IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

[Grafikal]

hahahaha, post of the year.

[Arrow]

oh my fucking daaaaaaaaamn I laughed my big fat ass off

[Moss.]

oh my god

[tSwitch]

[21:41]   %NAMKCOR: Anski
[21:41]   @Anski: whole time is impertinant thing
[21:41]   @Anski: what
[21:41]   %NAMKCOR: would you have sex with Lady Gaga?
[21:41]   @Anski: yes
[21:41]   %NAMKCOR: What if she really was Man Gaga
[21:41]   %NAMKCOR: would you still do it?
[21:41]   @Anski: yes
[21:41]   %NAMKCOR: what song would you listen to while you tapped it?
[21:42]   @Anski: nam: http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
[21:42]   @Anski: now try to picture me having sex with lady gaga to that
[21:42]   %NAMKCOR: LOL
[21:43]   %NAMKCOR: this song is good for those like
[21:43]   %NAMKCOR: roses on the bed
[21:43]   %NAMKCOR: honeymoon moments
[21:43]   @Anski: ;]
[21:43]   %NAMKCOR: right before the dick pops out and you go FUCK IT and go ahead anyway
[21:43]   @Anski: nah man
[21:43]   @Anski: i'd treat gaga gently
[21:43]   @Anski: don't want her to bluff with her muffin or anythin
[21:44]   %NAMKCOR: dunno man, I heard the last time someone went too gentle with her
[21:44]   %NAMKCOR: it was a bad romance
[21:44]   %NAMKCOR: then the paparazzi caught wind of it
[21:44]   @Anski: nah man
[21:44]   @Anski: that was the last time she had sex on the telephone
[21:44]   %NAMKCOR: but she kept up her poker face
[21:44]   @Anski: god we are just awful man

[zodark]

wow and i thought that the IRC was dead xD i lold.

[Zylos]

(6:37:35 PM) Irock: I only fuck pretty dolphins

[Sophist]

<ahref> i doubt id make it downstairs
<LSDRex> make it a game
<LSDRex> jump all the stairs
<LSDRex> and if you don't break anything, you win

[Djangonator]

<--|   Anski has left #crankeye  (The awful gaze of the God laid eyes with his human, english mate, and the face of horror grinned as they loped in intercourse.)

[Djangonator]

Irock on Skype-

"There are two things that God listens to. Number one is The Star Spangled Banner. Number two is Tom Petty."

[Sophist]

<Anski> http://thedaysoflore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/lemmy.jpg
<Anski> look at that facial hair
<Anski> that's automatic sign of 'i'll kick your ass'
<Sashikinaroji> or, at the very least, it's an automatic sign of "i'll hurt you pretty good."

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From yesterday:

[spoiler]

