Alright gather around

[Esmeralda]

Start building the factory, please. Sword can do it

[Dwarra?]

Wait what am I doing?

[Esmeralda]

B-building the... chocolate... factory...

[haloOfTheSun]

And don't forget the chilidog stand out front.

[SirJackRex]

¡I'm part Mexican! so I can help

¿Donde este su fabrica de chocolate?

¿Que pedo?

[Esmeralda]

Si, there ->

[strike]

GET TO WORK YOU IMMIGRANTS AND TEXANS.

[haloOfTheSun]

Skanker, where do you want us to put this chocolate waterfall?

[Esmeralda]

I think it'd be funny if you put it somewhere close to your head

[Roph]

Safety gear approved and installed.

[haloOfTheSun]

I think it'd be funny if you put it somewhere close to your head

I don't think it would

Come on man, this is heavy!

EDIT: And now I can't see where I'm going

[Acolyte]

I will begin making the chili dog stand.

[Esmeralda]

Okay but don't forget about the chocolate factory. The thing we're actually supposed to be building. Okay? Anyone?

[pacdiggity]

I built a massive foyer with fantastical chocolate displays and fountains and whatnot. It is made entirely of marble and chocolate. I can also whip up a blueprint today if you guys want.
Is this bad?

This hardhat fits perfectly, how did you guys know my size?

[Acolyte]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwR4mmXqvaA[/yt]

[Dwarra?]

Fuck, you idiots. We need to build the foundation first. Put everything down and start digging.

[Esmeralda]

Halo, there's a perfectly nice and big hole here they just dug. Why don't you dump the chocolate fountain into that?

[Esmeralda]

This hat is way too big I'm struggling to keep it up

[yuyu!]

I will use my fairy magic to help build this factory~



Skanker's dreams are finally becoming real!

And, yes, this hat is quite big. My head is stuck aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

[haloOfTheSun]

Can somebody lend me a shovel

[Dwarra?]

Use your hands you wet sandwich

[haloOfTheSun]

These hands are famous! They've been in commercials! You can't possibly think I would sully them like this.

And it is you, sir, who is the moist sandwich. Good day.

[Dr. Mc]

*gives Halo a shovel*

[yuyu!]

Ladies, please! You're both pretty!

[haloOfTheSun]

*uses the shovel to hammer nails into wood*

[Dwarra?]

First, off we're not using nails. You think this is a fucking shanty in the slums of Haiti? No. We use fucking screws here like civilized people.

Second off, this god damn foundation isn't even finished and we still need to cement the posts in before we even begin screwing anything together. Jesus Christ you're all incompetent retards.

[haloOfTheSun]

I say we just order a chocolate factory from Amazon.

[Esmeralda]

I'm still waiting for my chocolate swimming pool, Halo

[haloOfTheSun]

I peed in it.

[Esmeralda]

That's fine it just adds to the viscosity

[SirJackRex]

hey mang I was just getthing reathy to mehs up the cement.

It's done now. Where do I pour it?

[Acolyte]

Who puts nails in wood?!

[EvilM00s]

*plays with the caulk*

[SirJackRex]

yeah let's put them in this steel reinforcement. wood, pfft.

[haloOfTheSun]

We should put lava all around the steel too.

[EvilM00s]

Good idea, it will help the Chocolate Waterfall stay flowing.

[Esmeralda]

Excellent ideas! Wait, which one of you is the engineer?

[EvilM00s]

*points to Halo*

[Roph]

[Maestro]

What can i do to help with this project?

[Esmeralda]

Take that hat off it's way too big for you hehehehe!!!

[SirJackRex]

How can you even see his hat through yours?!!!!

This is a hardhat-only area, so you got some esplainen to do!
(that is one adorable gif @_@)

by the way the foundation has been laid, the steel reinforcement is outside and the walls are being prepped to set up.

[pacdiggity]

Roph has another hat?!

[Maestro]

She got laser eyes, makes her perfect as the leader as she see's all. I just got good senses my hearing and keen smell are second to NONE!!!

