Kill the Dragon Game lol

[Sophist]

Mj tauches the dragon. He dies due to uzi. o.O

I give the next guy every picture ever shown on 4chan printed on paper.

[InfernoPhoenix]

I paper cut the dragon to death!

I give the next SPARTAN(!!!):

A maul

[Sophist]

The Spartans dine in hell; main course - Dragon.

Gives the next person a whiny emo kid.

[Forty]

the dragon runs away...

a rake

[Sophist]

I stand ontop of a large rock and hold the rake over my head and scream as loud as I can, gripping the rake with such force, I can feel the splinters stab into my hands. The dragon sees how dangerous the rake can be and panics and commits suicide.

I give the next guy a 52 set of every color sharpie in the world. But they don't work.

[CartoonFan]

I shove them in the dragon where the sun don't shine, and the others in its mouth. It tries to breathe fire, but it won't come out either end, and it explodes. PWNED!

I give the next person a bucket of water. A wooden bucket of water.

[Knight Rider]

hmm....throw the water at the dragons mouth and it cant breathe fire no more, and ill put the bucket on his head and it crashes on the wall and dies..

gives the next person.....HENTAI!

[CartoonFan]

I "use" the hentai, and the stickyness acts as a glue, when the dragon steps in it. The dragon can no longer move, and it dies of hunger.

I give a javelin to the next mighty poster.

[Sophist]

I take the aformented spear, write "DRAGON" In sharpie and throw it into Chuck Norris house and run off. .05 seconds later, the dragon dies.

I give the next guy a Paul Oakenfold CD.

[Forty]

I break it in half and slit the dragons throat

I give the next poster 300 Spartan warriors

[CartoonFan]

I make them all attack the Dragon. Not a single one of them died, but sure enough, the dragon did.

I give the next poster a pair of headphones.

[Sophist]

I hook them up to a soundsystem and set up like, 50 towers and blare some StoneBridge or Daft Punk for about 209 hours straight. The Dragon can no longer take it and his heart resonates so quickly it opens up an hole in the side chamber.

I give the next guy chewey.

[Bunktown207]

I make Chewy throw a chewy granola bar off a cliff the dragon follows it because theyre so GD GOOD.




Next poster gets 45850 EXP just from hearing the story......