2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!

Welcome to the 2008 Presidential Elections!

We are down for 7000 candidates to 3.

President CTHULHU and Vice President YOG-SOTHOTH
CTHULHU

YOG-SOTHOTH

President Monty Cristo sandwich and Vice President a side of chips.
Monty

Side of chips

President Ben Stiller and Vice President Owen Wilson.


Here are the final words from all our candidates.

Cthulhu:
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(He then posted this image:)


Monty:
(The sandwich had nothing to say)

Ben Stiller:
I'm gay for Owen now!

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The election will be overseen by current President, Chuck Norris.

And for all who missed it, here is the best of their speeches from last night.

Cthulhu:
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Monty:
(50 minutes of silence)

Ben Stiller:
Country men, people, fellow Americans, I hate this country and all it stands for. I am a die hard communist, and you all should be too!

The ballots are in your hands now, citizens, vote, vote, vote!

SANNICH

Nightwolf

Nightwolf is not on the ballot, kthx.

I'd say Owen Wilson but  I don't think he could handle the pressure

A Monty Cristo sandwich and a side of chips, no objections about it.

I'd go with Monthy Python and the Holy Grail for $600, please.

It seems that Monty Cristo is winning so far.
He showed up at a public speaking 10 minutes ago. I snapped a quick picture.

It seems that Mr & Mr Stiller-Wilson are ahead in the polls!

Monty

Sandwich + 1.

Monty Cristo had this to say:

Monty Cristo is still ahead. 

I just registered a club called "Monty for President"

We are having a spot of tea at 1200 hours, I would be delighted to see you there 

We is sorry, but Monty is tied up with vaoting paeoples raight nawo.

What Chtulu or whatver said in "word from candidates"

? ? ??-?? ?? ? ?? ??-???!

LOL I UNDERSTAND THAT.

I say NONE! Because I have a t-shirt that says "John Stewart for President 08'" and I stand by it.

Cthulu gets my vote

cuz I don't wanna get raip'd

Cthulu gets my vote

cuz I don't wanna get raip'd

YES.

When Cthulhu awakens, you will be spared.

I always vote the sandwich, unless if dwarra's a choice

Cristo is about to win... YEAH!

MONTY CRISTO WINS!

Lioncock.

OOPS I ASSASSINATED THE PRESIDENT
He was so tasty...
Oh and chips ran off

Lioncook Lioncock for superior Lioncub.