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Started by Roph, December 09, 2006, 06:45:57 AM

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Roph

[12:42] <Roph> !fortune
[12:42] <BlottBott> Fortune Cookie Say: You are not illiterate!!
[12:42] <Roph> ty '];
[12:42] <Roph> !fortune
[12:42] <BlottBott> Fortune Cookie Say: Don't cry.
[12:42] <Roph> k ;o;
[12:43] <Roph> !fortune
[12:43] <BlottBott> Fortune Cookie Say: Love your neighbor, just don't get caught.
[12:43] <Roph> oh I will ;]
[12:43] <Roph> !fortune
[12:43] <BlottBott> Fortune Cookie Say: A pleasant surprise is in store for you tonight.
[12:43] <Roph> u bet :*
[12:43] <Roph> !fortune
[12:43] <BlottBott> Fortune Cookie Say: Don't be sad.
[12:43] <Roph> I'm not now, thanks to you :)
[12:43] <Roph> !fortune
[12:43] <BlottBott> Fortune Cookie Say: A virtual fortune cookie will not satisfy your hunger like that of a home made one.
[12:43] * Roph is afk: cooking
[12:52] <Strike_Reyhi> FORTUNE COOKIE WAS RIGHT
[12:53] <Strike_Reyhi> SEE? ROPH IS GOING TO MAKE FOOD NOW
[12:56] <Roph> !fortune
[12:56] <BlottBott> Fortune Cookie Say: An extra hand is always welcome.
[12:56] <Roph> help me strike ;]
[12:56] <Roph> !fortune
[12:57] <BlottBott> Fortune Cookie Say: And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man.
[12:57] <Roph> .-. always be open to trying new things I guess
[12:57] <Roph> .-. always be open to trying new things I guess
[12:57] <Roph> !fortune
[12:57] <BlottBott> Fortune Cookie Say: Be daring and you'll win!!
[12:57] <Roph> if I have it so are you
[12:57] <Roph> !fortune
[12:57] <BlottBott> Fortune Cookie Say: Given time, an egg will walk!
[12:57] <Roph> sperm are not eggs
[12:57] <Roph> !fortune
[12:57] <BlottBott> Fortune Cookie Say: Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future!!
[12:57] <Roph> you know I showed you to be wrong
[fright]bringing sexy back[/fright]

Roph

[fright]bringing sexy back[/fright]

Irock

[12:29] <NAMKCOR> ok guys
[12:29] <NAMKCOR> my dad let me in on a secret
[12:29] <NAMKCOR> that mom wants to buy a 360 for christmas, cuz we all want one for different reasons
[12:29] <NAMKCOR> and uhh
[12:29] <NAMKCOR> I'm going to need good reasons
[12:29] <NAMKCOR> to tell him
[12:29] <NAMKCOR> to not put it upstairs
[12:30] <NAMKCOR> so far all I can come up with is that my autistic brother pretty much commandeers the TV all freaking day long, and it'd never get used
[12:30] <NAMKCOR> I also need justification for getting a $99 wireless adapter, or having him run a cable downstairs
[12:30] <NAMKCOR> I am above begging
[12:30] <Dr_Sword> tell him 360s have a higher failure rate at higher altitudes

tSwitch



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tSwitch

8[22:53]   Irock: zombie never washes his hands
8[22:53]   Zombie: no
8[22:53]   Irock: his hand still stinks from when he was born
8[22:53]   Zombie: I washed dishes
8[22:53]   Zombie: like right after


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tSwitch

7[02:03]   NAMKCOR: the first on was Stevie Wonder on twitter
7[02:03]   NAMKCOR: and all the posts were like
7[02:03]   NAMKCOR: apogsihagf jaspodf ak;la'fd
7[02:03]   NAMKCOR: as;lfjhonjv vnnnva;ls dnaf
8[02:03]   FIREMAD: explain the stevie wonder one to me lol
7[02:03]   NAMKCOR: HE'S BLIND
8[02:03]   FIREMAD: oh yeah lol
7[02:03]   NAMKCOR: http://imgur.com/olr4Z.jpg


