THE BEST SAYINGS KNOWN TO MAN (GAME)

Ok this is a new game i was thinking and hope it works. well here are the rules and what to do

RULES

1:dont keep posting over and over wait for someone else to before you.
2:dont swear and make rasist remarks or say things that will hurt other peoples felings (this dose not count for the government or people on TV)
3:after there has been 2000 post i hope crank will lock this forum then ill open a forum to post the best so we can have a vote to see whos was the best.
4: No repeting the same thing over and over

ok ill start off here is my saying

If con is the opposite of pro, isn't Congress the opposite of progress?

If money is the root of all evil, then if you plant a dollar, will it grow an evil tree?

men may be the head of the house, but women are the neck, and the neck can turn the head anyway it wants

SUMMARY?-
men would be nowhere without women (yes this is my plea for help, plz email me tips that can help me be more "gentlemany" around girls)

Here are another two along the same vein:
If a man says something in the woods, and nobody is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
and
A very wise man once said - "I don't know, go ask a woman."

if flies are attracated to honey more then vinager aren't they attracted more to a  stink pile of bull poop then to honey

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"Practice makes perfect. But if nobody's perfect, why practice?"

All your base are belong to us.

Everyone 4 seconds a babby is born.. holy shit!! were machine guns Daaaammmn

Sanity is only a state of mind.

Love is just a sarcastic state of mind.

girls are just a mosaic of stupidity and hormones and emotions.

WHAT???
IS THAT YOU PARENTS TEACH TO YOU???
OMG WHAT'S A RUDE GUY!
you're so silly
be gentle with girls bastard!

"Practice makes perfect. But if nobody's perfect, why practice?"

Haha, awesome.

i picked that up from my friend.  and i feel it now because i need a gf.  nothing personal

I am police give me all your omnivores

Hear mew now, understand me later.

you are sneaky- like tall ninja in short grass

you are smelly like my armpit... lol

you will do beter in school if you get no sleep

Wow, I thought one of the rules was not offend people. You even said not to offend the government, so what's up with making a joke about the Congress?

Rule #1 of dating: If you don't play the field, you don't play the game.

And another (From a song I like) that fits into the above saying:

**** the game, don't let the game **** you.

and then the rabbi said: thats my sandwhich!

whos your daddy?

"Every man dies. Not every man lives."
-Mel Gibson; Braveheart

Wow, I thought one of the rules was not offend people. You even said not to offend the government, so what's up with making a joke about the Congress?

Rule #1 of dating: If you don't play the field, you don't play the game.

And another (From a song I like) that fits into the above saying:

**** the game, don't let the game **** you.

i said you can make fun of the govenment.. becorse they suke and are the incarnation of satern.. lol. just dont make fun of some one derecly like a girl who dumbed you but you can make fun of any body in government becorse they all gay.

Wow, I thought one of the rules was not offend people. You even said not to offend the government, so what's up with making a joke about the Congress?

Rule #1 of dating: If you don't play the field, you don't play the game.

And another (From a song I like) that fits into the above saying:

**** the game, don't let the game **** you.

i said you can make fun of the govenment.. becorse they suke and are the incarnation of satern.. lol. just dont make fun of some one derecly like a girl who dumbed you but you can make fun of any body in government becorse they all gay.

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