IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

Spoiler for just a day at the office:

Jul 18 00:20:45 <Strike_Reyhi>   hey
Jul 18 00:20:50 <Strike_Reyhi>   Starfyre
Jul 18 00:21:01 <Starfyre>   hey
Jul 18 00:21:03 <Starfyre>   strike reyhi
Jul 18 00:21:16 <Strike_Reyhi>   can i see you in my office for a second
Jul 18 00:21:22 <Starfyre>   no strike
Jul 18 00:21:29 <Strike_Reyhi>   take a seat
Jul 18 00:21:56 <Starfyre>   i said no strike
Jul 18 00:22:01 <Strike_Reyhi>   you see other people around crankeye offices have been complaining about how you never stop talking
Jul 18 00:22:17 <TheVoice>   I really wish that guy would shut the fuck up
Jul 18 00:22:21 <Irock>   lol the half makes me look older xD
Jul 18 00:22:25 <Starfyre>   yeah me too
Jul 18 00:22:25 <Strike_Reyhi>   i'm going to have to ask that it stop or we'll be forced to let you go
Jul 18 00:22:38 <Starfyre>   what's my job
Jul 18 00:22:45 <TheVoice>   by "that guy" I mean starfyre
Jul 18 00:22:56 <Strike_Reyhi>   you do the bitchwork
Jul 18 00:23:02 <Strike_Reyhi>   like getting us coffee
Jul 18 00:23:08 <Starfyre>   oh, then i'll let myself go :]
Jul 18 00:23:11 <Strike_Reyhi>   or popcorn
Jul 18 00:23:12 <TheVoice>   hey, get me a tall one
Jul 18 00:23:25 <zxm>   heh
Jul 18 00:23:29 <TheVoice>   with like 20 packets of sugar
Jul 18 00:23:33 <TheVoice>   no cream
Jul 18 00:23:52 <TheVoice>   in fact, just get me a cup of sugar
Jul 18 00:23:55 <Firerain>   sugar and no cream what is this
Jul 18 00:24:00 <Firerain>   @_@
Jul 18 00:24:10 <Strike_Reyhi>   irock's job can only be classified as "designated footstool"
Jul 18 00:24:12 <Starfyre>   roph i want a better job
Jul 18 00:24:27 <zxm>   Hahahaaaa
Jul 18 00:24:28 <Irock>   strike)reyhi flips burgers lolol
Jul 18 00:25:02 <Firerain>   strikerightbracketreyhi
Jul 18 00:25:02 <Strike_Reyhi>   i have an office
Jul 18 00:25:25 <Starfyre>   that's a right parentheses
Jul 18 00:25:29 <Starfyre>   not bracket
Jul 18 00:25:31 <Firerain>   FUCK YOU.
Jul 18 00:25:33 <Starfyre>   ] is a bracket
Jul 18 00:25:39 <Strike_Reyhi>   that's a right parenthesis
Jul 18 00:25:39 <Firerain>   get me a coffee.
Jul 18 00:25:49 <Starfyre>   no
Jul 18 00:25:55 <Firerain>   you're fired get out
Jul 18 00:25:56 <Strike_Reyhi>   goddamnit i got ninja'd by starfyre
Jul 18 00:25:57 <Starfyre>   roph just promoted me to bawss2
Jul 18 00:26:06 <Strike_Reyhi>   see? this is why we don't want you to talk Starfyre
Jul 18 00:26:12 <Starfyre>   lol
Jul 18 00:26:21 <Strike_Reyhi>   Firerain: you don't have an office
Jul 18 00:26:25 <zxm>   lol
Jul 18 00:26:26 <Starfyre>   SHIT ON DEBBIE'S DESK
Jul 18 00:26:36 <Strike_Reyhi>   shut up or we'll have to put you in a nursing facility
Jul 18 00:26:37 <Starfyre>   LIKE A BAWSS
Jul 18 00:26:44 <Strike_Reyhi>   LIKE A BAWWS
Jul 18 00:26:50 <Firerain>   I don't need an office.
Jul 18 00:27:16 <Strike_Reyhi>   you aren't a floor manager either
Jul 18 00:27:23 <zxm>   My office is the bathrom
Jul 18 00:27:30 <Strike_Reyhi>   you get a shitty cubicle next to dilbert
Jul 18 00:27:36 <Starfyre>   zach jack made a rom of a bathtub
Jul 18 00:27:39 <Firerain>   Strike_Reyhi thinks he's the boss.
Jul 18 00:27:39 <Starfyre>   and digitized himself
Jul 18 00:27:43 <Starfyre>   and uses it as his office
Jul 18 00:28:15 <zxm>   Yes
Jul 18 00:28:22 <Strike_Reyhi>   no
Jul 18 00:28:23 <zxm>   Only I have the emu
Jul 18 00:28:32 <Strike_Reyhi>   i just have a small office
Jul 18 00:28:33 <Firerain>   there's the uh, working class which is everyone in here besides starfyre and irock
Jul 18 00:28:36 <Firerain>   they're the slaves.
Jul 18 00:28:41 <Strike_Reyhi>   anski and malson have bigger ones
Jul 18 00:28:49 <Starfyre>   i'm not a slave
Jul 18 00:28:49 <Strike_Reyhi>   and roph uses crankeyes big office
Jul 18 00:28:56 <Strike_Reyhi>   instead of the server room
Jul 18 00:28:56 <zxm>   LOL
Jul 18 00:29:05 <Firerain>   halo's office is vacated
Jul 18 00:29:06 <Irock>   I don't work
Jul 18 00:29:09 <Firerain>   nouman blew his up
Jul 18 00:29:18 <Anski>   I order people around and decide what to order for lunch
Jul 18 00:29:59 <Firerain>   Holk gets Halo's office I guess
Jul 18 00:36:46 <Anski>   so what do you all want for lunch today
Jul 18 00:37:01 <Anski>   come on, input or i'm getting subway
Jul 18 00:37:18 <Anski>   we don't have all day for lunch
Jul 18 00:37:29 <Anski>   come on guys i'm about to walk out the door
Jul 18 00:37:33 <Anski>   alright subway it is
Jul 18 00:37:36 ?   Anski leaves
Jul 18 00:38:02 <Starfyre>   ok
Jul 18 00:38:08 <Starfyre>   get me one with turkey .-.
Jul 18 00:38:24 ?   Anski comes back in
Jul 18 00:38:25 <Anski>   alright
Jul 18 00:38:26 <Anski>   I got
Jul 18 00:38:26 <Anski>   uh
Jul 18 00:38:34 <Anski>   a meatball sub for strike
Jul 18 00:38:37 <Anski>   and
Jul 18 00:38:42 <Anski>   ham and swiss for starfyre
Jul 18 00:38:44 <Anski>   and
