Final Fantasy Crankeye (With Blizzard as a spell and Dwarra as the main villain)

[Arrow]

I think I'm making the game, but if I get busy I'll throw it to someone experienced who isn't. Hell, after awhile I might just do that anyway, to get some fresh concepts in there.

[Lavata]

Also...is this going to be a game with little-to-no thought put into it...or one with alot of thought put into it?  I was just wondering.  Everytime I think of a 'funny' game it reminds me of one of those horrible ones with nothing in it and empty, horrible maps.

[Astrojazz]

Enven though i'm new, I'd like to be in it!All I ask is that my character has these attributes:
Name - Astrojazz
Class - Theif/Magician  <-- either one
Hair - Brown
Eyes - Green
Sex - Male


Thank you!

[Lord Dante]

Also...is this going to be a game with little-to-no thought put into it...or one with alot of thought put into it?  I was just wondering.  Everytime I think of a 'funny' game it reminds me of one of those horrible ones with nothing in it and empty, horrible maps.

well, if blizzard is making it, i dont think thats a concern.

[haloOfTheSun]

lol cheesey dialogue. I don't mean that in a bad way though.

I remember back when dwarra was making a game like this, although it wasn't Final Fantasy, it was just a game about the crankeye members, and the forum being inaccessable and whatnot, and LOL I had to write music for it. I had Pegasusgamer's Theme, Dwarra's Theme, HaloOfTheSun's Theme (LOOOL), and Silverline's Theme completed, as well as various forum themes (General Chat, Resources, etc.)

I wonder if I still have those...

Anwyay, pretty neat, I s'pose. 

[Arrow]

ZOMG C+C PLZ

I had an idea for a part of the story.

A BOSS IS BEATEN!

After the dust clears, an article of clothing is seen
floating down from the sky.

Arlen: ...Another summon?
Yossy: Wonder who it is this time...

As the garment draws nearer and nearer, the party
figure out what it is.

Gilga: Is that seriously..?
HOTS: No way, it couldn't be.

The item hits the ground.

Yossy: UNDERWEAR.
Fu: Panties? Woah, that's odd.
Silverline: Wonder who's in 'em?
Arrowone: I'm curious as to who's gonna wear 'em.

Fu looks toward Yossy, raising his eyebrows repeatedly
in a comical fashion, a ridiculous grin across his face.

Yossy: No.
HOTS: Hm...
Fu: Well if YOU aren't gonna wear 'em, who will?
Gilga: I really don't want to imagine ANY of the rest of
us wearing panties...
Fu: ...Well hold on a sec.

Fu takes the undergarments and places them snugly on his
head.

An awkward silence occurs.

Fu: Hey guys?
Gilga: Yes, Fu?
Fu: I don't think there's anyone in these...
Arrowone: So that must mean...
Silverline: They're (BOSS'S) panties.
Yossy: OH GOD THAT'S SO FUNNY!

Gilgamesh gets a disgusted look on his face, and arlen
struggles to stifle his laughter. Fu begins to tear at
the undies, strugling to get them off of his cranium as
quickly as humanly possible.

Silverline: Careful Fu, we don't want you getting
head crabs.
Arrowone: That's one for the scrap book.

[Nightwolf]

LOL

i dun wanna be a mysterious guy, i wanna be in the team, but not talk a lot...

[Lord Dante]

i wanna be some guy who helps out somehow, perhaps, in-game. *shrug* or, maybe i could be an enemy.

[Nightwolf]

Dwarras side hand guy..


I got soem dialogues too--


After Dwarra is defeated....

Yossy- GLAD we could defeat hin..
Fu- Yes it was a pretty tough thing...

Nightwolf ( yup THATS ME!) - Tough for you that is...

Yossy- Where are you going?
Nightwolf- Out of this falling cave!

Silverline- He's right..the cave is falling


*they come out of the cave and that*

Silver- Do you hear that noise


Fu- Dwarra is alive....

[Lord Dante]

Dwarras side hand guy..


I got soem dialogues too--


After Dwarra is defeated....

Yossy- GLAD we could defeat hin..
Fu- Yes it was a pretty tough thing...

Nightwolf ( yup THATS ME!) - Tough for you that is...

Yossy- Where are you going?
Nightwolf- Out of this falling cave!

Silverline- He's right..the cave is falling


*they come out of the cave and that*

Silver- Do you hear that noise


Fu- Dwarra is alive....

hmmm...*shrug* you mean like making the final battle like "rawr, now witness my REAL true form!!!"

[Nightwolf]

...NO...



..yeah -.-

[Lord Dante]

lol. well, i think thatd be funny, but instead of fighting him theyd just like, push him off a cliff and walk off.

