THE BEST SAYINGS KNOWN TO MAN (GAME)

Ok this is a new game i was thinking and hope it works. well here are the rules and what to do

RULES

1:dont keep posting over and over wait for someone else to before you.
2:dont swear and make rasist remarks or say things that will hurt other peoples felings (this dose not count for the government or people on TV)
3:after there has been 2000 post i hope crank will lock this forum then ill open a forum to post the best so we can have a vote to see whos was the best.
4: No repeting the same thing over and over

ok ill start off here is my saying

If con is the opposite of pro, isn't Congress the opposite of progress?

If money is the root of all evil, then if you plant a dollar, will it grow an evil tree?

men may be the head of the house, but women are the neck, and the neck can turn the head anyway it wants

SUMMARY?-
men would be nowhere without women (yes this is my plea for help, plz email me tips that can help me be more "gentlemany" around girls)

Here are another two along the same vein:
If a man says something in the woods, and nobody is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
and
A very wise man once said - "I don't know, go ask a woman."

if flies are attracated to honey more then vinager aren't they attracted more to a  stink pile of bull poop then to honey

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"Practice makes perfect. But if nobody's perfect, why practice?"

All your base are belong to us.

Everyone 4 seconds a babby is born.. holy shit!! were machine guns Daaaammmn

Sanity is only a state of mind.

Love is just a sarcastic state of mind.

girls are just a mosaic of stupidity and hormones and emotions.

WHAT???
IS THAT YOU PARENTS TEACH TO YOU???
OMG WHAT'S A RUDE GUY!
you're so silly
be gentle with girls bastard!

"Practice makes perfect. But if nobody's perfect, why practice?"

Haha, awesome.

i picked that up from my friend.  and i feel it now because i need a gf.  nothing personal

I am police give me all your omnivores

Hear mew now, understand me later.

you are sneaky- like tall ninja in short grass

you are smelly like my armpit... lol

you will do beter in school if you get no sleep

Wow, I thought one of the rules was not offend people. You even said not to offend the government, so what's up with making a joke about the Congress?

Rule #1 of dating: If you don't play the field, you don't play the game.

And another (From a song I like) that fits into the above saying:

**** the game, don't let the game **** you.

and then the rabbi said: thats my sandwhich!

whos your daddy?

"Every man dies. Not every man lives."
-Mel Gibson; Braveheart

Wow, I thought one of the rules was not offend people. You even said not to offend the government, so what's up with making a joke about the Congress?

Rule #1 of dating: If you don't play the field, you don't play the game.

And another (From a song I like) that fits into the above saying:

**** the game, don't let the game **** you.

i said you can make fun of the govenment.. becorse they suke and are the incarnation of satern.. lol. just dont make fun of some one derecly like a girl who dumbed you but you can make fun of any body in government becorse they all gay.

Wow, I thought one of the rules was not offend people. You even said not to offend the government, so what's up with making a joke about the Congress?

Rule #1 of dating: If you don't play the field, you don't play the game.

And another (From a song I like) that fits into the above saying:

**** the game, don't let the game **** you.

i said you can make fun of the govenment.. becorse they suke and are the incarnation of satern.. lol. just dont make fun of some one derecly like a girl who dumbed you but you can make fun of any body in government becorse they all gay.

you mean ryu said...

acrding to the us army if an enemy fires at you it's called enemy fire. so if an ally fires at you it's friendly fire?

people live like they'll never die but die like they never lived.

girls are just a mosaic of stupidity and hormones and emotions.

 
 ........really?

I'm multi-talented.

I can ignore you AND act like I'm listening at the same time!

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

if your cheating on a test your cheating on yourself

The pen is mighter than the sowrd.

I can do nothing, with God, I can do anything.

The pen is mighter than the sowrd.

but the typewriter is heavier.

You can forget what you say, but,...can you forget what you do?

"I don't know" and I quote.

"I know" and I don't quote.

Oh my god!

Oh my satan!

oh my cupcakes!LOL

Not every story lasts a lifetime, while others, last for eternity....

This is so legendarish! :twisted:

if women are the root of all evil, why is satan a male?

if women are the root of all evil, why is satan a male?

because he's the prince of evil, and lilith is the queen of all evil (an alchaic myth *alchemy*)

God only helps those who help themselves.

*b4 you ask, YES I'm a Christian :wink: )

im Christian to but i use the bible as a paper wait. lol its so boring and Christian studies at school sucks. [/list]

I'm christian. My church rocks! We do a bunch of cool, fun, made up sports in my youth group, and then somehow make it relgious. But it's still cool.

Yay for Jesus!

i hate that youth group crap. they asked me to bring me a movie to whach so i broth in full matal alcimist and i got yell at for it violice and they dont belive in alcimy or any kind of which craft. so to piss them off more the next week i brot peace maker which is proble the most violent carton ever. it rocks to but there is a heap of blood in it. lol i got baned from it for about 6 weeks to think about my actions and i had do have a interview with my perents there they thort i was disterped. lol.

I never had to go to anything like that, lucky me.  

 Can't rape the willing.

Can't rape the willing.

 :O_o: WHAT THE HELL :O_o:

:O_o: WTF is an interesting reply :whoa:

The heart is willing but the flesh is weak...

( :O_o: didn't mean to start a conversation there lol... fma and peacemaker to a youthgroup... I'd be killed)

it is better to be in the wilderness than with a brawling woman.

There is no knowledge that is not power (Mortal Kombat #3) sub-zero wins jajajaja :twisted:

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind

with great power come great responisbility  (if you dont know what thats form you have no hope in life)lol

spider man... spider man... he can do... what a spider can...

Ignorance is NOT bliss
Ignorance is IGNORANCE!!!

I think there fore I am. (Sorry about the rape thing. It's a saying here where I live.)

what does it mean?

Ask not what your country can do for you.
ask what YOU can do for your country.

Correction:

DON'T ask what can your country do for you,
Ask what can YOU do for your country.

lol can't rape the willing, so true...

Quote martian "I am your leader!" un-quote martian

Life is like a box of chocolates.

                                          -Forest Gump

Those who can't do must TEACH
Those who can't teach will mock those who can.

Teenagers can be smart too!!!

lol

nobody said they aren't

my mom did lol :|

now for a saying, yah... err...

"Is that a giant 2 headed gorilla?"

Where?!

you can fool some of the people some of the time,
but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

Cool...

the best saying is ctrl.alt.supr damn i closed it

c:/c:/dos/c:/dos/run.run.dos.run

the best saying is ctrl.alt.supr damn i closed it

c:/c:/dos/c:/dos/run.run.dos.run

"Be the change you want to see in the world." - Displayed at my school's auditorium

and

"If Neo's The One then who's The Two?" - who know's where

OH MY GOD! You killed Kenny!

-michaelxp has the southpark-ish madness-

-michaelxp has pizza in his avatar...-


Boys are trouble, but Girls are fun... heh ...that may be why boys are trouble.

Boys aren't trouble! Liora is a trouble!

Ofcorse we are fun ^^.

 got milk?

Yeah. I got milk! :whoa:

Ever since my experience points went into the triple digits, I've had to keep the ladies and valkyries off with a 2 handed plus 3 broad sword.

If I hade a cupcake..............I would eat it.

"Lloyd, if you abandon me here, I swear I'll come back to haunt you!"
"I've just had a sudden, violent urge to abandon you..."  ~Tales of Symphonia

here is a bit from my game E-moon

{Shadow}You think the gods are with you today jamie..

{Jamie}I dont need them with me.. i have the power to kill you

{Shadow}Ha. you keep thinking that it will take you to your death bed. theres no hope for you today jamie. today it ends

{Jamie thinking}Dragons if you dont help today im telling you i will hunt you down and make youe lifes hell (the dragons his talking about are the 6 dragon gods)

{Shadow} Fight Jamie or the shadow sliders can have ruby


im not sure it thats a saying but i cant think of any thing else to say.

Swab the sails, wax the parrot!  I refuse to walk the plank!

Yossy I love your Siggy.

 "Yeah and you dad put his finger away."

its true girl are a completly difernt speise just look what the hell doe the last 2 poetmean. no ofence i dont think any male gets your kind.

My kind? Maked us sound like dogs or something. Wait are you  saying that, nevermind.

what i said girl are think very difernt to men i dinnt call you dogs i dont call calls names like a surnint some one i know
(you know who you are) you think very differnt to us that all not being sexist any way back to topic

what i said girl are think very difernt to men i dinnt call you dogs i dont call calls names like a surnint some one i know
(you know who you are) you think very differnt to us that all not being sexist any way back to topic

girls aren't really that different, they just think differently.
its not that they work differently, it's just they look at things with a different perspective.

ex:
when a boy sees a girl he goes, "Whoah... she's HOT..."

when a girl looks at that boy, depending on her maturity level, she'll either go "Hmm... I wonder if he's nice." or "OOhh... I bet he's popular, I wanna date him!!!"

thats what i siad

:twisted: Whoah... she's HOT..."