[Jules]

* LadyJules hands out glasses of lemonade and cookies

You guys have been working hard, you need a break.

[haloOfTheSun]

Oh good, I'm dying of thirst.

*drops the lava and drinks some lemonade*

[Dwarra?]

How can you even see his hat through yours?!!!!

This is a hardhat-only area, so you got some esplainen to do!
(that is one adorable gif @_@)

by the way the foundation has been laid, the steel reinforcement is outside and the walls are being prepped to set up.

Good man, the rest of you start working on the insulation you cockfarts.

[Dwarra?]

Wait wait wait, why don't we build another anonymous board instead of a chocolate waterfall.

[SirJackRex]

While nobody was looking I replaced the chocolate with cheese.

I support the anonymous board, but I want my cheese too.

[haloOfTheSun]

You're fired.

[yuyu!]

Mr.President of the Terrorist Insurgency, sir. I bear updates- and your coffee.

*gives coffee to Halo*

I've received many complaints about DrSword, sir. It seems he's been slave-driving some of the workers and mistreating them. In response, our health insurance benefit plans seem to be skyrocketing. On the other hand, progress is going well. He's like the John Smith of the construction site, sir.

In other news, LadyJ's lemonade and cookies seem to have given us the drive to keep building.

Also, Harry Burns' idea to replace chocolate with cheese has cost us. Yet, there is some debate as to if a new form of chocolate can be made from a mixture of chocolate and cheese.

And that's my report. Good day, sir.

[Spoiler]Wait... I'm the VP... not the secretary [/spoiler]

[haloOfTheSun]

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU CHOCOLATE AND CHEESE YOU TURN IT INTO LEMONADE.

*makes lemonade from the chocolate and cheese*

GET BACK TO WORK EVERYONE.

[SirJackRex]

But I'm the only one doing any work here 8O
Okay okay I'll revert it to chocolate and bring everybody tomorrow.

[D&P3]

I'm just gonna stick around for free tacos

[Acolyte]

Get lost you freeloader!

[haloOfTheSun]

I'm just gonna stick around for free tacos

Don't make me get Ghost Dog in here.

But I'm the only one doing any work here 8O
Okay okay I'll revert it to chocolate and bring everybody tomorrow.

You're rehired.

[D&P3]

I happen to be doing security
Thank you for noticing

[Irock]

I'M GRASS WITH HELMET

[Dwarra?]

Mr.President of the Terrorist Insurgency, sir. I bear updates- and your coffee.

*gives coffee to Halo*

I've received many complaints about DrSword, sir. It seems he's been slave-driving some of the workers and mistreating them. In response, our health insurance benefit plans seem to be skyrocketing. On the other hand, progress is going well. He's like the John Smith of the construction site, sir.

In other news, LadyJ's lemonade and cookies seem to have given us the drive to keep building.

Also, Harry Burns' idea to replace chocolate with cheese has cost us. Yet, there is some debate as to if a new form of chocolate can be made from a mixture of chocolate and cheese.

And that's my report. Good day, sir.

[Spoiler]Wait... I'm the VP... not the secretary [/spoiler]

* Doctor Swordopolis grabs Yuyu's butt

[EvilM00s]

*sips lemonade*

AAAAAH. Say, is the frame supposed to lean that way?

[Dwarra?]

Yeah sure whatever, it's fine.

[EvilM00s]

CREEEEAK
Okay, just wondering!

[haloOfTheSun]

It's fine, the lava is holding it in place.

[EvilM00s]

Right-o. I'll get back to caulking the cheese-chocolate waterfall of lemonade.

[haloOfTheSun]

Hey, does anyone know why these steel beams say "WARNING: DO NOT USE WITH LAVA"?

[D&P3]

Oh gawd. Did no one think it may be a good idea to create some blue prints before beginning this project?

[EvilM00s]

Lava's the best thing for fastening steel girders togeth-CRAAAASH!

I think I figured it out, Halo.

[haloOfTheSun]

Aw man, my lemonade was in there!