Jul 18 00:38:45 <Starfyre>   ;[
Jul 18 00:38:53 <Anski>   a diet coke and salad for irock
Jul 18 00:39:02 <Anski>   two subs for tashi
Jul 18 00:39:02 <Starfyre>   strike let's trade
Jul 18 00:39:08 <Irock>   diet coke?
Jul 18 00:39:08 <Anski>   NO TRADING
Jul 18 00:39:14 <Irock>   I'd rather not drink anything
Jul 18 00:39:17 <zxm>   THANKS ASSHOLES
Jul 18 00:39:21 <Anski>   and
Jul 18 00:39:24 <Anski>   I got
Jul 18 00:39:31 <Anski>   another meatball sub for melee
Jul 18 00:39:34 <Irock>   namkcor's the only person who likes diet soda
Jul 18 00:39:44 <zxm>   :<
Jul 18 00:39:51 <zxm>   diet
Jul 18 00:39:53 <Starfyre>   zach jack let's trade
Jul 18 00:39:54 <Irock>   I want a cold cut trio
Jul 18 00:39:55 <Irock>   ._.
Jul 18 00:40:10 <Anski>   and I got some macadamia nut cookies
Jul 18 00:40:13 <Anski>   4 of them
Jul 18 00:40:13 <Anski>   share
Jul 18 00:40:18 ?   Anski tosses the bag on the table
Jul 18 00:40:19 ?   Anski leaves
Jul 18 00:40:20 <Irock>   I said I want a fucking cold cut trio, anski
Jul 18 00:40:24 ?   Starfyre grabs a cookie
Jul 18 00:40:24 <Anski>   FUCK YOU IROCK
Jul 18 00:40:25 <Anski>   OK
Jul 18 00:40:26 <zxm>   haha
Jul 18 00:40:27 <Anski>   YOU DIDN'T SAY SHIT
Jul 18 00:40:29 <Firerain>   http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/07/16/crimesider/entry5164868.shtml
Jul 18 00:40:33 <Irock>   YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
Jul 18 00:40:35 <Firerain>   what the fuck
Jul 18 00:40:36 <zxm>   I'll enjoy this sammi
Jul 18 00:40:38 <Anski>   I DID TOO
Jul 18 00:40:38 <Irock>   I WAS IN THE BATHROOM
Jul 18 00:40:40 <Anski>   WELL
Jul 18 00:40:41 <Irock>   AND I COME OUT
Jul 18 00:40:44 <Irock>   AND SuBWAY IS HERE
Jul 18 00:40:46 <Anski>   STOP EATING TACOS FOR BREAKFAST
Jul 18 00:40:50 ?   Anski slams door
Jul 18 00:40:56 <Irock>   FUCK I AM SO MAD
Jul 18 00:41:03 <Irock>   I can't take this bullshit
Jul 18 00:41:07 <Irock>   I'm moving out tomorrow
Jul 18 00:41:09 ?   Anski sits down in chair
Jul 18 00:41:13 ?   Anski puts feet on desk
Jul 18 00:41:14 <Starfyre>   i'm going to chick-fil-a fuck this ham
Jul 18 00:41:23 <Anski>   I CAN HEAR YOU STUBBLEFIELD
Jul 18 00:41:27 <Starfyre>   :x
Jul 18 00:41:33 ?   Anski clicks off intercom
Jul 18 00:41:43 ?   Anski turns intercom back on
Jul 18 00:41:49 <Anski>   IF YOU LEAVE GET ME A SANDWICH
Jul 18 00:41:51 <Firerain>   where's my fucking sub.
Jul 18 00:41:53 ?   Anski turns intercom off
Jul 18 00:42:07 ?   Anski turns intercom off
Jul 18 00:42:10 <Anski>   er
Jul 18 00:42:10 <Anski>   on
Jul 18 00:42:13 ?   Anski turns intercom on
Jul 18 00:42:15 <Anski>   firerain
Jul 18 00:42:17 <Anski>   your sub
Jul 18 00:42:19 <Anski>   is in my miada
Jul 18 00:42:21 <Anski>   sorry
Jul 18 00:42:24 ?   Anski turns intercom off
Jul 18 00:42:25 <zxm>   Crankeye the office comedy?
Jul 18 00:42:27 ?   Starfyre leaves
Jul 18 00:42:46 ?   Anski turns intercom on
Jul 18 00:42:51 <Anski>   if you want it you have to go get it
Jul 18 00:42:58 <Anski>   come get my keys, you're too far for me to walk
Jul 18 00:43:06 ?   Starfyre comes back
Jul 18 00:43:06 <Firerain>   fine fine
Jul 18 00:43:18 <Starfyre>   i brought you a sandwich anski :3
Jul 18 00:43:22 <Anski>   good
Jul 18 00:43:23 <Anski>   bring it to me
Jul 18 00:43:28 <Firerain>   suck up
Jul 18 00:43:31 ?   Starfyre brings anski a sandwich
Jul 18 00:43:35 ?   Firerain throws a rock at Starfyre.
Jul 18 00:43:38 <Anski>   get the fuck out of my office what are you doing
Jul 18 00:43:41 <zxm>   Let's smoke pot, so you guys will chill
Jul 18 00:43:43 <Anski>   can you not read
Jul 18 00:43:43 <Starfyre>   lol
Jul 18 00:43:45 <Starfyre>   no
Jul 18 00:43:52 <Anski>   what the fuck are you doing in this office
Jul 18 00:44:08 ?   zxm ...
Jul 18 00:44:11 <Anski>   GET OUT
Jul 18 00:44:13 ?   Anski throws a book
Jul 18 00:44:28 ?   Starfyre gets out and eats his chick-fil-a :]
Jul 18 00:44:36 <Anski>   ungrateful fuck
Jul 18 00:44:52 <Irock>   https://www.7chan.org/s/src/124779605195.jpg
Jul 18 00:44:55 <Irock>   makeup is terrible
Jul 18 00:44:59 <Irock>   whore makeup is a turn off
Jul 18 00:45:00 <Anski>   alright
Jul 18 00:45:04 <Anski>   lunch time is over
Jul 18 00:45:07 <Anski>   get back to work
Jul 18 00:45:08 <Anski>   all of you
Jul 18 00:45:09 <zxm>   7chan come on
Jul 18 00:45:09 <Anski>   and irock
Jul 18 00:45:12 <Anski>   you sent me that email
Jul 18 00:45:13 <Firerain>   what is my job
Jul 18 00:45:16 <Anski>   stop looking at whores
Jul 18 00:45:19 <Irock>   4chan is down
Jul 18 00:45:22 <Irock>   :<
Jul 18 00:45:26 <Anski>   firerain you're the fucking human services department
Jul 18 00:45:30 <zxm>   No its not
Jul 18 00:45:31 <Anski>   start telling people to stop being lazy
Jul 18 00:45:34 <zxm>   its up now :>
Jul 18 00:45:51 <Starfyre>   what's my job ._.
Jul 18 00:45:59 <Irock>   yo boss
Jul 18 00:46:01 <Irock>   I need a raise
Jul 18 00:46:06 <Anski>   starfyre you can't even read I already asked you what the fuck you were doi- WHAT IROCK?!
Jul 18 00:46:06 <Irock>   B]
Jul 18 00:46:08 <Anski>   NO
Jul 18 00:46:14 <Irock>   I have a uh
Jul 18 00:46:18 <Irock>   family to feed
Jul 18 00:46:18 <Firerain>   what am I like answering phones and telling people to get off their fat asses?
Jul 18 00:46:25 <Starfyre>   i can read
Jul 18 00:46:27 <Anski>   get a second job
Jul 18 00:46:28 <Starfyre>   i just can't read your sign
Jul 18 00:46:34 <Anski>   yes, firerain
Jul 18 00:46:35 <Anski>   STARFYRE
Jul 18 00:46:37 <Anski>   IT'S FUCKING LATIN
Jul 18 00:46:39 <Firerain>   i can do that.
Jul 18 00:46:41 <Irock>   this job takes up 16 hours of my day
Jul 18 00:46:42 <Anski>   HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND
Jul 18 00:46:45 <Starfyre>   i don't speak latin ._.
Jul 18 00:46:45 <Irock>   I need to sleep
Jul 18 00:46:50 <Anski>   irock sleep is for the weak
Jul 18 00:46:54 <Anski>   we give you free fucking coffee
Jul 18 00:46:57 <Anski>   start abusing that
Jul 18 00:47:05 <Irock>   this coffee is shit
Jul 18 00:47:07 <Anski>   goddamn where the fuck did paul go
Jul 18 00:47:11 <Anski>   YOU KNOW WHAT
Jul 18 00:47:14 <Anski>   YOU'RE SHIT
Jul 18 00:47:15 <Irock>   get the starbucks brand, god damn
Jul 18 00:47:18 <Anski>   GET OUT OF MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW
Jul 18 00:47:20 <Anski>   GO
Jul 18 00:47:22 <Irock>   no
Jul 18 00:47:25 <Irock>   look at your office
Jul 18 00:47:32 <Anski>   WHAT ABOUT MY OFFICE
Jul 18 00:47:33 <Irock>   you have all this fancy shit
Jul 18 00:47:35 <Anski>   AND?
Jul 18 00:47:35 <zxm>   What the fuck dudes, I'm trying to work
Jul 18 00:47:36 <Anski>   SUCK IT UP
Jul 18 00:47:38 <Irock>   but you buy the off brand coffe
Jul 18 00:47:41 <Irock>   coffee
Jul 18 00:47:47 <Anski>   COFFEE AIN'T CHEAP
Jul 18 00:47:49 ?   Anski throws a book
Jul 18 00:47:51 <Irock>   look at this chair
Jul 18 00:47:54 <Starfyre>   get some folgers :]
Jul 18 00:47:54 <Anski>   GET OUT AND GET BACK TO WORK
Jul 18 00:47:59 <Irock>   this chair costs a fortune
Jul 18 00:48:10 <zxm>   This suit
Jul 18 00:48:13 <Irock>   I don't even know how to work
Jul 18 00:48:15 <zxm>   Goodwill
Jul 18 00:48:18 <Anski>   Leave my office or you're not getting paid for a year
Jul 18 00:48:24 <zxm>   LOL
Jul 18 00:48:29 <Anski>   GO
Jul 18 00:48:31 <Anski>   GO
Jul 18 00:48:31 <Firerain>   HEY YOU FUCKS I'M TRYING TO WORK
Jul 18 00:48:39 <Anski>   Irock
Jul 18 00:48:40 ?   Firerain tells a guy to go get it himself.
Jul 18 00:48:43 <Irock>   the only reason I sit around browsing the internet is because I never received training :<
Jul 18 00:48:44 <Anski>   you're the fucking mail deliverer
Jul 18 00:48:50 <Anski>   how hard is it to give mail to people
Jul 18 00:48:54 <Anski>   I mean jesus fucking christ
Jul 18 00:49:01 <Anski>   You look at the fucking name
Jul 18 00:49:05 <Anski>   you find the fucking person
Jul 18 00:49:08 <Anski>   and you give them
Jul 18 00:49:10 <Irock>   you put me in a black neighborhood
Jul 18 00:49:10 <Anski>   the fucking
Jul 18 00:49:11 <Anski>   LETTER
Jul 18 00:49:18 <Starfyre>   where is my mail
Jul 18 00:49:18 <Irock>   you try delivering mail there
Jul 18 00:49:21 <Anski>   IROCK YOU NEVER EVEN LEAVE THE OFFICE TO DO YOUR JOB
Jul 18 00:49:32 <Anski>   WE'RE IN A HIGH CLASS COMMUNE NEIGHBORHOOD
Jul 18 00:49:33 <Irock>   FINE
Jul 18 00:49:37 <Starfyre>   irock i want my mail
Jul 18 00:49:40 <Starfyre>   :>
Jul 18 00:49:42 <Irock>   YOU WANT ME TO GO GIVE PEOPLE MAIL
Jul 18 00:49:44 <Irock>   I'LL DO IT
Jul 18 00:49:45 <Anski>   YES
Jul 18 00:49:45 <Anski>   GO
Jul 18 00:49:48 <Anski>   GET OUT OF MY FUCKING OFFICE
Jul 18 00:49:52 <Starfyre>   WHAT DO I DO
Jul 18 00:49:52 <Anski>   AND MAKE SURE TO CLOSE THE DOOR
Jul 18 00:49:56 <Irock>   BUT DON'T BE SUPRISED WHEN PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT ME SHITTING ON THEIR LAWNS
Jul 18 00:50:01 <Anski>   STARFYRE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DUMB
Jul 18 00:50:05 <Irock>   BECAUSE THE PUBLIC RESTROOMS IN THAT AREA ARE NOT CLEAN
Jul 18 00:50:06 <Starfyre>   YES
Jul 18 00:50:07 <Firerain>   "Sir, quit being a lazy fuck and do it yourself."
Jul 18 00:50:08 <Starfyre>   NO
Jul 18 00:50:10 <Anski>   YOU FUCKING CHECK THE ACCOUNTS
Jul 18 00:50:12 <Firerain>   there, a total of two phone calls today.
Jul 18 00:50:15 <Starfyre>   OK
Jul 18 00:50:17 <Anski>   TO MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO ERRORS
Jul 18 00:50:19 <Firerain>   I feel fufilled.
Jul 18 00:50:20 <Starfyre>   I'LL CHECK SOME ACCOUNTS
Jul 18 00:50:24 <Anski>   AND YOU CLEAN THE BATHROOMS
Jul 18 00:50:30 <zxm>   DO WE LIKE SELL PAPER OR SOMETHING?
Jul 18 00:50:34 <Starfyre>   THAT'S ZACH JACK'S JOB
Jul 18 00:50:38 <Anski>   WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING IN MY OFFICE GET THE FUCK OUT
Jul 18 00:50:41 <zxm>   YEAH