  Thank you!!

L0L
\/\/4CK0!!!!

TOBACCO is WACKO!!

quote *I just got my hair buzzed!!!* un-quote

w007

The sun will come out to blind your dreams!!

Sword-chucks, yo!

英雄は彼自身のの前に他の必要性常に決定する  
A Hero will always but the needs of others before his own

A good one gongo

it's better to lose a lover than to love a loser  

I WOULD THINK THE OTHER WAY AROUND I WOULD PERFER HAVING A LOVER THAN A LOSER, UNLESS THEY WERE BOTH THEM I WOULD BE FUCKED. LOL

lol
Be a motherfucker not a fuckermother

dont they mean the same thing. any way rember no rude ones.

Existance is underrated.

I agree with Yossy.
Underrated.
Just like moving, standing and spoons.

Who said that GOD is not a DOG?

You did?

Nah. Someone else probably.

The sun will come out to blind your dreams!!

Wait, did I say that one already?

Oh my God!!! The cat's on fire again!!!!
(Who's line is it anyways. Collin Mockery)

Crist Sack - Gongo3090

Christ Sake?

Yeah, I looked at his post. Ha ha! that's funny.

How can I uncast a high level demon?? (words of a sorcerer aprentice over the phone to his master before dying)

Wow. They all have good sentences. I won't have what to say when I die :whoa:

Empty?!  Nooooo!!!

I'M AS SERIOUS AS A HEART ATTACK (My 6th grade reely old english teacher)

I'm not in 6th grade though lol

I am lost. I have gone to go look for me.
If i return before I get back...tell me to wait there.

I went outside one day and found found myself only to relize I was looking in a pond

i was outside and sat down but wasnt sitting down and i didnt want to sit down but i did sit down. So i was sitting down but i wasnt sitting down.

Best sayings, uh?

Frickin' Idiot!
                  -Nepolian Dynamite

Dreams never come true
Nightmares? Do.

"people and their problems!"
                            -mangadude5760

oh it's you!

yeah i made that up


Do you feel lucky punk?

-Clint Eastwood

i'll be back

You gonna bark all day, little doggy?  Or are you gonna bite?

here's a pickup line my friend told me lol -

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Spamdunculous.  -HaloOfTheSun

Pie, eat it.

-Zxmelee

UNCLE FUCKER!!!

-Terrance and Phillip

Its Ham Time!

-Matt F.

"My mama always said life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonna get"

FOREST GUMP

UNCLE FUCKER!!!

-Terrance and Phillip

agian read the rules, no rude words. sorry but its so this game dose not get closed.

"K-bish!  K-BISH!!  Man, I was just crazy.  Blu never spoke to me again after that."

Silly bunny, Trix are for kids!

"You know how to whistle, don'tcha?  You just put you lips together and... blow."

" If I agree with you, we both be wrong! "

-Zxmelee

"Who you think you are, man?  Some kinda Mega Man or somethin'?!"
-Viewtiful Joe

" Trust me, there all idiots "

Ookyoo!  ~Hamtaro

Kenshin-a-go-go, Baby!!!

~Viewtiful Joe~

Dude, it's definitely Henshin-a-go-go!   :^^:

"You're not some fantasy nerd, are you?  Did you find the +1 Dagger, too?!" -Sigma Star Saga

Henshin? I thought it was Kenshin... :O_o:

No, it's Henshin.

I need to find me a copy of Viewtiful Joe 2 one of these days.

I have it. It rocks.

Anyway, back to the topic.

"I have a craving for Froot Loops."

"I'm cuckoo for Coco Puffs!"

"Who has the most swollen pits in the kingdom?!"

Um...I don't know.... :O_o:

"OOOOHHHH YEEEAAAAHH!!  Dig it!  Woo!!"

"Gum! The word is Gum! G-U-M. Jeez, do i have to spell it out for ya'?"

~Viewtiful Joe~

IGLOOS OF POWER ARE COMING TO DESTORY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

"Luke, I am your father" *inhale sound* *exhale sound*

" You don't play golf! You play flog! " " Golf backwards? "

I am lost. I have gone looking for me.
If I return before I get back, tell me to wait.

"Look... I...want to plow you" "?" "Honk honk!"

Holy *insert strange noun*, Batman!!!!!

