Vending Machine

gets food poisoning

puts in a letter to god

Gets a birthday card from Satan.

Puts in a 2008 Presidential Election Ballot with Cthulhu marked down.

Gets Cthulhu as President...


Inserts Cthulhu In the Vending Machine again...

Gets a piece of paper saying "If you throw 2d6 at someone, if it rolls higher than a 1, you can either kill them or kill 2 researchers. If they are a researcher, you can kill 3 researchers."

Puts in a copy of the Necronomicon.

gets a pillow

puts in Special K

Gets Retarded B.

Puts in Mute Math.

Gets an F.

Puts in an "I owe you" card.

Gets a "I want my money NOW!" note.

Puts in a ripped Bible Black DVD.

Gets a new copy of the "Bible Black DVD".

Puts in a "blank DVD".

Gets back a blank DVD. What the fuck do you think I am? a magician?


Puts in sperm sample

You got a kid.

Puts in a Feather Fan.

Gets the machine spraying sperm all over you.

Instead of putting something in, I will now proceed to kick the machine as hard as I can.

Instead of giving you something the vending machine grows wheels and a snow plow, rams you and continuously runs over you head.



PUts in world peace

Nothing comes out of it.

Puts in nothing.

Gets everything.


Inserts movie ideas.

Doesn't hear back from vending machine.

Inserts orphan

Gets Naphro

Puts in Britney Spears.

Gets John Lennon. o.O

Puts in SNOW PATROL.

Gets a snowmobile

puts in an old sock and a cat5 cable

gets an invention that uses pulleys to transport socks.

Puts in a laser pistol

Gets silenced laser pistol.

Puts in nymphet.

Gets a nympho.

Puts in Trent Reznor.

gets something associated w/ Trent Raznor.

Puts in homosexuality

Gets Twix

Puts in Arshes

you get a bad RMXP game

puts in Opera