Prithee, hark to the words of thy royals!

A fine morning to thou, fustian citizens of rmrk! The great king haloofthesun would request thy assistance in a task of grand importance!

The fine kingdom is in ne'd of thy help to stop the ev'r invading forces of. . . aught to invade. We art always at the ready to defend our magnificent lands. I pray that thou shall walk among our ranks, with hon'r and pride!

Those of moo than grand blood
-His lordship, King Haloofthesun, who rules with great hon'r and devotion!
-Thy dearest Queen yuyubabe!
-Queen Gracie, the fearless and bold!
-The lovely young princess, Dr. Mc.
-Our magnificent, ev'r sharp Princess Acolyte!

-Jules, thy wise and gentle baroness.
-Baron von Pacman, of a name both fearless and noble.
-Lord Stark: Of house stark, we art present'd with its lord!

Knights of the Round Table
-Ser EvilM00s, victor of many a joust and duel!
-Ser bluntsword: lord knight of kindness and val'r.
-Ser Strike Reyhi, a man with a bodkin art to shame yea the mightiest of foes!
-Ser zacheatschowder endues himself to the round table to ensure his blade will not fall without hon'r.

Others that hast given loyalty to his mighty majesty
-Irock, a retir'd moderat'r anon a most amusing jester!
-IAMFORTE: the aid of his engineers shall be most appreciated.


Prithee, join our quest!

Mine knights art ready whenev'r they art need'd.

dost this cullionly that thou would like to be a knight to serve under our most gentle king halo?

we art in dire ne'd of more knights!

I, Prince EvilM00s, victor of many a joust and duel, and heir to the crown of Aix-La-Chapelle, offer the kingdom my blade in this, my time of errantry. May our flags fly high on the field of battle, and our royal houses be ever allied!

'tis an hon'r to hast thou, great prince evilm00s! may we strike many foes together!

Those of great distemperature, prithee consult this in thy time of need: http://lingojam.com/shakespearean !

I hath found our battle cry.

I wanna hold 'em like they doth in england, I saw please fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me.
Love game intuition play the cards with spades to start and after he's been hook'd i'll play the one that's on his heart.
Can't read mine, can't read mine. nay he can't read mine poker face

Hello mine loyal subjects! Thy belov'd queen is hither to remind thou of the terrible and long lasting consequences that will fall upon thy mazzard if thou doth not holidam thy loyalty and services to me and me alone.

Milady, tis' mine pleasure to provide thou with thirty and two sentries siege engineers, to aid thou in thine defense.

Hello mine loyal subjects! Thy belov'd queen is hither to remind thou of the terrible and long lasting consequences that will fall upon thy mazzard if thou doth not holidam thy loyalty and services to me and me alone.

Prithee, mine sister in feather-b'd to our great king! We shant endue fear to our kind and gentle people!

. . . though thy bold demean'r will endue many foes to their weak hams. Haply shall we see to it that foes art laid to rest 'ere our mighty lands!

I wanna hold 'em like they doth in england, I saw please fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me.
Love game intuition play the cards with spades to start and after he's been hook'd i'll play the one that's on his heart.
Can't read mine, can't read mine. nay he can't read mine poker face

Nay, haply this better suit'd f'r our hurlyburly caterwauling:

"'Tis hard to stare right at thou, babe. So, hither's mine residence. So, clepe me haply."

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My blade is yours to command your graces.

We welcome thou, great warri'r to the halls of justice and might! I pray that thou enjoys thy service to his lordship, the king!

I humbly offer my services as a knight of the round table.

If thee have no issues with just one more addition to thy round table, or any other empty position, I wilt have no issues with assisting this cause.

The round table is ev'r growing! Let us see to it that it shall become a table of great val'r an' carry the might o' many soldiers!

Hear, hear!

Would the great King grant mine name the noble title of "Baron von Pacman", verily shall I lead my knights and them their squires in-to glorious battle. In payment for this most fantastical of titles, I shall indeb't mineself to his kingship thisly: for the rest of mine days I shall commit mineself to nothing more than constructing delicious entirely consumables for the royal belly.

It hath been done, good sir. consider it a most generous and loving fav'r from the royal house! In return, we fain accept thy loyalty!

Our brute squad runneth thin...

Shall invading forces find our kingdom too encumbered with nobility?

Never the less, my blade shall defend her!

Nay! Moo knights, I plead! Prithee, send us moo knights so that we wilt not fall to our enemies!

Were that I had in mine employ the armies of my kin, those whose glory in the most manly art of war hath turn'd back divers foes smartly. O, to sortie once more and sally forth to vict'ry!

Then hearken, fellowes; as I come in time of need, and that need be of arms, and mine valor hath no equal, I shall avail mine might to the kingdom. And thus do I defer my noble right in this season, and ensconce mineself with the flower of this Kingdom's knighthood, as hath done mine forebears. For in me burns the fire of war, and my heart doth beat to the rhythm of the drum and fife and the march that hath trod those against me into dust!

Therefore, my bretheren in arms, follow my banner and I shall deliver unto thee thy enemies! Let us march as brothers, each shoulder to shoulder, and in such place that bold letters are written "Here lieth the fallen hosts of the invaders", let stand the armies of our kingdom!

Thy sacrifice f'r these lands shall not go without appreciation, good ser evilm00s! F'r in our hearts, thou shall always be both a just prince and gallant knight!

And also, thy dialect is most appropriate, and I dare say it dost display thy grand nature, cater-cousin!

Thou art most genrous with thy accolades, your Majesty. I am the sword at thy Grace's command as there is breath in mine lungs, and shall remain thus 'till the Most High becometh so inclined to recall that breath from them. *kneel*

Now do I take post of sentry 'fore the castle gates, that any perpitrator of trespass upon these lands might gaze upon me, and in seeing my colours unfurled and flown high, know that it is his doom which he approacheth; for I shall be the last living soul he shall see!