Vending Machine

[Forty]

Gets a full stomach

Puts in a 10 minute long song

[Kokowam]

Gets Mars Volta.

Puts in muzak.

[CartoonFan]

Gets elevator.

Puts in reasons to love me...

[TeaBag]

gets AWKWARD

puts in the NHL

[Forty]

Get teeth knocked out

puts in bomb

[tSwitch]

gets an arab

puts in bleach (the liquid)

[Kokowam]

Gets clean clothes.

Puts in Bleach (the manga)

[InfernoPhoenix]

gets a bottle of bleach wearing a shinigami robe.

Puts in obecity

[CartoonFan]

Gets "Billions Served".

Puts in reasons to hate me...

[Kokowam]

gets AWKWARD.

Puts in America.

[CartoonFan]

Gets a C-average leader.

Puts in carrot...

[TeaBag]

Gets an A average leader

Puts in Night Vision Goggles

[CartoonFan]

Gets a very happy peeping tom.

Puts in guts.

[TeaBag]

gets sausage

puts in cranial fluid

[tSwitch]

gets intelligence in a can

puts in a paper shredder

[iceflame1019]

gets rid of all his homework and a few important papers

puts in a BB gun

[CartoonFan]

Gets an M16.

Puts in Desert Eagle...

[TeaBag]

gets a headshot!

puts in a Multi-Kill

[iceflame1019]

gets a from me, gets killed by the machine

puts in RuneScape

[Sophist]

Gets tons of 10-14 year old kids (99.99999% guys) running around asking for gold.

Puts in Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

[Kokowam]

Gets Younger Books VI: Creation.

Puts in 404 ERROR

[Sophist]

Gets a down RMRK server.

Puts in FREEBIRD.

[Forty]

Gets broken Guitar Hero controller

Puts in Guitar Hero III pre-order

[Sophist]

Gets a Halo 3 pre order instead.

Puts in Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

[InfernoPhoenix]

gets M'Aq!

Puts in N3