THE BEST SAYINGS KNOWN TO MAN (GAME)

Soul · July 01, 2005, 07:45:51 AM

Ok this is a new game i was thinking and hope it works. well here are the rules and what to do

RULES

1:dont keep posting over and over wait for someone else to before you.
2:dont swear and make rasist remarks or say things that will hurt other peoples felings (this dose not count for the government or people on TV)
3:after there has been 2000 post i hope crank will lock this forum then ill open a forum to post the best so we can have a vote to see whos was the best.
4: No repeting the same thing over and over

ok ill start off here is my saying

If con is the opposite of pro, isn't Congress the opposite of progress?

Leeroy_Jenkins · July 01, 2005, 07:50:49 AM

If money is the root of all evil, then if you plant a dollar, will it grow an evil tree?

Tsunokiette · July 07, 2005, 07:00:54 AM

men may be the head of the house, but women are the neck, and the neck can turn the head anyway it wants

SUMMARY?-
men would be nowhere without women (yes this is my plea for help, plz email me tips that can help me be more "gentlemany" around girls)

Leeroy_Jenkins · July 07, 2005, 01:21:41 PM

Here are another two along the same vein:
If a man says something in the woods, and nobody is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
and
A very wise man once said - "I don't know, go ask a woman."

Blackdragon · July 07, 2005, 02:43:13 PM

if flies are attracated to honey more then vinager aren't they attracted more to a stink pile of bull poop then to honey

Tsunokiette · July 08, 2005, 09:22:47 PM

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Maestress Xina · July 09, 2005, 09:45:46 AM

"Practice makes perfect. But if nobody's perfect, why practice?"

Leeroy_Jenkins · July 10, 2005, 03:13:39 AM

All your base are belong to us.

OpheliaNoQ · July 10, 2005, 05:57:59 AM

Everyone 4 seconds a babby is born.. holy shit!! were machine guns Daaaammmn

Shadowmaster · July 15, 2005, 05:18:29 AM

Sanity is only a state of mind.

Leeroy_Jenkins · July 15, 2005, 05:33:02 AM

Love is just a sarcastic state of mind.

ninja89 · July 15, 2005, 11:50:08 AM

girls are just a mosaic of stupidity and hormones and emotions.

SiR_VaIlHoR · July 15, 2005, 01:45:58 PM

WHAT???
IS THAT YOU PARENTS TEACH TO YOU???
OMG WHAT'S A RUDE GUY!
you're so silly
be gentle with girls bastard!

Roph · July 15, 2005, 02:39:16 PM

Quote from: Maestress Xina"Practice makes perfect. But if nobody's perfect, why practice?"

Haha, awesome.

ninja89 · July 15, 2005, 03:04:38 PM

i picked that up from my friend. and i feel it now because i need a gf. nothing personal

Blackdragon · July 15, 2005, 03:21:42 PM

I am police give me all your omnivores

gyromon · July 19, 2005, 05:22:19 PM

Hear mew now, understand me later.

Lord Dante · July 24, 2005, 07:43:45 AM

you are sneaky- like tall ninja in short grass

Tsunokiette · July 24, 2005, 02:50:04 PM

you are smelly like my armpit... lol

you will do beter in school if you get no sleep

Plystire · July 24, 2005, 07:35:01 PM

Wow, I thought one of the rules was not offend people. You even said not to offend the government, so what's up with making a joke about the Congress?

Rule #1 of dating: If you don't play the field, you don't play the game.

And another (From a song I like) that fits into the above saying:

**** the game, don't let the game **** you.

Lord Dante · July 25, 2005, 08:03:34 PM

and then the rabbi said: thats my sandwhich!

Fiestin · July 30, 2005, 03:18:43 PM

whos your daddy?

Illudar · August 12, 2005, 03:44:04 AM

"Every man dies. Not every man lives."
-Mel Gibson; Braveheart

Soul · August 12, 2005, 04:24:07 AM

Quote from: PlystireWow, I thought one of the rules was not offend people. You even said not to offend the government, so what's up with making a joke about the Congress?

Rule #1 of dating: If you don't play the field, you don't play the game.

And another (From a song I like) that fits into the above saying:

**** the game, don't let the game **** you.

i said you can make fun of the govenment.. becorse they suke and are the incarnation of satern.. lol. just dont make fun of some one derecly like a girl who dumbed you but you can make fun of any body in government becorse they all gay.

Tsunokiette · August 12, 2005, 05:45:04 PM

Quote from: gongo3090
Quote from: PlystireWow, I thought one of the rules was not offend people. You even said not to offend the government, so what's up with making a joke about the Congress?

Rule #1 of dating: If you don't play the field, you don't play the game.

And another (From a song I like) that fits into the above saying:

**** the game, don't let the game **** you.

i said you can make fun of the govenment.. becorse they suke and are the incarnation of satern.. lol. just dont make fun of some one derecly like a girl who dumbed you but you can make fun of any body in government becorse they all gay.

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