Alright gather around

Mr.President of the Terrorist Insurgency, sir. I bear updates- and your coffee.

*gives coffee to Halo*

I've received many complaints about DrSword, sir. It seems he's been slave-driving some of the workers and mistreating them. In response, our health insurance benefit plans seem to be skyrocketing. On the other hand, progress is going well. He's like the John Smith of the construction site, sir.

In other news, LadyJ's lemonade and cookies seem to have given us the drive to keep building.

Also, Harry Burns' idea to replace chocolate with cheese has cost us. Yet, there is some debate as to if a new form of chocolate can be made from a mixture of chocolate and cheese.

And that's my report. Good day, sir.

Spoiler for:

Wait... I'm the VP... not the secretary

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU CHOCOLATE AND CHEESE YOU TURN IT INTO LEMONADE.

*makes lemonade from the chocolate and cheese*

GET BACK TO WORK EVERYONE.

But I'm the only one doing any work here 8O
Okay okay I'll revert it to chocolate and bring everybody tomorrow.

I'm just gonna stick around for free tacos

Get lost you freeloader!

I'm just gonna stick around for free tacos

Don't make me get Ghost Dog in here.

But I'm the only one doing any work here 8O
Okay okay I'll revert it to chocolate and bring everybody tomorrow.

You're rehired.

I happen to be doing security
Thank you for noticing

I'M GRASS WITH HELMET

Mr.President of the Terrorist Insurgency, sir. I bear updates- and your coffee.

*gives coffee to Halo*

I've received many complaints about DrSword, sir. It seems he's been slave-driving some of the workers and mistreating them. In response, our health insurance benefit plans seem to be skyrocketing. On the other hand, progress is going well. He's like the John Smith of the construction site, sir.

In other news, LadyJ's lemonade and cookies seem to have given us the drive to keep building.

Also, Harry Burns' idea to replace chocolate with cheese has cost us. Yet, there is some debate as to if a new form of chocolate can be made from a mixture of chocolate and cheese.

And that's my report. Good day, sir.

Spoiler for:

Wait... I'm the VP... not the secretary

* Doctor Swordopolis grabs Yuyu's butt

*sips lemonade*

AAAAAH. Say, is the frame supposed to lean that way?

Yeah sure whatever, it's fine.

CREEEEAK
Okay, just wondering!

It's fine, the lava is holding it in place.

Right-o. I'll get back to caulking the cheese-chocolate waterfall of lemonade.

Hey, does anyone know why these steel beams say "WARNING: DO NOT USE WITH LAVA"?

Oh gawd. Did no one think it may be a good idea to create some blue prints before beginning this project?

Lava's the best thing for fastening steel girders togeth-CRAAAASH!

I think I figured it out, Halo.

Aw man, my lemonade was in there!

I think Dr. Sword was in there too. Anyone seen him?

O GAWD SPEAK TO ME DR SWORD

* Doctor Swordopolis grabs Yuyu's butt

I would like to report that I got sexually harassed on the job by DrSword.

I think Dr. Sword was in there too. Anyone seen him?

O GAWD SPEAK TO ME DR SWORD

KARMA

* Doctor Swordopolis grabs Yuyu's butt

I would like to report that I got sexually harassed on the job by DrSword.

I think Dr. Sword was in there too. Anyone seen him?

O GAWD SPEAK TO ME DR SWORD

KARMA

PROBLEM SOLVED

What? I'm right here, fuck you guys.

WHEW! We were afraid you got hurt! That would have increased our insurance even more!

Yeah, we were definitely afraid and we TOTALLY did not try to make the foundation collapse on you. Totally.

Posting to see how well the hard hat fits.

edit: not too bad.

Yup.

Billy Goats