16:12   LadyJ: Irock there will be no killing or raping while mom is on duty
16:12   LadyJ: wait till I leave
16:12   LadyJ: rapeing*
16:12   Irock: but mooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmm ._.
16:12   FX: are you mom? what are you meaning ?
16:13   Irock: sex is death
16:13   Irock: death is sex
16:13   FX: Hey I'm at the top of the list man !
16:13   FX: XD
16:13   Irock: :|
16:13   FX:
16:13   FX: XD
16:14   FX: what about momy
16:15   FX: is she(not sure) really your mom ?
16:15   Irock: yes
16:15   Irock: ladyj is my mother
16:15   FX: O-o
16:16   Irock: she is also roph's mother
16:16   NAMKCOR: she's my mom too
16:16   LadyJ: yes
16:16   Irock: rmrk is a family business
16:16   FX: is she kind of godmother or what ?
16:16   NAMKCOR: no
16:16   NAMKCOR: biological
16:16   Irock: no
16:16   LadyJ: godmother?  Do you know how long I was in labor?
16:16   FX: ?
16:16   LadyJ: good lord
16:17   NAMKCOR: yeah
16:17   NAMKCOR: we're triplets
16:17   NAMKCOR: it was terrible
16:17   NAMKCOR: mom what's for dinner tonight?
16:17   LadyJ: chicken
16:17   NAMKCOR: chicken what?
16:17   NAMKCOR: you always make chicken.
16:17   LadyJ: you boys are gonna have to help me start cooking soon
16:17   NAMKCOR: :|
16:17   Irock: again?
16:17   LadyJ: it's cheap
16:17   LadyJ: my lord
16:17   Irock: why is everything chicken
16:17   NAMKCOR: damnit mom
16:17   FX: ?
16:17   Irock: you just fucking make chicken
16:17   NAMKCOR: when are we going to have real food?
16:17   Irock: plain chicken
16:17   Irock: with nothing to it
16:17   NAMKCOR: my friends eat real food
16:17   LadyJ: you guys eat me out of house and home and then complain about what I cook?
16:18   LadyJ: if you don't like it, don't eat
16:18   Irock: I'm not going to eat you out
16:18   Irock: that's disgusting
16:18   Irock: ...
16:18   Irock: we're a pretty terrible family
16:19   LadyJ: you better be glad your older brother isn't in here to see you say that
16:19   LadyJ: he'd be upset
16:19   FX: are you doing group sex in your free times ? XD
16:19   LadyJ: he doesn't like it when you make jokes like that about mom
16:19   NAMKCOR: oh god
16:19   NAMKCOR: lady
16:19   NAMKCOR: don't tell arlen
16:19   NAMKCOR: please
16:19   LadyJ: lol
16:19   Irock: don't tell him
16:19   NAMKCOR: don't tell daddy we've been bad
16:19   NAMKCOR: ;o;
16:19   Irock: ._____.
16:19   NAMKCOR: I promise I'll be good
16:20   Irock: I'm going to a party tonight
16:20   Irock: and there's nothing you can do to stop me
16:20   Irock: and I won't be back until 7:00
16:20   Irock: in the morning
16:20   LadyJ: you're right
16:20   LadyJ: I can't stop you
16:20   NAMKCOR: .u'i
16:20   LadyJ: from going
16:20   LadyJ: but I can stop you from coming back
16:21   FX: hey are ya triple girls or guys ?
16:21   LadyJ: or just have the police pick you up and bring you home like last time
16:21   LadyJ: depending on my mood
16:21   Irock: I'm tired of this stupid house anyway
16:21   Irock: fuck the po-lice
16:21   NAMKCOR: FX: Irock and Roph ended up boys, and I'm a girl ;o
16:21   NAMKCOR: Roph and Irock practice on each other
16:21   Irock: I have a crush on namkcor
16:21   NAMKCOR: it's kinda creepy
16:21   NAMKCOR: :|
16:22   Irock: that's because you won't let us practice on you
16:22   NAMKCOR: we think that mom did like 5 people
16:22   NAMKCOR: and that's how she got 3 of us at once
16:22   NAMKCOR: but she says that's a lie
16:22   wareya: I have a crush on a gay guy in a relationship and an aspie who I don't know the sexuality of
16:22   FX: then triplets from 3 eggs or 2 eggs (2 boys from 1 egg, 1 girl from 1 egg)
16:23   NAMKCOR: well
16:23   NAMKCOR: there were 4 of us
16:23   NAMKCOR: but Donnie came out dead
16:23   LadyJ: I ain't promiscuous and if you was suspicious, all that shit is fictitious.  I blow kisses.
16:23   LadyJ: Donnie =(
16:23   LadyJ: he was so adorable
16:23   NAMKCOR: ;o;
16:23   Irock: prettiest dead baby I ever saw
16:23   FX: XD
16:23   NAMKCOR: we keep a picture over our fireplace
16:23   NAMKCOR: and hang a stocking for him every christmas
16:24   NAMKCOR: santa never brings him anything though
16:24   NAMKCOR:

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[Jules]

16:23   NAMKCOR: we keep a picture over our fireplace
16:23   NAMKCOR: and hang a stocking for him every christmas
16:24   NAMKCOR: santa never brings him anything though
16:24   NAMKCOR:

lol that was my favorite part, I was laughing so hard

[Cascading Dragon]

I need to start joining the IRC channel more.

