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RMRK General => General Chat => Topic started by: Sophist on September 08, 2007, 09:54:31 PM

Title: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Sophist on September 08, 2007, 09:54:31 PM
Welcome to the 2008 Presidential Elections!
We are down for 7000 candidates to 3.

President CTHULHU and Vice President YOG-SOTHOTH
CTHULHU
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YOG-SOTHOTH
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President Monty Cristo sandwich and Vice President a side of chips.
Monty
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Side of chips
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President Ben Stiller and Vice President Owen Wilson.
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Here are the final words from all our candidates.

Cthulhu:
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(He then posted this image:)
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Monty:
(The sandwich had nothing to say)

Ben Stiller:
I'm gay for Owen now!

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The election will be overseen by current President, Chuck Norris.

And for all who missed it, here is the best of their speeches from last night.

Cthulhu:
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Monty:
(50 minutes of silence)

Ben Stiller:
Country men, people, fellow Americans, I hate this country and all it stands for. I am a die hard communist, and you all should be too!

The ballots are in your hands now, citizens, vote, vote, vote!
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Dwarra? on September 08, 2007, 10:20:16 PM
SANNICH
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: :) on September 08, 2007, 10:21:48 PM
Nightwolf
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Sophist on September 08, 2007, 10:23:26 PM
Nightwolf is not on the ballot, kthx.
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: TeaBag on September 08, 2007, 10:36:02 PM
I'd say Owen Wilson but  I don't think he could handle the pressure
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Esmeralda on September 08, 2007, 10:38:58 PM
A Monty Cristo sandwich and a side of chips, no objections about it.
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Kokowam on September 08, 2007, 10:50:03 PM
I'd go with Monthy Python and the Holy Grail for $600, please.
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Sophist on September 09, 2007, 02:18:51 AM
It seems that Monty Cristo is winning so far.
He showed up at a public speaking 10 minutes ago. I snapped a quick picture.

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Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Sophist on September 09, 2007, 03:05:42 AM
It seems that Mr & Mr Stiller-Wilson are ahead in the polls!
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: iceflame1019 on September 09, 2007, 03:54:23 AM
Monty
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: RMXPokemaniac on September 09, 2007, 04:05:59 AM
Sandwich + 1.
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Sophist on September 09, 2007, 04:11:27 AM
Monty Cristo had this to say:











Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Sophist on September 09, 2007, 02:58:44 PM
Monty Cristo is still ahead.  :tpg:
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Esmeralda on September 09, 2007, 04:27:57 PM
I just registered a club called "Monty for President"

We are having a spot of tea at 1200 hours, I would be delighted to see you there  :bean:
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Sophist on September 11, 2007, 10:38:57 PM
We is sorry, but Monty is tied up with vaoting paeoples raight nawo.
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Nightwolf on September 12, 2007, 09:56:02 AM
What Chtulu or whatver said in "word from candidates"

? ???? ?????-????? ??? ??? ??? ?? ? ?? ?????-???!

LOL I UNDERSTAND THAT.
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: CartoonFan on September 12, 2007, 04:34:36 PM
I say NONE! Because I have a t-shirt that says "John Stewart for President 08'" and I stand by it.
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: tSwitch on September 12, 2007, 10:58:43 PM
Cthulu gets my vote

cuz I don't wanna get raip'd
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Sophist on September 12, 2007, 11:37:18 PM
Quote from: NAMKCOR on September 12, 2007, 10:58:43 PM
Cthulu gets my vote

cuz I don't wanna get raip'd

YES.

When Cthulhu awakens, you will be spared.
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Forty on September 18, 2007, 11:24:25 PM
I always vote the sandwich, unless if dwarra's a choice
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Kokowam on September 18, 2007, 11:31:02 PM
Cristo is about to win... YEAH!
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Sophist on September 19, 2007, 02:29:54 AM
MONTY CRISTO WINS!
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: SirJackRex on September 19, 2007, 02:33:40 AM
Lioncock.
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: Forty on September 19, 2007, 11:51:55 PM
OOPS I ASSASSINATED THE PRESIDENT ;9
He was so tasty...
Oh and chips ran off
Title: Re: 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!
Post by: SirJackRex on September 20, 2007, 04:03:42 AM
Lioncook Lioncock for superior Lioncub.