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A Random Custom Title
Rep:
Level 96
wah
Gets wtf?

Puts in C4

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Rep:
Level 88
Keep on Baggin'
gets milk duds

puts in a chainsaw
Some friends mend.  Some friends depend.  Some friends lend.  Some friends send.  Friend.

****
Rep:
Level 88
wrath of winter
gets massacred

puts in cellphone

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Rep:
Level 98
2010 Best Veteran2014 Best Use of Avatar and Signature Space2014 King of RMRK2014 Favorite Staff Member2014 Best Counsel2014 Best Writer2014 Most Mature Member2014 Best IRC Chatterbox2013 Favorite Staff MemberSecret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.Secret Santa 2012 Participant2011 Best Writer2011 Best Counsel2010 Funniest Member2010 Best Writer
Get's a 50/50 written Stephen King novel.

Put's in the faded reminants of the Rep System.
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

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A Random Custom Title
Rep:
Level 96
wah
Gets Rep: +68/-67

Puts in DE 2

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Rep:
Level 98
2010 Best Veteran2014 Best Use of Avatar and Signature Space2014 King of RMRK2014 Favorite Staff Member2014 Best Counsel2014 Best Writer2014 Most Mature Member2014 Best IRC Chatterbox2013 Favorite Staff MemberSecret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.Secret Santa 2012 Participant2011 Best Writer2011 Best Counsel2010 Funniest Member2010 Best Writer
Gets Septembers POTM.

Puts in Black Light Burns.
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

*****
Rep:
Level 88
Unoriginal text here.
Gets a guy who has no idea what that is.

Puts in giant rock.

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Rep:
Level 98
2010 Best Veteran2014 Best Use of Avatar and Signature Space2014 King of RMRK2014 Favorite Staff Member2014 Best Counsel2014 Best Writer2014 Most Mature Member2014 Best IRC Chatterbox2013 Favorite Staff MemberSecret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.Secret Santa 2012 Participant2011 Best Writer2011 Best Counsel2010 Funniest Member2010 Best Writer
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

*****
Rep:
Level 88
Unoriginal text here.
Gets a guy who now finally knows what that is.

Puts in blank CD.

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Rep:
Level 98
2010 Best Veteran2014 Best Use of Avatar and Signature Space2014 King of RMRK2014 Favorite Staff Member2014 Best Counsel2014 Best Writer2014 Most Mature Member2014 Best IRC Chatterbox2013 Favorite Staff MemberSecret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.Secret Santa 2012 Participant2011 Best Writer2011 Best Counsel2010 Funniest Member2010 Best Writer
Gets a blank CD, what am I, some sort of computer?

Puts in
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

*****
Rep:
Level 88
Unoriginal text here.
Gets "The Passion"


Puts in bowl of rice.

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A man chooses,
Rep:
Level 92
a slave obeys
Project of the Month winner for April 2008
Gets Rice Ball...

Inserts Pasta!

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Rep:
Level 98
2010 Best Veteran2014 Best Use of Avatar and Signature Space2014 King of RMRK2014 Favorite Staff Member2014 Best Counsel2014 Best Writer2014 Most Mature Member2014 Best IRC Chatterbox2013 Favorite Staff MemberSecret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.Secret Santa 2012 Participant2011 Best Writer2011 Best Counsel2010 Funniest Member2010 Best Writer
Gets fat italian mobsters.

Puts in  :kashii:
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

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Communication begins with understanding
Rep:
Level 89
Project of the Month winner for October 2007
Gets AIDS

Puts in RMRK

*****
Rep:
Level 88
Unoriginal text here.

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A Random Custom Title
Rep:
Level 96
wah
Gets Julius Caesar.

Puts in infinity.

***
Rep:
Level 88
Keep on Baggin'
Gets everlasting gobstoper

puts in ? (pie)
Some friends mend.  Some friends depend.  Some friends lend.  Some friends send.  Friend.

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Rep:
Level 87
Shazamn bithes
gets 3.1415 etc. etc.

Puts in cancer (the crab)
I'm the pigeon and you're the statue... doesn't take a genius to work out who's been shat on.


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7

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Rep:
Level 98
2010 Best Veteran2014 Best Use of Avatar and Signature Space2014 King of RMRK2014 Favorite Staff Member2014 Best Counsel2014 Best Writer2014 Most Mature Member2014 Best IRC Chatterbox2013 Favorite Staff MemberSecret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.Secret Santa 2012 Participant2011 Best Writer2011 Best Counsel2010 Funniest Member2010 Best Writer
Gets AIDS (the disease)

(I bet you were expecting Cancer, wern't you?)

Puts in Hitler.
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

*****
Rep:
Level 88
Unoriginal text here.
Gets Saddam. (fair tradeoff)

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Irock touched your custom title
Rep:
Level 89
Gets nothing. You can't get something if you don't put anything in.

Puts in my friend's little sister.

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Rep:
Level 102
2014 Best Non-RM Creator2014 Biggest Forum Potato2014 Biggest Narcissist Award2013 Best IRC Chatterbox2013 Best Game Creator (Non-RM)Participant - GIAW 112012 Most Successful Troll2012 Funniest Member2012 Best Use Of Avatar and Signature space2012 Best IRC ChatterboxSecret Santa 2012 ParticipantProject of the Month winner for November 2009For being a noted contributor to the RMRK Wiki2010 Most Successful Troll2010 Biggest Forum Couch Potato2010 Best IRC Chatterbox
Gets nothing. You can't get something if you don't put anything in.

Puts in my friend's little sister.
Gets back a little sister without her virginity.

Puts in a an iPhone.

***
Rep:
Level 87
Shazamn bithes
Gets an official iToilet with some iShit in it

Puts in a webcam
I'm the pigeon and you're the statue... doesn't take a genius to work out who's been shat on.


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7

*****
Rep:
Level 88
Unoriginal text here.
Gets "fr33 sneaky video" spam.

Puts in fried chicken.

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Rep:
Level 98
2010 Best Veteran2014 Best Use of Avatar and Signature Space2014 King of RMRK2014 Favorite Staff Member2014 Best Counsel2014 Best Writer2014 Most Mature Member2014 Best IRC Chatterbox2013 Favorite Staff MemberSecret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor the great victory in the Breakfast War.Secret Santa 2012 Participant2011 Best Writer2011 Best Counsel2010 Funniest Member2010 Best Writer
Gets a negro.

Puts in SPARTA!
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep