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RMRK General => General Chat => Topic started by: Forty on August 01, 2007, 02:16:21 AM
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Ok, very simple. The first person posts a job (fake or real) and the next person has to say what a person in that position does and then posts another job.
Like this
Person A: A Fireman...
Person B: Burns things down.
A Fat Kid...
Person C: Eats anything put it front of him.
etc.
I will start
A Ninja...
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IS FUCKING GAY.
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FAIL PLZ START OVER AND TRY AGAIN
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A Pirate
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Sings a great tune,
Gorge bush.
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Screws up the country
Your mom
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Loves your dad.
Your boss
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makes memos that no one reads
*Sidenote- THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY SHEESH
A human
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is what makes soylent green.
A Jewish suppremist
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Touches the unfortunate in unfortunate places.
A white supremist.
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makes racial slurs constantly and without thinking.
An angry old person...
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dies of heart failure, but not before rambling about the olde days
An underage drinker....
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has urges to hug his girl/boyfriends friend, and hits on him/her....
(yay for gender neutrality)
student...
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learns how to fap
A skank
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has a massive rocket launcher in his back pocket.
Huge plastic duck...
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Gets secked by a dog.
A blind bartender...
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...beats up Haggar, Dean, Guy, and Sophia when they find out how to enter that other doorway in the second level after defeating Arby.
(wow, is that a Final Fight 3 reference? Though he wasn't REALLY blind. He kicked my ASS.)
The ex-pro wrestler that became mayor of METRO CITY!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Beats the living crap out of everyone
(yes it was)
A hobo...
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gives out McDonald's coupons to passers by.
A policeman...
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Beats minorities.
A prison mate...
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Throws buckets of pee on guards.
A furry
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monkey throws shit at Irock
A robotic...
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goes "bleep bleep bloop" and it protects grandma.
My bff Jill...
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Gets her friend slapped by her mom.
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi43.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe392%2FEelpower%2F52m4enq.jpg&hash=153f8b74c2495883302a37b2cfc75c27c0ef6099)
See?
An assassin...
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Gets the Job done before Bed-time.
A Clone Trooper
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blows up the death star on accident.
Chuck Norris
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IS A CLOSET NECROPOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bras