Jul 18 00:50:44 <Anski>   GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE
Jul 18 00:50:44 <Starfyre>   HE SAID HIS OFFICE IS IN THE BATHROOM
Jul 18 00:50:48 <zxm>   I HAVE THE ROM OF THE BATHROOM
Jul 18 00:50:59 <Starfyre>   I'LL GO CHECK SOME ACCOUNTS
Jul 18 00:51:00 <zxm>   ITS COOL GUYS I'LL GET TO IT
Jul 18 00:51:01 <Anski>   YOU'RE MELEES ASSISTANT
Jul 18 00:51:06 ?   Starfyre CHECKS ACCOUNTS
Jul 18 00:51:13 ?   Anski slams office door
Jul 18 00:51:20 <Anski>   goddamn where the fuck is paul
Jul 18 00:51:24 <Anski>   and bobby
Jul 18 00:51:25 <zxm>   People
Jul 18 00:51:25 ?   Firerain goes onto to RMRK, trolls forums.
Jul 18 00:51:28 <Anski>   and chistopher
Jul 18 00:51:35 <zxm>   We have no cleaning supplies
Jul 18 00:51:43 <Starfyre>   boil your piss
Jul 18 00:51:43 ?   Anski sits down in chair
Jul 18 00:51:47 <Starfyre>   it brings out the ammonia
Jul 18 00:51:51 <Starfyre>   ammonia cleans
Jul 18 00:51:51 <Anski>   fucking people can't understand anything
Jul 18 00:51:55 ?   Anski puts legs up on desk
Jul 18 00:51:55 <zxm>   Really?
Jul 18 00:51:56 <Firerain>   i'm working.
Jul 18 00:51:58 <Starfyre>   yeah
Jul 18 00:52:09 ?   Anski turns on intercom
Jul 18 00:52:10 <Anski>   GUYS
Jul 18 00:52:12 <Firerain>   I've taken two phones calls today.
Jul 18 00:52:14 <Firerain>   two.
Jul 18 00:52:15 <Anski>   FIRERAIN IS TRYING TO WORK
Jul 18 00:52:18 <Anski>   SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jul 18 00:52:21 ?   Anski turns intercom off
Jul 18 00:52:32 <zxm>   I'M TRYING TO BOIL MY PISS I'M PEE SHY
Jul 18 00:52:46 <zxm>   Thank you.
Jul 18 00:53:00 ?   zxm boils piss
Jul 18 00:53:02 <Firerain>   THIS PLACE IS FULL OF TESTERONE,
Jul 18 00:53:04 <Starfyre>   wait what are these accounts for
Jul 18 00:53:06 <Firerain>   WE NEED SOME FEMALES
Jul 18 00:53:07 <Firerain>   FUCK.
Jul 18 00:53:35 <TheVoice>   well if you guys didnt sexually harass everyone woman who coems through that door
Jul 18 00:53:36 <TheVoice>   we wouldnt have this problem
Jul 18 00:53:39 <TheVoice>   now would we?
Jul 18 00:53:40 <Starfyre>   i don't :>
Jul 18 00:53:40 <zxm>   Yeah
Jul 18 00:53:46 <Starfyre>   i just check accounts
Jul 18 00:53:46 ?   Firerain throws his computer across the office.
Jul 18 00:53:48 <Firerain>   RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jul 18 00:53:55 <zxm>   OH SHIT
Jul 18 00:53:58 <TheVoice>   there's also your outbursts of rage
Jul 18 00:54:02 <Anski>   FIRERAIN
Jul 18 00:54:03 <Anski>   WHAT THE FUCK
Jul 18 00:54:04 <TheVoice>   I mean, women generally don't like that.
Jul 18 00:54:06 ?   Anski opens office door
Jul 18 00:54:10 <Starfyre>   i just check accounts :>
Jul 18 00:54:12 <Anski>   WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE
Jul 18 00:54:15 <Anski>   COMING OUT OF YOUR OFFICE
Jul 18 00:54:19 <Firerain>   It was starfyre, sir.
Jul 18 00:54:25 <Anski>   WHAT
Jul 18 00:54:27 <Anski>   STUBBLEBUTT
Jul 18 00:54:29 <Anski>   WHAT THE FUCK
Jul 18 00:54:30 <Starfyre>   UH
Jul 18 00:54:31 <Starfyre>   UH
Jul 18 00:54:34 <Anski>   DID YOU THROW YOUR COMPUTER FOR
Jul 18 00:54:34 <Starfyre>   I WAS CHECKING AN ACCOUNT
Jul 18 00:54:38 <Starfyre>   AND FIRERAIN
Jul 18 00:54:42 <Starfyre>   THREW HIS COMPUTER AT ME
Jul 18 00:54:45 <Starfyre>   ;-;
Jul 18 00:54:45 <Anski>   BULLSHIT
Jul 18 00:54:51 <TheVoice>   He didn't throw his computer, he threw firerain's computer.
Jul 18 00:54:52 <zxm>   HE'S GOING SUPER SAIYAN
Jul 18 00:54:56 <Anski>   THAT STICKER COVERED COMPUTER
Jul 18 00:54:58 <Anski>   IS CLEARLY YOURS
Jul 18 00:55:02 <Starfyre>   UH
Jul 18 00:55:04 <Anski>   LOOK AT THE FUCKING UNICORNS ON IT
Jul 18 00:55:07 <Starfyre>   I DON'T COVER MY COMPUTER IN STICKERS
Jul 18 00:55:09 <Anski>   IT JUST SCERAMS STUBBLEFIELD
Jul 18 00:55:11 <Anski>   YES YOU DO
Jul 18 00:55:13 <Starfyre>   WHAT
Jul 18 00:55:18 <Starfyre>   NO I DON'T
Jul 18 00:55:19 <Anski>   PICK UP YOUR COMPUTER AND GET TO WORK
Jul 18 00:55:21 ?   Anski slams door
Jul 18 00:55:23 <zxm>   Everyone that isn't crazy, run away.
Jul 18 00:55:27 <Starfyre>   OK
Jul 18 00:55:36 <zxm>   Seriously, this guy is going to kill us
Jul 18 00:55:40 <Starfyre>   WHAT KIND OF ACCOUNTS AM I CHECKING
Jul 18 00:55:41 <TheVoice>   I don't think there is anyone sane left
Jul 18 00:55:51 ?   Anski turns on intercom
Jul 18 00:55:51 <Anski>   FIRERAIN
Jul 18 00:55:52 <zxm>   Like, how much are we bein paied?
Jul 18 00:55:53 <TheVoice>   starfyre: the automotive accounts
Jul 18 00:55:54 <Anski>   YOU'RE HUMAN SERVICES
Jul 18 00:55:55 <Firerain>   Sir?
Jul 18 00:55:59 <Anski>   TELL STARFYRE WHAT THE FUCK TO DO
Jul 18 00:56:02 ?   Anski turns intercom off
Jul 18 00:56:06 <Starfyre>   what automotives accounts
Jul 18 00:56:11 <Firerain>   STARFYRE CHECK OUR FUCKING COMPANY ACCOUNTS
Jul 18 00:56:16 <TheVoice>   the automotive accounts
Jul 18 00:56:18 <Starfyre>   UH
Jul 18 00:56:18 <zxm>   I thought we sold paper...
