINDER
<NAMKCOR> IS A TERNADER
<DrSword> >Namkcor trying to tell the person who lives here how people here talk

[Gracie]

21:43:      DrSword queefs

[haloOfTheSun]

[16:38:58] <Firerain> bobby has a vagina spread it
[16:39:00] <Firerain> wait
[16:39:02] <Firerain> hm

[firerain]

[spoiler=#orgy]
* DrSword kicks Bobby in the dick
<Bobby> I don't even HAVE a dick !!
<DrSword> o
<Firerain> bobby has a vagina spread it
<Firerain> wait
<Firerain> hm
<Bobby> lol
<Gracie> We already proved that doesnt work
* DrSword spreads Bobby's vagina
<Gracie> ewwwwwwwwwwwww
<Firerain> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<Bobby> the roof has been proofified
<Firerain> is that like
<Firerain> a dental dam on the roof of your vag
* DrSword tongues Bobby's clitoris playfully, spelling out "I love you"
<Bobby> get out of there
<DrSword> no!!
* Malson tugs at Bobby's clitoris
<Strike_Reyhi> this
<Strike_Reyhi> is disturbing
<yuyubabe> o_o
* DrSword puts two knuckles in Strike's vaginal canal
<DrSword> o
* Firerain fists roph
* DrSword rubs Strike's gspot
* Malson eats a bagel
* Bobby performs an action
* Firerain tickles Malson's bagel
* DrSword fingers Malson's bagel
<Malson> what
<Firerain> lol
<DrSword> lol
<yuyubabe> @_@ IM KEEPIN MINE
<-- yuyubabe has quit (Quit: PEACE OUT HOMIES.)
<Bobby> you removed the proof from the roof
<Gracie> hahaha
<Gracie> yuyubabe is all shy
* DrSword tugs on Gracie's wiener
<Firerain> u gay
<Bobby> sooo gay
<DrSword> no u gay
<Firerain> :O
<DrSword> Bobby has cream cheese! Spread it!
<Gracie> as in
<Strike_Reyhi> uh
<Gracie> vaginal cheese?
<Gracie> guys
<DrSword> HAHAHAHAHA
<Gracie> srsly
<DrSword> HAHAHA
<Gracie> guys
<DrSword> HAHA
<DrSword> HA
* ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to Acolyte
<DrSword> HAAAAA
<Gracie> guys srsly
<DrSword> HAHAHA
<DrSword> AHAHAA OH MY GOD
* Firerain tickles Sword's smegma
<DrSword> GRACIE YOU'RE HILARIOUS
<DrSword> oh
<DrSword> ooooh
<DrSword> ~
* DrSword queefs
<Gracie> lol u gais
<Firerain> a queef is like a fart but for girls and comes out ur mouth rite gracie???
<Firerain> ?
<DrSword>
<Gracie> no
<DrSword> gracie do u quef a lot
<Gracie> if air gets trapped in your vagina it makes a noise when it comes out
<Gracie> vagarting is the scientific term
<Gracie> and i havent done it, no
<Strike_Reyhi> no it isn't
<Firerain> is ur vagina like a tornado goin ovr a freeway overpass
<Firerain> ?
<Gracie> i know strike
<Gracie> i am joking
<Gracie> joking
<Gracie> jokes
<Strike_Reyhi> jokes
<DrSword> does ur vagoni poof
<Gracie> jolly japes
<Strike_Reyhi> now you get it
<Gracie> no sword
<Gracie> but yours does
<Strike_Reyhi> japery
<Bobby> there sure are a lot of vaginas in here
<Strike_Reyhi> jungle japes
<DrSword> my vagoni is too big for air to get stuk in!
<Malson> why am i reading a discussion about queefs
<Firerain> SWORD HAS A WINDTUNNEL FOR A VAG
<Malson> instead of Skyrim
<Firerain> SPREAD IT
<Strike_Reyhi> most of them are bobbies
<Bobby> true facts
<Strike_Reyhi> skyrim
<Strike_Reyhi> ugh
<Firerain> The wind blew hard and cold, leaving Sword's vag lips blowing in the wind
<DrSword> oh
<DrSword> topic burn
<DrSword> like a cloak
<DrSword> or a flag
[/spoiler]

[firerain]

#stencyl

(12:21:26 AM) Firerain: faget
(12:21:54 AM) irock: offensive language
(12:21:59 AM) irock: !kb firerain
(12:21:59 AM) mode (+b *!*@stencyl-592444D6.dynamic.mtsallstream.net) by StencylBot
(12:21:59 AM) You have been kicked by StencylBot: (Requested (irock))

[Dwarra?]

(7:32:09 PM) ahref: whats the disney film with the fox?
(7:32:14 PM) Clopin: fox and the hound
(7:32:14 PM) HaloOfTheSun: fox and the hound
(7:32:14 PM) DrSword: Fox and the Hound
(7:32:15 PM) Rapunzel: the fox and the hound
(7:32:17 PM) HaloOfTheSun: lol
(7:32:17 PM) Rapunzel: lol
(7:32:17 PM) DrSword: lol
(7:32:19 PM) Clopin: lol

[haloOfTheSun]

[21:25:37] * DrSword tugs on Bobby's wiener
[21:25:37] <threeofspades> jelly

[haloOfTheSun]

[15:28:14] <Esmeralda> you lick the ass before sex duh
[15:28:16] <Esmeralda> u.u
[15:28:22] <threeofspades> wow
[15:28:28] <Esmeralda> and i don't want fucking strawberries in my ass

[firerain]

(10:37:58 PM) yurigirl [421fda1e@PSI-55571805.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(10:37:58 PM) mode (+v yurigirl) by ChanServ
(10:38:24 PM) yurigirl: hey does anyone know where to find any yuri loli manga?
(10:38:35 PM) yurigirl left the room (Kicked by Strike_Reyhi (Strike_Reyhi)).

[Zylos]

...what?

[chewey]

I could have helped her, if only I was given the chance.