RMRK, give me your legends for RMRKario Ware!

Okay, so I'm not even going to remotely keep any secrets / surprises this time around for my GIAW submission. My genre for the GIAW is minigame carnival, so I'm going to do a Wario Ware type of microgame blast mostly based on memorable moments and legends on RMRK (Irock's bleach drinking, Biohazard's penis pictures, etc), famously good or infamously bad RPG Maker games (To The Moon, The Gate of Light, etc), and general popular meme's and games and such shenanigans.

Because this game revolves so much around RMRK itself, I would love to have RMRK community themselves chip in with their own ideas for some of the microgames or at least some suggestions for good RMRK moments or RPG Maker games to make a microgame from. For example, one game would involve helping a stick figure choose between drinking a glass of beer or a glass of bleach, while the next game involves picking out a TF2 spy among two other engineers, and the next after that would have you duel a drunken SexualBubbleGumX by shooting him with enough ping pongs before he reaches level 9000. All sorts of crazy "What the absolute hell?!" hijinks just back to back to back.

Hit me with anything and everything that comes to mind, in case I might have forgotten a pivotal moment of RMRK's strange history. Don't worry about offending anyone with an idea, we're all mostly adults and can take the abuse. The more games that I can add in, the crazier it will all be in the end!


Random Idea List:

• To The Moon (RPG Maker game)
• Gate of Light (RPG Maker game)
• Biohazard's "Penis vs. Vagina"
• Ghost Dog
• Jomarcenter's Mind Control Program
• Slashbulk (RPG Maker game)
• Irock's Bleach Drinking
• Team Fortress 2 (Steam game)
• Adrien's Flaming Troll Incident
• Hyobang's Impressive English Skills
• Jomarcenter's Questionable RPG Maker
• Legend of Naphe
• The Taco Revolution
• The 2-Pound Burrito
• Port Wine
• Eye of the Tiger (RPG Maker game)
• Dwarra
• Ban Chewey For Spamming!
• UT
• AOE2
• NAMKCOR's joke games
• Nightwolf's Dog Burning
• 
• Animefan's Weird Fetishes
• LO YOU GOT PRANK
• i liek puzzels
• -smashing-
• YUYUBABE IS A COUGAR
• FUCK YOU I'M AN ANTEATER
• Who puts nails in wood?
• (MORE MORE MORE!)

Can't forget Adrien's drama fest, and his attempt to sneak back onto the forums.

And, of course, jumping on the IRC and attempting to annoy the shit out of Anski (I think it was Anski, at least).

Also, Hyobang and...shit, what was it he did again? Was that Jomar or Hyobang who had the court, where we tricked him into thinking he was actually in trouble for "stealing VXA", when he really didn't and we obviously said so lol.

I think that was jomar. Damn, I can't remember what Hyobang did.

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oh, that's right:
http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,46947.0.html

Legend of Naphe, duh

Also the time we started a taco revolution and burned down your county fair because it didn't have chili dogs or something

Port wine.

I think Eye Of The Tiger is a given, especially since it's a GIAW game.

All I remember are old inside jokes, like dwarra and the aforementioned port wine, so I don't really have any of those to contribute. But I still think it'd be nice to have a minigame where you attempt to ban chewey for spamming in a spam forum

Old inside jokes work just as well, if I can think of good ways to incorporate them.

I also think it'd be wise to take some really popular community games, like UT and AOE2, and use those as a basis as well.

You can use any of the joke games I've made.  Like the RMRK Holiday Crisis, or DIVINE WRATH OF THE RED GOD PT1 OH NO MY POOR PEASANT VILLAGE!

Also that's pizza.

lol the 2-pound burrito. I like how that's still a thing even though it was just a random news item I added without telling anyone.

I supposed you could do something about my ability to not make sense >.<

Something about burning dogs?

Good news, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance downloaded a bunch of RMVX stuff from Pixiv last night, so look there for ideas. Definitely do something Touhou.

Set every dog on fire.

Watch them and the world burn.

 

Animefan not being able to pee.

Animefan in general (particularly being incomprehensibly aroused by anime chicks holding in their pee)
LO YOU GOT PRANK
i liek puzzels
-Smashing-
YUYUBABE IS A COUGAR

And, of course, the big one: Being able to poop in a Chuck E Cheese's tunnel.

You should include RMRK's best thread ever somehow: http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,36955.0.html

You can't just put nails in wood and have it over lava that's stupid why would that work

In all honesty just crawl through the Discussion Archives, anything there is fair game.

What about the Hello Kitty board?

Oh, and Metal Gear month. And Superhero month. And DIDNEY MONTH.

Again, I say

Again, I say

what

Again, I say

Thread owner seems like a decent fellow and has done nothing wrong to me, but damn. Years of updates, just about one a day...50-something pages (90% of the posts being from the owner). That game needs to get completed already (if it hasn't been - I don't dare attempt to read through it). :anski2:

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But I also don't know what that has to do with anything.