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Zylos

#1031
00:50   *** Starfyre quit (Quit: )
00:55 Zylos: The numbers are dwindling in here...
00:55   *** Strike_Reyhi quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
00:55 Zylos: See? Yet another one has gone...
00:56 Zylos: Soon, everyone will leave, and it'll be just you and me Roph.
00:56 Zylos: And then, the things I'd do to y- I mean... it'd be very lonely in here. ;-;
00:56 Roph: :*
00:56   *** NAMKCOR joined #crankeye
00:56   +++ ChanServ has given halfop to NAMKCOR
00:56 NAMKCOR: Roph
00:56 NAMKCOR: who is this ultyma guy
00:56 Zylos: AH DAMN IT NAMKCOR.
00:56 Roph: huh =o
00:57 Zylos: You ruined my alone time with Roph. ;-;




Irock

[23:11] <Irock> if I would have had my iPod Touch in my pocket
[23:11] <Irock> I would have cracked his fucking head open
[23:11] <Irock> >B|
[23:11] <NAMKCOR> there's an app for that

tSwitch

8[19:29]   Irock: forest gump ran across this god damn country from coast to coast a billion times
8[19:29]   Irock: and he didn't even have a reason
8[19:29]   joy: retardation


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firerain

<joy> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v648/joymason/rpgmaker/Guilds/CaveStyle-01.png OMG WIP CRAP
<Irock> IT'S A FEMALE CONDOM
<Irock> IS THAT WHAT IT IS
<Irock> THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
<joy> I WOULD NEVER USE ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT
<Irock> ARE YOU SAYING YOU HAVE
<joy> no because they're stupid
<Irock> yeah
<Irock> I wouldn't use one either

proof Irock is actually a woman.

tSwitch

#1035
[22:36]   @Anski: !spin
[22:36]   %BlottBott: *** It's time for Spin The Bottle! ***
[22:36]   @Anski: land on me
[22:36]   %BlottBott: Anski Spins The Bottle And It Lands On....
[22:36]   @Anski: land on me
[22:36]   %BlottBott: ****GhostDog****
[22:36]   +Firerain: lol
[22:36]   @Anski: land on m-
[22:36]   %BlottBott: Anski must kiss GhostDog , pucker up
[22:36]   +GhostDog: This will be true
[22:36]   %NAMKCOR: :O
[22:36]   Anski kicked Anski: GHOST DOG

---

[22:47]   +Firerain: !8ball giant veiny cocks
[22:47]   %BlottBott: Currently scanning the cosmos...
[22:47]   %BlottBott: Scanning...
[22:47]   %BlottBott: Interpreting Signs...
[22:47]   %BlottBott: Firerain : OH GOD YES!


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Irock

[16:41] <Irock> the british military sucks
[16:41] <Irock> >:D
[16:41] <HaloOfTheSun> yeah >:D
[16:41] <HaloOfTheSun> they're only better than Canada's military
[16:41] <HaloOfTheSun> >:D
[16:41] <Irock> and canada's military is like >:D
[16:41] <Irock> 8 people >:D
[16:41] <Irock> and one of them is gay and they're talking about kicking him out >:D
[16:42] <HaloOfTheSun> canada's military is worse than the salvation army >:D
[16:42] <HaloOfTheSun> canada's navy consists of a tugboat >:D
[16:42] <Irock> canada's airforce consists of a parachute >:D
[16:42] <HaloOfTheSun> yeah lol >:D
[16:42] <HaloOfTheSun> that's why firerain is an anarchist >:D

tSwitch

[15:14]   %NAMKCOR: also I dont' give in to peer pressure
[15:14]   %NAMKCOR: or I'd be a druggie/alcoholic right now
[15:15]   @HaloOfTheSun: and straight


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Roph

[22:31] <Firerain> starfyre
[22:31] <Firerain> >:[
[22:31] <Starfyre> wat
[22:32] <Firerain> fuck you!
[22:32] <Starfyre> :[
[fright]bringing sexy back[/fright]

Roph

[08:21] <Roph> do you want a mac pro irock
[08:21] <Irock> why wouldn't I?
[08:22] <Roph> would you rather have
[08:22] <Roph> sex & a relationship with a girl you really like (before starfyre too)
[08:22] <Roph> or
[08:22] <Roph> highest configuration mac pro
[08:22] <Irock> how long would the relationship last?
[08:22] <Roph> it's up to you to maintain / preserve it
[08:23] <Irock> the majority of relationships fail
[08:23] <Irock> mac pro
[08:23] <Roph> and there you have it folks


