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Vending Machine

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*****
Rep:
Level 88
Unoriginal text here.
Gets 10 more chain letters to send to 10 people.

Puts in guitar...

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Rep:
Level 98
2010 Best Veteran2014 Best Use of Avatar and Signature Space2014 Best IRC Chatterbox2014 Most Mature Member2014 Best Writer2014 Best Counsel2014 Favorite Staff Member2014 King of RMRK2013 Favorite Staff MemberSecret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.Secret Santa 2012 Participant2011 Best Writer2011 Best Counsel2010 Funniest Member2010 Best Writer
Gets Guitar Hero.

Puts in drugs.
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

******
Rep:
Level 89
Let's attack agressively.
gets a tranquilizer dart


puts in my girlfriend (again)

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Rep:
Level 98
2010 Best Veteran2014 Best Use of Avatar and Signature Space2014 Best IRC Chatterbox2014 Most Mature Member2014 Best Writer2014 Best Counsel2014 Favorite Staff Member2014 King of RMRK2013 Favorite Staff MemberSecret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.Secret Santa 2012 Participant2011 Best Writer2011 Best Counsel2010 Funniest Member2010 Best Writer
Gets nothing in return.

Puts in Arrow1
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

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Rep: +0/-0Level 86
^ Gets a Bow

Puts in a Gun

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Rep:
Level 98
2010 Best Veteran2014 Best Use of Avatar and Signature Space2014 Best IRC Chatterbox2014 Most Mature Member2014 Best Writer2014 Best Counsel2014 Favorite Staff Member2014 King of RMRK2013 Favorite Staff MemberSecret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.Secret Santa 2012 Participant2011 Best Writer2011 Best Counsel2010 Funniest Member2010 Best Writer
^Gets bullets of love, baby!

Puts in an old 70's pick up line.
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

***
Rep:
Level 88
http://www.rukinet.com
^gets hit on by the vending machine.

Puts in my mugiwara (strawhat)! :)  I WILL WANT IT BACk!! GRR


Rukinet. - the dot's included!

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Rep:
Level 98
2010 Best Veteran2014 Best Use of Avatar and Signature Space2014 Best IRC Chatterbox2014 Most Mature Member2014 Best Writer2014 Best Counsel2014 Favorite Staff Member2014 King of RMRK2013 Favorite Staff MemberSecret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.Secret Santa 2012 Participant2011 Best Writer2011 Best Counsel2010 Funniest Member2010 Best Writer
The straws come back out, all super glued to each others end to make one VERY long straw line.

Puts in Fallout 2.
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

***
Rep:
Level 88
http://www.rukinet.com
*Emxtremely dramatized! Camera is long far awayt up in the air watching me on my knees crying, holding the looong straw in my hands*

Why... Why!? WHY DID YOU DO THIS!? I WILL GET YOU ,EVEN AS IF IT MAY BE THE LAST THING I DOOOOO!!!



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^Gets a few drops of blood.

Puts in my shoe.


Rukinet. - the dot's included!

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Rep:
Level 98
2010 Best Veteran2014 Best Use of Avatar and Signature Space2014 Best IRC Chatterbox2014 Most Mature Member2014 Best Writer2014 Best Counsel2014 Favorite Staff Member2014 King of RMRK2013 Favorite Staff MemberSecret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.Secret Santa 2012 Participant2011 Best Writer2011 Best Counsel2010 Funniest Member2010 Best Writer
Gets a sock.

Puts in a sling blade, mhm. (If you don't get that joke, don't answer me.)
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

******
Rep:
Level 89
Let's attack agressively.
gets a stupid joke


puts in BlackZoneOne

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Rep:
Level 98
2010 Best Veteran2014 Best Use of Avatar and Signature Space2014 Best IRC Chatterbox2014 Most Mature Member2014 Best Writer2014 Best Counsel2014 Favorite Staff Member2014 King of RMRK2013 Favorite Staff MemberSecret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.Secret Santa 2012 Participant2011 Best Writer2011 Best Counsel2010 Funniest Member2010 Best Writer
Gets WhiteZoneOne.

Puts in AlienSoldier.
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

*****
Rep:
Level 88
Unoriginal text here.
Gets a very sick vending machine.

Puts in roofies...

******
Rep:
Level 89
Let's attack agressively.
gets.....Hentai


puts in Epsilon Eagle (the metal eagle in my avatar)

*****
Rep:
Level 88
Unoriginal text here.
Gets everything that was ever put into the machine up to this point.

Puts in basketball.

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A man chooses,
Rep:
Level 92
a slave obeys
Project of the Month winner for April 2008
Gets Maracas... >:( WTF?!


Inserts Pussy...

***
Rep:
Level 88
http://www.rukinet.com
^gets a dick.

Puts in a cool manga character.


Rukinet. - the dot's included!

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A man chooses,
Rep:
Level 92
a slave obeys
Project of the Month winner for April 2008
Gets YES!!!!!

Inserts Dark Vader.

*****
Rep:
Level 88
Unoriginal text here.
Gets Luke.

Puts in
:shoop:

********
Licks
Rep:
Level 91
Sexual Deviant
Gets mass destruction

puts in the idea of communisim

*****
Rep:
Level 88
Unoriginal text here.
Gets one third of my political rant.

Puts in old iPod mini.

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Rep:
Level 98
2010 Best Veteran2014 Best Use of Avatar and Signature Space2014 Best IRC Chatterbox2014 Most Mature Member2014 Best Writer2014 Best Counsel2014 Favorite Staff Member2014 King of RMRK2013 Favorite Staff MemberSecret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.Secret Santa 2012 Participant2011 Best Writer2011 Best Counsel2010 Funniest Member2010 Best Writer
Gets a boombox that is indestructible that floats around you playing hardcore house/rave/dance/electronica music nonstop.
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

****
Rep:
Level 88
wrath of winter
gets nothing cuz he didn't put anything in.

puts in  :mex:

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A man chooses,
Rep:
Level 92
a slave obeys
Project of the Month winner for April 2008
Gets Ejaculation


Puts in Giant Peanut.

*
Rep:
Level 98
2010 Best Veteran2014 Best Use of Avatar and Signature Space2014 Best IRC Chatterbox2014 Most Mature Member2014 Best Writer2014 Best Counsel2014 Favorite Staff Member2014 King of RMRK2013 Favorite Staff MemberSecret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.Secret Santa 2012 Participant2011 Best Writer2011 Best Counsel2010 Funniest Member2010 Best Writer
Gets a Giant Cashew

Puts in a pastrami sandwitch.
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep