Proxy

I need the perfect proxy.

I need a High Anonymity Proxy that allows me to log into an account on a website, or create a new one. This proxy needs to be able to hide my IP and also hide the fact that it is a proxy.

It's gotta be free.

Who here can tell me about a web-based proxy like that? Link please!

I vote that nobody tells him anything, because less than two weeks ago he was bitching about too much "dangerous" porn and shit, and now he wants a proxy. GEE I WONDER WHAT THAT'S FOR?

Not only that but he apparently has never heard of Google

Tor

It's a rebuild of firefox, get it on download.com
It throws your IP into a swarm (Like a torrent, hence the name) And whenever you connect to a new site, it randomizes your ip.
It's unstoppable. As far as I've been able to tell. I use it at local wi-fi pubs.

I vote that nobody tells him anything, because less than two weeks ago he was bitching about too much "dangerous" porn and shit, and now he wants a proxy. GEE I WONDER WHAT THAT'S FOR?

Actually, it's so I can sign onto a paruresis support site. In case you don't remember one of my older Bean Bags topics, I'm afflicted with what I now know is called "paruresis".

Not only that but he apparently has never heard of Google

Checked google. But all I got was proxies that either A: don't let you sign into a website or B: don't confirm if they provide anonymity. Some proxies just bypass security but make no effort to hide your ISP.

Tor

Thank you.

Jesus christ, Tor will work, but why speak so much complete bullshit about it along with it?

It's a rebuild of firefox

Firefox is a web browser. Tor is a protocol. The two projects are nothing to do with each other.

download.com

http://www.torproject.org/

It throws your IP into a swarm (Like a torrent, hence the name)

It does no such thing, it routes packets through volunteer nodes, to the site it appears if you are the last node of the path.

And whenever you connect to a new site, it randomizes your ip.

Bullshit. you will continue to use the same exit node until it either goes offline or you specifically request it to.

It's unstoppable. As far as I've been able to tell. I use it at local wi-fi pubs.

It's easy to detect tor's usage, and along with DNS request leaks, there are both public lists of exit nodes as well as weaknesses in the protocol itself.

It's fine for Animefan to get placebo help for a problem he thinks he has and can't control though.

I'm sorry but someone just has to say OWNED.

and tor is a slow turtle. :3

This proxy needs to be able to hide my IP and also hide the fact that it is a proxy.

Wait why would you need a proxy for a medical site o_O

Stop being a wuss and grab some vicodin and a stick a tube up your penis

Animefan never ceases to amaze me with all of the ways he can reinvent being a drama whore.

Holy Jesus on a Bicycle.
I can't believe I wrote all of that crap, I must have been reading about something else on wikipedia and typing at the same time.
Sorry.
Yeah, what i said was pretty much all wrong, except that the tor I use is inside a firefox shell.
It's called torpark.
http://www.download.com/Torpark/3000-2356_4-10586817.html
It's not bad for private browsing, it hides your location at best!
Yeah, and tor is majorly slow, thanks to the fact that it runs through network of other crappier users.
As far as people detecting it, they'd need to have the skill, and care about it. If someone really wanted to see what animefan was doing, then they might be able to break it, but the average joe? No such luck.

The average joe could detect Animefan from miles away.

Ok, ok. One word: Vidalia

The average joe could detect Animefan from miles away.

No argument here.

It's a pretty stupid idea, but if I've got the balls to do it, maybe others will join me.

using a proxy does not mean you have balls

It's a pretty stupid idea, but if I've got the balls to do it, maybe others will join me.

using a proxy does not mean you have balls

But he plans to take hostages and fight off the government with 9mm pistols and watches anime and has a urine fetish, he totally has balls.

It's a pretty stupid idea, but if I've got the balls to do it, maybe others will join me.

using a proxy does not mean you have balls

Attacking bad people does.

I'm using the proxy to insure that the ISPs won't get in my way. I'm going to insight people to rise up, and the website might report me for it. If they can't find my IP address or if they can't find the right one, then I can just create a new account and pick up were I left off.

Anski... who the hell said I'd use 9mm pistols? You really DON'T know anything about guns. /facepalm

Anski you're a mod now. You're not allowed to make fun of other people's ideals.

I shouldn't have even mentioned what I was doing with the proxy. I knew it was a bad idea from the start. But oh well, I got the information I was looking for. Even if it was handed to me by fools who think that American G.Is can defy the laws of physics, the fact of the matter is, the information was still handed to me AT ALL. As long as I know I'm in the right, it doesn't matter what you guys think.

