Would you rather...?

Here's how the game works.

One member will ask a "Would you rather" question and the next person has to answer it and ask a question of their own.

Here's an example:
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Member 1:

Would you rather accidentally drop your ice cream on someone, or spill soda all over the floor?
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Member 2:

I'd rather drop the ice cream.

Would you rather pee your pants in public, or laugh out loud at your grandmother's funeral?
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Member 3:

I'd rather laugh at the funeral.

Would you rather ________ or ________...?
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Member 4:

I'd rather ________.


And it keeps going on...

The only rule is that you have to choose one of the choices. You can't say "neither" or "both".

I'll go first to give you guys an idea.

Would you rather drink a gallon of milk and then go on a roller coaster, or sit behind someone who drank a gallon of milk on a roller coaster?

drink the milk



would you rather sleep w/ur girlfriends mom or sleep with your x girlfriend's mom. [and now they both have aids and the herpy urplolies]

Ex.

Would you rather hang upside down from the ceiling of a subway tunnel, so that every car in the train smacks your dick on its way past, or watch your dad beat off?

Subway train. I'd rather not have nightmares about my dad...

Would you rather step into a puddle of mud with $300 shoes, or step barefoot into a pile of shit?

Shit. I can wash my feet off.

Would you rather have your balls burned off with fire or acid?

Acid. It would make for a more interesting story when I have to explain how I became a eunuch.

Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex, or have your parents walk in on you having sex?

them walk in on me. haha, my dad would walk out and later start askin me how it was lol

would you rather steal your best friends 60inch plasma tv [by urself and lug it home], or break your only 10inch projection tv?

Plasma tv, hell yeah!

Would you rather lick a frog all over, or lick the back of a urinal once?

Plasma tv, hell yeah!

Would you rather lick a frog all over, or lick the back of a urinal once?

The frog, people don't piss on frogs.

Would you rather be shot once in the leg or stabbed twice.

shot in the leg for sure

rather be forced to drink 5 gallons of water or stranded without water in a desert

Drink the water, provided that there was a bathroom nearby.

Would you rather help your Uncle Jack on a horse, or help your Uncle Jack off a horse?

Help Uncle Jack on the horse. (Nice try).

Would you rather be forced to eat your dick, or rip it off and shove it up your ass?

Rip it off. get it over with all at once.

Would you rather have a permanent (and obvious) boner, or have a one inch penis?

I'd Rather have a boner LOL.

Would You Rather do like www.2girls1cup.com or get 100k $?

As I'm reserved for someone already and dead broke, I'll take the money.

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson, or talk like him?

As I'm reserved for someone already and dead broke, I'll take the money.

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson, or talk like him?

Fight him, he isn't that tough.

Would you rather kill a child, or let the child kill you.

I'd kill the child. I'm a survivor.

Would you rather have sex with someone of the same sex, or with 5 animals of the opposite sex?

I'd Rather have a boner LOL.

Would You Rather do like www.2girls1cup.com or get 100k $?

i totally messed up my ''would you'' -.-

i'd rather have sex with...5 animals...LOL

Would you rather do like www.2girls1cup.com or go to jail and drop your soap(muahahah)

I would rather drop the soap, that one is a lot cleaner. lol.

Would you rather?

be locked in a  hotel room for one week with Hannibal ?

or

Be sued by Michael Jackson for sexual harrasment?

I'd rather get sued. He knows he can't win against me if I just give the jury my puppy eyes.

Here's a weird one:

Would you rather find a box of condoms in your 7-year-old brother's room, or find a box of condoms in your 100-year-old great-grandfather's room?

Id rather find one in my 100 year old GG's room, cuz that would give me hope for the future lol.

Since dominicko didn't ask a question, I'll ask one in his stead.

Would you rather have your life's most important moments scored with an off-tune orchestra, or make annoying pinball machine sounds while making love?

THE OFF-TUNE ORCHESTRA!


The only reason im replying again is to atone for my mistake haha so...

EDIT


Would you rather kill a man that comitted no crimes, in order to kill your worse enemy? Or would you rather Kill your worst enemy, but in turn would have to kill your closest friend?

i would rather kill my worst ennemy and kill my closest friend LOL MUAHAHAHAH 
who knows,my worst ennemy cud also be a big criminal,my best friend cud understand haha or else i could just kill him and bring him to life quickly XD

would you rather be a shemale (yes,a girl with a penis!!) or kill your best friend(no reviving,no fake murdering)