What do you do again?

Forty · August 01, 2007, 02:16:21 AM

Ok, very simple. The first person posts a job (fake or real) and the next person has to say what a person in that position does and then posts another job.
Like this

Person A: A Fireman...
Person B: Burns things down.
A Fat Kid...
Person C: Eats anything put it front of him.
etc.

I will start

A Ninja...

Mental · August 01, 2007, 02:30:19 AM

IS FUCKING GAY.

Forty · August 01, 2007, 02:33:34 AM

FAIL PLZ START OVER AND TRY AGAIN

Leventhan · August 01, 2007, 09:33:28 AM

A Pirate

Link · August 01, 2007, 09:40:36 AM

Sings a great tune,

Gorge bush.

Forty · August 01, 2007, 02:58:18 PM

Screws up the country

Your mom

The Shadow · August 01, 2007, 04:34:28 PM

Loves your dad.

Your boss

Forty · August 02, 2007, 06:26:56 PM

makes memos that no one reads

*Sidenote- THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY SHEESH

A human

gestapo_of_satan · August 02, 2007, 10:25:54 PM

is what makes soylent green.

A Jewish suppremist

Knownot · August 03, 2007, 10:25:14 AM

Touches the unfortunate in unfortunate places.

A white supremist.

Forty · August 04, 2007, 07:27:39 PM

makes racial slurs constantly and without thinking.

An angry old person...

InfernoPhoenix · August 08, 2007, 11:52:45 AM

dies of heart failure, but not before rambling about the olde days

An underage drinker....

hatstand · August 08, 2007, 01:01:40 PM

has urges to hug his girl/boyfriends friend, and hits on him/her....
(yay for gender neutrality)

student...

Leventhan · August 08, 2007, 02:45:48 PM

learns how to fap

A skank

InfernoPhoenix · August 08, 2007, 05:26:00 PM

has a massive rocket launcher in his back pocket.

Huge plastic duck...

Forty · August 10, 2007, 01:27:56 AM

Gets secked by a dog.

A blind bartender...

Arrow · August 10, 2007, 02:58:46 AM

...beats up Haggar, Dean, Guy, and Sophia when they find out how to enter that other doorway in the second level after defeating Arby.

(wow, is that a Final Fight 3 reference? Though he wasn't REALLY blind. He kicked my ASS.)

The ex-pro wrestler that became mayor of METRO CITY!!!!!!!!!!!...

Forty · August 11, 2007, 01:57:39 PM

Beats the living crap out of everyone

(yes it was)

A hobo...

InfernoPhoenix · August 18, 2007, 12:00:42 PM

gives out McDonald's coupons to passers by.

A policeman...

Arkbennett · August 18, 2007, 06:29:19 PM

Beats minorities.

A prison mate...

Irock · August 18, 2007, 06:52:18 PM

Throws buckets of pee on guards.

A furry

Knight Rider · August 18, 2007, 06:57:52 PM

monkey throws shit at Irock

A robotic...

gestapo_of_satan · August 18, 2007, 08:24:17 PM

goes "bleep bleep bloop" and it protects grandma.

My bff Jill...

CartoonFan · September 03, 2007, 06:30:19 AM

Gets her friend slapped by her mom.

See?

An assassin...

Karo Rushe · September 03, 2007, 04:53:27 PM

Gets the Job done before Bed-time.

A Clone Trooper