[Nightwolf]

The starting

Dwarra- I WILL RULE OVER THE WORLD! I WILL MAKE EVERYTHING BAD!  ISHALL DESTRUCT EVERYTHING!

Silverline- Why?

Dwarra- I dun have anything to do

Silver- Ah you need a life -.-

[Lord Dante]

lol.

wait, you mean at the begining begining or end begining?

also, is the title really going to be as unwieldy as "Final Fantasy: crankeye(with billzard as a spell and dwarra as the main villain)"? it seems almost to be like Borat, which has a very awesome yet unwieldy title.

[Nightwolf]

no only FFC...

Final Fuckanty Crankeye lol...

ANd i mean the beggining begginging..

[haloOfTheSun]

I think the title should be as long as possilbe. Something like:

Final Fantasy Crankeye ~ With Blizzard as a spell and Dwarra as the main villain. Of course there will be some chocobos, you can't have Final Fantasy without chocobos. And crystals! Now in the form of cubic zirconium!! Yes, get yours now for $29.99 while supplies last! But wait, there's more! Arrowone, Silverline, Yossy, FuMannchu, HaloOfTheSun, and a handful of other people you've probably never heard of, yes, all right here in this one game. Batteries not included, non toxic, and probably not fun for all ages. OH AND MOOGLES! How can you forget moogles? You can now get moogles a la mode! Just in time for the holiday season.

[Lord Dante]

I think the title should be as long as possilbe. Something like:

Final Fantasy Crankeye ~ With Blizzard as a spell and Dwarra as the main villain. Of course there will be some chocobos, you can't have Final Fantasy without chocobos. And crystals! Now in the form of cubic zirconium!! Yes, get yours now for $29.99 while supplies last! But wait, there's more! Arrowone, Silverline, Yossy, FuMannchu, HaloOfTheSun, and a handful of other people you've probably never heard of, yes, all right here in this one game. Batteries not included, non toxic, and probably not fun for all ages. OH AND MOOGLES! How can you forget moogles? You can now get moogles a la mode! Just in time for the holiday season.

ROFL!!! thats great!!!

and wait...people have heard of me....

right?

right?!!

lol.

[haloOfTheSun]

No.



































lol jk.

[Lord Dante]

haha. way to stretch the page.

wow, right on time. No real talk about the game and its past 9:00 pm! tomorrow is day 3 of the experiment!!!

*ahem*
right. so i notice blizzard hasnt posted much in this topic.

[darkelementwars]

woah does this mean i can make some dialogue too?

my introduction scene

after defeating a bunch of below-average weak monsters who keep attacking the main group for seemingly no reason, i make myself known.

Me: Well, well, I see you have made it this far.  Congrats.

Arlen: So...you are?

Yossy: I think he's a member of the forums...like, he just joined.

Me: I see my reputation is ahead of me once again!  Now let's do this!  My evil plans will consume all!

Silverline: And those are, exactly?

Me: It's a genuis 3 step plan.  Step 1: Kill you guys.  Step 2....  Step 3: Forum Domination.

Silverline: Wait, what was step 2?

Me: I don't know...something to do with my n00b army...and pizza...

Fu: So do...we fight you now?

Me: ~whiny~ nooooo, I'm an important villian! You fight me later!

Fu: ...k

Me: HAHAHA!  I AM THE GREATEST!

~flees~

[Lord Dante]

rofl. post it on youtube when its done.

I like your version, or rather, add-on to halo's.

[&&&&&&&&&&&&&]

my part!

They are walking through a forest and a moster jumps at them. I come and slay it and say.

Me- I am the greatest warrior in this land, and without me, you will not get past, even the weakest of monsters. I will use my sword and shield to save you and...

but they don't even hear the rest because they were walking away. 

[Lord Dante]

lol. wow, okay guys, cool it. I mean...try to make them actually funny, and not all just like "i am this" and have them walk away. *shrug* i think that should just happen at the end, i mean, because normally the characters stay and fight.

[darkelementwars]

lol. wow, okay guys, cool it. I mean...try to make them actually funny, and not all just like "i am this" and have them walk away. *shrug* i think that should just happen at the end, i mean, because normally the characters stay and fight.

hey i said it first xp and they do fight me...just not at first meet

[Lord Dante]

lol. wow, okay guys, cool it. I mean...try to make them actually funny, and not all just like "i am this" and have them walk away. *shrug* i think that should just happen at the end, i mean, because normally the characters stay and fight.

hey i said it first xp and they do fight me...just not at first meet

er...right. i think you should be like, the first boss. maybe.

Then they kill me! wait... no. I kill them.... wait... no... um. (brain fart)

just...no. *shrug*

...i think youd be good in the game in a similar fashion to DEW, but you should put more thought into your introduction.