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THE BEST SAYINGS KNOWN TO MAN (GAME)

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(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house
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Pyscho Mantis - "I'm going to be a boss"
Snake - "Am I hallucenating?"
Pyscho Mantis -"You like men."
Snake - "YOU CAN SEE INTO MY MIND?!"
Psycho Mantis - "No."
Snake - "Fuck."




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This is MORTRED. the phantom assassin
Some cool, funny sensible stuffs and sayings:

* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

*On your left brain there is nothing right. On your right brain, there is nothing left.

*You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

*Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect. so why practice?

* Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

*Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

* They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

* Plenty so sleep when you are dead.

* Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.

* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

*On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

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"Practice makes perfect. I think most men need a little practice, don't you Mr. Green?" - Ms. Scarlet from the movie Clue.




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Chuck Palahniuk - Fight Club

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lol @ quotes from Fight Club

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lol @ quotes from Fight Club

He's my favorite author. If I had Invisible Monsters with me right now, I'd quote that instead.

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"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it."
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