[08:24] <NAMKCOR> Roph
[08:24] <NAMKCOR> clarify
[08:24] <NAMKCOR> a relationship that lasts
[08:24] <Roph> lol
[08:24] <NAMKCOR> and is fulfilling and happy
[08:24] <NAMKCOR> i.e.
[08:24] <NAMKCOR> worth it
[08:24] <NAMKCOR> or one that will end badly
[08:24] <NAMKCOR> in a devorce/fight something
[08:24] <Roph> it's up to him to maintain / preserve it
[08:24] <NAMKCOR> or is shallow and otherwise unfulfilling
[08:24] <Roph> but he gets it
[08:24] <NAMKCOR> it's up to her too
[08:24] <Roph> and the girl is committed
[08:24] <NAMKCOR> relationships are a two way street
[08:24] <Roph> only if irock fucks it up will it fail
[fright]bringing sexy back[/fright]

strike

<Irock> it's like trying to ride a bike
<Irock> in the ocean
<Roph> from where do you have this experience
<Strike_Reyhi> hey irock

Roph

[00:01] <Irock> what
[00:01] <Irock> McDonald's does not look like this
[00:01] <Irock> there is a television in there
[00:02] <Roph> nearest mcdonalds to me looks like that
[00:03] <Roph> there's a burger king close to it
[00:03] <Roph> they always try
[00:03] <Roph> to one-up each other
[00:03] <Irock> how can that be
[00:03] <Irock> apparently these are common in europe
[00:04] <Roph> we have more class :)
[00:04] <Roph> and we care for our citizens with healthcare, not trying to profit off people's health
[00:04] <Roph> it's a basic right :)
[00:05] <Irock> http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://www.lasvegas-nv.com/brett/viva-mcdonalds-interior.jpg&usg=AFQjCNF7LoWKljbD0aPyk-waQCH8Au2xhg
[00:05] <Irock> whaat
[00:05] <Roph> thus even though we pay much, much less than you do (less than half), we have better health and our life expectancy is higher
[00:05] <Roph> :))))
[00:05] <Irock> yeah if I get an STD someone else should pay for it
[00:06] <Roph> I just find it hilarious
[00:06] <Roph> and also quite sad
[00:07] <Roph> lefties protest war, killing innocent people
[00:07] <Roph> and righties protest healthcare
[00:07] <Roph> lolol
[00:08] <Irock> shooting someone who is shooting at you = killing an innocent person
[00:08] <Roph> no, that wouldn't be killing an innocent person
[00:09] <Roph> I feel most sorry for indoctrinated people like yourself
[00:09] <Roph> who have the stubborness and arrogance
[00:09] <Irock> who's going to come help you if you're under attack, or a tragedy happens in the UK
[00:09] <Roph> no, I'm not wrong, I'm right, I dont care about evidence
[00:09] <Irock> the US military will be there ~
[00:10] <Roph> I was wrong to believe we all came from a planet called Kolob, there were 3 afterlifes etc
[00:11] <Irock> you assume everything the left says = perfect :]
[00:11] <Irock> and that the health care bill that passed in the united states has no flaws whatsoever :]
[00:11] <Roph> no, I don't
[00:11] <Roph> however, that itself is, ironically, an assumption
[00:12] <Irock> and that there couldn't possibly be a better bill
[00:12] <Irock> and that while in 12 trillion dollars in debt
[00:12] <Roph> Roph says:
[00:12] <Roph>  hows you =o
[00:12] <Roph> Peisinoe says:
[00:12] <Roph>  i'm brown
[00:12] <Roph> Roph says:
[00:12] <Roph>  lol
[00:12] <Roph> black girl lol
[00:13] <Irock> and the economy at a low
[00:13] <Irock> we should spend more money
[00:13] <Roph> why don't you protest the monumentally more expensive false war then?
[00:13] <Roph> the united states spends more than any other nation does
[00:13] <Irock> the one obama supports?
[00:13] <Roph> per percent of its GDP
[00:13] <Roph> on military spending
[00:14] <Roph> all while thousands of your own citizens are dying easily preventable deaths, due to lack of care
[00:14] <Firerain> <Irock> there is a television in there
[00:15] <Firerain> they have TVs in the mcdonalds here
[00:15] <Firerain> and leather sofa seating/gathering area
[00:15] <Roph> your ignorance and arrogance are astounding
[00:15] <Roph> though perhaps understandable since you are still a child
[00:16] <Firerain> irock is brainwashed lol
[fright]bringing sexy back[/fright]

Irock

Continued:

[19:15] <Firerain> irock is brainwashed lol
[19:16] <Irock> because I am against something you agree with that means I am against everything you disagree with, right
[19:16] <Roph> once again, an assumption
[19:16] <Irock> I have little knowledge on war
[19:17] <Irock> which is why I don't have much of an opinion on it
[19:18] <Irock> in the case that our current military acts are worthless
[19:18] <Irock> two wrongs don't make a right