" Wo wo wo wo wo ...wo .......wo........wo.... this is not my batman glass."

These things go real fast!

" MSN is just a way so Bill Gates can look at your girlfriend's web cam " " Really? " " No, chances are, its your parents. " " No, then I would been dead! "

"Oh, sure. You're not a bear. And I'm not a moose. Look I'm a rabbit, eh?"

"i swear to drunk im not god" lol

Oh, God. No! Don't let it grab you! *sounds of someone having his head ripped off*

Dude....you let it grab you....

Conversation between an elf and a dwarf   lol

Dwarf: hello.
*sounds of a battle*  

Your mom

its "yo' mama"  Zxmelee

Whatever! " Makin' bacon! " -Duke Nukem

"Dude, run!!"
-Dustin, Ghost Hunters

You're going to die young because you smoke 18 cigarettes a day and you're
going to hell because of the life you chose......your f*cked"

~Constantine~

"Babes, bullets, Bombs, I love this job" -Duke Nukem

"Girls' Mud wrestling. everything I like in one! I like girls. I like wrestling
and hey, I like mud. It just doesn't get ny better than this!"

Great Mysterious Handsome Warrior
Zelos: Did you see that?  That was the Great Mysterious Masked Handsome Warrior Zelos at work!
Genis: Hey, can I ask you a question, Mr. Great Mysterious Masked Handsome Warrior?
Zelos: Certainly, young man.  Ask me anything you like.
Genis: If you

Ganondorf: I shall rule Hyrule! No one can stop me! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!

Link: Dude, this is "The Legend of Zelda" not "The Legend of Ganondorf"

Ganondorf: So what?

Link: That means you can't win. wait....Does that mean I can't win either?

Zelda:........ :O_o:

" Is 'Spoof' a techincally term? "

:shock:  I DONT KNOW!

Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Student: Ummmm It is at home on my dresser.

"Whoops... I forgot you're a idiot."

HOLY CRAP PALADIN

(YES!) "1337 is number, not a word."

( for real )

My favorite saying:
You Die and Go To Hell!

"Double posting is for squares, like pants!"

Newb: Double Posting is Fun!
Admin: Hey look He is double Posting!
*Moderater runs and Drop kicks newb*
Admin and Moderater: YEAH!!!

"Hey, just pulled in for the idiot con.?"

ASTALA VEISTA!!! BABY!!

"Halo 3 will be better." -Nate

" KINGDOM HEARTS KICKS ARSE!!!!!! " -zshadowzero27

Zxmelee: Hey you bought a Gameboy Micro?!
Nate: Yeah, just for fun.
Zxmelee: ....What else for?!

" I have been having these wierd thoughts lately....... "

Cory: I got a DS!
Zxmelee: There goes your collage with your collection of PSP, XBox, Cube, Ipod, Alienware Computer, Cellphone, Hi-Def T.v. , TiVo, RPG XP, and Photoshop 10.

" I need a weapon! "

"Why can't I use my blaster?"

" There has to be more to life than just standing around wondering if there is more to life! "

"Yeah more fighting!...wow"  (sarcasm is there)

" I want my Cheesy Poofs!!! "

"yo' Mama!" ......classic

"Are we there yet?"

" How You Doin " - Joey from the show Friends

"Who's your daddy, and what does he do?"

( lol ) " Holy S**T!!! "

"Goodnight, no joke." -Zxmelee

" Get off the computer now! " - stepdad

"HOLY CRAP PALADIN"
                          -Zxmelee

What was this porn mag doing under your mattress *mom*

"Where have you been?"

"Luke...I am your father...and your uncle..." - A hillbilly version of Star Wars

"you tryed your best and failed misseribly...
the lesson is never to try"

that was from homer simpson him self,

"with $10,000, we can be million airs"

agian from the mouth of the smartest man Mr homer Jay Simsoson (lol)

"Every story must have an ending." - Auron, FFX

"The leader always stays till the end." - Barret Wallace, FFVII

"The captian is always the last to leave" - Commander Glen, Suikoden IV

i dont think you meant to double post...so i dont care


"You're fired"
               -Donald Trump

"You just don't fit in." Martha S.

A certain someone should NOT be talkin' to Big Daddy. Ya' hear me!?

"Well Exuuuuuuse me, Princess!" Legend of Zelda Show

That's a spicy meat-a-ball!!!!

"You...YOU!"

Agent: You

Smith: Yes me.

*smith copies himself onto agent*

Smith: Me...me..me

Smith copy:....me too.

