THE BEST SAYINGS KNOWN TO MAN (GAME)

Vault Dweller: I'm here, in your town Sheriff, to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.

Sheriff: Well whatever you do, make sure you do it where all the armed guards are, or else I'll bash your face in with the nearest blunt object.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life.  A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."  ~ Mark Twain

"I'm going to rape your village and pillage your women" - Unknown

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

Damn it whats that from ;_____;


Cock goes where O_o

lol


Who ever said the pen is mightier that the sword, obviously has never seen an automatic weapon.

When Japanese try to make RPGs, somebody sets up us the bomb
~Dunno who

Remember that you are mortal.

"We are born with the dead:
See, they return and bring us with them."
T.S. Eliot, Little Gidding

girls are just a mosaic of stupidity and hormones and emotions.

....Great, now i'm pissed off.  Did he learn everything you know about life from TV or something?


In other matters,

"Everyone in the world is a weirdo freak, except for you, which makes YOU  a weirdo freak."
ASK A NINJA POWER XD

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" -- The Joker

"When life gives you lemons, make me a pie god dammit!"
                                                                            Quote from Nick

"Come on baby... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby take my hand... Don't fear the Reaper
We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby I'm your man..."

 

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!" ~Homer J Simpson

"Everything that goes around comes around- like a boomerang! If it's thrown at an exact angle which is tough to find so never aim your shots" - Nightwolf.

the meaning, dumbwits, is that never do things for something in return. Dont expect good stuff.

Expect an irock.

Frylock: Shake, what're you doing with that gutter?
Master Shake: What're you doin' with that beard, huh? Answer that, scientist

"Your best? Losers always whine about 'their best'. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

-John Patrick Mason

"Did you know that i told you so has a brother? it's name is shut the hell up!"

-the simpsons, i think -_0

If knowing is half the battle, then trusting is the war.

-me

"HI BILLIE MAYS HERE"

- Billie Mays

Metalacolypse commercial

"DO NOT STOP WATCHING THE FIRST 15 MINUTES OF THIS SHOW....OR.....YOU WILL MISS THE LAST 15 MINUTES.....OF THIS SHOW!"

THEY SMELL MY CAT!

-Dr. Orpheus

"Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"When life gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS."

"We have one planet, and one chance." -Tim McIlrath

"Your smut is now downloaded."