Vending Machine

TeaBag · September 07, 2007, 10:48:41 PM

gets food poisoning

puts in a letter to god

Sophist · September 08, 2007, 01:03:39 AM

Gets a birthday card from Satan.

Puts in a 2008 Presidential Election Ballot with Cthulhu marked down.

Karo Rushe · September 08, 2007, 03:44:24 AM

Gets Cthulhu as President...

Inserts Cthulhu In the Vending Machine again...

Sophist · September 08, 2007, 04:26:10 AM

Gets a piece of paper saying "If you throw 2d6 at someone, if it rolls higher than a 1, you can either kill them or kill 2 researchers. If they are a researcher, you can kill 3 researchers."

Puts in a copy of the Necronomicon.

TeaBag · September 08, 2007, 04:42:47 AM

gets a pillow

puts in Special K

Sophist · September 08, 2007, 04:57:26 AM

Gets Retarded B.

Puts in Mute Math.

CartoonFan · September 08, 2007, 05:11:02 AM

Gets an F.

Puts in an "I owe you" card.

Sophist · September 08, 2007, 05:55:54 AM

Gets a "I want my money NOW!" note.

Puts in a ripped Bible Black DVD.

General_Slaye · September 11, 2007, 02:13:07 PM

Gets a new copy of the "Bible Black DVD".

Puts in a "blank DVD".

InfernoPhoenix · September 11, 2007, 07:40:33 PM

Gets back a blank DVD. What the fuck do you think I am? a magician?

Puts in sperm sample

The Shadow · September 11, 2007, 07:48:47 PM

You got a kid.

Puts in a Feather Fan.

Sophist · September 11, 2007, 10:29:08 PM

Gets the machine spraying sperm all over you.

Instead of putting something in, I will now proceed to kick the machine as hard as I can.

InfernoPhoenix · September 12, 2007, 03:20:35 PM

Instead of giving you something the vending machine grows wheels and a snow plow, rams you and continuously runs over you head.

PUts in world peace

The Shadow · September 12, 2007, 03:52:28 PM

Nothing comes out of it.

Puts in nothing.

CartoonFan · September 12, 2007, 04:41:40 PM

Gets everything.

Inserts movie ideas.

TeaBag · September 12, 2007, 05:19:26 PM

Doesn't hear back from vending machine.

Inserts orphan

The Shadow · September 12, 2007, 05:37:32 PM

Gets Naphro

Puts in Britney Spears.

Sophist · September 13, 2007, 02:28:02 AM

Gets John Lennon. o.O

Puts in SNOW PATROL.

hatstand · September 13, 2007, 08:23:49 AM

Gets a snowmobile

puts in an old sock and a cat5 cable

InfernoPhoenix · September 13, 2007, 05:26:08 PM

gets an invention that uses pulleys to transport socks.

Puts in a laser pistol

CartoonFan · September 13, 2007, 09:02:03 PM

Gets silenced laser pistol.

Puts in nymphet.

Sophist · September 13, 2007, 11:00:49 PM

Gets a nympho.

Puts in Trent Reznor.

InfernoPhoenix · September 14, 2007, 07:18:00 AM

gets something associated w/ Trent Raznor.

Puts in homosexuality

TeaBag · September 14, 2007, 07:25:49 AM

Gets Twix

Puts in Arshes

tSwitch · September 14, 2007, 12:33:52 PM

you get a bad RMXP game

puts in Opera