Kill the Dragon Game lol

I'll throw the GRENADE at the dragon, and then as i dont have anything to do, throw the pitchfork on his dead body.

1. Shit.
2. Manure.
3. Compost.



HAHA

The smell kills the dragon, and makes me throw up.

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1. a guitar
2. Adre from BLIND FUCKING GARDIAN
3. WELCOME TO DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I play the guitar so loud the dragon gets irritated, then i smash it on his head.
And he's dead. I do nothing with the rest of the 2 lol.
*yes we can do nothing*

1. The Fu of the Man of the Chu
2. D to the w to the a to the r to the r to the a
3. The arrow to the o of the n of the e .

Well me and Myself mosh into the dragon while Arrow shoots it. But Dwarra doesn't care because he's making a map.

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1. The map Dwarra made
2. A woman who wants my babies
3. Pop rocks

Ill make the dragon busy in seeing dwarra's map.
I'll make the woman who has your babies throw them at the dragon
so he dies, nothing with pop rocks


1. the z to the yph to the er
2. The Silver to the line
3. The THE to the ROTS

Nightwolf! Stop! Do you know who you are killing? your mother, and I am your father! We met in spring break 1200020 BC. It was a lonely night, until I met her! Then we had a baby wolf, who was you. I am a cat.

*dragon hears the truth and jumps off a cliff...

1.) Casket
2.) shovel
3.) dirt

I bury Nightwolfs mommy.........  so... much.... manly..... crying....

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1.Doritos
2.Andy Caps Hot Fries
3. Cheetos
4. Lays BBQ potato chips.

Nightwolf! Stop! Do you know who you are killing? your mother, and I am your father! We met in spring break 1200020 BC. It was a lonely night, until I met her! Then we had a baby wolf, who was you. I am a cat.

*dragon hears the truth and jumps off a cliff...

1.) Casket
2.) shovel
3.) dirt

I felt like smiting you so shut up.


I eat the eatables (veg lol) so the dragon gets teased to death.

uhhh....

1 Angry Siamese cat (consult siggy)
2 Pointless book's by soccer mom's looking to start a career though it's to late cause they didn't go to college and got married instead
2 [thingy]
1 [tang]
1 [...]

I give the soccer mum books to the angry siameese so he desrecates them, then when the cats all hyped i got the cat them dipped him in [thingy][tang][...]then when he's dieing i put him in teh dragons lungs and the both die

ookaaay

Beer
Rum
Wine.


kill him with it

I'd get him so wasted that he'd die from over intoxication.

A spoon
A lamp
A banjo

~Power-up

i shove all that up his butt and it dies from internal combustion

micheal jackson
glove

Make him eat the glove while continually hitting him with Michael Jackson.

-The first season boxed set of dragonball Z
-A pizza
-A guy's head

I watch the dragonball Z while eating the pizza. Grab the guys head and throws it at the dragon, the head explodes killing teh dragon.

-An eyebal
-Some OJ
-A cool looking penny

I'd feed him the eyeball, distracting him, then I would bribe OJ with the cool looking penny to stab the dragon and his friend to death.

~An in-door Air cooler
~Half a bottle of head & shoulders
~A little LED light in the shape of a snake

I make the dragon eat the shampoo, poisoning him. After he dies I play with the led thingy.
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1. An issue of Inquest Magazine.
2. a cigar
3. matches
4. a radio blaring the song 'The Gods made Heavy Metal' by Manowar.

I would play the song, putting the dragon in such a state that he reads the Inquest mag that I lit on fire. Which then burns it's face. I then pocket the cigar

1. Chuck Norris
2. Mr. T
3. Tom Cruise

i call all 2 of them over and let them kill the dragon while i watch chuck norris
jump kick me

stinkbomb
a teacher
laptop
steave o
wee man

I would give the dragon the stinkbomb, and let the teacher lecture him to death about stinkbombs. Then watch Steve-O throw up on the dragon, keep the laptop, and let Weeman be Weeman

1. Genie

I would wish for the dragon to turn into a hot chick and let me "fight" her.

1. A Nintendo Wii remote
2. President George W Bush
3. A slightly cooked TV dinner
4. A large turd

I would put the turd where it belongs,asking George to put it there. Then I would keep the remoter (cause I have a Wii) and the dragon would get food poisoning from the tv dinner.

1. stick
2. Jesus

I would put the turd where it belongs,asking George to put it there. Then I would keep the remoter (cause I have a Wii) and the dragon would get food poisoning from the tv dinner.

1. stick
2. Jesus

I would stick the stick up the dragon's ass and (WARNING1 IROCKMAN1 WOULD DO SOMETHING CHRISTIAN WITH JESUS. DUE TO THE FACT THAT WE ARE NOT ALL CHRISTIAN IROCKMAN1 WILL KEEP HIS STATEMENT TO HIMSELF) and ask for him to return me to my home.

So I get nothing...Well I would use the Irish Whip (he's a very small dragoon) then the Atomic Slam. Finally a good eye poink

(Side note- Yeah Christianity!)

1. Cigarettes
2. Lighter
3. Jack Black

I give the dragon the smoke, whick is really marowana and he lights it and then gets high, so he take jack black and has gay dragon on man sex and everyone dies from the fuglyness of there child

a) A rusty butter knife
b) D_S's Inside out panties
c) A nintendo D_S