Told.

haloOfTheSun

You didn't tell anything except that you don't have any knowledge on war, which is irrelevant to the fact that we shouldn't be in a war and doesn't go towards disproving the fact you're an idiot.
:tinysmile:

Irock

I told that I have little knowledge on war, which is why I don't protest or support it. Roph asked the question and I answered it, but I wouldn't expect you to be able to read. :)

Zylos

Quote(12:07:50 PM) Irock: water is delicious
(12:07:56 PM) Irock: I need to drink it more often




Sophist

[fright]you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep
[/fright]

Zylos

00:00   Irock   Firerain, have you read the education change?
00:02   Irock   at all?
00:02   Firerain   yes
00:02   Firerain   I have
00:02   Irock   oh
00:02   Firerain   Irock, are you for this legislation?
00:02   Irock   I'd like to read it
00:02   Irock   I have not read it
00:03   Irock   so I can not give my opinion on it
00:03   NAMKCOR   that is intelligent Irock
00:03   NAMKCOR   ...
00:03   NAMKCOR   I
00:03   NAMKCOR   I just
00:03   NAMKCOR   did I just say that?
00:03   Firerain   :|




tSwitch

[20:28]   @Anski: firerain would give oral to ayn rand
[20:28]   @Anski: and he would like it
[20:28]   %NAMKCOR: lol
[20:28]   %NAMKCOR: Anski
[20:28]   %NAMKCOR: I bet he faps to Atlas Shrugged
[20:28]   @Anski: the pages are stuck together
[20:28]   @Anski: all 3000 of them