[EvilM00s]

I think Dr. Sword was in there too. Anyone seen him?

O GAWD SPEAK TO ME DR SWORD

[yuyu!]

* Doctor Swordopolis grabs Yuyu's butt

I would like to report that I got sexually harassed on the job by DrSword.

I think Dr. Sword was in there too. Anyone seen him?

O GAWD SPEAK TO ME DR SWORD

KARMA

[haloOfTheSun]

* Doctor Swordopolis grabs Yuyu's butt

I would like to report that I got sexually harassed on the job by DrSword.

I think Dr. Sword was in there too. Anyone seen him?

O GAWD SPEAK TO ME DR SWORD

KARMA

PROBLEM SOLVED

[Dwarra?]

What? I'm right here, fuck you guys.

[EvilM00s]

WHEW! We were afraid you got hurt! That would have increased our insurance even more!

[haloOfTheSun]

Yeah, we were definitely afraid and we TOTALLY did not try to make the foundation collapse on you. Totally.

[Malson]

Posting to see how well the hard hat fits.

edit: not too bad.

Yup.

Billy Goats

[pacdiggity]

Oh gawd. Did no one think it may be a good idea to create some blue prints before beginning this project?

Yeah, I think some dude called Pacman thought of that. You dumbass.

[pacdiggity]

You know what, this is getting pretty difficult. Why don't we just make a chocolate factory factory to do it for us?

[Esmeralda]

The lava is blocking my way, I demand a means of getting to the other side

[EvilM00s]

You know what, this is getting pretty difficult.

Well pardon ME for not being Willy Wonka. Hmph.

[Maestro]

I'm making a bridge of chocolate right now don't mind the bridge swaying a lot, that makes it fun!

[Jules]

* LadyJules rings bell

cooooooooooooooooooooome and geeeeeeeeeeeeet iiiiiiiiiit

[spoiler=sandwiches][/spoiler]
[spoiler=dessert][/spoiler]
And a nice glass of chocolate lemonade to wash it all down with.

[Esmeralda]

Boy this looks delicious! Where did the chocolate waterfall go, anyway?

[EvilM00s]

Waterfall is still standing. I used silicon caulking on the pipes... that stuff is indestructible!





Now please pass me the eclairs. Thanks for lunch, LadyJ!

[Dwarra?]

Yeah, we were definitely afraid and we TOTALLY did not try to make the foundation collapse on you. Totally.

How would a FOUNDATION collapse on someone?

[Malson]

Now you're thinking with portals!

[haloOfTheSun]

Yeah, we were definitely afraid and we TOTALLY did not try to make the foundation collapse on you. Totally.

How would a FOUNDATION collapse on someone?

We had more than a foundation.

I'm making a bridge of chocolate right now don't mind the bridge swaying a lot, that makes it fun!

Dude, that's lava. You can't make a bridge out of chocolate. You have to use wood.

[SirJackRex]

Now you're thinking with portals!

Are you thinking again? We're not supposed to do that shit anymore; now help us build this bridge!

[Maestro]

I know halo it also melted, much to my disappointment, i loved chocolate..... wood...really it would be more safe to make a diamond crested bridge. Diamond has the highest boiling point known to man it won't be affected by a little hot steam rising. You don't have to worry about $$ because (while Mr.sword was on a break from watching us) me and the digging crew dug up the ground we found a 20 feet by 15 feet boulder of diamond..........................................<_< we were contemplating selling it to cover our lack of pay.....

[Sophist]

you're weird

[haloOfTheSun]

I know halo it also melted, much to my disappointment, i loved chocolate..... wood...really it would be more safe to make a diamond crested bridge. Diamond has the highest boiling point known to man it won't be affected by a little hot steam rising. You don't have to worry about $$ because (while Mr.sword was on a break from watching us) me and the digging crew dug up the ground we found a 20 feet by 15 feet boulder of diamond..........................................<_< we were contemplating selling it to cover our lack of pay.....

Who are you? You don't know anything about bridges. Get out of here, you're fired

[yuyu!]

