THE BEST SAYINGS KNOWN TO MAN (GAME)

When Japanese try to make RPGs, somebody sets up us the bomb
~Dunno who

Remember that you are mortal.

"We are born with the dead:
See, they return and bring us with them."
T.S. Eliot, Little Gidding

girls are just a mosaic of stupidity and hormones and emotions.

....Great, now i'm pissed off.  Did he learn everything you know about life from TV or something?


In other matters,

"Everyone in the world is a weirdo freak, except for you, which makes YOU  a weirdo freak."
ASK A NINJA POWER XD

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" -- The Joker

"When life gives you lemons, make me a pie god dammit!"
                                                                            Quote from Nick

"Come on baby... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby take my hand... Don't fear the Reaper
We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby I'm your man..."

 

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!" ~Homer J Simpson

"Everything that goes around comes around- like a boomerang! If it's thrown at an exact angle which is tough to find so never aim your shots" - Nightwolf.

the meaning, dumbwits, is that never do things for something in return. Dont expect good stuff.

Expect an irock.

Frylock: Shake, what're you doing with that gutter?
Master Shake: What're you doin' with that beard, huh? Answer that, scientist

"Your best? Losers always whine about 'their best'. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

-John Patrick Mason

"Did you know that i told you so has a brother? it's name is shut the hell up!"

-the simpsons, i think -_0

If knowing is half the battle, then trusting is the war.

-me

"HI BILLIE MAYS HERE"

- Billie Mays

Metalacolypse commercial

"DO NOT STOP WATCHING THE FIRST 15 MINUTES OF THIS SHOW....OR.....YOU WILL MISS THE LAST 15 MINUTES.....OF THIS SHOW!"

THEY SMELL MY CAT!

-Dr. Orpheus

"Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"When life gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS."

"We have one planet, and one chance." -Tim McIlrath

"Your smut is now downloaded."

(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house

"When life gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS."

in a similar vein

"when god gives you lemons, it's time to FIND A NEW GOD!" -- Powerthirst GODBERRY: KING OF THE JUICE!

Pyscho Mantis - "I'm going to be a boss"
Snake - "Am I hallucenating?"
Pyscho Mantis -"You like men."
Snake - "YOU CAN SEE INTO MY MIND?!"
Psycho Mantis - "No."
Snake - "Fuck."

Some cool, funny sensible stuffs and sayings:

* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

*On your left brain there is nothing right. On your right brain, there is nothing left.

*You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

*Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect. so why practice?

* Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

*Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

* They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

* Plenty so sleep when you are dead.

* Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.

* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

*On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

"Practice makes perfect. I think most men need a little practice, don't you Mr. Green?" - Ms. Scarlet from the movie Clue.