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Irock

#1049
[spoiler]
Jun 02 22:53:39 <Firerain> my girlfriend lost a bet to me and had to show my friend colin her tits
Jun 02 22:53:45 <Firerain> so she went and did and he was like
Jun 02 22:53:51 <Doctor> lol
Jun 02 22:53:51 <Firerain> "put those away you gross ass bitch!"
Jun 02 22:53:56 <Firerain> and walked away
Jun 02 22:53:59 <Doctor> ahahahahaha
Jun 02 22:54:15 <Irock> I don't want to picture what your girlfriend looks like
Jun 02 22:54:28 <Doctor> all canadian and what not
Jun 02 22:54:30 <Firerain> she's pretty good looking tbh
Jun 02 22:54:34 <Doctor> it's probably Ellen Page
Jun 02 22:54:36 <Firerain> colin is just funny as fuck
Jun 02 22:54:39 <Doctor> is it Ellen Page?
Jun 02 22:54:43 <Irock> it's Ellen Page
Jun 02 22:54:44 <Firerain> naw braah
Jun 02 22:54:55 <Doctor> FIRERAIN IS DATING ELLEN PAGE
Jun 02 22:55:03 <Irock> ALERT THE PRESS
Jun 02 22:55:32 <Doctor> PRESS, PRESS!
Jun 02 22:55:38 <Doctor> EXCUSE ME PRESS
Jun 02 22:55:41 * You are now known as PRESS
Jun 02 22:55:42 <PRESS> YES
Jun 02 22:55:42 <PRESS> YES
Jun 02 22:55:46 <PRESS> HOW CAN I HELP YOU SIR
Jun 02 22:55:49 <Doctor> FIRERAIN IS DATING ELLEN PAGE
Jun 02 22:55:52 <PRESS> OH MY
Jun 02 22:55:53 <Doctor> I AM ALERTING YOU
Jun 02 22:55:59 <PRESS> I HAVE BEEN ALERTED
Jun 02 22:56:04 <Firerain> shit
Jun 02 22:56:07 <PRESS> I'LL PRINT THIS IN THE PAPER
Jun 02 22:56:08 <PRESS> OH PAPER
Jun 02 22:56:11 <PRESS> PAPER WHERE ARE YOU
Jun 02 22:56:33 * READER (48b585d8@PSI-55571805.mibbit.com) has joined #crankeye
Jun 02 22:56:33 * ChanServ gives voice to READER
Jun 02 22:56:44 <READER> WHERE IS THE PAPER
Jun 02 22:56:46 * You are now known as PAPER
Jun 02 22:56:46 <READER> I NEED TO READ IT
Jun 02 22:56:49 <PAPER> FIRERAIN IS DATING ELLEN PAGE
Jun 02 22:56:51 <READER> OH THERE IT IS
Jun 02 22:56:54 <READER> OH MY GOD
Jun 02 22:56:57 <READER> EVERYONE EVERYONE
Jun 02 22:57:02 * Anski is now known as MACHINE
Jun 02 22:57:05 <READER> THE PAPER SAYS THAT FIRERAIN IS DATING ELLEN PAGE
Jun 02 22:57:06 <MACHINE> WHAT
Jun 02 22:57:12 <MACHINE> I WOULD DATE ELLEN PAGE
Jun 02 22:57:13 <Firerain> FUCK THE PO-LIICCEEEEE
Jun 02 22:57:13 <READER> YEAH MACHINE
Jun 02 22:57:15 <Firerain> WAIT
Jun 02 22:57:15 <READER> GO TELL THE INTERNET
Jun 02 22:57:18 <Firerain> FUCK THE PRESS
Jun 02 22:57:24 <READER> TO THE INTERNET, MACHINE!
Jun 02 22:57:30 <Firerain> FUCKING PAPARAZZI
Jun 02 22:57:32 <MACHINE> THERE'S NO INTERNET HERE
Jun 02 22:57:34 * You are now known as GOSSIPER
Jun 02 22:57:35 <MACHINE> I'M NOT EVEN A COMPUTER
Jun 02 22:57:40 <GOSSIPER> HEY
Jun 02 22:57:42 <MACHINE> I'M JUST A PRINTING PRESS
Jun 02 22:57:43 <GOSSIPER> I HEARD
Jun 02 22:57:43 * NAMKCOR is now known as P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PAPARAZZI
Jun 02 22:57:46 <GOSSIPER> THAT
Jun 02 22:57:47 * P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PAPARAZZI snaps pictures
Jun 02 22:57:48 <GOSSIPER> FIRERAIN
Jun 02 22:57:50 <MACHINE> PPPPOKERFACE
Jun 02 22:57:52 <GOSSIPER> THAT FIRERAIN
Jun 02 22:57:55 <GOSSIPER> RAPED ELLEN PAGE
Jun 02 22:58:08 * P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PAPARAZZI snaps pictures
Jun 02 22:58:10 * P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PAPARAZZI snaps pictures
Jun 02 22:58:13 * P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PAPARAZZI snaps MORE pictures
Jun 02 22:58:14 <Firerain> THAT'S FUCKING RIDICULOUS
Jun 02 22:58:16 * READER reads pictures
Jun 02 22:58:17 <Firerain> FUCK YOU
Jun 02 22:58:20 <READER> I AM READING PICTURES
Jun 02 22:58:21 <Firerain> HOW DO YOU READ A PICTURE
Jun 02 22:58:24 <READER> OF ELLEN PAGE AND FIRERAIN
