ITT: Vagina vs. Penis

[biohazard]

Liar.

Oh fuck off, I already posted a picture, I'm sorry I don't have absolute proof for you.  I'll take a picture later with a sign.

[EvilM00s]

Irock's just jealous 'cause it's a bigger dick than he is.

[Irock]

Are you calling me a dick

[biohazard]

No moo, nobody on the planet has a large penis.  It's all just a lie.  Keep telling him that or his ego will die.
Anyway, it's not like it's a big plus, I'm sure most girls couldn't even take it.  My girlfriend somehow can though, so no complaints.  I wouldn't go down in size, that's for sure.  9 inches by six inches.

[EvilM00s]

Are you calling me a dick

I would never do that, sir. I love you as if you were my very own.

[Moss.]

9 inches by six inches.

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[Jules]

Didn't click the spoiler cause the quote gave me context.  So onto my post XD

Anyway, it's not like it's a big plus, I'm sure most girls couldn't even take it.  My girlfriend somehow can though, so no complaints.  I wouldn't go down in size, that's for sure.  9 inches by six inches.

I'd like to address that part.   Your penis size might get you kudos from the men.  But perhaps you forgot that the vagina was made (or has the ability to) give birth to a child?   It doesn't matter how long or short your penis is, (or how wide for that matter) the vagina will accommodate itself to any length.  The average female vagina is around 4 inches (10cm) long when aroused.  It's only around 3 inches long (7.5cm) when she isn't aroused, and women who have given birth have slightly longer vaginas.  The point here is if your erect penis is 4 inches, you can fully fill most vaginas.  This backs up my assertion that it isn't how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.  You can have the worlds largest penis, and still not be able to satisfy your partner.   

Now, maybe you're thinking, then how can I ever get my huge manhood inside a woman, remember what I said at first?  that the vagina has the ability to give birth to a child?  It has the amazing ability to elongate if something is introduced into it gradually.  Which means if you take your time.  And do your job, there are very few women who couldn't "take it".  If you've had previous partners who couldn't "take it" or who you hurt, then you weren't doing it right

[Arrow]

* Arrow-1 applauds Lady J, laughing his ass off erstwhile.

[biohazard]

I'd like to address that part.   Your penis size might get you kudos from the men.  But perhaps you forgot that the vagina was made (or has the ability to) give birth to a child?   It doesn't matter how long or short your penis is, (or how wide for that matter) the vagina will accommodate itself to any length.  The average female vagina is around 4 inches (10cm) long when aroused.  It's only around 3 inches long (7.5cm) when she isn't aroused, and women who have given birth have slightly longer vaginas.  The point here is if your erect penis is 4 inches, you can fully fill most vaginas.  This backs up my assertion that it isn't how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.  You can have the worlds largest penis, and still not be able to satisfy your partner.   

Yes, I realize that through horrible pain and occasional tearing, a vagina can fit a child through it.  This holds bearing how?  And it does matter, to a certain extent.  If anything, I'm larger than I would like to be.  And as for length, no, it's not very important as long as you're over 4 inches, but girth depends on how much pressure you put on the vaginal walls, more pressure generally means more sensation.  Size does matter, but length isn't as important as most people seem to think.  And yes, if you have the worlds largest penis, you wouldn't satisfy a woman, because most people would have virtually no chance of comfortably accommodating such a size.
To say that any girl can take any size penis is just wrong.  Physically speaking, it isn't true, and I'm sure most girls couldn't take the entire length of me.  There are limits, lots of girls "bottom out" at around 8 inches, sometimes even 7.

Now, maybe you're thinking, then how can I ever get my huge manhood inside a woman, remember what I said at first?  that the vagina has the ability to give birth to a child?  It has the amazing ability to elongate if something is introduced into it gradually.  Which means if you take your time.  And do your job, there are very few women who couldn't "take it".  If you've had previous partners who couldn't "take it" or who you hurt, then you weren't doing it right

And yes, gradually, and horribly painfully, sometimes causing death, it can have a baby come through it.  But generally, women want their sex to be pleasurable, rather than TERRIBLE PAIN.  And yes, vaginal depth changes based on arousal, but there are limits.  Most girls can not fully take a 9 inch penis.  This is not speculation, I know this to be true.

[firerain]

bio has a chode

[Holkeye]

Is*

[biohazard]

bio has a chode

A chode means more girth than length, which I do not have.

[firerain]

i know what chode means.

[biohazard]

Then you know I don't. 

[Roph]

Ever stuck it in an ass?

[modern algebra]

 I thought chode was the skin between your testicles and your rectum.



This thread has become so unclassy.

[Holkeye]

I thought chode was the skin between your testicles and your rectum.

That's a taint.

[Zylos]

This thread has become so unclassy.

Welcome to RMRK.

[tSwitch]

I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.

[Jules]

I like how bio thinks he knows more about vaginas than a lady.

I think that said everything I wanted to, no need to say more   lol

[Roph]

Show us yer vagina lady =o

[Jules]

haha... no  =) 


or you know.. I could google for the prettiest vagina and post that.. worked for bio

[Roph]

"Pretty" and "Vagina" don't really go well together ._.

[Grafikal]

This is true. You could also google the prettiest box of cow tongues and find the same result. =o

[Jules]

Probably =o  But then "biggest vagina" wouldn't exactly appeal to you either, now would it



Confession: I think I turned the confession thread into a discussion thread.   woops. xD