[Sophist]

<Anski> why do kids go through the bisexual phase if they see themselves as above average intelligence ??
<NAMKCOR> hm
<NAMKCOR> well
<NAMKCOR> a lot of people do because it makes them seem more open minded
<wareya> I'm a wannabe bisexual now?
<NAMKCOR> or just "different"
<NAMKCOR> wareya: no, you're a wannabe european
<NAMKCOR> so.
<NAMKCOR> about the same

[Sophist]

<NAMKCOR> WAIT
<NAMKCOR> GUYS
<Anski> guise
<NAMKCOR> if Wareya is doing exactly what Irock did
<NAMKCOR> and Wareya is Autistic
<Djang> or property in general
<NAMKCOR> through transitive property
<Anski> IROCK
<NAMKCOR> IRock must be Autistic!
<Anski> IS
<Anski> AUTISTIC
<Djang> OMG
<Anski> OH GOD
<Irock> MAKE ME ADMIN
<wareya> HOLY SHIT
<Anski> RIGHT AWAY SIR
<Djang> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<wareya> REVELATION
<Irock> MAKE WAY
<Irock> KING COMING THROUGH
<Anski> IROCK TRAIN ROLLING
<NAMKCOR> being conceited only gets you admin, not super admin :[
<Zylos> King?
<Zylos> Try queen.
<Djang> OH GOD OH GOD WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN US
<Anski> LAY OUT THE GOLDEN RAILROAD, DJANG
<wareya> QUEEN IROCK
<Djang> IT IS ALREADY DONE, LORD
<NAMKCOR> IROCK DOES NOT NEED TO GIVE THE CAT A MEATBALL
<Anski> being rophs dream partner gets you super admin
<Djang> THEY DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON US
<Anski> ;]

[Sophist]

<NAMKCOR> Strike should write a novel about animal abuse
<Djang> *snicker*
<NAMKCOR> becaue he Strikest hem
<NAMKCOR> with Rage
<NAMKCOR> :[
<Djang> Strike_Animalshi
<NAMKCOR> I'm still tossing around ideas
<Anski> Chapter One:
<Anski> I beat down a kitten today.
<Anski> Chapter Two:
<Anski> Dog today.
<Djang> *snicker*
<Anski> That for 50,000 words.
<NAMKCOR> Chapter Three:
<NAMKCOR> I raped it first this time
<NAMKCOR> Chapter Four:
<NAMKCOR> No seriously.
<Djang> Book 2: Children
<NAMKCOR> *snicker*

[Zylos]

(2:35:27 PM) Strike_Reyhi: isn't joy gonna be a vet or somethin
(2:35:40 PM) Irock: no I thought she was going to be a bank
(2:36:18 PM) Strike_Reyhi: she aint
(2:36:19 PM) Strike_Reyhi: you is
(2:37:03 PM) Irock: I'm not going to be a bank
(2:37:09 PM) Irock: I'm going to be a homeless shelter
(2:37:32 PM) Strike_Reyhi: M&Irock Bank
(2:37:44 PM) Zylos: Sperm Bank.
(2:37:49 PM) Zylos: Make free deposits anytime.
(2:37:58 PM) Strike_Reyhi: mind the gap



(7:27:41 PM) Zylos: About all the guys on RMRK are gay for Arlen.
(7:27:55 PM) Djang: well
(7:28:00 PM) Djang: I'm the only guy who's gay for Roph
(7:28:07 PM) Djang: aside from Roph
(7:28:32 PM) Elfsong: no I'm not honestly he kind of freaks me out with his beard sometimes....

BLASPHEMY!

[Djangonator]

<kaboth>   and quit bulling people because of their grammar it's just plain stupid and childish
<Djang>   quit crying
<Djang>   crybaby
|<--   kaboth has left irc.rmrk.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

[Djangonator]

<wareya>   Irock
<wareya>   Now's the time to rise up from our hell
<wareya>   Now's the time to free out brains
<wareya>   The meaning of life is to give life meaning
<Irock>   wareya are these lyrics
Go too fast move too slow
<wareya>   yes
<Irock>   they suck
<Irock>   must be soulja boy

[Djangonator]

<Djang>   the last several times I've tried to buy squares I get looked at funny
<Strike_Reyhi>   squares?
<Irock>   a shape with 4 equal sides
=-=   Irock was booted from #crankeye by Strike_Reyhi (Strike_Reyhi)

[Djangonator]

<Arrow>   Djang, if charlie brown makes me a fag
<Arrow>   then I will suck the biggest dick this side of gay town
<NAMKCOR>   what color

[Sophist]

<kaboth> Roph, is king of this site if anything Anski you should get the fuck out and never come back, you careless about people and you insult them, your nothing but a lowlife peice a shit that roams the earth , if anything Anski you should be banned from the chat and as a admin for all time, you have no respect for anyone, except yourself and this is all true BYE!

[Arrow]

...

What.

[Djangonator]

lolololoolololololololololololol best quote

[Djangonator]

say goodnight, kaboth