ITT: Vagina vs. Penis

Confession: I didn't know that having sex was mandatory and that you can't just wait until you at least got the stuff.

As it is, I have condoms, but they're such a different sensation that it's an uphill battle to maintain an erection. 

And yes, it was my penis, in her vagina. 

Yes, bio, I feel the frustration of which you speak. Fortunately for me, my wife hates condoms too and has an IUD. Lucky me, eh?

My confession: A condom once slipped off me into my partner during the act because of the aforementioned problem.

And yes, it was my penis, in her vagina.

My confession: A condom once slipped off me into my partner during the act because of the aforementioned problem.

I'll confess to that too.

That's never happened to me, before. Guess my penis is just too big, thick and manly.

That's never happened to me, before. Guess my penis is just too big, thick and manly.

Agreed

I just assumed you had a constant hard-on. 24/7. non-stop. all the time. for infinity.

That's never happened to me, before. Guess my penis is just too big, thick and manly.

Nah, mine is so thick that her walls press hard enough to peel the condom off.  "Slipped" was his misuse of a word.

Nice save.

My dick is so big it won't fit in condoms.

Am I doing that right, Bio?

My dick is so big it won't fit in condoms.

Am I doing that right, Bio?

It was a solid effort, so I'll let it slide.  I have to custom order condoms.

ITT: Insecure men brag about their penis size

Show us yer penis bio

Be thankful, men. Proportionally speaking, humans have the biggest penises in the animal kingdom. What a coincidence that RMRK has some of the biggest penises on the internet!

Actually, a bit of quick research shows that barnacles have the largest penis in proportion to their size.

Also, most guys on RMRK are lying about their sizes. Except for Arlen.



Though I wouldn't mind proof just to be sure.

>_>

Arlen is a sexy barnacle.

Average sized penis? So you're about 5 foot six?


Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Show us yer penis bio

Alright, brah.  The camera is like a 10 dollar digital/webcam thing, so the quality is shit.  I have a picture next to a ruler, but it's way too fuzzy to actually even see numbers.  I guess my hand is the reference, and I have pretty large hands.  WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU, MEIN PENIS!

Spoiler for:

Confession: Irock and Roph now have new RMRK member fapping material.

It looks like you're stretching it with all your might.

It looks like you're stretching it with all your might.

I'm not.
Proof;

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Nothing says I love you like a nice big erection.

Lol, you need to have a sign that proves its you, like saying "I love you Roph" or "Fuck Fadark" or something. If that really is you, then... daaaaaamn. o_o

*averts LadyJ's eyes* <_<

Lol, you need to have a sign that proves its you, like saying "I love you Roph" or "Fuck Fadark" or something. If that really is you, then... daaaaaamn. o_o

*averts LadyJ's eyes* <_<

Wharblgarble, I knew somebody would want a sign or something... I guess "Fuck Fadark" works, or I could just do the date.  I'm out of double A batteries for this shitty little camera.

Liar.