Proxy

[CartoonFan]

I need the perfect proxy.

I need a High Anonymity Proxy that allows me to log into an account on a website, or create a new one. This proxy needs to be able to hide my IP and also hide the fact that it is a proxy.

It's gotta be free.

Who here can tell me about a web-based proxy like that? Link please!

[Holkeye]

I vote that nobody tells him anything, because less than two weeks ago he was bitching about too much "dangerous" porn and shit, and now he wants a proxy. GEE I WONDER WHAT THAT'S FOR?

[haloOfTheSun]

Not only that but he apparently has never heard of Google

[monkofevil]

Tor

It's a rebuild of firefox, get it on download.com
It throws your IP into a swarm (Like a torrent, hence the name) And whenever you connect to a new site, it randomizes your ip.
It's unstoppable. As far as I've been able to tell. I use it at local wi-fi pubs.

[CartoonFan]

I vote that nobody tells him anything, because less than two weeks ago he was bitching about too much "dangerous" porn and shit, and now he wants a proxy. GEE I WONDER WHAT THAT'S FOR?

Actually, it's so I can sign onto a paruresis support site. In case you don't remember one of my older Bean Bags topics, I'm afflicted with what I now know is called "paruresis".

Not only that but he apparently has never heard of Google

Checked google. But all I got was proxies that either A: don't let you sign into a website or B: don't confirm if they provide anonymity. Some proxies just bypass security but make no effort to hide your ISP.

Tor

Thank you.

[Roph]

Jesus christ, Tor will work, but why speak so much complete bullshit about it along with it?

It's a rebuild of firefox

Firefox is a web browser. Tor is a protocol. The two projects are nothing to do with each other.

download.com

http://www.torproject.org/

It throws your IP into a swarm (Like a torrent, hence the name)

It does no such thing, it routes packets through volunteer nodes, to the site it appears if you are the last node of the path.

And whenever you connect to a new site, it randomizes your ip.

Bullshit. you will continue to use the same exit node until it either goes offline or you specifically request it to.

It's unstoppable. As far as I've been able to tell. I use it at local wi-fi pubs.

It's easy to detect tor's usage, and along with DNS request leaks, there are both public lists of exit nodes as well as weaknesses in the protocol itself.

It's fine for Animefan to get placebo help for a problem he thinks he has and can't control though.

[:)]

I'm sorry but someone just has to say OWNED.

and tor is a slow turtle. :3

[Sophist]

This proxy needs to be able to hide my IP and also hide the fact that it is a proxy.

[Link]

Wait why would you need a proxy for a medical site o_O

Stop being a wuss and grab some vicodin and a stick a tube up your penis

[Holkeye]

Animefan never ceases to amaze me with all of the ways he can reinvent being a drama whore.

[monkofevil]

Holy Jesus on a Bicycle.
I can't believe I wrote all of that crap, I must have been reading about something else on wikipedia and typing at the same time.
Sorry.
Yeah, what i said was pretty much all wrong, except that the tor I use is inside a firefox shell.
It's called torpark.
http://www.download.com/Torpark/3000-2356_4-10586817.html
It's not bad for private browsing, it hides your location at best!
Yeah, and tor is majorly slow, thanks to the fact that it runs through network of other crappier users.
As far as people detecting it, they'd need to have the skill, and care about it. If someone really wanted to see what animefan was doing, then they might be able to break it, but the average joe? No such luck.

[Dwarra?]

The average joe could detect Animefan from miles away.

[Holkeye]

Ok, ok. One word: Vidalia

[monkofevil]

The average joe could detect Animefan from miles away.

No argument here.

[:)]

It's a pretty stupid idea, but if I've got the balls to do it, maybe others will join me.

using a proxy does not mean you have balls

[Sophist]

It's a pretty stupid idea, but if I've got the balls to do it, maybe others will join me.

using a proxy does not mean you have balls

But he plans to take hostages and fight off the government with 9mm pistols and watches anime and has a urine fetish, he totally has balls.

[CartoonFan]

It's a pretty stupid idea, but if I've got the balls to do it, maybe others will join me.

using a proxy does not mean you have balls

Attacking bad people does.

I'm using the proxy to insure that the ISPs won't get in my way. I'm going to insight people to rise up, and the website might report me for it. If they can't find my IP address or if they can't find the right one, then I can just create a new account and pick up were I left off.

Anski... who the hell said I'd use 9mm pistols? You really DON'T know anything about guns. /facepalm

Anski you're a mod now. You're not allowed to make fun of other people's ideals.

I shouldn't have even mentioned what I was doing with the proxy. I knew it was a bad idea from the start. But oh well, I got the information I was looking for. Even if it was handed to me by fools who think that American G.Is can defy the laws of physics, the fact of the matter is, the information was still handed to me AT ALL. As long as I know I'm in the right, it doesn't matter what you guys think.

[Sophist]

Anski you're a mod now. You're not allowed to make fun of other people's ideals.

I see no ideals. I see plans that you want to try to overthrow something you have yet to center on.

[CartoonFan]

How can I put it in a way your tiny brain can understand?

I declare war on discrimination. I declare war on...

oh fuck it. I can't keep this up anymore. Who was I kidding thinking anybody else would have the guts to pick up a gun and shoot the guy who wouldn't hire them because they couldn't piss in a cup?

I declare LEGAL war on discrimination. I think I'll just go to the site and see if they can redirect me to any government-sponsored lawyers who will help me sue employers that wont hire paruresis cases. Happy now?

[Sophist]

How can I put it in a way your tiny brain can understand?

I declare war on discrimination. I declare war on...

oh fuck it. I can't keep this up anymore. Who was I kidding thinking anybody else would have the guts to pick up a gun and shoot the guy who wouldn't hire them because they couldn't piss in a cup?

I declare LEGAL war on discrimination. I think I'll just go to the site and see if they can redirect me to any government-sponsored lawyers who will help me sue employers that wont hire paruresis cases. Happy now?

Finally. Silly kid not understanding what is worth dying for e3e;

[CartoonFan]

Ooo what's this? "Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA)". I think this is exactly what I was looking for.

To tell you the truth, I haven't even applied for a job yet. A friend of mine also suffers from paruresis, and she's been refused a lot of jobs because of it. I'm trying to encourage her to sue, but she thinks it won't work, and for a while, I believed that too, which is why I thought "kill em all" was the only option left.

And then I found some documents. Hooray for documents.

[Sophist]

hf

[Link]

So.....You want to start a war with people who cant pee >_>

[CartoonFan]

So.....You want to start a war with people who cant pee >_>

No.
Please don't say "with". It can actually mean "along side" or "against" when you follow that word with "war".

I'll clarify.
I want to start a war ALONG SIDE people who can't pee. The war is AGAINST people who won't hire us because of our condition.

But if you'll read the more recent post, you'll see that I've already given that idea up. Instead, I want to find a legal way to take legal action against discrimination.

[Link]

But.....You wanna start a war 'Along side' people who cant pee :/


Animefan, i think it;s more the thought of,


'How much work can this guy do, compared to this guy'


Not,

'He cant pee, he can pee, im getting the guy who can pee'


It isnt 'discrimination' against this ailment, more them thinking if the work amount they can do is a worthy investment