IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

Great, now you ruined it.

It was an easy  guess.

I've seen the name Malson twice in the last year, and both times he's been talking about minecraft.

15:54   Djang|auei   holy fuck
15:54   Djang|auei   I just had this dream
15:54   Djang|auei   I was outside in this huge snow field
15:54   Djang|auei   and I saw this molehill thing over a few feet from me
15:55   Djang|auei   and an earthworm was coming out of it
15:55   Djang|auei   and it was this huge earthworm
15:55   Djang|auei   and it couldn't break the soil very well so I started digging at the soil
15:55   Djang|auei   and my fingernails were coming off because I was digging so hard
15:55   Djang|auei   and finally enough of the worm was showing that I hugged it and started pulling it up
15:56   Djang|auei   and I kept pulling and pulling and there was still more
15:56   Djang|auei   and I was exhausted and it was still in the ground
15:56   Djang|auei   and then it was wrapped around me
15:56   Djang|auei   and my hand started disappearing into its mouth
15:56   Djang|auei   or whatever the fuck they have
15:57   Djang|auei   and I got really embarrassed
15:58   Djang|auei   because I swear someone was watching even though I was in an empty field
15:58   Djang|auei   so I tried to shove it off but it wouldn't move
15:58   Djang|auei   and I was blushing
15:58   Djang|auei   and then the dream ended
15:59   Djang|auei   and now I feel like I've been touching a worm
16:00   Djang|auei   maybe
16:04   Djang|auei   I went to sleep with my hands wet
16:05   Djang|auei   NO
16:05   Djang|auei   I washed my hands
16:05   Djang|auei   and I was tired
16:06   Djang|auei   they were just moist
16:06   Djang|auei   my towels are wet
16:06   Djang|auei   going back to bed
16:06   Djang|auei   NOW

IRC related hilarity first draft of the irc rules by djang, spot the funny.

-It's recommended that everything said in IRC should be taken with a grain of salt. Most regular visitors know each other well enough that if another regular visitor says something that might normally be taken as insulting, it is usually a joke. New users might find it to be a little disconcerting, but regular visitors in IRC are often good friends and enjoy the occasional "rimming" - because they are familiar enough with one another.

whoever did the wordfilter that changes "ribbing" to "rimming"?  I salute you, sir.

<Djang> Animefan
<Anski> animefan we are talking about owls in armor
<Anski> and he retracted his complaint to roph
<Anski> no more drama talk
<Djang> stop bringing it up
<Djang> we moved on
<Djang> or else I'll ban you
<Anski> how do they make armor django
<O-mie> Owls > drama
<Animefan> Y'know, this happens to me all the time. Anybody...
<Animefan> Hey stupid cunt.

Just repostin' the drama of what happened tonight.

[22:13:35] <+Irock> maybe you wanted to buy a lot of chocolate pudding
[22:13:44] <+Irock> to dump all over your body
[22:13:53] <+Irock> and have your sister lick it off
[22:14:01] <+Irock> ..
[22:14:02] <+DrSword> maybe

[16:03:30] <+Lady> NAMKCOR
[16:03:34] <%NAMKCOR> Ladeh
[16:03:48] <+Lady> I shouldn't even say this cause I'm supposed to be mom buuuuuuuut
[16:03:54] <+Lady> if you're still looking for some fun

oh god

<Anski> I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors
<Anski> but I think that god's got a sick sense of humor
<Anski> and when I die, I expect to find
<Anski> him laughing
<Roph> :nelson laugh:

<como>   >  quotes continue to get firther away from the chevron
<como>   >        oh dear
<como>   >                                 come back you bastards
 <Anski>   >                                                 shit nigger
 <Djang>   >                                                                  No you'll never catch me now
 <como>
 <Anski>   GRAPPLING HOOK
<Anski>   >===================================================================C
<Anski>   >====================================================================================================

<Anski>   >=====================================================CFUCK YOU
<Anski>   >=====================CI WAS GOING TO BE AN ASTRONAUT
<Anski>   >=CI hope you die
<como>   ><>
<Anski>   >Fuck

Aaaaaaahahahaha that is the best!

(3:53:55 PM) LadyJ: Wow look at you guys
(3:53:59 PM) LadyJ: this place fills up on the weekend
(3:54:03 PM) LadyJ: with all the sexy people
(3:54:04 PM) LadyJ:
(3:54:08 PM) Roph: ;]
(3:54:14 PM) LadyJ: well except you roph
(3:54:16 PM) Roph:
(3:54:17 PM) LadyJ: but keep trying darlin
(3:54:19 PM) LadyJ: you'll get there
(3:54:23 PM) LadyJ: :*


Sorry Roph. XD

(11:02:30 PM) GracietheBitey [540df9ac@PSI-D61FA2E2.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(11:02:31 PM) mode (+v GracietheBitey) by ChanServ
(11:02:34 PM) DrSword: http://www.ray-ban.com/usa/sunglasses/rb3016/w0365 FUCKIN LOOK AT THAT SHIT
(11:02:40 PM) DrSword: instant pussy goggles
(11:02:46 PM) GracietheBitey: i fell alseep. it was beautiful.
(11:02:54 PM) DrSword: Gracie how wet would you be if you saw a man wearing those
(11:02:56 PM) DrSword: and looking at you
(11:03:17 PM) DrSword: <GracietheBitey> Ocean wet.
(11:03:21 PM) DrSword: Bam.
(11:03:21 PM) GracietheBitey: aroused maybe? depends who they were
(11:03:24 PM) GracietheBitey: FINE
(11:03:28 PM) GracietheBitey: OCEAN WET
(11:03:31 PM) GracietheBitey: JUST FOR YOU
(11:03:50 PM) DrSword:

oh well, it wont go further than this so FINE

HAVE YOUR GIGGLES.

