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Rep:
Level 87
Shazamn bithes
... gets a piece of paper saying "I saw you masturbating."


Puts in worthless currency
I'm the pigeon and you're the statue... doesn't take a genius to work out who's been shat on.


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7

******
Rep:
Level 89
Let's attack agressively.
gets a broken car

puts in Aromred Core

***
Rep:
Level 87
Shazamn bithes
gets a ps1 game

Puts in a Mario doll
I'm the pigeon and you're the statue... doesn't take a genius to work out who's been shat on.


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7

******
Rep:
Level 89
Let's attack agressively.
gets a Yoshi doll

puts in the Master Sword

**
Rep:
Level 87
Gets 20 hearts peices

puts in my litlle brother

*
A man chooses,
Rep:
Level 92
a slave obeys
Project of the Month winner for April 2008
Gets Little Brother's Bones


Inserts Giant Dino Bone...

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Licks
Rep:
Level 91
Sexual Deviant
Gets dust

Inserts shovel

******
Rep:
Level 91
Personal Text
gets dirt...

Puts in hidden treasure

*
House of Nostalgia
Rep:
Level 87
You loved it.
Gets butt secks!

Puts in two chibi dolls.

***
Rep:
Level 87
Shazamn bithes
get a crazy fangirl.

Puts in a rhino
I'm the pigeon and you're the statue... doesn't take a genius to work out who's been shat on.


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7

******
Rep:
Level 89
Let's attack agressively.
gets a rhino on your butt

puts in a hamburger

**
Rep:
Level 87
gets a cheeseburger

puts in another vending machine

*
A man chooses,
Rep:
Level 92
a slave obeys
Project of the Month winner for April 2008
Gets a "You Fail" Ticket...

Inserts "You Fail" Ticket...

******
Rep:
Level 89
Let's attack agressively.
gets "You Suck" Ticket

puts in Mr.T "I pity the fool"

***
Rep:
Level 87
Shazamn bithes
gets a Mr. T tank with label "Quit your jibber jabber fool! you ain't hurt!"

Puts in lots of alcohol and a coupon for a $20 whore
I'm the pigeon and you're the statue... doesn't take a genius to work out who's been shat on.


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7

******
Rep:
Level 89
Let's attack agressively.
gets laid

puts in my ex-girlfriend

***
Rep:
Level 87
Shazamn bithes
gets slapped (am I right?)

Puts in my ex-girlfriend :D
I'm the pigeon and you're the statue... doesn't take a genius to work out who's been shat on.


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7

******
Rep:
Level 89
Let's attack agressively.
gets balls ripped off

puts in girlfriend

***
Rep:
Level 87
Shazamn bithes
(well, actually, i was expecting something along the lines of: gets a whore ticket, or calls her something mildly insulting and drives her to tears :D)

gets polite conversation(?) followed by secks :D


Puts in a huge saucepan
I'm the pigeon and you're the statue... doesn't take a genius to work out who's been shat on.


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7

******
Rep:
Level 89
Let's attack agressively.
LOL SEX TO THE THIRD POWER!

gets fried eggs

puts in some balls

***
Rep:
Level 87
Shazamn bithes
gets a gold club

puts in gold club since it's a useless item, unless you have someone you want to clobber...
I'm the pigeon and you're the statue... doesn't take a genius to work out who's been shat on.


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7

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Shadow Knight
Rep:
Level 91
Ruin that brick wall!
Project of the Month winner for October 2008
Gets Midas Touch.

Puts in Coal.
Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

******
Rep:
Level 89
Let's attack agressively.
gets fire

puts in girlfriend (again)

***
Rep:
Level 87
Shazamn bithes
gets a Nancy Dew rocket launcher

Puts in a crab
I'm the pigeon and you're the statue... doesn't take a genius to work out who's been shat on.


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7

****
Rep:
Level 88
wrath of winter
gets an all-you-can-eat meal at red lobster.

Puts in ten million dollars (i wish but go with it)

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