Jul 18 00:56:23 <Starfyre>   WHAT DO WE SELL
Jul 18 00:56:27 <TheVoice>   do you even know how to do your job
Jul 18 00:56:28 <TheVoice>   jesus christ
Jul 18 00:56:32 ?   Anski turns on intercom
Jul 18 00:56:33 <Starfyre>   NO
Jul 18 00:56:34 <Anski>   Starfyre
Jul 18 00:56:36 <Starfyre>   :]
Jul 18 00:56:39 <Anski>   Please report to my office ASAP.
Jul 18 00:56:41 <TheVoice>   this is why you're everyone's coffee bitch
Jul 18 00:56:42 ?   Anski turns off intercom
Jul 18 00:56:47 ?   Starfyre reports to anski's office
Jul 18 00:56:47 <zxm>   Ahhh you're in shit
Jul 18 00:56:53 <Firerain>   ooooooooooooooooooooo
Jul 18 00:56:53 <Anski>   Take a seat
Jul 18 00:56:55 <Anski>   close the door
Jul 18 00:57:01 ?   Starfyre takes a seat and closes the door
Jul 18 00:57:02 <Starfyre>   e3e;
Jul 18 00:57:03 <Anski>   Listen, stubblefield.
Jul 18 00:57:11 <Anski>   I know you have three children and a husband
Jul 18 00:57:15 <Starfyre>   :I
Jul 18 00:57:15 <zxm>   lol
Jul 18 00:57:22 <Anski>   but let me tell you a story
Jul 18 00:57:23 <Anski>   one time
Jul 18 00:57:26 <Anski>   there was a man named kevin
Jul 18 00:57:33 <Anski>   who worked in an automotive office
Jul 18 00:57:37 <Anski>   then he didn't know what to do
Jul 18 00:57:42 <Anski>   so he cleaned out his desk by five
Jul 18 00:57:45 <Anski>   get the fuck out of my office
Jul 18 00:57:45 <Starfyre>   do we sell cars
Jul 18 00:57:46 ?   Strike_Reyhi plays xbox on his flatscreen he bought with irocks pay
Jul 18 00:57:47 <Starfyre>   :[
Jul 18 00:57:59 <Anski>   GO
Jul 18 00:58:01 ?   Firerain joins Strike.
Jul 18 00:58:09 <Strike_Reyhi>   get out of my office
Jul 18 00:58:15 ?   Anski turns on intercom
Jul 18 00:58:20 <Anski>   Kaden
Jul 18 00:58:23 <Firerain>   What
Jul 18 00:58:27 <Anski>   make sure starfyre cleans out his desk by five
Jul 18 00:58:30 <Firerain>   k.
Jul 18 00:58:31 <Anski>   if he's a minute over
Jul 18 00:58:33 <Anski>   shoot him
Jul 18 00:58:36 <Anski>   aim for the head
Jul 18 00:58:36 <Firerain>   Alright.
Jul 18 00:58:43 <Starfyre>   ;-;
Jul 18 00:58:43 ?   Anski turns off intercom
Jul 18 00:58:44 <TheVoice>   hey uh
Jul 18 00:58:44 <Firerain>   STUBBLEFUCK GO GET YOUR SHIT.
Jul 18 00:58:49 ?   TheVoice enters Anski
Jul 18 00:58:52 <TheVoice>   hey uh anski
Jul 18 00:58:53 ?   Starfyre cleans out my desk
Jul 18 00:58:56 <TheVoice>   look you didn't hear this from me
Jul 18 00:58:57 <TheVoice>   but
Jul 18 00:59:01 ?   Starfyre throws my shit at anski's door
Jul 18 00:59:03 <zxm>   I'm glad no one has yelled at me fuck
Jul 18 00:59:05 <TheVoice>   some of the associates are complaining that you abuse the intercom
Jul 18 00:59:08 <Anski>   WHAT THE FUCK STARFYRE
Jul 18 00:59:09 ?   Firerain pops Starfyre in the head.
Jul 18 00:59:16 <Anski>   oh, he's dead
Jul 18 00:59:19 <Starfyre>   ._>
Jul 18 00:59:21 <Anski>   anyway, continue, girugamesh
Jul 18 00:59:29 <Firerain>   where's the fucking janitor
Jul 18 00:59:32 <zxm>   What that kiled him
Jul 18 00:59:32 <Firerain>   there's blood everywhere
Jul 18 00:59:33 <TheVoice>   yeah basically someone complained to roph
Jul 18 00:59:36 <Firerain>   it's all over your door
Jul 18 00:59:38 <TheVoice>   about you abusing the intercom
Jul 18 00:59:41 <TheVoice>   just thought you should know
Jul 18 00:59:42 <Anski>   interesting, let me tell you a story
Jul 18 00:59:46 <Anski>   one time, there was a man named gilga
Jul 18 00:59:48 <zxm>   RELAX I"LL FIX HIM
Jul 18 00:59:52 <Anski>   and he ratted on someone
Jul 18 00:59:54 <Strike_Reyhi>   Firerain: we actually just have neil flynn
Jul 18 00:59:58 <Anski>   and then he got me some coffee
Jul 18 00:59:59 <TheVoice>   he got promoted?
Jul 18 01:00:04 <Anski>   or he's cleaning out his desk by 3:15
Jul 18 01:00:04 <Firerain>   oh I see.
Jul 18 01:00:09 <Starfyre>   does this mean i'm not getting that raise anski?
Jul 18 01:00:11 <Strike_Reyhi>   he doesn't really clean anything
Jul 18 01:00:16 <TheVoice>   see
Jul 18 01:00:18 <Firerain>   well shit
Jul 18 01:00:19 <TheVoice>   I don't have a desk
Jul 18 01:00:20 ?   Anski turns on the intercom
Jul 18 01:00:22 <Strike_Reyhi>   we pay him to act like the janitor from scrubs
Jul 18 01:00:27 <Anski>   Kaden
Jul 18 01:00:32 <Firerain>   Yes?
Jul 18 01:00:34 <Anski>   shoot starfyre again, he's still kinda responsive
Jul 18 01:00:39 ?   Anski turns off the intercom
Jul 18 01:00:43 <Strike_Reyhi>   ooh i wanna do it
Jul 18 01:00:48 <TheVoice>   to be honest, I don't even work here anymore
Jul 18 01:00:50 <zxm>   We need to hack the 'com
Jul 18 01:00:51 ?   Firerain stands over starftre, puts gun in his mouth, pulls the trigger.
Jul 18 01:00:54 <Anski>   Really, do we still pay you?
Jul 18 01:00:54 <TheVoice>   I just keep coming in because I have nothing better to do.
Jul 18 01:00:56 <Firerain>   starfyre*
Jul 18 01:00:58 ?   Strike_Reyhi pulls a magnum out of his desk
