Kill the Dragon Game lol

so fu what are our weapons?

Gave the dragon the monocle and the watch. Hit him with the cane, when he was doing the GROAINING i broke the glass of it and put it in his eyes and then i wear the pocket watch in which i see the time when i killed the dragon.


1. FuMannChu....'s House's plastic cup
2. Dwarra's House's plastic dish
3. Silverline's administration powers

I'd use silverline's powers to kill the dragon and the plastic items

1. Sugar
2. cake mix
3. eggs
4. oven
5. poision

Haha ill feed the dragon poison. Make a cake with suger/oven/cake mix.
And throw the eggs on the dead dragon.

haha

1. Biscuit.
2. Straw.
3. A straw stuck in a biscuit

I sit for hours trying to figure out how to get the straw in the biscuit, as everyone knows this is the best way to kill a dragon, then notice there's already a straw-in-biscuit combination next to me. Naturally, I throw this at the dragon and it dies.

1. A jar of mayonaise
2. The Bible
3. Orange tic-tacs
4. Pig fat
5. There will be no number five.

Quotes the bible, and mixes the fat, tic-tacs, and mayonnaise. Then, shoves all down it's throat.

I can't remember it now, but there's this REALLY awesome passage in there that would work here. It goes something like uh...He who is the enemy of God is also my own, and so it shall be God's hand that guides me in defeating him! Or something like that...hm.

OMG REP SYSTEM IS IN!

Uh...

1. The rep system.
2. A plus button.
3. A minus button.
4. Room for ONE POST.

I use the rep system to smite the dragon, eat the plus and minus buttons, and then post about it.

1.                                   
2.                 
3.                   
4.                     

1 hit!
2 hit!
3 hit!
4 hit!

SUPER COMBO!

  Player 1
WINS!

1. A bottle of Manly Tears
2. A bottle of armpit juice
3. Something awful
4. A pair of flip-flops made out of duct-tape
5. An empty wallet

Make the dragon depressed to death

1. an emo kid
2. a super hero kitten
3. a coward robot
4. a stupid wolf that casts magic
5. A diamond broadsword

I use the daimond sword to kill the Emo kid. Then me and the dragon party with the wolf and robot.

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1. Jesus Hitler
2. Actually you don't need anything more than that.

Jesus Hitler JH's the dragon to death.

1. A venereal disease
2. A kiwifruit

I'd ream the VD infested kiwi into it's kooter.

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1. My penis
2. A car
3. A pile of Hobbit Snot

I try to lift Fu's penis, but cannot due to it being way too heavy. So I drive the car into the dragon and eat some Hobbit snot.

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1. Nintendo DS
2. Nightwolf
3. Candleschtick

i have nightworlf play the DS then... i would light the Candlestick BURN THE DRAGON LOL!!!!!11111

1) a chicken

I kill both the chicken and the dragon with my bare hands.

1. a grain of sand
2. a molecule of water

I flick the sand into the dragons eye then skull fuck it. I would do something with the molucule, bit it's too small for me to see it.

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1. A Game Boy Advance
2. Dalton
3. A shoe
4. Week old Mac 'n Cheese

I would eat the mac and cheese, and get a tummy ache. THEN, I would have Dalton talk to it. The dragon would be severely creeped out by his lust for it's body, and begin beating it's head into a wall. At this point, I would offer it the shoe...which by now I have thrown up the mac and cheese into. It beats itself with the shoe, and my stomach acid burns into it's brain. I then punch Dalton, and play the Game Boy Advance.

1. lol
2. Rofl
3. lmao
4. a dry erase marker (no ink, you cheater)
5. *pop*

finding out the dragon is actaully a language teacher, I yell 1,2,3 out loud, making the dragon mad, then throw the dry erase marker into its mouth, and say the magic word "POP" and have it blow up!

1.Camera
2.Pluto
3.Paper (1) sheet

I take the dragons picture utill he passes out, the i make him choke on the paper.

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1. shaft
2.
3. 

throw the black man into the dragon, laugh sarcastically while it chokes, then cry manly like at the loss of a fellow man.

1.burger king

Whack the dragon with a Meat Spatula and then hold his head in the vats till he is burnt,
open the cahier draw and then close it on his head, I would then get a plastic knife and slice his throat.

a left shoe
a finger nail
a pot of luke warm tea
and a toothbrush

first I brush my teeth, then put on my left shoe. Finnaly when I see the dragon I take the pot throw it into the dragon's eye, next when it stops crying, does same with fingernail.

1. a dragon

I watch the dragons fight to the death.

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1. Pig Vomit
2. Cow shit
3. Elephant pee.

Well,I get Howard Stern to tease Pig Vomit, and Pig Vomit runs into the dragon, bawling about how Howard is so mean. The shit and pee are left to become one with the earth.

1. Dan

I stick dan up the dragoons ass and watch it run off a cliff.

1.Gernade
2.Pitch fork
(anchorman!!!!!)