<LadyJules> I'm all about incest darlin

... 

;]

(9:04:34 PM) Anski: you have one hour and 46 minutes, sword
(9:04:55 PM) DrSword1: what am I doing this for?
(9:05:02 PM) Anski: a bitgamer invite
(9:05:10 PM) DrSword1: and why did I want that?
(9:05:15 PM) Anski: dragon age 2
(9:05:24 PM) DrSword1: is there a crack out?
(9:05:31 PM) Anski: yes
(9:05:47 PM) Anski: Dragon.Age.2-RELOADED 6.58 GB
(9:06:04 PM) DrSword1: ...
(9:06:05 PM) DrSword1: brb
(9:08:49 PM) wareya: lol

(9:04:34 PM) Anski: you have one hour and 46 minutes, sword
(9:04:55 PM) DrSword1: what am I doing this for?
(9:05:02 PM) Anski: a bitgamer invite
(9:05:10 PM) DrSword1: and why did I want that?
(9:05:15 PM) Anski: dragon age 2
(9:05:24 PM) DrSword1: is there a crack out?
(9:05:31 PM) Anski: yes
(9:05:47 PM) Anski: Dragon.Age.2-RELOADED 6.58 GB
(9:06:04 PM) DrSword1: ...
(9:06:05 PM) DrSword1: brb
(9:08:49 PM) wareya: lol

This is what I did for it:

Spoiler for:

<LadyJ> I'm going to beat that boy
<LadyJ> before this
<LadyJ> I had such respect for his taste in music
<LadyJ> now I am honestly afraid for him
<LadyJ> I think he may have a brain tumor
<LadyJ> that is impairing his judgement
<LadyJ> you hear that Roph
<LadyJ> YOU HAVE A TUMOR!
<LadyJ> GET HELP
<Anski> lol

(2:25:08 AM) Anski: do you step on it sometimes, tez
(2:25:13 AM) Tezuka: :X
(2:25:21 AM) Anski: or is there something near your ankle that stops it from sticking out
(2:25:25 AM) DrSword: does it get caught in elevator doors?
(2:25:29 AM) Tezuka: My god
(2:25:31 AM) Anski: or car doors
(2:25:42 AM) Anski: do people run it over with shopping trolleys
(2:25:43 AM) DrSword: do you tie it around your waist like a saiyan?
(2:25:47 AM) DrSword: are you a saiyan?

[03:56] <DrSword> hand smells like pussy
[03:58] <DrSword> smell it roph
[04:11] <Roph> not a big seafood fan
[04:11] <NAMKCOR> :rimjob:
[04:11] <NAMKCOR> err
[04:11] <NAMKCOR> :rimshot:
[04:11] <NAMKCOR> tpyo

00:49   Acolyte   the yellow dragon
00:49   Acolyte   yes
00:49   Arrow-1   complete with ass
00:49   Arrow-1   and proboscis

~-+95514312+-~21:27   Strike_Reyhi: gettin' knotty
~-+95514384+-~21:27   NAMKCOR: that sounds like a bad furry porn vid
~-+95514456+-~21:27   NAMKCOR: just saying
~-+95514600+-~21:27   Strike_Reyhi: why furry
~-+95514672+-~21:27   Strike_Reyhi: like
~-+95514744+-~21:28   Anski: LOL
~-+95514816+-~21:28   NAMKCOR: or bestiality
~-+95514888+-~21:28   NAMKCOR: take your pick
~-+95515032+-~21:28   Anski: man it took a while to register
~-+95515176+-~21:28   Strike_Reyhi: knots in fur or some such gay shit?
~-+95515320+-~21:28   Anski: LOL
~-+95515392+-~21:28   NAMKCOR: uh
~-+95515464+-~21:28   Anski: ahaha
~-+95515248+-~21:28   Anski: aahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
~-+95515536+-~21:28   NAMKCOR: lol
~-+95515680+-~21:28   Anski: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
~-+95515752+-~21:28   NAMKCOR: I'm dying
~-+95515824+-~21:28   NAMKCOR: oh god
~-+95515896+-~21:28   Anski: my spleen
~-+95515968+-~21:28   Anski: she burns

(6:59:56 PM) Zylos: Does anyone here know of a case where the environment has harmed the economy?
(7:03:24 PM) Roph: japan...................................

I bet everyone who sees this will take a moment to get it before laughing, then will feel guilty for doing so five seconds later.