Jul 18 01:01:05 <TheVoice>   sometimes you forget that you don't pay me
Jul 18 01:01:07 ?   Starfyre voids his bowels on firerain's feet
Jul 18 01:01:13 <TheVoice>   so, maybe?
Jul 18 01:01:14 ?   Strike_Reyhi shoots Starfyre
Jul 18 01:01:19 <Anski>   mhm. Well, go get me some coffee and i'll give you Crankeye's old office
Jul 18 01:01:21 ?   Firerain curbstomps what's left of Starfyre's face.
Jul 18 01:01:29 ?   Strike_Reyhi eats his meatball sub
Jul 18 01:01:33 <Starfyre>   firerain has poop on his feet
Jul 18 01:01:33 <zxm>   Why does everyone kill Star?
Jul 18 01:01:34 <TheVoice>   how do you like your coffee?
Jul 18 01:01:36 <Irock>   uhhhhh
Jul 18 01:01:38 <TheVoice>   black, like your soul?
Jul 18 01:01:43 <Irock>   I just got back from mail duty
Jul 18 01:01:45 <Strike_Reyhi>   Anski: that's rophs
Jul 18 01:01:45 <TheVoice>   or loaded with neurotoxins
Jul 18 01:01:46 <Firerain>   Somebody is going to have dispose of the body.
Jul 18 01:01:46 <Anski>   regular, lots of sugar, one cream
Jul 18 01:01:47 <Irock>   and I sort of set a house on fire
Jul 18 01:01:49 <Irock>   ._.
Jul 18 01:01:52 <Firerain>   or it's going to fucking smell in here.
Jul 18 01:01:55 <Anski>   and John
Jul 18 01:01:58 <Anski>   refer to me as mr. keller
Jul 18 01:02:03 <Strike_Reyhi>   fine
Jul 18 01:02:04 <zxm>   I say we let him go!
Jul 18 01:02:07 <Irock>   :]]]
Jul 18 01:02:09 <Anski>   now what did you have to say
Jul 18 01:02:19 <Firerain>   Body, hallway, blood all over your door.
Jul 18 01:02:28 <Irock>   uh
Jul 18 01:02:33 <Anski>   Listen, John Spetsnaz, take a seat, close the door.
Jul 18 01:02:35 <Irock>   Mr. Killer
Jul 18 01:02:36 <Irock>   I mean
Jul 18 01:02:38 <Irock>   Keller
Jul 18 01:02:39 ?   TheVoice gets Anski a coffee, with extra cyanide
Jul 18 01:02:39 <Anski>   Let me tell you a story
Jul 18 01:02:44 <Anski>   Thanks, girugamesh
Jul 18 01:02:49 ?   Anski drinks coffee
Jul 18 01:02:52 <TheVoice>   you're welcome
Jul 18 01:02:55 <Irock>   fine, I'll just look at whores
Jul 18 01:02:56 <Anski>   Alright, John, let me tell you a story
Jul 18 01:02:57 <Irock>   B]
Jul 18 01:02:59 <Strike_Reyhi>   Mr. Keller I believe you forget i have an office too
Jul 18 01:03:00 <Anski>   one time
Jul 18 01:03:05 <Anski>   there was a man named john
Jul 18 01:03:13 <Strike_Reyhi>   lemme guess
Jul 18 01:03:15 <Anski>   and he questioned my authority
Jul 18 01:03:16 <Strike_Reyhi>   he was the demons
Jul 18 01:03:20 <Anski>   so he cleaned out his desk by five
Jul 18 01:03:22 <Anski>   and yes
Jul 18 01:03:24 ?   Firerain tries to fit Starfyre's body into the paper-shredder.
Jul 18 01:03:27 <Anski>   he was the demons
Jul 18 01:03:28 <Firerain>   fuck this isn't working.
Jul 18 01:03:30 <Strike_Reyhi>   well guess what
Jul 18 01:03:37 <Strike_Reyhi>   you don't have the authority to fire me
Jul 18 01:03:42 <Anski>   really?
Jul 18 01:03:43 <Anski>   well
Jul 18 01:03:47 <Irock>   firerain, try burning it
Jul 18 01:03:47 <Anski>   I do have the authority to do this
Jul 18 01:03:48 <Starfyre>   lol why would you put me in a paper shredder ._.
Jul 18 01:03:51 ?   Anski pulls out a shotgun
Jul 18 01:03:54 ?   Anski cocks shotgun
Jul 18 01:03:56 <Irock>   starfyre's dead
Jul 18 01:04:00 ?   Anski shoots Strike in the head
Jul 18 01:04:01 <TheVoice>   I have the authority to do this
Jul 18 01:04:06 *   Starfyre is now known as Starghost
Jul 18 01:04:07 ?   TheVoice eats Strike
Jul 18 01:04:07 <Strike_Reyhi>   you missed
Jul 18 01:04:14 <zxm>   lol
Jul 18 01:04:20 <Strike_Reyhi>   anski is a really bad shot
Jul 18 01:04:21 <zxm>   Oooookay
Jul 18 01:04:23 ?   Firerain throws Starfyre's body off the roof.
Jul 18 01:04:23 <Anski>   You are now working your way through gilgas inner system
Jul 18 01:04:23 ?   Starghost pees on irock's face
Jul 18 01:04:26 <Firerain>   s'all good.
Jul 18 01:04:27 <zxm>   I'm going to Tim Hortons.
Jul 18 01:04:28 <Strike_Reyhi>   no
Jul 18 01:04:32 <Anski>   yes
Jul 18 01:04:33 ?   zxm leaves
Jul 18 01:04:34 <TheVoice>   my stomach is speaking
Jul 18 01:04:35 <Strike_Reyhi>   gilga is just gnawing on my arm
Jul 18 01:04:39 <Strike_Reyhi>   it's sorta annoying
Jul 18 01:04:42 <Anski>   Gilga, since you and Strike are now one
Jul 18 01:04:44 <Anski>   clean out his desk
Jul 18 01:04:48 <TheVoice>   sure thing
Jul 18 01:04:48 ?   Anski pulls out a chainsaw
Jul 18 01:04:49 <Anski>   use this
Jul 18 01:04:56 <Strike_Reyhi>   anski you ruined the fun
Jul 18 01:04:59 <Strike_Reyhi>   you suck
Jul 18 01:05:01 <Strike_Reyhi>   go away
Jul 18 01:05:01 <Anski>   i'll ruin you
Jul 18 01:05:04 <TheVoice>   shut up strike
Jul 18 01:05:12 <TheVoice>   I have to put up with your ass all day
Jul 18 01:05:14 <TheVoice>   and you just talk
Jul 18 01:05:14 <TheVoice>   so much
Jul 18 01:05:17 <Firerain>   IROCK
Jul 18 01:05:18 <TheVoice>   if we're going to be one
Jul 18 01:05:19 <Strike_Reyhi>   gilga
