Dumbest things that have happened to you

[Irock]

Post the dumbest things that have happened to you here.


When I was 11 I got kicked out of a bed and matress store for ripping a tag off of a matress.

[Lominisio]

Me coming into this thread or thinking I could breath underwater when I was 13. >.>

[Irock]

Me coming into this thread or thinking I could breath underwater when I was 13. >.>

How did I know someone would say "me coming into this thread"?

[Dwarra?]

I made a halfcourt shot for the other team ;_;

[SexualBubblegumX]

I had sex with Amanda.

[Dwarra?]

LOL

[Arrow]

I came home after school one day, and ran down my hallway, jumped onto my bed, rolled across it, hit the wall beneath my window sill on the other end, and fell to the ground beneath it.

I was 15.

[Fiestin]

I once thought there was jamacian people.....

[Dwarra?]

Because of Parkinsons

[Shaman]

Cut my finger in a fan when i was 7.

[SexualBubblegumX]

Oh heres a good one.

I smoked so much pot I threw up one time.

[Arrow]

I came home after school one day, and ran down my hallway, jumped onto my bed, rolled across it, hit the wall beneath my window sill on the other end, and fell to the ground beneath it.

I was 15.

I tried to do this again recently...on purpose.

[Nightwolf]

NO WONDER YOURE MAD.

I thought blizzard loved me lol.

ok ok jk.


Once when i was 6, i saw this toy story type movie, in which stufies come alive, but they were evil, so when i opened my stuff toys cupboard(which i still have maintained, because theyre..err...cute..i mean MANLY STUFF TOYS, cmon i gotta sensitive side too XD) so yeah, i opened the cupboard, it was messy(i dumped them bfore going, one over the other) so one of them slid and came forward and i was like, "OOOOH CHIMPU IS ALIVE AAA!!!!!"

and then when i think bout it im like

lol wtf, this is all arrow's fault.

[Link]

went into a canal on my bike or blowing up my computer.... or stabbing my hand with a scrwdriver when i was 7

[Snailer]

I have to think on this one .. 

My most stupid must have been really stupid cuz i erased it from my memory's

[ORANGEKaireiIs!]

I don't know if this fits but...
My BF and I were screwing in the girls bathroom at the nearby park today, and some Track and Field girls come in after he cums and so we're stuck in the stall FOREVER, him standing on the toilet seat so they don't see his feet and me with my pants down.

[Arrow]

Sounds like something you'll probably remember for a while, heh.

(You are EVERYWHERE!  )

[ORANGEKaireiIs!]

Yeah, I don't think we'll be doing it again, even if he BEGS.
Once a guy that I liked was interested in my best friend. My BEST BEST FRIEND.
Happened twice. Such bull.

[Yukimora]

so i think that situation will happen again with kai

so the stupidest thing ive got is trying to jump a mud puddle and well lets say that jaket didnt make it home..

[Morris Lawry]

I don't know if this fits but...
My BF and I were screwing in the girls bathroom at the nearby park today, and some Track and Field girls come in after he cums and so we're stuck in the stall FOREVER, him standing on the toilet seat so they don't see his feet and me with my pants down.

lol

i was in the USA and i wanted to make a jew joke, Because of southpark etc etc so i walked into up to a radom guy and make a jew joke, he hit me and then threw me into a garbage can. This was when i was 18 i now lothe jews even though my girlfriends brother is like buhdast

[Kaitenshin]

~OMG KAIREI, I can't believe you told them that!

Not THE stupist time I did something, but once me and Yukimora were in a park a couple years ago and we found a field hockey stick. So I was like, "Friggin Sweet, let's try to see who can dodge it the best!" Well, let's just say their might still be a tumor on Yukimora's ankle.

[Morris Lawry]

THis conversation is getting better and better, Yesterday i tried jump from my roof to my pool, i didn't know that the pool was empty (at the time)

[Knownot]

I used to Gymnastics...
And I went to go and do the Vault apparatus...
I ran the track leading to the Vault...
Abnd I forgot to jump and ran straight into it...
I was winded badly...

Last night I pured straight BBQ sauce into my mouth...
And tried to swallow it...
I threw up...
It was foul man...
So bad!!!

[@_@]

When i was in primary school a girl asked me out but i didnt hear her and i was talking to my friend he asked me a question and i said yes to him and she though i said yes to her a week later she asked me to go somewhere with her i said OH GOD NO GET AWAY FROM ME! she then slapped me and said im dumped. 

[Forty]

This probably isn't the dumbest thing ever, but I stapled my thumb two days ago.