2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!!!!

[Sophist]

Welcome to the 2008 Presidential Elections!

We are down for 7000 candidates to 3.

President CTHULHU and Vice President YOG-SOTHOTH
CTHULHU

YOG-SOTHOTH

President Monty Cristo sandwich and Vice President a side of chips.
Monty

Side of chips

President Ben Stiller and Vice President Owen Wilson.


Here are the final words from all our candidates.

Cthulhu:
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(He then posted this image:)


Monty:
(The sandwich had nothing to say)

Ben Stiller:
I'm gay for Owen now!

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The election will be overseen by current President, Chuck Norris.

And for all who missed it, here is the best of their speeches from last night.

Cthulhu:
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Monty:
(50 minutes of silence)

Ben Stiller:
Country men, people, fellow Americans, I hate this country and all it stands for. I am a die hard communist, and you all should be too!

The ballots are in your hands now, citizens, vote, vote, vote!

[Dwarra?]

SANNICH

[:)]

Nightwolf

[Sophist]

Nightwolf is not on the ballot, kthx.

[TeaBag]

I'd say Owen Wilson but  I don't think he could handle the pressure

[Esmeralda]

A Monty Cristo sandwich and a side of chips, no objections about it.

[Kokowam]

I'd go with Monthy Python and the Holy Grail for $600, please.

[Sophist]

It seems that Monty Cristo is winning so far.
He showed up at a public speaking 10 minutes ago. I snapped a quick picture.

[Sophist]

It seems that Mr & Mr Stiller-Wilson are ahead in the polls!

[iceflame1019]

Monty

[RMXPokemaniac]

Sandwich + 1.

[Sophist]

Monty Cristo had this to say:

[Sophist]

Monty Cristo is still ahead. 

[Esmeralda]

I just registered a club called "Monty for President"

We are having a spot of tea at 1200 hours, I would be delighted to see you there 

[Sophist]

We is sorry, but Monty is tied up with vaoting paeoples raight nawo.

[Nightwolf]

What Chtulu or whatver said in "word from candidates"

? ? ??-?? ?? ? ?? ??-???!

LOL I UNDERSTAND THAT.

[CartoonFan]

I say NONE! Because I have a t-shirt that says "John Stewart for President 08'" and I stand by it.

[tSwitch]

Cthulu gets my vote

cuz I don't wanna get raip'd

[Sophist]

Cthulu gets my vote

cuz I don't wanna get raip'd

YES.

When Cthulhu awakens, you will be spared.

[Forty]

I always vote the sandwich, unless if dwarra's a choice

[Kokowam]

Cristo is about to win... YEAH!

[Sophist]

MONTY CRISTO WINS!

[SirJackRex]

Lioncock.

[Forty]

OOPS I ASSASSINATED THE PRESIDENT
He was so tasty...
Oh and chips ran off

[SirJackRex]

Lioncook Lioncock for superior Lioncub.