Hrrmmm... this man doesn't seem to be in my records.

In the meantime we must... confiscate what has been dug up according to law. In other words: that enormous diamond you found belongs to Skanker, because this is, indeed, his property.

[Maestro]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo i need this and am not suppose to be on record, illegal work permit and such, hopped the Mexican border yesterday....anyways hmm where was i again....oh ya......................please hire me back!......i need this please......for my children, my children's children and my children's children's......children..........please have a heart and  soul.............i'll shine your shoes, even, just....don't......fire........me!!!

[EvilM00s]

Sorry, pal. Halo has spoken.

[haloOfTheSun]

We only have enough room for one illegal Mexican immigrant, and that's Harry Burns.

[Ghost Dog]

You are building on an ancient burial ground. This ground hosts the bodies of beings that predate humans and exceed your mental capacity. Ghost Dog shall now inhabit this area, making those who enter slowly and eternally suffer.

Fear Ghost Dog.

[pacdiggity]

moew

[haloOfTheSun]

I told you guys we should have built somewhere else.

[Esmeralda]

GhostDog has a tendency of sneaking up on you huh

THE BUILDING CONTINUES. THE FACTORY WILL BE DONE WITHIN THE WEEK.

[EvilM00s]

Plumbing is DONE.

All hail the chocolate waterfall!

[haloOfTheSun]

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[Esmeralda]

Okay this is now officially a factory. All hail EvilM00!

[haloOfTheSun]

Our work is complete.

[EvilM00s]

Call LadyJ's Catering! Tonight, we feast!

[yuyu!]

Congratulations, everyone!

[Jules]

I stayed up all night cooking, so dig in people.

[spoiler=Bruschetta][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Salad][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Pick your soup]
Simple Tomato Soup


Clam Chowder


Loaded Baked Potato Soup
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Pick your entree]
Grilled Salmon

Steak

Royal Chicken

[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Pick your dessert][/spoiler]

[Roph]

 

[EvilM00s]

EAT BITE SLURP GOBBLE NIBBLE CHEW

That was fantastic. Thanks, LadyJ!

[haloOfTheSun]

yamyamyaamgargh

That's my eating sound that I totally didn't steal from anyone else.

[Jules]

lol liar Halo

And anytime M00s  

[haloOfTheSun]

Oh I forgot you were there for that... >_>

[pacdiggity]

this is one weird factory.

[Gracie]

Guys I messed up Dr Sword gave me a whole bunch of tnt and said that it would be the best way to clean it but then it didn't clean it it fucking blew-up everything and now everything is destroyed BUT at least I know that TNT doesn't clean.

So yeah sorry about blowing everything up.

[Esmeralda]

Grace you're the worst you're banned from the chocolate factory

[Esmeralda]

Double the work for everyone else blame Gracie

[Gracie]

Grace you're the worst you're banned from the chocolate factory

But sword made me do it TT-TT

[Dwarra?]

Yeah okay sure.

[Dwarra?]

Also you bitches jelly of my perfect fitting helmet

[pacdiggity]

I'm not jelly.

It is adorable though.

[yuyu!]

moew

[tSwitch]

Construction Kitty Moew

[Dwarra?]

moew

[Esmeralda]

Why hasn't there been a TACO CAT yet

[Dwarra?]

[EvilM00s]

*sigh*

Dammit, Gracie.

Hand me the caulk gun.

[Acolyte]

My hat fits the best.

[EvilM00s]

It looks a bit wobbly... lemme secure that for ya!

[firerain]

production is kind of behind

you're all fired

[Gracie]

C-4 doesn't clean either guys oh god I'm so sorry why did you guys make me the janitor

[pacdiggity]

At this rate, Skanker's never gonna be able to pack fudge the way he dreamed of

[Esmeralda]

The dream isn't over yet, this is all your fault anyway slackers

[pacdiggity]

I would never get in the way of you packing fudge !!

[Esmeralda]

Shut up or I'll feed you a handful

[pacdiggity]