Dumbest things that have happened to you

Another good one, I accedentally said fuck on my radio show. Nobody caught me apparently, because it was never mentioned after I did that. I'm surpised Ed or Mark didn't get pissed. 

You have...a radio show?

garlic bread randomly appeard half baked in my toaster....when i nvr even had garlic bread in there b4

My buddy yelled out, "HOLK," and when I turned around a frisbee hit me in the nose.

SGBX has a radio show? And why would you something as personal as that, Kareri? Nice story, though Oh, and grafikal... You're so lucky! Free garlic bread! Lol. That's cool... And ouch for Holk

My dumb things... a couple of them.
1) Trying to staple a stack of papers and stapling my index finger instead.
2) Running into a glass screen thingy.
3) Playing basketball and having the ball hit me on the head
4) Tripping over myself at one time (sometimes I have bad coordination )

When I was little I used to walk to the mall, and there was construction along a shortcut my friends and I would take. I stepped in mud, and my whole foot and half of my leg sank in. When I got to the mall, I had to wash my shoe and pants off in the bathroom sink. It was pretty hilarious.

Oh! I remember one more. Holk's reminded me of mine. Okay... I was by a creek with my friend's when I saw a patch of land. Look solid, good. I jump down and it was like super duper mud. It felt like landing in a bunch of dookie and I sank all the way to my ankles/a little above. My friend jumped in later because she's just stupid >_> Then I washed off the poop-like stuff in the creek and then my shoes got all heavy

I fell into a pond at daylight in a park last year during my nieces birthday XD

falling into ponds is always fun unless they have that green plant stuff onto, then its annoying cus i gotta get it all off.

It did -.- The pond was up to my waist and over... I was wearing my best T-Shirt too  :'(

yeah but when it goes over your head i looked like a deformed monster

The dumbest thing that ever happened to me... hmm... big competition there =P

You have...a radio show?

Yes, it's the Headbangers Den. I don't mntion it much, actually I'll be amazed if any one finds qouted of me talking about it.

Yes, it's the Headbangers Den. I don't mntion it much, actually I'll be amazed if any one finds qouted of me talking about it.

I found a quote of you talking about it!! Go me!!

Wow... very nice dumb things here. 
The dumbest thing that happened to me was years ago, when I was like 11 or so.
I received a game with darts so my cousin and I decided to try it... only in a different way.
"Let's throw darts at each other feet and dodge them!" 
How can I say this.... I laugh all the time I see my scar in my left foot. (shouldn't be wearing sandals)

Actually, I have another story with darts! I have a small fish pond at home.
So, my cousin and I (again ) tried another game
"Let's throw darts at the fish and see them dodge them!"
We got grounded for having pierced one of the fish... it didn't make it.

I keep running into walls O_o
It doesn't even hurt O_o

I was climbing a tree, and saw a branch from the corner of my eye, reached for it, and it wasn't there... I fell and impailed my self on a fence pushing my coller bone up to my chin (dislocated and broken)

I was alone, and hanging from the fence...

I had to lift my-self off the fence, I was 14 at the time... It hurt, I didn't pass out, or cry... I was very dizzy... I went home, my Mum took one look at me and rushed me to Hozzy...

I stopped climbing tree's after that... I am not an Ewok !!!

I got run over by a three year old on an ATV, and he wasn't even wearing a helmet!

Ok, well, if anyone has ever played Tom Clanceys Splinter Cell series you probably know that you can do a wall split to hide above ground and drop down on your enemy...

Well, I tried doing that at my friends house. I was waiting for him to come up the stairs when... BANG, one foot goes through one wall and the other foot through the other wall. Then when I got myself out I fell down the stairs and broke the hand rail.

I felt pretty retarded.

I've actually walked into the door while I was opening it.

That one is always happening to me.

I reach for the door knob, I think I turned it, but end up running face first into the door.

What sux the worst is that I usually run at the door and end up crashing really hard.
This happens pretty frequently though.

I was 8, and i was playing with a lighter. I decided it would be fun to set my kitten on fire, ergo, i had to cut burnt hair off of my kitten. when my mom got home she grounded me, and then i spent three months doing chores to pay for the vet bills.

The worst part is that the kitten was fine, it didn't even notice its tail was on fire.

Idiot

Well... I can't talk...

God, poor animals. I killed my fish, ghermination burnt the fur off his kitten... 

My avatar is about to shoot itself...