"And I quote"

----the first person to "say and I quote"

And I quote "And I quote "And I quote "And I quote "And I quote "And I quote"""""

"will it will never end!?"

Evil bad Guys from Games: I WILL RULE THE WORLD/UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!

"You are full of bullsh**"

"Unleash the Hammer of the Emperor."

"Okay, that's it. I'm insane!"

" Stand alone, I'm complex..."

"Wait! Wait for it.....wait for it.......yup. My brain's gone."

"are you sure this is safe?"

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

(i laughed for so long after reading them lol )

I can't stop laughing! That's really hilarious! OMG, that's the funniest thing
I've heard all week. Ha Ha Ha!

" I am bored "

"Y'all better come look at this before I flush it!"

" I am going out with a Girl/Boy already. "

THAT WAS THE MOST FUNNIEST THING I HAVE HEARD IN LIKE FOREVER!!!! WHERE DID YO GET THAT FROM!!!??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....oh no! my sides are splitting! HAHAHAHA!!!

"bring your pie to my place so we can eat it together."
" :shock: "

"mmmmmm PIE"

"Mmmm... Pistal Wip..."

"mmmmm...Hydrochloric acid"

"Mmmm...Beer, the drink of champs,"

Lable on a knife that was translated wrong it said...


"please keep out of children"

"Stop asking like a Elf!" "Then stop asking like a human!"

"To be or not to be? that is the question"

"Do you know question 5?"
"Your mother!"
"That doesn't make sense!"
"Because you touch yourself at night!"
"That is really gay..."

"Chris listen. every thing i have told you is a lie except that and that and that and that and......."

"I'm a expert!"

"Believe me! I know what i am doing!" *gets zapped by electrical wire*

"Don't wear your hat inside."
"Why?"
"I don't know."

"I approve!"

---Mangadude5760

"Double posting is for squares, like pants!"

"i'm looking for a cosmo and wanda"
"i'm cosmo and wanda"

SpongeBob DVD Collection : 100$
Spongebob video game : 60$
Your parents telling you to get a life : give me 60$ for porno.

"thunder could be yellow"

"Ord eel ord eel ord eel."  ~Fighter, 8-Bit Theatre

"please someone but him out of my misery"
"Your gp or your hp"
"Hadoken!!!"

*points to sig :O_o: *
"The character sheet is mightier than the sword"  ~Red Mage, 8-Bit-Theatre

"Sword:  Oh, yeah?  Tale this!!
Character Sheet:  Nope, I've got +15 Slashing Resistance!!
Sword:  Phooey."
~Me, just now.  Man, I'm a loser.

"do you really have to practice your kung fu  on the bed?"

" Look its a .... Nvm  "

"I am don't the knowing."  Fukazake Shiro Tetsu Samurai, Nuklear Age

When Light turns to Dark...
The Calm comes before the Storm...
When Reality is a Dream...
Then Good must face Evil...
Unlock your Destiny...
KINGDOM HEARTS

( That is what it is going to say on my title screen for my KH game, and when it says KINGDOM HEARTS it will show the title of my game )

"Pron."

" I have been having these wierd thoughts lately... "

Its a bird!
Its a plane!
NO! Its Superman!

"Pron."

how the hellis that a saying its a word, stick to topic

"Number one answer"

"There's THREE kind of people in the world!

1. Those who CAN count

2 Those who CAN'T count

Wait a minute......."

Foxworthy:"you moght be a redneck if you have agunrack on your gunrack."

stu:"you suck!"*slams door closed*

Pron is saying...

"Walk slowly, and carry a big gun" -Force Cammander: Dawn of War

"Its a monkey! wait thats not very interesting...Its a Star Wars Monkey!"

"If you have ever tried to unclog your sink with a shotgun.....you might be a redneck."

"Only 19.95!"

Peter:"Chicken...Gave me a bad coupon."

"You know what used to scare me as a kid? Those commercials where these
kids would be sitting in the living room, looking all bored and then suddenly
a big jug of Kool-aid comes crashing through the wall screaming 'Oh Yeah!'
And the kids are all 'Yay! The Kool-aid man!' But me, i would be like 'Oh my
god, what the f*ck did you do to my wall? 'oh yeah'? Your new slogan's going
to be 'Oh no! What have I done to this poor kid's wall?'"

Lol I've seen that!

"Ctrl, Alt, Delete is all the keys you need."

HAHA! what was that on before?


"seamonkey stole my money....yes i'm a natural blue"

"For the Imperium."

"The mind is a terrible thing to waste"

"Lamo!"

"Loser!"

"You're getting on my nerves."

(are you talking to me?)


"what did i do! waaaaaaaah!"

(No!)

"Grr... hands of my cake!"

"mmmmmm....Cake"

ZIM: This machine has an advanced stealth cloacking device. Do you know what that means?

GIR: Ooooohhhh...baghawaghwgaghwabaghwagh!!!!

ZIM: That means it turns invisible.

GIR: I had no idea....

"Oooohhh your getting suuuuuuuued" -Family Guy

for what!?


"i'll turn you into poo" family guy-chris

"Kkahha!" -Link

"RRaaagghhh!!!" -Ganondorf.

"wimper"-Zelda

Zxmelee: Stone Fighter demo is out!
Brother: Your game blows.
Zxmelee: I have friends.
Brother: I have friends! *Runs up stairs*

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! hilarious!!!!"-mangadude

Brother: What kind of name is Zxmelee?
Zxmelee: What kind of name is I_m_Rely_gay?

cant help but spam so....HAHAHAHAHA!!! HILARIOUS ONCE AGAIN!

"OOOOOHHH YYEEEEAAAHH!!  Dig it!  Woo!!"

"Ohh oh oh oh... I don't like blueberry pie..." http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BHKVJ93L

granade!!!!! *medal of honor 1 PSX*

"That was easy.  Like taking candy from a baby."
"Aww, it's not nice to take candy from babies."

"Itsa me, a Mario!"

"I'm the best!" -Toad

"Blood for the blood god!" -Khorne of Chaos

"If your soul is imperfect, living will be difficult..." -Ryu Hayabusa, (aka the Ninja Gaiden)

"Don't like to read feakin long tutorials? Never fear! Zxmelee is here! I point out every thing, step by step, you see what to do. You hear what to do. Thats better learning!" -Zxmelee

Resident Evil tips:

1) If it's alive, shoot it
2) If it looks alive, shoot it.
3) If it looks dead, shoot it
4) If it IS dead, shoot it anyways.
5) If it looks like my high school english teacher, hit it
    with everything you've got and run for your life!!!!

Maple Story tips

1- only ks people who are under lvl 15 or they will defame

2- if you ks from me ill murder you

3- kissern to music in I-tunes and tuern the sound and music off in the game to have better music playing

4- Dont piss of a GM

5- Dont attack crimsion barlog what ever lvl you are

6- dont go to Sleepywood before you hit lvl 20

7- Dont beg or ill go nuts

8- global maple story is the best

9- Bera is the best

10- i'm the best (lopl)

11- if you ever see Crimson Barlog the only thing you should do is RUN!!!!

12- dont go to orbis before you hit lvl 30

13- never trust a GM (they are evil they relesed a Crimsion barlog in town ful of noobs the dumb ass GM ill hunt him down  :twisted: )

14- warriors and bowman are the ebst jobs

15- dont give out your pas if you do you deserve to get hacked

16- if you use hacks ill kill you

17- if you scam ill also kill you (not to mention the GMs after you)

well thats it for today. lopl

Zelda tips:

1. Hit switches
2. Defeat enemies
3. Push blocks
4. Light torches

Complete all/any of the above, wait for the "Da da da dunn!" music to sound, and voila, the door opens.

"need more souls"
    -Nighmare of soulcaliber 2

"Breaking. Entering. Gifting." -Gamepro

Life is like a video game without save points.

On WoW...
Tathar: Do BS with me!!1
Zacas: Fine...

40 minutes later...

Zacas: Where are you
Tathar: what?
Zacas: BS?
Tathar: Right. Forgot.

You shit face cock master!!!  - Terrance and Philliap from South Park

"He had a baseball bat and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
-Max Payne

"Shmanky, the Learning Slug, says..."

" Holy CRap Paladin! " --Zxmelee

"I... am a GOLDEN GOD!!"  -Warlords Battlecry 2

"If pie was a colour, would it be your favourtie?"

yes it would

" You Bonner biding Dick fuck fuck face!!! " -- Terreance and Philliap

If CON is the opposite of PRO, then shoudn't Congress be the opposite of Progress?

"Ipods and Mp3 players... ARE THE SAME F**KING THING YOU IDIOT!" and my teacher was speechless!

"Were you slow as a child?"  -Eiri Yuki, Gravitation

And if these brain damaged people would only do that, there would not have
to be a beating. But let me tell you. there's going to be a beating...tonight!!!

~Bill Cosby~

"Man, Shuu and I were up all night playing Soul Calibur 2!!"  -Ryuuichi, Gravitation

Person 1: I never trusted boys!

Person 2: Then pretend they're girls.

Person 1:.....I don't trust girls either.

Person 2: Butyou trust them more than boys

Person 1: Good point.

"This rod shall be your doom!"  ~Kilik

"Souls! I need more souls!!!" Nightmare

"Man, I'm way better-looking than you!" -Yunsung   :^^: I love that

Love is just a sarcastic state of mind.

 Sorry but that would be a TOS violation if i have ever seen one in my life.

"Give....me.....ENERGY!!!!!"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?"
"Fo' drizzle."  

HAHAHAHAhahaahahaha... hoo.  Man.

Person 1: You are trapped in a room with no doors, and all the windows are barred. how do you get out?

Person 2: The same way you got in.

My thirst is endless

~Nightmare

P1: I know you hacking !
P2: I know im hacking thats why im here !
P1: You know a can report you ?
P2: you know your Bitch'n bout your mom using her teeth ?
GM: Alright i've had enough no more arguing and dont hack or i'll p4wnz0rd you
P/P2: Fuck you, your the fucking reason im hacking and his mum is bitching get a fucking real job you usless hobo with no friends and a girl friend on line who is really man whore !
GM: Crimson balrog time !
GM: Suck on that giant monster
P1: Thats what your mamma wants to do !
P1 & P2 Logged out

That was on Maple story [17/5/06] at 6:03 pm the players were Exvaltix and ImAFecKnNoob please defame them

"Shomer Shabbas! Shomer FUCKING SHabbas!"

-The Big Lebowsky

if nobody else has seen that movie, you should. Its wierd but funny. Lol...

My favorite pick-up line is- Does this smell like chloroform to you?

"Well bend you over and take you up browntown"
-Kyle Gass, Tenacious D.

"Shomer Shabbas! Shomer FUCKING SHabbas!"

-The Big Lebowsky

if nobody else has seen that movie, you should. Its wierd but funny. Lol...

*SMASH*

You see what happens Larry?!

*CRUNCH*

You see what happens when you

*BAM*

pick up a stranger in the Alps?!

*WHACKA*

"Baby your feet hurt? Cuz dam! you be walking on my mind all day."
                         -Will smith

Ashes to ashes...dust to dust..life is short...PARTY WE MUST!

Somebody set us up the bomb!
       -Zero wing

"What man is a man that does not try to make the world better?"

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness. ~ David Wetherfold

Did you see that pole?
Yes i did
I didnt



Always be prepared and look out, you never know what''ll happen tommorrrow.



I bite.

"If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on men, he would kill himself." -Alexander Dumas

Thor's Bitch !

I love Charlie.... And that sexy bitch Colonel Klink.

I love Charlie.... And that sexy bitch Colonel Klink. Also i like editing post to be a dick sucker

Fu is funnier than me.

I like my balls because i can !

Just what I came for, The galactical sphere

lol, not famous at all, its from my star wars movie 

Just what I came for, The galactical sphere

are you kidding me that movie was FRUCKEN AUWSOME

I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
Youngster in the Kanto Region, Pokèmon Games

THIS IS THE CHINESE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!

"You know what they say about people in glass houses... they sink sh-sh-sh-ships!"

"Honestly Ossifer, I'n not under the alcofluence of incohol, but the drunker I stand here the longer I get. I've only had tee martoonies, and I've got all day sober to Sunday up in. So siss on you, pister, you ain't so mucking fuch. What in the world makes you think you're so smuking fart?"

Haha! That made me rofl.

"C'mon gang, we're gonna go skating mom and dad, don't worry we wont get cracked up on druggs, we're to straight-edge for that one" - Wally The Bear, from Wally and No Gang.

"good afterble Constanoon"

Like Zylos's but twas on a television add...

"OMG, they killed Kenny! YOU BASTARDS!"

"You know what they say! All toasters toast toast!"
    -Mario in "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CD-i video game console
(Yes, I know the quote makes no sense.)

"I make snow angels in the snow 'cause you can't really make them in piss, you know." -The Generic Pop-Punk Ensemble

"Believe those who are seeking truth. Doubt those that find it."

"LET ME TAKE YOU TO HELL(a)" - Cervantes, Soul Calibur 2

Reporter: “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?”

