Adventures in RMRKMon....

You've had a long day. It's be nice to get some rest.

Not long after laying your head down, you begin to dream.

You're standing in front of a mirror, on the other side... is that you? No, they look different.

What does it mean? Why is this dream so horrible looking? Maybe you should be careful what you eat before bed.

alt universe you is stealing your boobs

quick, get a pushup bra

You wake up the next morning with a horrified look on your face. That dream was weird. Weirder than usual, at least. You stare at nothing for a while, pondering your existence.

It looks like who ever owns this INN really likes pokemon...



Like, a lot.





Maybe too much?





Well, I guess there isn't anything wrong with being passionate about pokemon... wait.

That picture...





Yeah, we better get the heck out of here.

Oh, of course.



The door is locked.

"Would you like one of my famous Muffin Surprises!?!"

You turn around and see an old hag standing there, brandishing a platter with a suspicious looking muffin on it. How she snuck up on you is a mystery.



"I make them with my favourite thing in the world!"

Yes.

Man, this is getting good B)

I wonder if eve would like some.



Wait...



Where's eve?

As you ponder where Eve is, the muffin fall off your tongue, it's juice left a terrible after-taste, one your too well familiar enough, The one Taste that made your dad choke on a PIE one day working at SilphScope . . . .

Pokeberries. They're fine for pokemon to eat, but it's said that it's best for humans to avoid them...

It's said they can make you go a little, crazy. That would explain the dream. You did eat dinner that she prepared...

"Yes, my secret ingredient is pokeberries."



That would explain a lot of things (except for her apparent ability to read your mind.)... but still, where is eve?



"He's fine, I would never hurt a pokemon, what, do you think I'm some kind of maniac? No, I only kidnap people and force them to test all of my baked goods." she says, continuing to read your mind. You wish she'd stop doing that, she's already creepy enough without that.

"Hey, watch your tongue... brain. Watch your brain."

Having not made his escape, he lost all hope.



THE END

YOU
KILLED
HIM !!!??

MONSTER !!

Having not made his escape, he lost all hope.
*img.*
THE END

Let's revive this...

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What the old hag didn't know was that the person standing in front of her wasn't really you. Even though she promised to never hurt a pokémon, she actually did!
She killed a random wild Ditto that happened to have seen and liked you.



You did escape, thanks to a random wild ditto that happened to have seen you. It liked you so much that it sacrificed itself for you.
She's now wondering where the hell you are if you were actually a Ditto.