What if. . .

What if the site got haxxored again?

what if you couldn't post in this section

Then you would be horribly wrong.

What if :fred: suddenly disappeared?

There world would be a very different place.

What if all of us suddenly spoke Spanish rather than portugeuse?

Cada uno tendría que aprender español, y después pueda entenderse español quebrado. El mundo llegó a ser completamente confuso, pues terminaríamos encima subconsciente de llevar la lengua española en la vida verdadera, que significa que cada una tendría que aprender español también. El inglés llegó a ser tan vacío como las idiomas de los cteres del Tercer Mundo, la tierra se convirtió en manera tensionada también, y romperíamos eventual órbita y la vela en el sol.

What if I had posted this in English?

I probably wouldn't have read it anyway.

What now if Dox (Blaze) went from infamous to famous within the next hour from this post?

One word: Apocalypse.

What if...

Then I'd be drinking again which I is.

What if... WELCOME TO DYING!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Then DragonForce would obliterate Blind Guardian.

What if Arrow wasn't a homosexual?

He'd post saying so.

Not really gay, was just a joke.

I'm fine with you joking about it, I just want you to know for future reference.

What if the duck hunt dog owned you?! WITH A BUCKET OF CHICKEN?!

I don't fail, so he won't.

What if Arrow takes me way too seriously and that I realize he's not gay yet his need to post after me will do him harm for a good while?

...Then I would have a completely different outlook on this situation then wouldn't I?

OMG HARMED LOL

What if toothbrushes were called teethbrushes?

Then we'd be looking forever to find some teethpaste.

What if Penn had beaten Hughes tonight in UFC 63?

UFC is weird...they always seem to be...humping eachother.

What if?

Well, obviously it

What if Drew Carey was skinny?

This world would implode.

What if Greg Proops was even finnier?

Finntroll would have a run for their money.

What if I never stopped looping the sentences in that topic?

Things would get very...loopy. Then square, then salsa.

WTF?

What if Arrow failed again because he didn't post a question?

He wouldn't mind too much.

What if you realized you failed for not answering the question? 

Then I would say that I don't answer non-what-if questions.

What if I gotta go, dude, peace.

O I C.

What if you didn't?

What if I did?

What if I did?

I would cry myself to sleep...

What if I did?

I dunno.

What if DOSBox doesn't work and I can't play Supaplex (aka the best gameever that no one's ever heard of)