What if. . .

[SexualBubblegumX]

I'd laugh.

What if......

[Arrow]

Rawr...

What if I stole that painting for reasons unknown?

[Nightwolf]

I have no idea whatd happen, maybe ud go to jail

What if if what?

[Arrow]

Chicken butt.

What if X = 7?

[Malson]

Arrow = 0.

What if I don't?

[Arrow]

Then I will!

What if the sky fell down, then picked itself back up again, and started complaining that it had a scraped knee?

[SexualBubblegumX]

Then Thor would kick it's ass.

What if I ran out of booze?

[Malson]

We'd have no YouTubes to reflect back on when you're sober.

What if Will Smith hadn't been sent to live with Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv in Bel-Air?

[SexualBubblegumX]

He would of went to prison for surprise sex.

What if Optimus Prime fought Mr.T?

[Moss.]

Optimus Prime would transform to robot mode while Mr. T was inside and Mr. T would be crushed and dismembered from the moving parts.

What if ... gravity just, like, stopped working out of nowhere?

[Malson]

We'd float.

What if I uploaded a video of myself shimmying to a Beyonce song?

[SexualBubblegumX]

I'd lawl.

What if I banged a chick in a wheel chair?

[Malson]

You'd be arrested.

What if Fu was arrested?

[Moss.]

Thor would set him free.

What if Thor was just some fictional character that some bored guy made up?

[Malson]

Then you would be right.

What if Arrow wasn't a homosexual?

[Atomic]

Then you would have nobody to make fun of.

What if Zypher was a homosexual?

[Arrow]

I'd lol, then mod his sig and put it in my own.

What if your pastor touched you?

[Nightwolf]

Then the pastor had touched me..whateva pastor is?
What is pastor?

What if a guy who we call - word rhyming with pastor (bad word) touched you?

hint hint b hint hint

[Atomic]

then you still wouldn't know what a pastor was...

What if fumanchu made love with thor?

[Arrow]

We would have to run in terror from his mutant thunder babies, 24/7, in constant fear of one of them soiling themselves, causing a thunderous explosion from which no man could escape...

What if you got caught in said explosion?

[SexualBubblegumX]

He'd die.

What if I hooked up with a chick from kentucy?

[Nightwolf]

I would lol immensly
what if  arrested your  pet cow

[Atomic]

then shaft would have to break him out. Then Fu and the pet cow would throw back some bottles of

What if cows could talk?

[SexualBubblegumX]

Then I'd throw back a 

What if and shaft met?

[Zeriab]

That is easy. The result:

What if Blizzard and I merged into one being?