Jul 18 01:05:22 <TheVoice>   you have to learn to shut the fuck up
Jul 18 01:05:23 <Firerain>   COME CLEAN THIS FUCKING BLOOD GOD DAMN
Jul 18 01:05:23 <Strike_Reyhi>   remember that time
Jul 18 01:05:26 <Strike_Reyhi>   when you went
Jul 18 01:05:29 <Strike_Reyhi>   BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Jul 18 01:05:33 <Strike_Reyhi>   i do.
Jul 18 01:05:33 ?   Starghost pees on firerain's desk
Jul 18 01:05:37 <Anski>   Gilga
Jul 18 01:05:39 <Irock>   FIRERAIN FUCK YOU ONLY THE BOSS CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Jul 18 01:05:42 <Anski>   unclench your stomach
Jul 18 01:05:46 <Anski>   I need to punch you to shut him up
Jul 18 01:05:51 <TheVoice>   no, I remember the time you went BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and everyone thought it was me because you're inside me
Jul 18 01:05:53 <Firerain>   THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME WE MURDERED MATTSAYSFOOEY.
Jul 18 01:05:57 <TheVoice>   hmm... okay, go for it
Jul 18 01:05:58 <Firerain>   THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE.
Jul 18 01:06:04 ?   Anski punches gilga in the stomach
Jul 18 01:06:06 <Irock>   HOLD ON I'LL GET A MOP
Jul 18 01:06:09 <Anski>   SHUT UP STRIKE AND DISSOLVE ALREADY
Jul 18 01:06:11 <Strike_Reyhi>   i remember it like it's in my chatlogs
Jul 18 01:06:13 <Anski>   ok what the fuck firerain
Jul 18 01:06:15 ?   TheVoice coughs up strike
Jul 18 01:06:15 <Strike_Reyhi>   which it isn't
Jul 18 01:06:17 <Irock>   WHY DID STARFYRE HAVE SO MUCH BLOOD IN HIM
Jul 18 01:06:18 <Anski>   why are the vents flooding with blood
Jul 18 01:06:27 <Firerain>   I uh
Jul 18 01:06:30 <Firerain>   ...
Jul 18 01:06:32 <Anski>   look at this shit kaden
Jul 18 01:06:33 <Firerain>   disposed of the body.
Jul 18 01:06:35 <Strike_Reyhi>   you bawwed out of the chatroom because roph took your ops
Jul 18 01:06:39 <Anski>   it's getting my knees soaking wet
Jul 18 01:06:41 <Strike_Reyhi>   because you were abusing it
Jul 18 01:06:41 <zxm>   AH GUYS THE FUCKING COPS ARE OUTSIDE
Jul 18 01:06:46 <Firerain>   fuck.
Jul 18 01:06:46 <TheVoice>   rofl
Jul 18 01:06:58 <zxm>   WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO
Jul 18 01:06:58 <Firerain>   if anyone asks it was Paul.
Jul 18 01:06:59 <Strike_Reyhi>   bounced you back to a cubicle
Jul 18 01:07:04 <Anski>   get this blood somewhere else that isn't the water cooler
Jul 18 01:07:06 <Firerain>   YOU SAY IT WAS PAUL AND ACT FUCKING COOL.
Jul 18 01:07:11 <TheVoice>   strike you don't understand what happened at all
Jul 18 01:07:11 <Anski>   or you're cleaning out your desk by 2:20
Jul 18 01:07:20 <Anski>   look at the time it's 2:10
Jul 18 01:07:23 <Anski>   get busy
Jul 18 01:07:25 <Strike_Reyhi>   they're after you zxm for when you made porn on the internet
Jul 18 01:07:27 <zxm>   lol\
Jul 18 01:07:27 ?   Anski slams office door
Jul 18 01:07:37 <Strike_Reyhi>   TheVoice: i'm just being a jerk
Jul 18 01:07:38 <zxm>   GOD DAMN SHE WAS 18!
Jul 18 01:07:44 ?   Starghost shits's on kaden's desk
Jul 18 01:07:50 <Strike_Reyhi>   and anyone who was there only saw that half of it
Jul 18 01:07:55 <Anski>   Alright you know what
Jul 18 01:07:58 <Anski>   someone revive starfyre
Jul 18 01:08:01 <zxm>   I got banned
Jul 18 01:08:01 <Anski>   gilga spit strike out
Jul 18 01:08:04 <Anski>   let's go home early
Jul 18 01:08:05 <Anski>   this is too much
Jul 18 01:08:06 <zxm>   :<
Jul 18 01:08:13 <Firerain>   Just another day at the office.
Jul 18 01:08:14 <Anski>   melee you stay and clean up this river of blood in accounting
Jul 18 01:08:21 <Anski>   make sure to lock up when you're done
Jul 18 01:08:22 <zxm>   Damnit
Jul 18 01:08:23 <Firerain>   no no, I have a better idea for Kevin, Mr.Keller.
Jul 18 01:08:25 <zxm>   Ahh
Jul 18 01:08:29 <zxm>   lock up ehhhhh
Jul 18 01:08:34 <zxm>   Will soooo
Jul 18 01:08:36 <Strike_Reyhi>   well since we already have a river of blood
Jul 18 01:08:36 ?   Firerain vacuums Kevin up.
Jul 18 01:08:40 <Strike_Reyhi>   can i kill irock?
Jul 18 01:08:41 <Firerain>   later bro.
Jul 18 01:08:47 ?   Anski leaves office
Jul 18 01:08:56 <TheVoice>   Immortal Technique/Paris - Field friendly black fellow Boogie (XLR8R Remix)
Jul 18 01:09:12 <Firerain>   Fuck it, who wants to go to the bar?
Jul 18 01:09:12 <Strike_Reyhi>   MEGAS XLR
Jul 18 01:09:13 <zxm>   Guys, we just rp'd
Jul 18 01:09:21 <Strike_Reyhi>   zxm: hardly
Jul 18 01:09:27 <Firerain>   this shit needs to be chatlogged
Jul 18 01:09:30 <zxm>   But it was fun
Jul 18 01:09:31 <Starghost>   we were ourselves
Jul 18 01:09:31 <TheVoice>   today was pretty fucked up
Jul 18 01:09:33 <Anski>   firerain
Jul 18 01:09:33 <Starghost>   in the future
Jul 18 01:09:34 <TheVoice>   I could use a goddamn drink
Jul 18 01:09:34 <Anski>   chatlog
Jul 18 01:09:51 <zxm>   We kill men
Jul 18 01:09:52 <Anski>   this happens like
Jul 18 01:09:55 <Anski>   one time every three months