Anski you're a mod now. You're not allowed to make fun of other people's ideals.

I see no ideals. I see plans that you want to try to overthrow something you have yet to center on.

How can I put it in a way your tiny brain can understand?

I declare war on discrimination. I declare war on...

oh fuck it. I can't keep this up anymore. Who was I kidding thinking anybody else would have the guts to pick up a gun and shoot the guy who wouldn't hire them because they couldn't piss in a cup?

I declare LEGAL war on discrimination. I think I'll just go to the site and see if they can redirect me to any government-sponsored lawyers who will help me sue employers that wont hire paruresis cases. Happy now?

How can I put it in a way your tiny brain can understand?

I declare war on discrimination. I declare war on...

oh fuck it. I can't keep this up anymore. Who was I kidding thinking anybody else would have the guts to pick up a gun and shoot the guy who wouldn't hire them because they couldn't piss in a cup?

I declare LEGAL war on discrimination. I think I'll just go to the site and see if they can redirect me to any government-sponsored lawyers who will help me sue employers that wont hire paruresis cases. Happy now?

Finally. Silly kid not understanding what is worth dying for e3e;

Ooo what's this? "Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA)". I think this is exactly what I was looking for.

To tell you the truth, I haven't even applied for a job yet. A friend of mine also suffers from paruresis, and she's been refused a lot of jobs because of it. I'm trying to encourage her to sue, but she thinks it won't work, and for a while, I believed that too, which is why I thought "kill em all" was the only option left.

And then I found some documents. Hooray for documents.

hf

So.....You want to start a war with people who cant pee >_>

So.....You want to start a war with people who cant pee >_>

No.
Please don't say "with". It can actually mean "along side" or "against" when you follow that word with "war".

I'll clarify.
I want to start a war ALONG SIDE people who can't pee. The war is AGAINST people who won't hire us because of our condition.

But if you'll read the more recent post, you'll see that I've already given that idea up. Instead, I want to find a legal way to take legal action against discrimination.

But.....You wanna start a war 'Along side' people who cant pee :/


Animefan, i think it;s more the thought of,


 'How much work can this guy do, compared to this guy'


Not,

'He cant pee, he can pee, im getting the guy who can pee'


It isnt 'discrimination' against this ailment, more them thinking if the work amount they can do is a worthy investment 

Animefan if you applied to my job, I wouldn't hire you.

No, you don't understand.

The employers won't hire us because we can't pee in a cup for a drug test. Some employers refuse to acknowledge that paruresis exists.

'How much work can this guy do, compared to this guy'

That's still wrong. It's not our fault we can't pee! We shouldn't have to suffer for a condition we didn't CHOOSE to have! Most of us can pee just fine if we're given enough space and privacy to do it. But when asked for a drug test, we're often ordered to pee in front of the employer, or nearby. That just won't do.

And the Americans with Disabilities Act prevents people from discriminating against those with medical conditions. Refusing us a job just because we can't pee is illegal. Whether it's because you don't believe us, or because we can't do as much work. It's not fair that we can't earn money just because we have a condition that we didn't CHOOSE to have. The fact that you actually think that's OK makes me want to throw up.

We can do just as much work as a person without paruresis. We just need more privacy/time to pee. If we can't get hired because of it, that's not fair to us. How are WE supposed to get money?

You do know that, given certain circumstances, you can explain, and request and blood test instead.

And also, didn't you say you thought the reason you couldn't was due to your 'fetish'.

Your right people cant choose, but, you refuse to try and help your problem, by giving it up, so why should anyone else give a damn :/

Listen here you intolerant jackass! Paruresis isn't something you can just clap your hands together and get rid of like that! Some people can't get rid of it at ALL! Cures and helping methods don't work for everybody.

And not all employers will allow a blood test method. Some will require a pee test and only a pee test.

Yes, I THOUGHT the reason I couldn't was due to my fetish. That's before I learned about paruresis. It IS plausible to believe that my paruresis could have been caused by my fetish, but paruresis is a social anxiety disorder. It's a lot different than a pee fetish. The chances of them being related are quite slim. However, I am doing research to try to see if there could be a connection.

Additional info: Actually, my particular paruresis seems to have calmed down a bit somehow. Recently I've been able to pee in public with little problem. However, that might just be because the stress of school is gone for now. It could pick up again at any time.

lol, The different is it isnt hard

I had this, but, after ALOT of shit, i sorted it out in my own mind, so i dont see the problem with you :/

If an employer dosnt use blood test, then explain the law to him, which is what alot of people do, if they dont, sue them :/

lol, The different is it isnt hard

What?

I don't know what that quoted line means, but I do plan to take legal action if denied a job because of my condition.

As of right now, I'm looking into this idea that my fetish could have caused it. I don't think it's likely, but it's still possible.

Ok, and i meant it wasn't hard to pee again.

Can i ask, are you just gonna go off on one everything you get denied and just blame this?

'cus they dont tell you why you didn't get chosen.

Of course not. I'm not going to jump to the conclusion that it's because of my paruresis, however, if there isn't another logical reason or if they reacted unusually to the drug test issue, then that's when I'll come to that conclusion.

However, I don't want to get it wrong. I don't want to sue an employer who simply didn't need me because there were no open positions, and I don't want to end up sparing an employer who really did reject me because I can't pee in a cup. And that's one thing I'm going to ask how to determine at the forum site I'm signing on to. It's a support site for people with paruresis. Surely some of them will know how to tell if an employer rejected me because of this problem.

Ok, and i meant it wasn't hard to pee again.

It may not have been for you, but it is for some people. Paruresis isn't the same for everybody. It varies widely. Not everybody is going to have your luck. Lots of us are cursed with a much more severe case.

Come to think of it, mine might actually be tied to school. It first became a problem in the boy's locker room. I was trying to take a piss (those BASTARDS won't put a freakin' door on the stalls!) and somebody walked by and said "you're still taking a piss?" Paruresis only seems to ever be a problem during school time, so perhaps it's related to that.

But there are still lots of things I don't know about this condition. That's why I'm signing on to a support site.

You can't pee around other people sometimes because you're nervous, and your pee muscles aren't relaxing. You're probably socially shy, thus making you urinaraly shy. Become more social, and your pee problems will be resolved.

When you're nervous your muscles don't relax etc.

Anski... who the hell said I'd use 9mm pistols? You really DON'T know anything about guns. /facepalm

Anski you're a mod now. You're not allowed to make fun of other people's ideals.

First one - It just means Ansk doesn't know anything about you

Second - Ansk is a mod. That means he's allowed to make fun of other people's ideals and get away with it easier now.

Animefan, I am always down for rising up and getting troops together to take down a foul establishment. I even think that you could possibly have a legitimate argument on your hands here. The problem, other than it being on your hands, is that you're trying to find a way to fight something by hiding yourself. In my opinion, you should get out there and raise your voice while you still can. Hiding behind a proxy is just going to make more people do what we've been doing here since you arrived: make fun of you. Stop being such a drama queen, and if you want to do something, just fucking do it. Nobody cares about dumb anonymous dickhead on the internet making a big deal out of every little thing that happens to him, other than to laugh about it. Do something serious. For Christ's sake, everyone has problems. If bitching about them online was a cure, (for something other than a lack of attention,) then life would be easy.

It's not.

I'm really sorry that you found out that you have some crippling disease that makes you not be able to pee while someone's standing near you, but could you please, PLEASE tell me - honestly, now - that you couldn't just explain your situation to your potential employer?

My conclusion:

Judging by your past posts and threads, I would say this has more to do with you wanting to see people's reaction online than truthfully solving this "problem" that you claim to have.

//that you couldn't just explain your situation to your potential employer?//

In many cases, it'll likely work. However, lots of employers are jackasses. Some refuse to believe in paruresis, and some might refuse to believe me. You seem to be forgetting, Holk, that some people are, for lack of a better word, BAD.

And I don't "claim" anything. I DO have this problem. That is a FACT.

lol the ADA. I can tell you, as a disabled person, that isn't the answer to your problem.

But then neither is hiding behind a proxy to get people who can't pee to fight with you. I don't know why, but I am constantly amazed at how you are mentally challenged.

Halo, I didn't know you were disabled.

mmmn, I didn't know he was disabled either.

Maybe he's talking in his "House" persona. Or his donut persona.

Halo, I didn't know you were disabled.

Legally blind, which means nothing other than I have really bad eyesight and I can never drive.

Halo, I didn't know you were disabled.

Legally blind, which means nothing other than I have really bad eyesight and I can never drive.

Wear prescription sunglasses and sit in the women's locker room at your nearest country club

Split into Elitist Debate?

No, Animefan and Elitist Debate are a horrible combination. I'm locking the topic since he has fulfilled his proxy needs.

pee muscles