Jun 02 22:58:28 <READER> IM BLIND
Jun 02 22:58:30 <READER> ITS BRAIL
Jun 02 22:58:31 <Firerain> YOU READ TABLOIDS
Jun 02 22:58:33 <Firerain> ASSHOLE
Jun 02 22:58:37 * You are now known as ELLEN_PAGE
Jun 02 22:58:40 <ELLEN_PAGE> I AM SUING FIRERAIN
Jun 02 22:58:42 <ELLEN_PAGE> FOR RAPE
Jun 02 22:58:46 <READER> ELLEN PAGE ELLEN PAGE
Jun 02 22:58:48 <ELLEN_PAGE> FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS
Jun 02 22:58:48 <Firerain> YOU'RE NOT MY GIRLFRIEND
Jun 02 22:58:51 <READER> WHY DID HE RAPE YOU
Jun 02 22:58:57 <ELLEN_PAGE> BECAUSE
Jun 02 22:59:03 <ELLEN_PAGE> I FOUND OUT
Jun 02 22:59:05 * READER is now known as PRESS
Jun 02 22:59:08 <PRESS> I AM ALERTED
Jun 02 22:59:08 * P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PAPARAZZI snaps pictures
Jun 02 22:59:09 <ELLEN_PAGE> HE LISTENES TO RUSH LIMBAUGH IN PRIVATE
Jun 02 22:59:14 <ELLEN_PAGE> AND HE GOT PISSED OFF
Jun 02 22:59:16 <ELLEN_PAGE> THAT I FOUND OUT
Jun 02 22:59:17 <ELLEN_PAGE> SO HE RAPED ME
Jun 02 22:59:18 <PRESS> PAPARAZZI GIVE ME THOSE PICTURES
Jun 02 22:59:23 <PRESS> KEEP TALKING ELLEN
Jun 02 22:59:29 <ELLEN_PAGE> IT WAS
Jun 02 22:59:30 <ELLEN_PAGE> SO SCARY
Jun 02 22:59:33 <ELLEN_PAGE> HE GOT VIOLENT
Jun 02 22:59:35 <ELLEN_PAGE> I WAS AFRAID
Jun 02 22:59:37 <ELLEN_PAGE> I WAS GOING
Jun 02 22:59:38 <ELLEN_PAGE> TO DIE
Jun 02 22:59:39 * PRESS takes interview and pictures
Jun 02 22:59:42 <PRESS> WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED
Jun 02 22:59:43 <Firerain> I NEVER FUCKING TOUCHED YOU
Jun 02 22:59:47 <PRESS> I AM CAPTAIN PAPER
Jun 02 22:59:53 * PRESS is now known as CAPTAIN_PAPER
Jun 02 22:59:58 <CAPTAIN_PAPER> FIRERAIN RAPED ELLEN PAGE
Jun 02 23:00:04 <CAPTAIN_PAPER> ELLEN PAGE ISNT FIRERAINS GIRLFRIEND
Jun 02 23:00:11 <CAPTAIN_PAPER> FIRERAIN IS A DIRTY OLD MAN RAPIST
Jun 02 23:00:19 * MACHINE is now known as LADY_GAGA
Jun 02 23:00:22 <LADY_GAGA> P
Jun 02 23:00:22 <LADY_GAGA> P
Jun 02 23:00:23 <LADY_GAGA> P
Jun 02 23:00:24 <LADY_GAGA> OKER FACE
Jun 02 23:00:30 * You are now known as MSNBC
Jun 02 23:00:32 <MSNBC> THIS JUST IN
Jun 02 23:00:43 <MSNBC> RUSH LIMBAUGH CAUSED A CANADIAN MAN TO RAPE A WOMAN
Jun 02 23:00:55 <MSNBC> RUSH LIMBAUGH IS A DISGUSTING PIG WHO CAUSES RAPE
Jun 02 23:01:04 * CAPTAIN_PAPER is now known as OBAMA
Jun 02 23:01:17 <OBAMA> REROUTE ALL DEFENSE BUDGETS TO STOPPING RUSH LIMBAUGH
Jun 02 23:01:25 <OBAMA> THIS WILL HELP THE ECONOMY
Jun 02 23:01:28 <OBAMA> RAISE INCOME TAXES
Jun 02 23:01:48 * You are now known as RUSHLIMBAUGH
Jun 02 23:01:52 <RUSHLIMBAUGH> THIS IS RUSH LIMBAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jun 02 23:01:54 <RUSHLIMBAUGH> AND
Jun 02 23:01:56 <RUSHLIMBAUGH> AND
Jun 02 23:01:58 <RUSHLIMBAUGH> AHH
Jun 02 23:02:00 * LADY_GAGA is now known as RICHARD_NIXON
Jun 02 23:02:03 <RUSHLIMBAUGH> THERE'S A NUCLEAR WARHEAD
Jun 02 23:02:06 <RICHARD_NIXON> I AM NOT A CROOKS HEAD
Jun 02 23:02:07 <RUSHLIMBAUGH> COMING TOWARD OUR STUDIO
Jun 02 23:02:09 <RUSHLIMBAUGH> OH
Jun 02 23:02:11 <RICHARD_NIXON> HGHBHGHBR
Jun 02 23:02:11 <RUSHLIMBAUGH> OH MY G-
Jun 02 23:02:14 <RUSHLIMBAUGH> PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Jun 02 23:02:17 * RICHARD_NIXON is now known as Anski
Jun 02 23:02:17 <RUSHLIMBAUGH> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Jun 02 23:02:22 <OBAMA> IM BLACK
Jun 02 23:02:25 * OBAMA is now known as Dr_Sword
Jun 02 23:02:27 <Dr_Sword> so Firerain
Jun 02 23:02:29 * You are now known as Irock
Jun 02 23:02:32 <Dr_Sword> how is your girlfriend
Jun 02 23:02:49 <Firerain> MISERABLE
Jun 02 23:02:59 <Anski> is she heavy with child
Jun 02 23:03:16 <Dr_Sword> ELLEN PAGE IS PREGNANT[/spoiler]