<Malrain> anyway joke aside, i really want this [22:06:05] <@Anski> I think sarah is masturbating now
<Malrain> er fuck
<Anski> ...
<Malrain> one sec
<Anski> wow
<Anski>  /golfclap

[18:34] <Dr_Sword> http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs162.snc1/6080_1179030472198_1121233166_553039_4400939_n.jpg Nouman and his boyfriend visit disney land with their adopted daughter
[18:35] <Irock> lol
[18:35] <Irock> we see who got the looks in Nouman's family
[18:36] <Dr_Sword> of course
[18:36] <Dr_Sword> Nouman only has one look
[18:36] <Irock> LOL

<Dr_Sword> Roph take a picture of yourself wearing one of her thongs
*Around 5 minutes later*
<Roph> http://i29.tinypic.com/11se812.jpg

hahahahaha

<zxm> Spencer puts it in
<zxm> against my wishes

* mattimus (~halosucks@83F7B7F4.1A61FF94.9BAFF94D.IP) has joined #crankeye
* ChanServ gives voice to mattimus
<mattimus> yeah concert today woooot
* mattimus has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Dr_Sword)))
-NickServ- Ghost with your nickname has been killed.
<Dr_Sword> B)
* mattimus (~halosucks@83F7B7F4.1A61FF94.9BAFF94D.IP) has joined #crankeye
* ChanServ gives voice to mattimus
* mattimus has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Dr_Sword)))
-NickServ- Ghost with your nickname has been killed.
<Dr_Sword> B)

* nite (7aa26265@PSI-E48278A4.mibbit.com) has joined #crankeye
* ChanServ gives voice to nite
<nite> fuck this slow shit
<Skanker> is that you nightwolf
<Skanker> did you just swear

* mattimus (~halosucks@83F7B7F4.1A61FF94.9BAFF94D.IP) has joined #crankeye
* ChanServ gives voice to mattimus
<mattimus> yeah concert today woooot
* mattimus has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Dr_Sword)))
-NickServ- Ghost with your nickname has been killed.
<Dr_Sword> B)
* mattimus (~halosucks@83F7B7F4.1A61FF94.9BAFF94D.IP) has joined #crankeye
* ChanServ gives voice to mattimus
* mattimus has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Dr_Sword)))
-NickServ- Ghost with your nickname has been killed.
<Dr_Sword> B)

awesome

<Zombie> Irock: not porn
<Zombie> it's manga

<Ego> Shut up
<Irock> shut up
<Irock> waste of fucking space
<Irock> if I could go back in time I'd suck your dad's dick 3 times before he fucked your mother just so you couldn't be born

[17:49] <Irock> people go to chuck e cheese for the games and ball pit and tunnels that kids shit in
[17:49] <Irock> so it's a fun zone
[17:50] <Malson\peace> i'm pretty sure people go to chuck e cheese because there's pizza, too
[17:50] <Irock> their pizza is shit
[17:50] <Irock> from what I remember
[17:50] <Malson\peace> so is their tunnels

I like their pizza.

I haven't been there since I was in the 4th grade 7 or so years ago.

Maybe it's improved.

<Dr_Sword> you know how they tested plate armor in west europe?
<Dr_Sword> They shot a gun at it
<Irock> they should do that to test our president

<Dr_Sword> you have to eat 32 watermelons
<Dr_Sword> to have the same effect as viagra
<Dr_Sword> "The research comes from the US' Texas Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Centre. "
<Dr_Sword> that's why I heard about it first ._.
<Dr_Sword> WHY NIGGERS GOT BIG DICKS?
<Dr_Sword> WE MUST INVESTIGATE
<Dr_Sword> WHAT DO NIGGERS EAT?
<Dr_Sword> WATERMELONS
<Dr_Sword> SCIENCE
<Dr_Sword> WATERMELONS....
<Dr_Sword> = VIAGRA

* Starfyre has changed the topic to: Welcome to #crankeye, home of RMRK.net and Crankeye.org | Dr_Sword is cool | Starfyre is gay



<NAMKCOR> i have to teach my brother how to use a flash cart
<NAMKCOR> so that I can print his report
<NAMKCOR> it's a psychology report lol
<Starfyre> has his class told him he's retarded yet?

<Dr_Sword> My girlfriend learned today to stop asking me "What are you thinking about" and start asking "What are you fantasizing about"
<Irock> then the pizza guy came
<Irock> then you stopped daydreaming
<Irock> and said
<Irock> "nothing"

[01:28] <Irock> don't put too much on your plate
[01:28] <Irock> if your belly aint willing to mate
[01:28] <Malson> that's a rhyme i can appreciate
[01:28] <Irock> brb masturbate
[01:29] <Irock> back, hope I'm not too late
[01:30] <Malson> irock wasnt able to ejaculate
[01:30] <Malson> that's something that would easily frustrate
[01:30] <Malson> i guess he'll have to wait
[01:30] <Malson> at least until he finds more jailbait

[03:56] <chewey> man
[03:56] <chewey> I love Taxman ._.
[03:58] <Malson> taxman?
[03:58] <Malson> the megaman series gets more depressing every year
[03:59] <Malson> AUDIT BEAM

[02:23:34] <+Irock> I went to this video
[02:23:42] <+Irock> and didn't even look at the video
[02:23:48] <+Irock> and I just looked at the video

[04:11] <Malson> how am i a wrecking ball

[03:00] <Malson> when irock has sex, he's going to draw a dollar sign on his penis and say "put your money where your mouth is"

[23:13] <Zombie> what if I accidentally put my pee pee in your pooper?
[23:13] <Skanker> yes but he probably commited some sin to deserve that!!

[20:30:43] <%Starfyre> irock i beat your game yesterday
[20:30:46] <%Starfyre> now you ahve to be mine

<Malson> i'd just walk in completely naked, with my mum taped over my crotch

same thing.

faggots wear garters Guys.

corrected