Ask a Dutch guy!

I didn't see any of these topics about the Dutch yet... Poor us always have to be left out! 

Ask a Dutchman with 19 years of experience anything about Holland or the Dutch, and he shall deliver!

Can you Fly, Dutchman?

Can you Fly, Dutchman?

That entirely depends on the vehicle that I currently occupy, or the corporeality of my body. 

How's the weather there? 

Today it's covered in clouds, yet roughly 22 degrees Celcius, and the scent of salt water fills the air.

Wow, cool! Do you like it there?

It's alright, I suppose. Unfortunately it's not warm very often even during the Summer, and both our government and police force seem to consist out of wussies...
Other then that though, it's not too bad. We'll always have Amsterdam, after all! 

Cool, cool! It's really cool to here about other places, I've never been outside the U.S.

How do the people in your country tend to view the U.S.?

Do alot of ppl play Rpg maker there?

Hebt u veel misdaad? Hoeveel marihuana rookt u een dag? Daar hebt u goed marihuana over? Goed proeft het? Welke kleur is het?

Hows the fun activity out there?

What are your views on the Deutsch?

-Most Dutchmen don't seem to really have any bad thoughts about Americans, though our Prime Minister really has the urge to kiss the President's butt...

-I think only very few do. After all, from all the people I know (And I know a lot of people  ), I'm the only one who uses it!

-De hoeveelheid misdaad hangt echt af van de plaats waar je woont. Er gebeurt redelijk weinig in de dorpjes of kleine steden, maar in de grote steden zoals Utrecht, Rotterdam en Amsterdam wil er nog wel redelijk vaak eens wat gebeuren!
Ik zelf gebruik trouwens geen marihuana meer. Ik heb dat vroeger wel gedaan, maar ik ben sinds twee jaar afgekicked vanwege gezondheidsproblemen. Ik rookte het vroeger wel ongeveer 4-5 keer per week, waarvan gemiddeld 2 keer zoveel om echt stoned te worden. Het is trouwens van redelijk goede kwaliteit (Nederwiet is daarvoor bekend!), het smaakt redelijk bitter vergeleken met normale tabak, het valt ook bijna niet va tabak te onderscheiden.

-Pretty lame, unless you're out in the big city. Unfortunately, as a small country, we have very few of those! 

-They're our favorite enemies. 

our Prime Minister really has the urge to kiss the President's butt...

I feel for you. We had a Prime Minister who was sucking Bush's cock for 10 years until we decided that we'd like the economy back and voted him out...
Then the guy that took him out of power guided us through the GEC mostly unharmed, then got HIS job stolen...
By a woman who fucked up the economy.

Another question, does shit like that happen in Dutchland?

-I think only very few do. After all, from all the people I know (And I know a lot of people  ), I'm the only one who uses it!

Hehe, but that could be because you still haven't registred on the Dutch RPG Maker forum.

Also, we see America (or at least I do as do lots of others around me) as one of the most powerful countries in the world (not that that's an opinion, really...). America's seen a lot on the news, actually. But I think that's the reason why our Prime Minister's kissing Obama's ass.

Prime Minister/Wussie:


Ah well, he's a good guy, right, Leophard?

Ah well, he's a good guy, right, Leophard?

He's a decent guy I suppose, but in its current state I wouldn't call the Dutch government itself good. I mean, it's still devided because of Geert Wilders!
Anywho, at least it's better then when we had Balkenende...

I feel for you. We had a Prime Minister who was sucking Bush's cock for 10 years until we decided that we'd like the economy back and voted him out...
Then the guy that took him out of power guided us through the GEC mostly unharmed, then got HIS job stolen...
By a woman who fucked up the economy.

Another question, does shit like that happen in Dutchland?

Well, our economy is fine. Our government is devided at the moment though, because of a man named Geert Wilders -- He is high ranked in one of the leading parties, but he's got some very extremist ideas regarding foreigners and immigrants.
Still, it's better then our previous Prime Minister, named Balkenende. He became the Prime Minister roughly 5-6 times in a row, and every time his cabinet fell in a matter of months!