Miss Teen USA: "I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh...people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and...I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

"You're an idiot." - HaloOfTheSun

"Halo seems to think you're an idiot." -emorlen

"Music is Life" by unknown

it's not the great that are strong. it's the strong that are great
    - star ocean 3(i dont remember his name.)

Cid: "Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink you goddamn TEA!"

"I will destroy everything! I will create a monument to non-existence!" -Kefka

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our
country and our people, and neither do we." —G.W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

''Smoking Kills. If you are killed, you have lost a very important part of your life''

Follow the light for it shows you the way. yet endure the darkness for it shows you the stars.

Here's where Cameran goes beserk...



































AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......!

Ill use one of the quotes from the story Im making


"Possesion is the Motivation of Greed."

-Renus

Created by me not the fictional character renus.

"Great, can I go throw up now?" - Anger Management

"Why is it that when we talk to God, it's called praying, but when god talks to us, it's called Schizophrenia?"

"Procrastination gives you something to look forward to."  - Joan Konner

Violence is never the answer, now stop fighting or I'll bang your heads together!

Vault Dweller: I'm here, in your town Sheriff, to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.

Sheriff: Well whatever you do, make sure you do it where all the armed guards are, or else I'll bash your face in with the nearest blunt object.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life.  A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."  ~ Mark Twain

"I'm going to rape your village and pillage your women" - Unknown

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

Damn it whats that from ;_____;


Cock goes where O_o

lol


Who ever said the pen is mightier that the sword, obviously has never seen an automatic weapon.

When Japanese try to make RPGs, somebody sets up us the bomb
~Dunno who

Remember that you are mortal.

"We are born with the dead:
See, they return and bring us with them."
T.S. Eliot, Little Gidding

girls are just a mosaic of stupidity and hormones and emotions.

....Great, now i'm pissed off.  Did he learn everything you know about life from TV or something?


In other matters,

"Everyone in the world is a weirdo freak, except for you, which makes YOU  a weirdo freak."
ASK A NINJA POWER XD

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" -- The Joker

"When life gives you lemons, make me a pie god dammit!"
                                                                            Quote from Nick

"Come on baby... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby take my hand... Don't fear the Reaper
We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby I'm your man..."

 

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!" ~Homer J Simpson

"Everything that goes around comes around- like a boomerang! If it's thrown at an exact angle which is tough to find so never aim your shots" - Nightwolf.

the meaning, dumbwits, is that never do things for something in return. Dont expect good stuff.

Expect an irock.

Frylock: Shake, what're you doing with that gutter?
Master Shake: What're you doin' with that beard, huh? Answer that, scientist

"Your best? Losers always whine about 'their best'. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

-John Patrick Mason

"Did you know that i told you so has a brother? it's name is shut the hell up!"

-the simpsons, i think -_0

If knowing is half the battle, then trusting is the war.

-me

"HI BILLIE MAYS HERE"

- Billie Mays

Metalacolypse commercial

"DO NOT STOP WATCHING THE FIRST 15 MINUTES OF THIS SHOW....OR.....YOU WILL MISS THE LAST 15 MINUTES.....OF THIS SHOW!"

THEY SMELL MY CAT!

-Dr. Orpheus

"Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"When life gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS."

"We have one planet, and one chance." -Tim McIlrath

"Your smut is now downloaded."

(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house

"When life gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS."

in a similar vein

"when god gives you lemons, it's time to FIND A NEW GOD!" -- Powerthirst GODBERRY: KING OF THE JUICE!

Pyscho Mantis - "I'm going to be a boss"
Snake - "Am I hallucenating?"
Pyscho Mantis -"You like men."
Snake - "YOU CAN SEE INTO MY MIND?!"
Psycho Mantis - "No."
Snake - "Fuck."

Some cool, funny sensible stuffs and sayings:

* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

*On your left brain there is nothing right. On your right brain, there is nothing left.

*You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

*Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect. so why practice?

* Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

*Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

* They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

* Plenty so sleep when you are dead.

* Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.

* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

*On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

"Practice makes perfect. I think most men need a little practice, don't you Mr. Green?" - Ms. Scarlet from the movie Clue.

"We have no great war. No great depression. Our war is a spiritual one. Our great depression is our lives."

Tyler Durden

Chuck Palahniuk - Fight Club

"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty."

~Norm Crosby

lol @ quotes from Fight Club

lol @ quotes from Fight Club

He's my favorite author. If I had Invisible Monsters with me right now, I'd quote that instead.

"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it."

"We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."

—Robert Wilensky